Monday, July 28, 2008

Kristofferson

I just walked in and you were gone
To your Mama’s I suppose
It looks like you won’t be back so I thought you ought to know
I found that note you left today
it only took you half a page
I’m gonna grab my old guitar
take a pencil from the jar and fill in the empty space

I’m gonna tell you how I feel,
straight up genuine and real
Open a bottle of ninety proof
and write a song for you like Kristofferson would do

In each line you’re gonna hear it’s my fault
and I miss you
I know it won’t be in time
it may not even rhyme
But what it has to be is true

I’m gonna drink this bottle of ninety proof
and sing this song for you
Like Kristofferson would do

146 comments:

sdock10 said...

Mornin, RW!

In honor of FASC, I claim second place!


Have a great day, Porchies!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Solly! :)

Have a good day, everyone!

Smoke said...

Morning! Have a great day. I want to cry because I don't want to go to work. :(

Wahahaha!

Anonymous said...

*waves*
Have a good day and i will smell ya all later.

Anonymous said...

*passes Princess a delicately soft tissue*

Morning everyone!

Hope the day goes fast for you all.

Ciao, for now. =)

Jennicula said...

SMOKE! Where are you?

Solly too!

It's 6 damn degrees in my office today.

I did eat chocolate tortilla chips, so that makes me jappy on a Monday.

Anonymous said...

I'z here, Jenn. Just sitting here freezing in my office, too. >_<

And thinking about how I have seven more hours to go . >___<

Jennicula said...

I have 3 more hours.

I'll be thinking of you when I drive like a bat out of hell out of the parking lot.

Anonymous said...

Awwww! Hahaha! I appreciate that.

So how was your weekend? Did you guys have fun?

Anonymous said...

I had lots of fun being decadent.

Did you have a good weekend?

Anonymous said...

Afternoon porchies and unicorn. I hope you are all having a nice Monday.

sdock10 said...

Where da meff is MissT??

Anonymous said...

I was wonderin' the same thing.

MISST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MissTottenham said...

You rang M'Lady?

Anonymous said...

We was wondering where you were? ^_^

How are you today?

MissTottenham said...

I'm good thanks, how are you sweetie?

I have had a busy old weekend filling in application forms for jobs. I wanna move to London cos I am shit bored of Sheffield.

Anonymous said...

Oh, cool!

I'm good. Just still sitting here at work. Got two hours left. BOOO!!!

I'll see you guys in a little bit!

MissTottenham said...

I shall be missing you for two hours sweetie.

I hope they go fast.

Anonymous said...

Solly, I am here to welcome you home. Where are you, beautiful?

MissTottenham said...

Hiya PPU, how the hell are you sweetie?

Anonymous said...

:(

Anonymous said...

MissT!!! I missed you when you were gone for, like, a billion fucking days. I'm glad to see you. :)


Hey, Sdock! Hey, SMOOOOOKE! Hey, PPU!

Anonymous said...

Hi, Miss T. Long time no chat. How have you been?

Who is pouting and why?

Anonymous said...

Hi, MIB. How is it hanging today?

Anonymous said...

I'm pouting.

CUZ I DON'T WANNA WORK NO DAMN MORE! BOOOO!!!

Hey Mustard! Hey PPUzzzz!

MissTottenham said...

Hiya PPU, I'm good thanks. I've been uber busy.


Hiya MUSTARD, I missed you. How are you sweetie?

I wanna move to London then invite you all to come and stay.

Anonymous said...

Poor S&M.

Anonymous said...

I'll take Sdock's answer, switch it, and say, "Slightly to the right." :)



SENDING YOU LEATHERMOUTH, SMOOOOKE!

Anonymous said...

:(

You should see my bottom lip right now. It's all poked out.

MissTottenham said...

*balances tray on smokes bottom lip*

She's not kidding.

Anonymous said...

OMG! Sunsets are for Muggers is stuck in my head right now.

LIFE IS A FIGHT!

LIFE IS A FIGHT!

LIFE IS A FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


Damn straight. >_<

I wanna come stay with you, MissT!

MissTottenham said...

You can come stay Smoke, and bring your LHM.


You can all stay. Party at mine woohoo!

That's when I have a mine to speak of.

Anonymous said...

Whoop! Whoop! :)

Anonymous said...

