Friday, May 30, 2008

In A Room With No Doors And Mirrors For Windows

I talk to nobody
but myself
with no escape
unless
I beat her to death
and then
her sharp leftovers
would slice
and pierce
right into the center of my chest
covered in bright red
I know that killing her
would be
to kill me
And I'm not ready to commit murder.


p.s. Though she makes the thought mighty tempting on most days.

97 comments:

farawaysoclose said...

hello hello hello!!

farawaysoclose said...

hey solly dock...have a good one!!

atleast its friday!

sdock10 said...

Hi FASC!

You have a great afternoon.

Smoke said...

MIRRORS FOR WINDOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSS! Perfect!

Bwahahaha!

Have a good one everyone!

farawaysoclose said...

thanks solly!!

haha princess! i did think of you actually!!

bye for now guys!

Anonymous said...

This one reminds me of that problem grown-ups would give you as a kid.

The one that asked something like, "You're in a room with no windows or doors. There's a hole in floor, and the only thing you have with you is a rope."

I was always like, "Dude? What the fuck? I dunno how to get out, and why the hell are you asking me this? I'M 5."

Except there were far fewer instances of foul language. :)

Anyway, that's what it reminded me of!

Have a great day, Everybody! Let's make it go by fast so we can party!

*kicks Smoke in the shin*

*tips PPU over while it was sleeping*

Bwuahahahaha. Later!

Anonymous said...

*looks up from wriggling finger in ear*

Bugger!I missed!

Morning all!Hope today is a fast one!

*chases after Mustard, with a yellow finger needing wiping*

Anonymous said...

*sets a boobey trap for Mustard when she comes back to the treehouse*

*sits and waits*

Muwahahaha.

Anonymous said...

Wait, how did I spell booby? Is it booby or boobie or boobey?

O_O

I NEED TO GO HOME.

Anonymous said...

[places sanitized horn and some chocolate on a red pillow]

[not a trace of DNA to be found, or fingerprints]

Thank you PPU. I needed that.

sister midnite said...

Hi everybuddeh!

If there's no doors & mirrors for windows, I would sit around looking at my reflection and/or sleeping until somebody came along to let me the fuck OUT. ^_~

I might even use the time to pluck all the little stray hairs that I never seem to catch otherwise. Free time, so dis proverbial glass would be half full for me!

Solly, don't you even think about doing anything to 'her'. Some of happen to really like her just 'cuz she's part of you. *hugz*

farawaysoclose said...

hi there guys!!
hey sis M nice to read you!
you too jenn!

anyone around?

Anonymous said...

Nikki,

*hugz*

It's so good to read you again.



Anyone here?

MissTottenham said...

I'm here solly street.

Anonymous said...

Hey!

Anonymous said...

Wassup, you guyz?

MissTottenham said...

Nowt's up.


That's a funny saying you yanks have.

What's up, you mean it in the way of what's happening.

We mean it in the way of what is wrong.

So, wassup? Nowt. Why? do I look like a miserable cow?

Hee hee.

Anonymous said...

MissT,

When are you going out with your boyfriend?

Hmmmm...?

Anonymous said...

Just read at Mayo's. I'm sorry to hear about his Mom.

MissTottenham said...

It was supposed to be tonight but he's had to go home cos his mum is in hospital cos she's had a stroke.

MissTottenham said...

Me too solly.

I think maybe she stated to get ill last weekend cos he said last weekend had been crappy but didn't want to talk about it.

Last weekend he was on guard duty friday till monday so couldn't go anywhere.

I think he wanted to see her then but couldn't. then yesterday he had to rush home.

I hope she's ok. he says he's gonna ring when he gets a chance.

Anonymous said...

Well, I hope she is going to be okay. Strokes are horrible things.

MissTottenham said...

Yeah, I hope so too Solly.

MissTottenham said...

I killed the blog.

MissTottenham said...

Hey, ignore the anons. How can the opinions of someone you don't know really matter.

Anonymous said...

Wow.

Well, you aren't that, I can assure you.

I'll just stick over here think. It's a lot more peaceful.

I'm trying to write some stuff, and it's just not flowing like I need it to. That's where I've been. I've been inside my head.

resurrected wreck said...

I killed the blog.

I killed the anons!!

Heeheehee...

MissTottenham said...

Good luck with the writing mustard.


Sdock, you are so pretty and not at all fat. Ignore them.

Anonymous said...

I don't know.

Why does it matter?

Maybe because I don't understand what makes someone say those things.

I ♥ you guys, just so you know.


