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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
221 comments:
1 – 200 of 221 Newer› Newest»Mornin'! :D
Where is FASC these days?
Heading out, have a good day! :)
Buwahahaha. Everything is funny to me this morning.
Funny as hell.
Have a great day everyone!
^_^
Hi RW,
FASC is on holiday with her family and we miss her bunches!
Have a great day, Porchies
PPU, ♥s for you! They are red hot flavored.
Not as red hot as my smoochies. ^_~
Buwahahaha. I kill myself. Seriously.
Smoke,
If you're smoochies are of the burning kind, you might want to have that looked at. Certainly you wouldn't want to pass it on. Could be catching.
Bwahahha, I kill myself too!
Here....
*hands Smoke a Solly ♥*
I wuv you my wittle sissy.
Good morning porchies and unicorns. Have a nice day.
☺
FUNNNNNNNAY!
And a MOTHERFUCKER!
It's going to be a PP kind of day, I think. Maybe a little Raconteurs thrown in that will have to suffice until I can get every blasted White Stripes record known to man. Maybe a little "VENOM," possibly a little Mraz.
Today will be grande like a Pillsbury Doughboy biscuit!
HEE-HEE!
Oh my God, I'm leaving now. Later, everyone!!!
Baaaah dah,
Dun dun duhduhn
HYEAH!
Baaaah dah,
Dun dun duhduhn
ALRIGHT!
O_o
o_O
O_O
@_@
X_x
X___X
*_*
Salute You Solution.
*yawns*
Jack White wins!!!
Literally!
Smoke, I never questioned your geniusness. I dunno what the stars are thinking.
As if. ;)
has anyone loved someone so much that they did the right thing for them, but ended up hurting themselves?
OMFG! I know, right? I mean, I don't need a test to tell me or anyone else how much of a genius I am. Everyone just knows. I definitely don't have to remind myself. Bwahahaha!
^_~
Oh damn. Sorry Anon. I was being al selfish and stuff and didn't see you there.
Anonymous said...
has anyone loved someone so much that they did the right thing for them, but ended up hurting themselves?
If you ever truly love someone, you'll end up making some type of sacrifice. That's been my experience anyway. Now whether or not that's right, I have no idea. It just seems that way. But I guess the question would be what exactly did you have to do for them?
it's ok, you weren't selfish.
LOL I'm such a genius that I can't even spell 'all'. Bwah!
Well, I have to go back to work now but if you want to come back later and chat, feel free. Okay?
Later peeps!
And remember to LAUGH OUT LOUD today! ^_^
sorry anon, I'm still too upset to really talk about it. Thank you for your kindness anyway.
Hey gang. What's new at the zoo?
I just got back from the zoo.
Damn. Nothing ever changes.
Ok, well, you guys have a nice day, and watch out for the wolves, they seem to be lurking around today.
I'm going to eat my lunch in peace.
"Despite all my rage am I still just a rat in a cage"
Damn girl, you hit the nail on the head with this one today.
[leaves a Dove chocolate morsel for you in thanks]
Awwweeeee, thank you!
♥♥♥
has anyone loved someone so much that they did the right thing for them, but ended up hurting themselves?
Yes.
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Dee dah dee dah
And they're standing all in a row!
Selflessness is an admirable quality, Anonymous. And even though it hurts right now, maybe a few days, a few weeks, possibly even years into the future, you can look back and tell yourself, "Self, that was a good thing you did."
I'm sorry you're hurting. If there's anything we can do, talk to you or anything like Smoke said, come back, okay?
I hope all the laughing being done here today is meant to be joyous laughing with somebody. Not laughing at the discomfort & humilationof somebody else.
I see kids still come out of hiding some where along the sidewalk leading home and bring it school the next day in an attempt to further humiliate and embarrass . Complete with ASSumptions, pointing fingers and pushing.
**I would like to add that I am certain no one here would derive pleasure from the embarrassment and humiliation of another. No one here is 10 years old or that heartless.**
Excuse moi?
What you say?
O_o
Wanted, what the hell are you talking about? Do not bring your drama here, please.
Thank you, 3:11. ^_^
What is going on?
You are certainly welcome.
Hell if I know, Mustard. I iz lost.
Okay, well, hey guys!
I'ma sing some more.
Big ones, small ones...