I can't keep up with what's being digust in Mayo's, so I'ma hang with you peeps! :)


FIMBLE STAR, HELLO!

Anonymous said...

Are they still talking about Mayo/GW/JU/diamonds and whatnot?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah.

Anonymous said...

Oh. Okay.

My hand hurts. >_<

Anonymous said...

*does not see the need to display one's faithfulness and unconditional love with a diamond*

Just my opinion. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, no! Is it okay?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi :)

Anonymous said...

It's just tired! I spend all day keying in bunches of damn numbers so my right hand works alot harder than my left hand. :(

I just feel like whining today.

PPU!!!! WHERE'D YOU GO! You're supposed to listen to me whine!

Anonymous said...

Hiya RW!

Mustard,

I pitched a fit for a ten year anniversary 'past,present,future' diamond ring. Now, I wish I had the $2000 it costed me. >_<

resurrected wreck said...

Awww, I'm sorry, S&V :(

Here, have a sparkly new necklace & a raspberry cream bun.

MissTottenham said...

Hiya RW sweetie, how are you?




I can't keep up with the diamond talk either.

Anonymous said...

Yayness! Thank you, RW! ♥

Anonymous said...

Hello, RW!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mustard :)

resurrected wreck said...

S&V: ♥

sdock10 said...

*passed out from the welcome home shock*

*comes to*

resurrected wreck said...

Would you like a raspberry cream bun too, Mustard?

They're nummy!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Solly! :)

Raspberry cream buns all round!

Anonymous said...

RW?

What is a raspberry cream bun?

MissTottenham said...

Hiya solly, welcome home!!!!!!!!!!

MissTottenham said...

Can I have a bun please RW?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Miss T! :D

Sorry, I almost missed you there!

How've you been?

sdock10 said...

Hi,

Wassup?

Where did PPU go?

resurrected wreck said...

*passes creamy fruity bun to Miss T*

resurrected wreck said...

Mustard, it is a bun filled with custard & raspberry jam.

T'is delicious!

sdock10 said...

*pouts*

I missed my "welcome home"???

Well, that figures...always a day late and a dollar short.

PPU, I ♥ you for trying. You made me smile!

MissTottenham said...

Yum *wipes cream from chin*

Thanks RW. I've been good thanks. Busy but good. How about you?



Yo Solly darlin! PPu has been overcome by the gorgeousness of your presence and has momentarily passed out.

Give him a cream bun to revive him quick.

sdock10 said...

Does PPU like cream buns?


I passed out on my couch for realz. I was so tired.



Mustard,

Did you write our song today?

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Only 55 minutes left for you! Whoop! Whoop!




Where if Fimble?

Anonymous said...

*clears throat*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD McDonald had a...

...no. I did not.

Please don't kick me out of the band!




RW, they sound delish!

sdock10 said...

Okay, so what shall I wear to Leathermouth, guys? S//C? You guys know the story of my teeny weeny Leathermouth baby tee, so I can't wear that. Should I support Reggie and wear a Reggie shirt?

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

I can't kick you out of the band because then I would be a solo act.

I didn't get anywhere on our song either.

Nor did I remember our band name.

resurrected wreck said...

I've been painting, Miss T. I'm now totally done the Raspberry Truffle-coloured bits - huzzah!

sdock10 said...

Damnit to hell!

I have no clue what I want to eat for supper.

Anonymous said...

REGGIE!!!! YAYNESS! :)

I think I am just going to wear a black t-shirt.

I feel weird wearing a Leathermouth shirt to a Leathermouth show. Just like I can't wear an MCR shirt to an MCR show. I don't know why. It's just weird.

I could always wear my "My Daddy Drives A Ford" t-shirt. Bwah!

sdock10 said...

RW,

Are you gonna let us see your room when you are done?

MissTottenham said...

Sounds lovely RW.

Don't eat pizza solly or I will be jealous.


You are a budding wordsmith mustard.

sdock10 said...

Damn!

Wait a minute...you so did wear an MCR shirt to Proj Rev, but I guess that didn't count as an MCR show?

Weird.

resurrected wreck said...

I will be sure to take pics, Solly. Though I think it will be a while before it's all finished.

sdock10 said...

MissT,

No pizza for me, I don't think.


Smoke,

45 minutes and my arms and hands hurt today. I have caught your carpal tunnel affliction.

Anonymous said...

