I beat you to it, Solly!!!!!!!!!!!!!
S&M SMOOCHIES FOR THE WIN!
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Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
163 comments:
MORNING!
"Salute Your Solution" for the effing win! I ♥ that song really hard.
How do you feel about rubber baby buggy bumpers?
I feel that one shouldn't be going fast enough, with a baby, in a buggy, as to require rubber bumpers.
That's what I think. Bwuahaha.
Morning!
Smoke, you better be glad I checked to see if you had posted this morning, otherwise, I just would've posted right on top of you, but that's the kind of sweet, caring, considerate, run-on sentence making sister that I am.
With that....
Solly ♥s FTW!
Mustard,
I'm missing you.
Just sayin..
Oh yeah and Raconteurs FTMFW!
I'm missing a lot of stuff right now.
The saying "Things that sound too good to be true probably are" has set up residence, and is eating all of my food, drinking all of my shit, and not picking up after itself.
Maybe we should make a "Reconnect Date," eh? All of us?
YES!!!!!!!!!!
OMG. Anybody want to come help me clean up my son's room today? I've got to pack up a shitload of stuff and I'm not looking forward to it.
This child is spoiled rotten and I have nobody to blame but Solly. >_<
Bwah!
Yesssssss, please!
I feel really shitty because I've been do deep wallowing in my own pit of pitifulness and patheticness that I've missed lots too.
I just heard PPU's song as a ringtone on MTV...Lolli, Lolli!
Smoke,
I will help you if you will wait on me to get out there. When ya gonna start? After lunch?
Bwahahaha! PPU iz a funny unicorn.
Yeah, the two little goobers are in there right now looking up cheat codes for Grand Theft Auto. O_O
So it will prolly be after lunch.
Ok, coolz! We have a projectzzzz to do!
I ♥ Mini-Horse, Meaty, and Rob & Big!
I want Mini-Horse. That little pony rules. He's meaner than a sonofabitch.
Oooooh! I just heard PPU's other song as a ringtone!
"No Handlebars!"
Niiiiiiiice!
*wonders if Unicorns have cellphones*
I bet PPU has one of those cellphone that you just clip on the ear and you look all hardcore, pimpin and impo'tant!
What ya'll reckon?
Bwahahaha!
Well, they drink Starbucks and green tea so they must have a cellphone.
They are hip like that. ^_~
I bet it's all blinged out with little rhinestones, too. All purple and sparkly.
I swear.
We do share a brain. O_o
Boo!!
S&V, Solly & Fimmy, I think I might be sending you a card for Frankie after all, though it will be a simplified verson of what I was going to make/send.
Solly, S&V or Fimmy, iz any of you here?
Cool beans, RW! Would you like for me to email you my address? :)
Yes please, S&V! :)
I gots Frankie a really nice card today. It is a collage on the outside with "You inspire me" written at the top. The inside is blank, & I'm going to do a collage of my Black parade costume - pics & fabric swatches. If I can find any of the originally sketches I did of it while I was still deciding on its design I will include one of those as well.
*original, not originally
That will be awesome, RW!
Hello people and creatures of the porch. It is I, smilie face anon -- formerly the screaming anon and the stargazing anon -- passing by with a smile for you all.
☺
Have a nice night.
Goodnight Anon!
Did someone mention Red Hots? I may have giggled in a ridiculous way that you remembered.
Whatchoo doing?
PPU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!
Iz PPU gone away?
I dunno! Hahaha.
The unicorn is stealthy!
Not an easy thing for a purple unicorn to be. They kinda stand out.
Seriously.
I iz impressed.
Like SS and the squirrels.
I check his blog thoroughly quite regularly, but damned if I saw what was right before my eyes!
I know! Hahaha!
See, Smoke?
Red hots! I win!
What iz Red Hots? Ain't they hot dogs?
STFU, Solly. STFU!
Or iz they hot cinnamon candy?
No, no. No one wins. Ha! I was just impressed with the Red Hot memory.
Yes, RW, hot cinnamon candy. How are you today?
*pouts*
Okay, fine, I don't win.
How are you?
PPU! Wassup?
*gives PPU a hoove sandwich*
Unless you have knuckles?
Anyhoot, hey PPU!
Hey, RW (sorry 'bout the pie)! Hey, Smoke! Hey, Sdock!
A hoove sandwich. Bwah! :)
Hi, PPU :) I'm well, thanks.
How are you? What do unicorns get up to on Sunday evenings?
I am doing well. How are you today, lovely?
Hi, Mustard :)
No worries about the pie - it was delicious!
You should be impressed. I usually can't remember anything but song lyrics.
All my favorite ladies are here at one time. I do not know what to do with myself.
MIB, hey!
I'm fantabulously up and down and enjoying every minute of it.
Well, I sure as hell don't want to know!