Very nice, Mustard. :)
And hey, don't forget to laugh out freakin' loud!
I feel a bit woozy today.
Almost cezy. @_@
It is not drama. It is a suggestion to perhaps treat people as you would like to be treated. Do any of you enjoy being laughed at and continually humiliated? I don't think so.
If you did not read the added statement, I did say that I was certain no one here was involved in that type of behavior.
However, ASSumptions continue to be made and words continue to be twisted. I'm sorry if I am not the right messenger.
Thank you, thank you!
The Anon singing with me has a good voice I think. 'Cept they are not here right now, so I think it's a solo. Eeeek!
Did you see me try and be a guitar this morning? I thought I did a pretty effing good job of catching a wahwah*shred*waheeeeee in words, I'm just sayin'. ;)
Mustard,
You rock and you for sure have the skillz. :)
Person Shaking Their Head,
Nobody here has done anything. We haven't even been here or at Mayo's. So, the point of you making that comment here was kind of weird.
That is all.
The point of me making the comment herewas so that I was not accused of referring to the people here.
I'm sorry I even tried.
Well, I suppose I'll catch up at Mayo's later, must be off!
Bye, Smoke! Bye, Singing Anon!
Great to see you Jen and GS!
Bye Mustard! :)
I have to get back to work, too. BOOOOO!!!!
Manuscript printing is tedious. I'd forgotten that.
How's you all? :D
Less than an hour to go! WHOOP!
I'M HOOOOMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Me too!
Weird.
Ha.
LOL.
buwahah!
Muwahaha.
We are watching Balls of Fury.
O_O
HELLO SMOKE AND SDOCK!!!
MUUUUUSSSSSTAAAAAAAARRRRRDD!!!! :)
Hulloooooooooo Mustard!
Whatchoo doin?
I was talking to Fimbles!
FIMBLE VENOMS!!!!!!!!
This day has gone to complete shit.
Just saying....
It's all personal too, nothing blog related or implied.
I'm sorry, Solly. Hope it works out soon.
Everyone else, hellooooooo!
FIMBLICIOUS!
I'm sorry, Sdock, that your day hasn't been good. Anything we can do to help?
So, I was practicing what my tattoo might look like on my wrist. I dunno. I gotta work with it and tweak. Do I want it just in one spot? Do I want it to wrap all the way around? Pretty cursive writing??
Gah, too many decisions.
KAAAAPUUUUNNNUUAAAAA!!!! :)
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuules!
Didja get the book printed?
When do I get my autographed first edition?
Of course I want it leatherbound and limited numbered and shit.
Can we laugh some more just fucking because?
Bwhahahhahahahahahhahhaha! Huahahuah! Muahahahhahawwyahhah!
Guffaw!
*snicker*
Muwahaha.
*giggle*
*snort*
BWAH!
WTMFF?? Where did you all go?
Hmmmmmmmm?
Ray "Finger Skillz" Toro
Do you think I could work a purple unicorn into the tatt? That would be wayyyy sweet, right?
I'm gonna go down and let Miami Ink folks tatt me up!
Jack "God of Awesomeness" White
AMI!!!!!!!!! Yum. :)
I first read that as...
I AM YUM
then as...
AIM YUM
then finally...
AMI YUM
WTF??
LOL!
I did, too!
I was like, "WTF is she trying to say!"
Bwuahahah.
Ha-ha-ha.
Ami James is haaawwwt.
Who the eff is James?
Because you loved him.
DUUUUUUDES! SOlly, i want a wrist tattoo also, but I can't decide on the design.
I'm sorry that the dude is getting to you. I just hope it will be over soon. He's doing it on purpose to upset you, and to see if he can break your heart some more.
Thanks for the congrats but nothing has happened yet! I need to make a cover letter (still don't know exactly what's needed for that,) and then ship this bitch off to Daw.
I'd be thrilled to give you guys all copies and stuff when I get superfly rich and famous like JK Rowling*, but there won't be any leather. ;D
*LMAO!
81 at 6:42.
WTF.
WTF.
WTMFF.
Of course I meant, PLEATHER, Jules. Pleather bound book.
Uh huh...
God, I feel super duper extra ugly and skanky today. WTF? I just feel shitty.
Ami James. That's his name.
Anyhoo...
I AM BORED!!!!!! AND MY HAND EFFIN' HURTS!
Stop typing.