Did I? Which one did I wear? O_O

And I wore Leathermouth to Sloss. :)

sdock10 said...

RW,

You project is going to be EPIC! I can't wait to see it.

sdock10 said...

Didn't you wear the Camo one? The hallelujah lock and load one?

Cuz I wore the Headfirst one!

Nobody had shirts like ours.

*was proud*

Anonymous said...

Well, if I did....what pants did I wear? Cuz it was hotter than a sonofabitch.

O_O

And I know I wore my #20 Tony Stewart ballcap.

I'm not even sure why this matters but it's bugging me!

sdock10 said...

I had on denim shorts and my pink GA Bulldog hat, I think, but I think I left that in the car. I had sunglasses on top of my head, hmmmm, did you wear shorts or denim capris?

Yeah, it was hotter than a $2 pistol.

MissTottenham said...

I could listen to you guys all day.

I can totally picture you having sisterly rows.

resurrected wreck said...

I keep thinking, Solly, that I'll just get my place painting & decorated the way I want it, then I'll move 0_0

sdock10 said...

PPU!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sorry I missed my "Welcome Home". Will you forgive me?

I will leave you extra Solly ♥s.

These are very special, keep that in mind.

sdock10 said...

*is thinking*

Black stretchy shorts? I don't remember those, but goddamn, it was so hot, we are lucky we survived. I don't think you wore denim either, not shorts anyways.



RW,

Well, so long as you are doing something that makes the place purdy to you, then....don't think about moving.

resurrected wreck said...

What I mean, Solly, is something job-wise will come up somewhere else... just as soon as I finish decorating. Never fails!

sdock10 said...

RW,

Tis true...so, just look at it like this, you will get to start brand new projects!

RW's projects are never done. She just starts another!

I wish I was creative like that.

sdock10 said...

I'm going for a bath.


Be back in a bit.

resurrected wreck said...

RW's projects are never done. She just starts another!

This is truer than you may realize!

resurrected wreck said...

I'ma gonna join you, Solly!

WAIT FOR ME!!

MissTottenham said...

Two in a bath. People will start to talk.

MissTottenham said...

LOL RW, don't forget to do behind your ears. I will be checking later.

sdock10 said...

I'm back.

*comes in singing Carolina Drama*

And the white milk dripped down with the blood
And the boyfriend fell down, dead for good
Right next to the preacher who was gaspin' for air
and Billy shouted, "Daddy, why'd you have to come back here?"


2 points goes to the person who can finish the lyric!

MissTottenham said...

Never heard of it.

Welcome back solly.

Anonymous said...

His Mama reached behind the sugar and honey
Pulled out an envelope filled with money
Your daddy gave us this
She collapsed in tears
He's been payin' all the bills for years

sdock10 said...

Smoke will know it. For sure.

What's up at Mayo's?

sdock10 said...

*beams*

That's MY sister!

I ♥ Carolina Drama! I ♥ The Raconteurs! I ♥ Jack White!***


***None of the above mentioned songs, bands, and players are ♥d as much as PPU***

MissTottenham said...

They are arguing and I'm trying to stay out of it.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Be careful drivin' home!

sdock10 said...

*sighs*

MissT, have you seen Fimmy this evening?

MissTottenham said...

I saw her at mayos earlier. She spoke to me, left a couple of comments then vanished.

I think the aliens took her.

Anonymous said...

I listened to that song just today.

And I posted a White Stripes song at Mayo's, but it got lost in the shuffle.


Hey, again!

sdock10 said...

Nuh-uh, Mustard, it did not get lost. I saw it and I loved it.

When I get to hear Carolina Drama live in concert, I think I will cry. It's that good.

Anonymous said...

I ♥ed, too.

MissTottenham said...

Hi again Grammy award winning songwriter mustard.

Anonymous said...

Uh, "it, too."

:)

gnothi seauton said...

Hi, sorry to interrupt.

You might already know this but...

I was just having a wander and happened upon The Used's site ( haven't been there for an age ) and what did I spy but the winner of a T-shit competition.

What was the winning design I hear you ask...



















... a unicorn.

That amused me on so many levels.

Hope you are all well.

TTFN

sdock10 said...

I still can't figure out what I want for supper. Gah!

Oh and I've been hardcore listening to Bert for the past 2 days. There's something about "Buried Myself Alive"...it just gets me or I get it....I flail around like a madwoman.

sdock10 said...

