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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
81 comments:
Do you like that Tony Stewart orange, Smoke? Do ya?
And I am first!
Yay for Solly!
i don't
jr rules
Tony Meffin' Stewart.
Greatest NASCAR driver of all meffin' time.
-TONY RULES
Hey porchies, AIM sluts and crazies! I'm so into the orange, dude, I might wear it every day for the rest of my life. ^_^
Hope you guys are doing well. I'm off to drive a hugely long distance. Hopefully I will have my evening to myself.
I LOVE you guys.
hello lovely porchies!!
how goes it??
Hiya porchies, how are you tonight?
Can't stay long tonight. Off to watch the fottie match soon.
England v Trinidad and Tobago.
10:30 at night for the kickoff as it's being played over there.
Footie not fottie obviously.
Nighty night all, footie calls.
COME ON ENGLAND!!!!!
Hello, anyone around?
*tackles Fimmy*
Whoop! Whoop!
Hey RW, how are you today?
Hi Solly & Fimmy :D
I'm good, Fim. Did absolutely dick all today! I'm going to have a shower soon, then do my nails. That's about as productive as I'm gong to get today!
How about you? Up to anything today?
Hello Sol, how are you today?
i went out last night into town with my friends, so this morning i was sleeping in. Once i awoke, i decided to go to the bar with my brother and friends and have something to eat. I have just returned and found out my neighbours are round tonight, however i am not really in the mood for socialising with people. i may slip over to my friends and stay at his house tonight, depends if i am in the right mood.
Is this your last week and then you have two weeks off?
I only work until Wednesday, then I've got 2-4 weeks off. I am very excited!!
Sounds like you've had a busy day, missus!
Yes, it appears so.
I am happy that you get time off. Have you any plans as of yet?
Well, I've got plans on Friday to meet some friends for lunch out in the opera courtyard. Other than that, nothig much planned. I may do a short trip somewhere, but that's very up in the air right now. I'm mainly just looking forward to some lounging time.
Hey Guys,
I was on the celly with my dude.
Fim, have you found a flight yet?
Time to shower, back in a bit...
I hear you on that RW. Sometimes it is just nice to recharge your batteries. I am so stupid, i just posted at mayos instead of here, duh, i was catching up and i commented at the wrong place duh.
I feel so full
have fun in the shower RW.
solly, no i havnt. i am looking but still far too expensive. i just need to ring up every day and check.
Oooh, prepare to be jumped on whoop, whoop!
Fimble, rub my temples. I have another meffin headache.
Is it like 10,900 degrees in Daytona today?
No, you shall stay in Daytona until Smoke and I come and visit you.
it was 96*F today, i was so hot and the humidity is off the scale. I was out last night and we were taking photos and i realised that i am far too brown for my liking :(
Must go feed my doggies in the hawwht Georgia heat.
Be back laterz!
OOOh send me schmexy pics of you!
NOW!
NOPE
and i will see you all later, i have things i need to take care of.
have fun
xxx
Fimmy, have you tried flying stand-by?
Hey RW, no i havn't. But what is it?
*tackles Fim*
Fimble Star,
I miss you.
Just wanted you to know. :)
Hello again, RW and Sdock!
hey slash, i miss you too. What have you been up to? it has been forever.
*waves to mummy K*
I asked jules to pass ont his but i will say it here in case you see it :)
You made me laugh out loud with your words and missing out the YOU in your comment. I found it very funny when you came back and i imagined you face palming because you left the YOU out. thank you again for your words.
Hey guys,
What ya'll doin?
Nothing extraordinary, Fim. Same old. :)
Nothin', Sdock. Not a damn thing.
i am too hot, and i feel sickly. i am happier though cos i have leanrt that my neighbours arnt coming round tonight so instead of going to deano's, i can stay in and chill, recover from the past 2 nights lol.
I am sorta straightening up my house and getting ready to make a sammich and listening to my new Ludo CD. They are pretty cool.
I have a headache again. WTF?
Fimble,
I feel your pain. It is so meffin hot here. I'm sweating sitting still.
Ooops! Wandered off.
You still here, Fimmy?
Fim, this means you rock to hard. Less rock, more roll. ;) Glad you get to stay in tonight and rest!
Dude, Sdock, I feel your pain. Last night, I just had to go bed to get rid of it. It was one of those that pain reliever wouldn't touch. I hope yours goes away soon.
but sol, it is hot and there is a storm coming. have you heard abotu the tropical storm (i think it is that) forming?