>_<
I'm looking at old comments, and it is totally effing LOLworthy.
Hey guys!
Yeah, pleather we could do! ^_^
I'm sorry that you feel like that, Solly. That's such an awful feeling.
Hi again, Mustard!
What ya reading?
If I can't stop typing while I'm at work, I'll be damned if I'm gonna stop typing when I get home.
*stomps foot*
I'll just continue to bitch about it!!!!
Smoke,
I got xanax and lorcet. Want some?
Come get em!
Like, hi :)
God, now it's almost time to eat with this dude. We have to sit down and eat supper together.
Awkward.
*jaw drops to the floor*
Well.....
Xanax makes me meaner a sonofabitch so no.
Lorcet makes me either really, really hyper or vomit so no.
Thanks though. :)
RW,
OMG! I was just about to call you out!
Ewww! Don't sit down and eat with that mofo! >_<
Get his food like really, really hot and make him take a bite so he burns his tongue. Jackass. >__<
Hi RW!
But you could mix the 2 together and you got a cocktail of some sort??? Yes, yes?
I miss PPU.
:(
*thinks about a cocktail*
Meh. Maybe. O_o
PPUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHHEREEEE ARRREE YOOOUUUZZZZ?????
OMG, is PPU a East coast unicorn or a West coast unicorn?
PPU,
You didn't get all rumbled today in the earthquake did ya?
Yeah, I might do that tomorrow or the next night because he will still be here then.
I agree with Jules.
Tell him to choke on whatever it is he's gonna eat.
And then just walk out.
>_<
*gasp*
OMG, don't make me fret about such things, Smoke.
*sigh*
PPU is totally fine.
Hi guys, I iz home! And my order of Fleur de Lis & Dali switch plates arrived. And I found some nifty Fleur de Lis drawer pulls on the way home.
I iz happy ^_^
How are you all today?
Come to my house! I'll fix you a sammich! :)
That'd be fantabulous, Solly. You'd be just like int he Muse song Hysteria which is totally your song. ^_^
Well just yayness, RW! I iz happy for you. ^_^
Hit him over the head with your handbag, then walk out!
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Also, S&V, I gotchoo a pair of dangly earrings.
I almost forgots to tell you!
RW: ♥♥♥
Hee.
"Drawer pulls."
LOL
knobs
Hey you guys. I asked this at Mayo's before he totally overrode me with his new post and all buuuuut. Last year I worked really hard on* my query letter to Daw, and even though I'm not going to use it anymore I still want someone to read it.
Does anyone mind if I post it here? Just to get it out of my system?
Fimble is about this place somewheres.
Fimmy Botch, where are you?
*"hard on"
Sure! Go right ahead, Jules!
Post away, Jules!
Coooool! Okay, lemme just delete the editor's name and such.
"hard on"
O_O
LOL!
That's my quote for today.
LOL!
Go for it, K!
S&V: ♥
knobs
Solly, you iz silly!
I'm goign to go outside to spray paint my new knobs black. Back in a bit...
Dear Mr. (editor's name),
Relativity tells us that space and time are what we make of them. What if one man's grip on reality was so powerful that he was able to make space-time behave the way he wanted it to?
Majat is a small island kingdom on the brink of an industrial revolution. People drive steam-powered motorcarts and ride the train from shore to shore. It also lies on top of a breach in space-time, which the kingdom keeps covered under a locked metal dome. The one who holds the key is Leander, a retired soldier, now a science teacher. Thirteen years ago he fought in the war to overthrow a would-be usurper. He wasn't the best soldier, but he did what no one else would do: he leapt into the void, dragging the kingdom's attacker with him and ending the war. Leander became the only man in history to re-emerge from the rift alive and relatively sane. His battle scars are mental ones: he has dangerous memory lapses and narcolepsy. But he also unlocked the part of his mind that allows him to shape space-time to his will.
At the novel's outset he wakes up in a forest outside of a foreign town that is strangely familiar to him, his memory gone. Hunted by a group of men who know who he is, Leander must escape the town and return home before he forgets what home is. The only person willing to help him is Krislar, a taciturn Seer obsessed with his own looming death, rumored by the locals to be a demon. The ancient forces at the core of the town’s dark heart shake Krislar’s understanding of the future and Leander’s mastery over reality.
