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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
63 comments:
MEFFER POWER!
WHOOP WHOOP!
*hugs the Pork*
Hiya Lucy Bean,
How ya been?
Stop.
Not so fast y'all.
If you think you can just up and run away, you crazy.
I like to eat people from other planets.
'Specially y'all.
I like to eat you with my little mouth too.
Oh now you get back inside me little mouth.
I wants to play too.
Get back inside I'll get you whens we'se eatin' 'em
Muahahahaha! I'm so easily amused.
Solly! I've been out and about this morning. I just bought a new tumble dryer! WHOOP WHOOP! I managed to negotiate £55 off the price and £15 off the extended warranty and get it delivered tomorrow! :D
Whatchoo up to today?
I dunno yet. I'm the only one awake at the mo'.
Smoke and I might go see a movie today. Who knows?!?!
Little Mouth always makes me laugh! Bwahah!
I haven't been to the cinema in ages. It's cold here today but at least we don't have snow like last weekend. It was so cold this morning I could see my own breath. I have had to put the heating on even though I'm supposed to be economising. I just hate being cold.
Send some Georgia sunshine this way! :D
I would, but it's not very sunny here today, Lucy. :(
Looks like more rain and muggy weather.
Morning :)
Hi RW,
Whatchoo doin' today?
Hi, Solly :)
I'm going to mail some Christmas presents.
Whatchoo doing today?
I don't know yet. Still deciding.
Right now, I'm listening to my Mama and nephew sing "12 Days of Christmas".
o_O
It's not even December yet!
Gonna shower, then head to to post office.
Have a great day, Solly ^_^
You too, RW!
Be careful out there.
Just a heads up: I may be taking my computer in for repair this weekend, so if I'm off line for a bit don't worry!
Anyone around? I just had the most delish corn on the cob with lashings of butter. :D
hi guys!!
just a quickie pop in to say hello! hope you are all good and well?
hey lucy! i am watching x factor!!
LMFAO! Haha, you guys crack me up! I love this post. Lucy Bean, I was told my family about how you watched that Aliens clip and then you wanted to eat pie with your little mouth. Too funny!
The same voice actor voicing "Jaws" in "Jaws 5: Fire Island".
Hey.
I'm gonna eat y'all. I'm gonna eat that hairy leg. I'm gonna eat that one too.
Oh I can see right up them shorts.
GO SEE AUSTRALIA! GO SEE AUSTRALIA! It's makes unmushy people mushy! Or a little mushy anyway! And Hugh Jackman! YUM! O_O
Hi Errbody! I think you are all in bed right now. As you should be on a cold November Sunday morning. :D
FASC I missed X Factor last night, I'll see if I can catch it today on ITV2 or summat.
Jules, someone at work has all the Family Guy DVD box sets and they are bringing them to work tomorrow so I can borrow them. *is sexcited*
I always wanna eat your pah with mah little mouth, and ice cream, and chocolate, actually I just like eating with mah little mouth.
I have Ludo on the brain this morning.
Oh and I just read it in black and white in my Entertainment Weekly about Baby Way being on the way.
Weird. It was right under Toby McGuire's and his wife's announcement.
Gerard topped only be Spiderman!
Lucy Bean, then you are way ahead of me, because I've only seen a few episodes and clips. There was on on last night with James Woods that was hi-freakin-larious.
Gotta run. Have a great day, you guys!
I wanna wrap pressies today!
o_O
Wassup with me?
I'm watching The Bad Girls Club marathon. Muwahaha. My husband told me that I need to be on there.
Ha!
Season 1 or Season 2?
I am watching Real Chance at Love getting ready for Charm School!
What in the world did we do before Vh1 came along? And to think, this used to be the old folks channel.
Puuuhhleaazzeee!
Season 2.
Gah! Madness.
Funny, I kinda miss Ripsi and Zara. They were all cezy like. O_o
Yeah, the Season 2 Bitches just lacked some spunk and spark. Tenecia and Genevecia and all the messin' with the food and pissing in the sink.
It was silly.
just popping in here to say a huge hello to the porkies on the pork!
i &heart; you!
where is mustard???!!
i can't believe she hasn't popped in?
have you guys heard anything at all?
I'm laughing so hard right now!!!
I ♥ you, FASC!
hi there prancing proncess!!
isn't it funny how names progress with such apparent ease so that you feel you have always called that person that name!!
I know! Hahaha!
I haven't heard all of the album yet. :(
that was a funny face proncess! a detatched sad mouth?!
haha!
get listening!
now that my I-pod has died a horrible drowning death i am missing my music, but i always have a making tea CD on in the kitchen from 4.20pm-5.20pm. (man are you jealous of my shit hot life!!) and at the mo it is The Killers!! huzzah!
right beautiful bunnies it is 22.07 and i have to love and leave you.
take care porchies!!
For Jules & Lucy Talking Bumble Bee
Mornin' Guys!
It's back to work day! Grrr!
Have a nice Monday!
good morning porchies!
hope you have great days everyone!
that bee clip was so funny! i love the accent! where is that accent from?
can't stop......
♥
Um, FASC, I think the gay South? Maybe?
Hope you have a lovely afternoon!
Oh noooooo.
I love it!
Hope you guys are getting your trees soon! ^_^
Hi guyz!
How are y'all?
Baby? Whazzis about a baby...?
SIS!!!! ♥♥♥ How are you?
Yep. Baby Way is on the way. O_O
I'm at work and don't wanna work!
BOOOO!!!! But, I gotta get back to it. I'll see you later! ^_^
Thanks for telling me, Princess!
I'm at work, too. (as usual - :p )
OMG, a baby... here's hoping they're ready for it! O_o
'Tis December already. Where did the meffin' year go?!?!?
Hi guys, I hope you all had a great thanksgiving weekend.
Um, FASC, I think the gay South? Maybe?
Definitely a gay Southerner. That is most defnitely a gay Southern accent.
haha!
you know it kind of reminded me of T Bag in Prison Break but i didn't know where he was from.
i love it!
hi sis M!!
hi miss T!
i actually have no mins to hang i just wanted to say hi!
where the mother fuck is mayo?!!
Well Hi and bye FASC.
Dunno where mayo is. Maybe he was trying to put his tree up and it fell on him and he's been trapped under it for days with no food and water.
But in a few more days, he will have lost enough weight to crawl out from under it.
Or maybe not.
question.....
do all Americans get their trees immediately after Thanksgiving??
we all decorate whenever we can be arsed. so i tend to do it maybe a week or two before Chrimbo. but no set rule. and i feel jealous, you have real trees. i could very easily have a real tree but we do infact have a lovely fake tree so we are sticking with that fucker!
seeya guys!
♥
love you miss T!!!
sorry i can't hang with you!!
Love you too FASC, you take care and have a good evening.
Goodnight porch xxxxxx
Mawhnin' Guys!
mornin solly!
mornin pork!
Mawhin' FASC!
Or should I say almost afternoon?
rapidly approaching afternoon solly!
i have a very snotty poorly 3 yr old to cuddle today! poor little man!
have a good day solly!
have a good day everybody!
Awwwh, bless him, FASC! Hope he feels better! Nothing works like Mommy snuggles.
i know solly!
mummy cuddles are so special!
right i am outa here!!
laters.
mommy/mummy
snuggles/cuddles
it all means the same thing!
byee!
Aww FASC, the poor thing!
just
gotta
make
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