On second thought, "hoove sandwich" sounds kind of gross.
Did you like my smoochies that I left for ya? ^_~
Do you have any awesome tattoos today, Solly?
S&M, is "Sup" really the best greeting you have for me. You can do better.
Yes, ma'am. I loved the smooches.
Where I come from a "knuckle sandwich" is not really something you want to have, MIB.
No, I don't. Not today.
Awweee, PPU. I can't come up with anything more clever right now. My brain is dead.
I actually had to clean today.
Oh, the horror.
Princesses are not supposed to clean. What a freaking travesty.
S&M smoochies are poisonous and bitter.
I know, right? I did make Solly come help me though.
Solly,
They are not! You just hush up.
Hey PPU,
Do you have any tattoos? Or any piercings? Not sure why I'm asking but I was just wondering about it the other day.
I totally helped her clean.
Mustard,
Have you wrote that lyric yet?
Oh my gosh, PPU!
I didn't mean to give you a knuckle sandwich! >.<
I meant to give you a noogie!
Both of which involve knuckles, and must confuse the shit out of me!
RW,
Want to be in mine and Mustard's nameless band and help us write for our new album?
Hahaha, Mustard. You made me laugh out loud. ^_^
Mustard,
You are taking the...
Pinch, Poke, Punch and Provoke a little to far, I think.
Px4
No, Sdock, I have not.
I like what the Anon said though!
I'm already in a punk band called the Nut Gussets, Solly. My job is to stand in a corner and vomit on the crowd. I guess I can do that for two bands though, if yours is in need of a crowd-vomiter.
I think I am!
PX4 to the PPUeth Power, I think!
Sorry for the confusion and violence I didn't mean!
Yeah, those Anon lyrics were really good.
I am going to work on in some more.
I'll let you write music.
RW,
I think that would be fabulous. We are going for a completely edgy new sound that is both funny and deady serious at the same time.
Yes, I do, S&M.
I just laughed my ass off at crowd-vomiter.
PPU,
Want to be our manager?
Every band needs a good crowd-vomiter is what I always say!
Sdock, do we want a crowd-vomiter in our unnamed band?
You do have a tattoo?
Cool.
I unicorns with tattoos. ^_^
So what do I get to do? I want to be paid for not really having to do anything.
You what, Smoke?
What? What did I say? O_o
You what unicorns?
Sure, Solly. I have managerial skills.
You what to unicorns with tattoos, S&M?
I am wondering the exact same thing, PPU.
You what, Smoke?
I think she wants us to fill in the blank, no?
This could get bad.
I want a tattoo for realz.
Can you get one on the inside of your wrist?
Oh damn!
I was gonna say I ♥ unicorns. Bwah!
Or PPU would you rather be our head of security? We are going to have some mad craziness surrounding us.
Except the crowd won't be able to shout our name, it will be silence, because we are nameless!
Definitely, Solly. It is one of the more painful spots.
I do not think you will have a problem with crowd control, considering you have a crowd-vomiter.
My friend has a little skull & crossed scissors tattoo on her inner wrist.
Bwuahah!
Just complete and utter silence when we come onstage.
My dude has some effed up tattoos.
Effed - the - eff- up.
Hahaha.
That's where I want my tatt! I want it on my wrist! I can totally take the pain, but my wrist is teeny tiny.
Hmmm...
Tell me about them, S&M.
Mustard,
It will be epic.
*getting chills just thinking about it*
I wouldn't mind having one either but I have no clue as to what I would want.
Definitely not Bike Week '03.
Just finished painting the last of my Raspberry Truffle walls ^_^
Next up: Confederate Red!
I will be the most epicest thing ever.
Just...
...
...
...
...silence.
RW,
I wish I had your interior decorating mad skillz and enthusiasm.
*sitting down naked in front of the computer after painting*
*looks down*
Wow, I have huge knockers.
Sorry, what were we talking about?
Oh gosh, PPU. Bless him.
He's got a pretty cool flame job on one shoulder but the others are pretty crappy. He's actually got Bike Week '03 on his back.
And he's got some writing on his forearm that was supposed to be our son's name but we have no clue what it really says. One of his friends told him it was actually Korean and they were words not letters. Bwah!
He's got about seven total.
RW,
Me too!
We'z bosom buddies, Solly ^_^
I wish I had your interior decorating mad skillz and enthusiasm.
I'm very excited that I can now clean the paint cans, brushes, rollers etc out of my kitchen! I'm not going to start paoint on the rest of my apartment for a while yet, though I may start on the primer next weekend.
Teetahs!
Teetahs that only show the Leather portion of Leathermouth!
You are doing what, RW? O_O
To each his own, S&M. If Bike Week 03 meant something to him, nothing wrong with memorializing it on his skin.