This fantasy adventure novel, Haecceity: On The Rift, is complete at approximately 88,000 words. The sequel is complete and the third in the series is in outline form. I have enclosed a SASE, and I look forward to your reply. If you are interested, I would be glad to send the manuscript for your perusal. Thank you for considering my work.
Sincerely,
Jules (last name)
3:25, don't even try. You can't change anything. People say what they want to say, and if cruelty is on the menu, some will always choose it over kindness.
Does anyone else's hand get icy cold from typing?
I thank I gots me some bad circulamatory probs. O_o
Geez. Now that I read it back it sounds kinda lame. O_o
My right one does, Princess. I lean my wrist on the desk and my hand gets cold.
That sounds very good, Jules. I admit, I know nothing about this kind of stuff but it sounds very interesting to me. I would be interested in it. ^_^
Anon,
LOL. It'll make ya feel better.
DOOO ITTT!!!
I tried to put a icy/hot patch on my hand earlier but it just made it smell like Bengay. >_<
Jules,
I think that sounds great!
Guys,
He's trying to talk to me. Gotta go. Gahhhh!
I will brb.
That's good to know, Princess. :) Thank you so much for reading that.
Solly, thank you!
OMG, I wish you could just ignore him. He wants a reaction.
Tell him to put a sock in it! >_<
Or a rock.
Or bite his tongue.
Or twist his ear.
Hit him with your handbag and tell him to shut the hell up!
Bwuahaha! RW!!!
Hey again!
Hi, Mustard! :)
*smacks Mustard on the back of the head*
WHATCHOOOO DOIN??????
Jules!
Superb! Sounds very interesting!
Thanks Splash! I'm glad you think so. I write these things that sound so great to me, then once I put them out there I'm like, "Oh wow, that sucks."
K, fantasy adventure is not really my genre, but after perusing your letter to the editor I WANT to read it!!
Stop it, Jules! STOP IT! You are awesome and I don't want to hear (or read) you say otherwise. :)
RW, that's so awesome! Thank you! Funny thing is that I'm not the hugest fan of fantasy novels either, but, err, I wrote one and I wrote it because I wanted to read it. O_O If that makes any sense.
My husband just informed me he wants to go see Maroon 5 in concert. I'm not sure I can listen to Adam Levine for an hour and a half without stabbing someone.
O_O
Oh man. I'm reading stuff I wrote last year for the third book and I had forgotten that people I worked with had asked me to use their names, or variations of their names, for characters in the book. One of them was my ex supervisor who used to be a really good friend but was the first to throw me under the bus.
Ummm, got some changes to make. O_O
Oh, yeah, that's not good. O_o
Funny about the singer to Maroon 5; I've only heard a few of their songs and I feel kinda the same way. I like Maroon 5 musically, but something about his lyrics and the way he sings them makes me wanna bitchslap him.
Exactly! I can listen to like one or maybe two of their songs at the time. Past that, I want to kick him in the balls. >_<
I don't think his voice could get much higher.
My husband just informed me he wants to go see Maroon 5 in concert. I'm not sure I can listen to Adam Levine for an hour and a half without stabbing someone.
Isn't he the one wot sounds like his balls haven't dropped yet?
He does have a super high range for a male singer.
I have to give them credit though. They can play and sing live, and I always respect that.
Yeah, it's not even so much his high range, but there's something about the things he says and the way he says them that makes him sound insufferable. Like i said, I've only heard a few of their songs and I actually do like the band. I just want to bitchslap him.
I really love their music. I do. And he is kinda cute but I don't know if I could sit through an entire concert.
And we're being watched from Mayo's.
So everybody wave!
*waves to Mayo's*
*waves to Mayo's*
Counting Crows are opening up for them. I ♥ Counting Crows. :)
Hi, Mayo's!!
*waves*
Shake ya bon bon
Shake ya bon bon
Shake ya bon bon
*bets Mayo ♥ Ricky Martin*
Oh, you know he does!
And are we a clique now?
Wow, is that a step up from the chess club? From being a porchie?
Hell if I know.
We're having a work cocktail party in the wigs department on Thursday, and guess what? We get paid for it!
Now, I wanna come work with you! :)
RW,
That pretty fucking awesome, right?
I can't sew. I just want to be in the operas.
I just wanna try on the pretty dresses. :)
I want to sing in the opera.
I just wanna dress up and look purdy.