Ooooooooooooh, GS, that was so weird...*cue spooky music*, I started talking about The Used right when you did.

Freaky shit.

That shirt is crazzzzzzy! I've seen it.

Anonymous said...

That settles it.

PPU is loved the world over, by Used fans, and by Porch-dwellers.


HEY, GS!!!

sdock10 said...

Yes, but have you seen The Unicorn on that shirt? OMG! Not flattering at all.

Our* Unicorn is way more fantabulous and pretty!



*I'm just being polite, I really mean MINE.

MissTottenham said...

Hiya GS sweetie. See you soon.

gnothi seauton said...

Hi, I'm not stopping, sorry.

Sdock - Twilight Zone indeed!

Mustard - PPU is everywhere

gnothi seauton said...

Foggy - see ya Saturday * whoop whoop *

sdock10 said...

Wow, Mayo's is crazy right now. I don't think I want to jump in the middle of that.

sdock10 said...

Are you guys meeting up? Huh? Huh?, MissT???

MissTottenham said...

I can't wait GS. You'll have to wear something bright so I can spot you.



Whoop whoop, I'm meeting GS on Saturday.

gnothi seauton said...

Bright? BRIGHT?!

Darling, one doesn't do bright. One does black with accent colours ;)

Ciao for now.

sdock10 said...

What you guys gonna do, MissT and do we get pics?


I can't fucking wait to meet Fimble for Leathermouth...OMG it is going to be madness! Crazy jappy madness. I love her so much! That girl owns part of my soul and I might just take her back to Georgia with me.

resurrected wreck said...

Is that Mayo online at his place right now?

sdock10 said...

I just like the music. Is that a bad thing?

*wonders*

resurrected wreck said...

Anon @ 8:16pm

Over use of commas.

MissTottenham said...

I will take the camera solly.




LMAO GS. I shall look out for the girl in black then.


Tata luv. See you soon.

resurrected wreck said...

Not at all, Solly. I'm envious. I wish I just liked the music. Maybe I'd still be able to listen to it now without cringing or getting angry.

sdock10 said...

Whatya mean, RW?

resurrected wreck said...

Have fun at your meet up, GS and Miss T :)

sdock10 said...

Could be....I dunno.

MissTottenham said...

Thank you RW.

I shall blog about it.

I hope to have pics, maybe none of me though if I am having an ugly day.

resurrected wreck said...

It's the comma thing that peaked my interest, Solly. That, and they seem more articulate than a random anon.

Who knows though *shrugs*

resurrected wreck said...

I hope to have pics, maybe none of me though if I am having an ugly day.

T'is not possible, Miss T!

sdock10 said...

I gotta wash my dishes and find something for supper.

BRB...

resurrected wreck said...

Look for the girl with green boots, Miss T ^_^

MissTottenham said...

Aw bless you RW.

I beg to differ.

MissTottenham said...

LOL RW, I shall have my eyes peeled for the green booted one.

sdock10 said...

cereal for supper!

MissTottenham said...

Is it mueseli? I like that. Gotta have some chewy raisins.

sdock10 said...

I just jabbed a piece of cereal in the top of my gum.

Not fun times...

resurrected wreck said...

Your cereal bit you, Solly??

MissTottenham said...

You have to be more careful. Suck on it like an old lady with no teeth would ha haha!

sdock10 said...

Yes, RW, it jumped up and stabbed me in the gum or something.

Damnit, I just had to go remove the cereal splinter from my gum.

*is throbbing*

MissTottenham said...

Sounds painful.

resurrected wreck said...

That's terrible, Solly!

I think you should chomp down on it, show it who's boss!

resurrected wreck said...

Well, I iz going to turn in now, I think.

Have a lovely evening :)

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight you raspberry delight.


Sweet dreams.

MissTottenham said...

I am off to bed too.

It has been gorgeous chatting with you.

Nighyt night.

MissTottenham said...

Nighty night even duh!

sdock10 said...

G'nite Porchies!

G'nite My PPU!

Sweet dreams!

Smoke said...

Goonight Porchies!

Sweet dreams everyone!

^_^

Dreams of S&M SMOOOOOOCHIIIESSS!

Hee-hee.

Anonymous said...

Blah blah blah, something something, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!


Goodnight, everyone!