Wait!
Don't answer that.
I'd have to kill you if the truth ever came out.
That's funny. I guess the truth really does hurt after all.
The question is....
Does it hurt more for me or for you?
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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
111 comments:
O_O
It's quiet in here.
I miss MissT, RW and Fimmy! :(
Night Porch!
Me too.
Night, night!
Mustard,
I miss you.
Just pourin' my heart out.....
morning!
i miss them all to!!
mayo's posted a sad blog!
*sighs*
Mornin' FASC,
Very sad, indeed. Leaves me not knowing what to say.
How's your baby?
i know solly, exactly.
my boy seems a little better but still exuding alot of snot!
his fever has gone so that's good!
thanks for asking.
have great days porchies.
I miss RW too. She must still be getting her computer tinkered with.
Boo
Fimmy in da house.
Drop dat funk
solly, you always do, the question is what do you do, well i think under age people read this so i will not repeat it here miss tricky dicky.
get ya freak on,
i miss you all, and thats the word, peeps.
love you all
*waves*
xxx
We miss you too, Fim. >_<
All f BlogBelieve is really quiet lately.
For Smoke & Socky
Just sayin' hi. :)
Sis! I can't wait to see the piccie when I get home!
*hugs*
^_^
Hello peeps.
How's it hangin?
hello puppy dogs!!
K! GW said el oh el! and i thought of you! twas freaky! iz you GW???
i miss RW!
just sayin'
oh and why do they keep saying "just sayin'" on their site!! copycats!
K! GW said el oh el! and i thought of you! twas freaky! iz you GW???
O_O
Yes, I am! Let me jump on this sofa and attack Oprah! ;)
I wish Mayo would allow user icons on his blog. :)
K is gerard, I knew it.
Hiya FASC.
Hiya K sweetie.
hahahaha can i laugh like a maniacal eliza??
well i just did.
love you guys!
i think mayo should put his user icons back on cos it was the comments that were fucking up dial up folk "getting in". (and who is that in that pic K?)
gotta fly porchies.
♥
oh miss T, man u just won 5-3!! wtf??! blackburn!
congrats on your result mrs!
Congrats FASC sweetie. As if you wouldn't win.
Thanks for my congrats.
Nighty night sweetie.
MissT,
I left you a pressie on the main page!
Oooooooooo a pressie for me? Solly, you shouldn't have.
I shall check it out.
Eeeeeek!
Hahahahahahahaha thunk thunk.
Lovely idea solly, but no good for me cos I have just laughed my tits off.
Smoke and I saw those in a store and we both thought of you and your obsession with nipple art, jewelry, tassels, etc.
Heheheh!
Gotta eat supper and then I'll be back, okay?
OK sweetie see you later. I'm so glad that my nipples spring instantly to mind with you guys hahahaha.
lol sdock if I hadn't seen a pic my life would not have been complete!
Hiya Ergo.
I'm baaaaaaaaaack!
NO NEED TO SHOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Are you still swinging your tassels?
Hi :)
RW!!!!!
You're back!
Are you still swinging your tassels?
O_O
Oh dear, what have I walked in on!
I iz back, Solly! ^_^ Just got my 'puter back from the shop today.
I aint seen you since last month!
Did you see MissT's nipple tassels I bought her on the main page?
I'm still shakin em solly.
Hiya RW, nice to have you back in computer land. How have you been?
I did see the tassels! T'was the first thing I saw!
Trikki Nikki Midnite,
I absolutely adore the Christian Bale! Thanks for making my evening a little brighter, and taller, and darker, and handsomer!
Love ya!
Hi, Miss T :)
I've been well, thanks. Though feeling very vut off without my computer! I'm glad to have it back.
How have you been? And Solly, how've you been too?
MissT is swanging them all over da place!
Mayo's latest entry is very sad :(
*vut=cut
Very vut off?
o_O
Is dat a new word?
RW,
I'm better now that you're back around. The porch was missing you!
RW,
I know, right? I don't even know what to say about it. Like all his posts, it's just so visual. You can always picture yourself right there.
It's great to have you back RW.
Yup mayo sounds sad.
And yup solly, I iz swinging em all over the place. They are getting a good swinging at mayos. I hope it cheers him up.
I'm better now that you're back around. The porch was missing you!