*too
>_<
*waves to RW*
i am still here.
Slash, i rocked hard and unfortunatly, someome thought i was great at rocking hard. lets just say, there are some creepy dudes in crazy arse bars around here. madness.
Oh man, Fim! Did they put the mooooves on you, 'cause that'd kinda wig me out.
hey solly, have you heard the latest, we have a new name. you have to put it up at the top of the porch front page. we are now called 'special ones' so hey, hop to it and brand us baby ;)
oh, slash you should of seen it. i think i will tell you somewhere else cos seriously it grossed me out. are you around tonight?
We're "special?"
Dunno if that's good or bad. :/
Yep, should be around, alignment of the stars willing!
where is star? have you heard from her?
Flying stand-by is when you are on a list to get on a flight if someone cancels or doesn't show up for their flight or the airline finds that they have not filled all their seats. It means going to the airport & waiting to see if you'll get on. No guarantees thazt you will, but it's usually much cheaper to fly that way if you don't mind not getting on a flight on a particular day.
Fimble, I'm not sure we are special enough for all that.
My sammich is so good!
Oh my goodness, I want to write something but I have too many things blowing through my mind.
Tropical storm forming? That is madness.
Creepy dudes at bars? That's why I stay away from bars.
rw, i dont think i will do that but thank you. you are always helping me, you are awesome. i am going to try the english airs again tomorrow. hopefully they have some at least $1000. then that would be a wee bit better.
have you painted your nails yet?
solly
TASTE THE RAIBLOW
Or the Rainblow even, right Fimble?
I should put that on the front page!
Fimbe Star says TASTE THE RAINBLOW!
What are you porchies doing????
Missed me did ya?
way for me to mess that one up. at least i try :)
*kicks Smoke*
No.
Oh my God, I did! I'm so kidding. I ♥ you, Smoke&Venom20.
I missed you smok but i bet you missed me more. whatca talking bout willis
I am painting my nails as we speak, Fimmy :)
ohh, running commentray, what comes next RW, oh and make sure you dont smudge when you are typing.
i have my white tips on my nails, i love having them on but i hate painting my toe nails, i hate all feet. they just gross me out ewwwwwww
Oh, I am debating whether or not to go get a bath now because I know I will just sweat after...
*sigh*
And I ♥ you, Mustardisbetter.
*makes Mustard flinch*
*two for flinching*
Bwah!
Fimble,
You hate your own feet?
*Solly rubs feet all over Fimble*
well, sweat it out now and then have a bath.
i am actually off to get some tea, if i can take it. so i will catch you all later ok. have fun
cheerio
Have a cold baff, Solly!
Fimmy, I am painting my nails a shiny gold-burgundy.
now thats just mean, you suck solly, you suck hard.
now i am really going
pffft
oh and just for the hell of it
yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness
yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness
yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness yayness
god, i love that word. its for each and everyone to use, not just for 1 use.
catch you all later
xx
oh that sounds nice rw, very smexy.
now i am off, bye guys
I ♥ Fimble like hardcore.
Just sayin...
Mustard,
Write a new blog for me.
Byeeee, Fim! ♥♥♥
Bye, missus! :)
Well, I'm off for my bath. I think it's cooled off enough in my house that maybe I won't sweat too much.
Have a pleasant baff, Solly :)
Can't tonight.
Fresh out of words.
But, oh how I wish I could drum up something of worth.
I'm back from my bath. Nice and fresh!
What's on tap this evening?
I kinda thought Yayness sounded like a contration of You and Anus. Like, Y'anus. That's why I laughed so hard when my kid used it like a month ago.
Mustard,
Our blogs are seriously on the verge of flatlining. Right now, I think we can save them with just a little CPR, but if not we might have to roll in the crash carts.
contraction even, I suck at proofreading. And my kid got it from her friend Kat, who claims authorship, which I think would be a dubious honor.
Tell me about it, Sdock. Maybe I'm numb or maybe I just don't care. Can't decide which at the moment.
Yayness is pretty good word, I think but what the hell do I know anyway. The simplest of things impress the hell out of me sometimes.
Mustard,
Yeah, I dunno what my deal is either. It's almost like there's too much up there swimming around and none of it makes enough sense to work with.
Fimble Star, I passed on your message. Also, I love you, and also, I hate feet. EWWWW.
Oh, we are special? Can I be de especiale ladee? Yeah!
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