I have a few friends who got Chinese letters and words only to find out that they do not mean what they thought they meant. That is pretty fucked up.
Teetahs!
Teetahs that only show the Leather portion of Leathermouth!
That is so damn true, too. She got all the tee-tahs in our family.
Mustard,
That took me way too long to figure out what you meant by that comment, but yahhhhhhhh!
Needless to say, Smoke, has my shirt now. I never wore it.
And I bought this little baby blue Used shirt last weekend and it's freakin' baby girls cut and I won't be able to wear it either.
It will just be...U
You are doing what, RW? O_O
Nothin'!
Troofax.
He said the guy asked him, "Dude, are you serious?"
It was pretty funny.
And yeah, the chinese writing deal is pretty fucked up.
I don't think I want Chinese letters. Too much confusion and stuff.
I'm gonna have to give it some thought and then I will get it and then I will be addicted!!!
*looks at self critically*
Why is it that the places I slather on the sunscreen are the places that always get brown?
Apparantly, I can tan after all!
You have freckles right, RW?
Mustard is losin' her marbles.
I don't know if she ever had any to lose. ^_~
Am not!
Yep, S&V. My arms & upper back are covered in them.
Thing is, all I've ever been able to get out in the sun is more freckles, or burns. This year though I also appear to have tanned in a couple of areas - arms from t-shirt sleeves to wrists, and neck/upper chest.
Niiiice. :)
I tan pretty easily. I have freckles on my nose though.
Jules and her damn "Wildfire" is stuck in my head.
My sister tans beautifully and has no freckles at all.
Damn her.
I miss MissT, Fimmy, and Jennicula.
Oh yes, I have freckles all over my face as well, though those fade considerably in the winter.
The ones on my arms don't though.
Did we lose PPU?
Me too, Solly :(
Fimmy's been around a fair bit, but not this weekend. Wonder what she's up to.
My mother can tan very easily. She kills me.
And doesn't have hardly a wrinkle on her face.
PPU disdapeers. O_o
No, I am here, RW. I did not know what to add to boob and freckle talk.
Fimmy is with Princess Tornado, I think.
PPU is magical.
PPU goes *poofz*.
Bwuahaha.
PPU,
What ya been doin all day? Did you do anything exciting?
What can be my excuse for not working this week? Cuz I really don't want to. >_<
Okay, PPU, serious talk here.
Should I get a tattoo or not?
Hell no, Solly. Mostly vegged out.
You could call in pretty, S&M.
That might be the cheesiest thing I have ever typed.
No, I am here, RW. I did not know what to add to boob and freckle talk.
Understandable.
My boobs, oddly, have not a freckle on them.
PPU,
Tell Smoke what video to put up tomorrow. Broaden her musical horizons.
Awwwh, call in pretty.
Call in fed up, S&V.
Solly, do whatever makes you happy. Do not worry about what other people will think or say.
If you want to get a giant purple unicorn across your back, you go right ahead.
You could call in pretty, S&M.
Now that makes perfect sense to me. Huh.
^_^
S&M, I think this is a perfect video for you. It is a little bit hip-hop, a little bit country and western.
So...you.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QAgPbkOyB08
PPU,
I just might. I think I am on the verge of doing all sorts of things that I never thought I would.
Ya know?
what is it? what is it? I'm on dial-up!
Tell me!
As long as those things are not self-destructive, Solly, I think that is great.
It is a country remake of Gin and Juice, Solly.
Pretty fucking awesome.
PPU, I ♥ you. You know that already, but I just wanted to say it again.
I promise to try and not be self destructive. I want to fly. I want to bungee jump. I want to sing.
Gin and Juice? Oh hells yeah!
That is perfect, PPU. That will go up tomorrow for sure. ^_^
Er... bungee jump??
OMG, yes, I want to bungee jump!
Ummm, no! No bungee jumping for me!
O_o
I'd rather parachute than bungee jump. But I don't really want to do either.
Nobody will go bungee jumping with me?
WTF?
I would skydive with you, RW.
Want to try it?
I have never been on a plane.
I heart you like crazy too, Solly.
I really, really do.
You've never been on a plane, Solly?
Ever??
I really, really do.
I am leaving. Good chat!
Take it easy, all.
Have a good night, PPU :)
PPU,
Byeeeeeeeee! Take care.
Mwah! Mwah!
I don't really like flying, Solly. I'm not skeered of it or anything. I just get bored being confined in such a small space for any length of time, and I find it hard to sleep sitting up.
I do like take-offs though. Those are fun! Landings... not so much.
Awww, I missed you! Goodnight PPU!
Sweet dreams of S&M smoochies! :)
Well, I think I'm gonna wash the rest of the paint off me & turn in.
Have a lovely evening, guys :)
Goodnight, RW! Sweet dreams!
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