Awww... *blushes*
:)
'Tis true, RW.
^_^
I luvs you both!
How's everyone else doing? Did I miss anything?
I'm going to wash the dirt off my body, just the dirt though. I'm filthy by nature, so I can only get off the first layer.
x_O
Wow, RW, lemme think, nah, I don't think so.
We wuv you too RW.
Solly, that's not the way to do it. You need to get a hunk who can lick the dirt off you.
O_O
On my way home, just swoopin' by to say good nite. Glad you liked the piccie! ^_^
I Luvz youze guys!
See y'all later!
♥♥♥
Hi & bye, Sis M! :)
Luv you too Sis m sweetie. Take care.
Sorry to have to love you and leave you RW. It's heading towards 1am here and I'm off to bed.
You and solly feel free to nibble me boob twizzlers (and anyone else who pops by here).
Have fun. It's great to have you back.
Nighty night
xxxxxx
You and solly feel free to nibble me boob twizzlers
O_o
Have a good night, Miss T! :)
I am off to shower. Back shortly...
And this has gotta be the best line I've heard in a long ass time:
You and solly feel free to nibble me boob twizzlers (and anyone else who pops by here).
RW!!!! MissT!!!!
*hugs*
Sis!!! Thank you for the piccie! I ♥ me some Christian Bale!
I just did K's Emo Band namer thingy. This is what my band name is:
Some Kind Of Underlying Happiness
I like it! ^_^
Ooohh! Here's LHM's:
Some Kind Of Resplendent Happiness
Back :)
Hi, S&V! :D
Somebody's Vanilla Soul
What tha hell?
Ghost Hunters on TV! Whoop!
Hi!!!!
Vanilla? You iz not emo. You iz some kind of mushy pop/techno.
Or a tasty pudding flavour.
My Crappy Little Elf Name:
Shetland Clouddash
Gonna sign off for the night.
Lovely to see people again :)
Have a good evening!
Awww, okay! Good to see you, RW! ♥
Have a nice night!
'Night ^_^
Mine is...
Shetland Merryweather
Bwah, this who I really am...
Helga Micheal, some prostitute
Niiiice!
I just told em at Mayo's that El oh El makes me think of Nelly's EI, uh oh, uh oh.
The Goddamn Rock Solid Ghetto Shiznit Name Generator
Ass Machine Dawg
Now, that's a name.
Mine was ass whack something or nother, I can't remember.
Be back in a bit!
RW is back, yay!
I know! YAY!
Awww, I love Ray Toro. :)
Welp, I've got a sick little boy. I don't like for my baby to be sick. He's supposed to be jumping off the couch doing atomic flying elbows!
Sweet dreams errbody!
Hi Guys!
I hope LHM and FASC's baby feel better today!
Have a happy Thursday!
Morning! ^_^
hey guys!!
welcome back RW!!
love miss T's nipples tassle thingies!!
my little lad is still snotty but better than he was. sadly i have a sore throat and snotty nose now! effing typical!
hope LHM is OK proncess?!
have good days. I am off to do a massive grocery shop!! i don't wanna!!
Hey FASC! Sorry you're icky now!
LHM was sick all last night. He couldn't stop puking. He seems to be better this morning but still a little nauseous so I let him stay home from school. It was the first day he missed this year! Booo!!!
Welp, hope you get to feeling better soon!
Have a great day Porch!
XOXO
Ummm, I meant feeling icky. Not that you are actually icky. O_o
Hiya peeps, how are you all?
I'm still lovin the tit tassles.
sorry your boy was up vomming proncess!
nasty!
hope you don't get it!
Ummm, I meant feeling icky. Not that you are actually icky. O_o
oh but i am!!
i don't feel too bad, it's just a mild cold really. i will survive!
hi miss T! great tit tassles!
my mate called me and i've been on the phone for ages! anyway i can't stop for long!
Mr Bloke elfed my babies! it's vrilliant!
i fuckin love that! their pose at the end is fab!!
my kids do have oriental eyes??!
anyway sorry that got me sexcited!
hi miss T! great tit tassles!
Thanks FASC sweetie. Great elfkids. I hope the snot has cleared up.
thanks miss T!
gotta go fly like the wind!
take care babe!
♥
You take care too FASC babe.