That's it.
Sang just for slash, cos baby got back.
porchies, can you handle this?
hommie ho's, can you handle this?
aim sluts, can you handle this?
I don't think they can handle this!
Better move cuz we've arrived
Lookin sexy, lookin fly
Baddest chick, chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are, come on baby
Don't you wanna dance with me
Can you handle, handle me
You gotta do much better if you
gone dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly if you
gone dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully if you like what you see
Move, groove, prove you can hang with me
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me
Buckle your seatbelt, it's time for takeoff
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my fimmy is too FIMBLICIOUS for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my fimmy is too FIMBLICIOUS for ya babe
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
Baby, can you handle this?
I don't think you can handle this!
I'm about to break you off
H-town goin hard
Lead my hips, slap my thighs
Swing my hair, square my eyes
Lookin hot, smellin good
Groovin like I'm from the hood
Look over my shoulder, I blow you a kiss
Can you handle, handle this
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my fimmy is too FIMBLICIOUS for ya babe
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my fimmy is too FIMBLICIOUS for ya babe
Move your body up and down (whoo!)
Make your booty touch the ground (whoo!)
I can't help but wonder why (whoo!)
Is my vibe too vibealacious for you, babe
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all
this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we scat some jazz
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my fimmy is too FIMBLICIOUS for ya babe
Oh mah God, you are so full of win, Fim.
SO FULL OF WIN.
Fim,
I'm gonna tell Leathermouth and Reggie that you are gonna open up for them.
^_^
omg smok, i will never open up for reggie and leathermouth.
shame on you tuh tuh tuh
I am taking Fimmy back to Georgia. I am going to put her junk in my trunk and away we will go.
WHAT?
What?
Huh?
Who said that?
nope, fimmy is supper and strong and knows how to us a fork. she will eat you alive
ALIVE I TELL YOU
O_X
You are all invited to pink drinks in the opera wig department! :)
Niiiice!!! I wanna cosmo!
If Fimmy is Supper, I will sop her up with a biscuit and some "I don't give a Fuck" syrup!
can i have a pink cup of tea? do you think they will make me a special one, maybe if i tell them that i am super fly for a white guy, i will get one?
The head of the wigs department often entertains. She's got her own set of martini glasses, a cocktain shaker, and a blender there for tht very reason. And it's her birthday on Thursday, so it's extra special!
*tackles Fimmy*
*pinches the end of her nose*
You may have whatever your heart desires, Fimmy, pink tea and all ^_^
And you, S&V!
And all of you!
*cocktain = cocktail
FIMBLICIOUS FTW!
I don't get what is meant by "square my eyes" though. Err, I'm afraid to try.
Gonna shower, back in a few...
*runs in singing Fimbilicious*
We are about to bust 200 comments.
GO PORCH!
*high fives porch post*
Fim!
*takes out a knife*
*carves Solly & PPU 4 evah in the post*
did you like my song, slash?
You gave me inspiration.
You should open for Leathermouth, Fimmy.
She totally should! ^_^
STOP IT,
i am not opening for anybody thank you very much
BUT YOU SHOULD!!
Or Leathermouth could open for you.
Hey! Niiiice! You're totally worthy of headlining.
Leathermouth and Reggie could both open up for you!
omg, i dont think that would be a pretty sight muahahahahahaahaha
i think i will stop listening to you guys, you are just evil and rude. why dont you come down here and open up for leathermouth?
I could try, Fimmy, but my role in any band is to stand at the edge of the stage and vomit on the crowd. It's hard to do that for a 45 minute set & still keep everyone's attention.
IT's
Gonna be
MEEE!!!
Holy hell, are we onto a new page??
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MOTHER EFFER! WE HIT 200!
OMG.
This is epic.
LOL.
BWAH!
MU-wahaha-ahahah.
omg, omfg, omfhg. rw you crack me up so hard.
go and vomit on the stage, omg you are so full of win for making me laugh out loud hahahahahahaha
T'was my role in my university's punk band, Fimmy. Or at least it was going to be, if we ever got around to actually forming it. we had band members, band name, and a couple of song titles, but that's as far as we got!
T'was the days before the back bend, I fear, so we figured we should actually be good before we toured.
RW is already the crowd vomiter for the no name band!
Mustard,
Didja write music to our song?
You girls have been busy.
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