♥
Goodnight porch.
Bugger, missed you all again.
Oh well, I shall keep on twirling the tit tassles.
xxxxx
Nice Tassles!
Do they come in chocolate? I'd totally wear them if they were made of chocolate.
FASC,
Your little elves are just precious and I want to pinch their little cheeks!!
I hope you and your little one feel lots better!
Smoke,
Hope LHM is feeling much better today. I miss him bouncing around the house!
Hope everyone has a wonderful Friday!
hi solly!
thanks! i love my little elves! it's the last pose that has me still giggling! my little boy! hahaha!
he's much better thanks for asking. i am OK, it's bearable!
nice to see you Jenn!
Proncess hope LHM is fighting fit and back at school today!
have great fridays and a great weekend everyone!
i have guests all weekend so i won't be around!
love to the pork!!
♥
Happy Friday! :)
just popping back in again!!
that is an interview from just pre the Reggie/LM tour. i think June 2008? but i have never read it. so anyway....
byeee!
Hi evveybodies! ^_^
For Fimmy
Hiya FASC! Your elves are sweet!
Glad to hear the snot is clearing up, too! ^_^
Aww, Smoke, give LHM our luv! ♥
Miss T's tee-tah tassels are tantalizing! ^_~
*sigh* Back to work, I'll try to pop back later!
SISTER
omg i love the picture, thank you or whank you sooooooo much, now that is how you eat a rainbow :)
Miss you and your lovely kick ass bootz.
FASC,
Just wanted to say thanks for putting up that Reggie interview. It just reminded me how much of my heart James Dewees owns.
It's called improv, some people just don't got it!
Shush it, Missy!
Yo where everybody at?
Morning!
Gee, it's been quiet here. Good to read Fimmy, SisM, MissT, Jenn, and RW around here!
Love the rainbow tasting kitty. =)
Finger fell off the mouse at the second photo! lol
Are they for real??!
How do they stick on and still remain edible??
*expects the tassle talented MissT will have the answer to this!*
Jennicula said,
Do they come in chocolate? I'd totally wear them if they were made of chocolate.
Haha!
Just wear them?!
More like figure out a cunning plan how to taste them while they twirl temptingly, you chocoholic!! =)*takes one to know one!*
FASC,
What cute little elves you have!=) Hope your throat gets better quickly, and didn't mess with your weekend guest enjoyment too much!
Princess,
Hoping LHM has improved, and is getting over his pukiness, poor little thing.
Socky,
How did that wrestling shopping expedition go? You're a lovely Aunt.
Re Mayo's post,
It sure was a kick in the stomach when I read it. He is very talented at expressing emotion, and pain, without ever becoming mawkish. The intensity, the vividness are fabulous.
A second reading and you go, hmm, multi-levelled again?
I miss him staying to talk to people. Maybe after he publishes something so intense, he can't bear to face the reviews without coming back later with one eye half closed?
And so endeth the novel.
Hope you are all having a fabulous weekend. It's buggery hot here. Nothing like getting a heat headache putting up the Christmas tree! Absolutely creating havoc with the chocolate decorations.
I might have to eat them early. Shame,that. ;)
See ya! =)
hi guys!!
missed you!
hi fim! hope you are good?!
PP great to read you!
and you sis M!
i have had a weekend from almost hell with my guests.....
he's fine, the kids are kids so i get that (slighting on "little shits" mind). but the mother/wife!!! i've known her for quite a while.
we have absolutely NOTHING in common!! At all! ever and ever again!!!!!!!!
so fucking wearing!
and she mumbles, i'm like "pardon??" "what?" (like i want to fucking know?!)
HARD MEFFING WORK!!
missed you guys.
why is it that i am so realising that no one really has ever got me at all?!
i really have almost got past caring!!!
and my friends on a few blogs seem to get me more than any other fucker!!
weird??!
♥
is slightingeven a word??! don't care, i think you get me!!
Oh, FASC, I get you and I love you so fucking much!
I understand completely where you are coming from. I hate having to make small talk with other women that I have nothing in common with.
I ♥ FASC.
^_^
and she mumbles, i'm like "pardon??" "what?" (like i want to fucking know?!)
I cannot stand mumblers. It's one of my major pet peeves. Either speak up or shut the hell up, says I!
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