Be back later.

MissTottenham said...

LOL RW.


We love you too solly, see you later.

resurrected wreck said...

Only someone profoundly unhappy and dissatisfied with their own life would enage in randon anonymous attacks on a blog.

gnothi seauton said...

Parting thought.

They are the ones who have to live with themselves.

Take care Solly.

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight GS sweetie.

MissTottenham said...

I'm gonna call it a night too.

Goodnight everyone.

sdock10 said...

G'nite GS

Thank you for your words.

sdock10 said...

Nite, MissT

I ♥ you.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, goodnight GS and MissT! Sorry I missed you guys!

See you both around. :)



Hey, Sdock!

(Am I the only one that can spend more than a second trying to figure out if I want to put a period or an exclamation mark at the end of a sentence?)

sdock10 said...

Well, am I the only one who pondered on your question for more than 90 seconds?

Yeah, I'm probably not the best one to ask.

Anonymous said...

Bah! Don't worry 'bout it. Just popped in my head.

sdock10 said...

Wanna AIM?

Or are you busy writing stuff?

Anonymous said...

I'll try. It was doing funny stuff for me just a minute ago.

And this writing is going no fucking where. >_<

Smoke said...

I ♥ Mustard. :)

Anonymous said...

I knew this was never real

Anonymous said...

you created your life, I need to have my own

sdock10 said...

Whuh?

Anonymous said...

Mehhhh! I was trying to post here yesterday but it wouldn't let me. WTF is up with blogger?

Solly, if you kill her, you'll have a posse after you, just saying. ^_~

farawaysoclose said...

hi guys!

i am out tonight so i will hopefully catch some of you tomorrow!
have a good one!

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone,

anyone here?

Anonymous said...

I'm lurking Fimble Jazz. What's your story, you naughty?

Anonymous said...

hey solly,

where is the new post? your slacking on your job missy

Anonymous said...

ohhh jules, fantastic to see you. how are you and can you tell mummy K that she is DA BOMB.

she made me laugh with her leaving out a word, i was laughing out loud for real.

me naughty? didnt you know i am evil according to some people. muahahaha, yeh, dont take their insane shit for two grains of salt, i know me and what i know. thats all that counts. bloody grown women meh.

Anonymous said...

Oh Fim, you are evil to the core, evil just emanates from your pores. Don't even try to deny it, naughty.

Mummy K misses you at Mayo's but she says she lurks here because it's nicer here a lot of the time, so she's sure to see you here. ^_^ I'm glad you're around too Fim 'cause you're the shiz.

In a totally evil kind of way.

Anonymous said...

wooooh

I got booted from Mayo's and it took me forever to get back online.

Anonymous said...

I got 32k! Whoop Whoop!

*runs away from Smok*

Anonymous said...

hey beanny, how are you this fine evening.

jules, you are right but hey, what can you expect, nothing more than a ribbit from a frog. oh, did i tell you, i bought nutella today, just for the hell of it, booya

smok, i have somethign very important to tell you, and you may want to put some boots on so that you can kick some arse.

Anonymous said...

oh bugger bean, i was gonna tell her. she will of course kick ya now, run bean run, smok is going to get you muahahaha

sdock10 said...

Fimmy,

It's Saturday! I don't have to make a new post if I don't wanna. I might even wait like 10 days before I post.

Just because...

Hi Lucy! Hi Jules!

Anonymous said...

right then, if your going to be like that, i will just make one for you ;)

seriosuly sol, how was the movies, wanna see that film, i am going to go to the pictures in a couple of days with deano, going to watch 'stranger' i think.

Anonymous said...

Aaargh! *hides behind Fimmy*

It was an accident Smok, I swear.

It meant nothing to me, it was just a meaningless click. Um..I was thinking of you the whole time..*runs*

Anonymous said...

Solly, I haven't seen it yet, but I want to, so don't tell me how it ends! I have to go for a bit, back later!

Anonymous said...

OOOHHHHH YAYNESS

the rocket is going to be launched in 4 minutes, i will be back.

whoop whoop, great balls of fire

arghhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

you cant hide behind me beany, you can see right through me, dont you remember ;)

mushahahaha

sdock10 said...

Yeah, I will be back laterz you guys.

Anonymous said...

Go watch that launch, Fim, that's so cool! Lucky duck!

You are a goose Fim. And I expect to hear some honking. EVIL honking. ^_~

Hi Solly! Are you gonna take a page out of Mayo's book?

Anonymous said...

i am back, just watched it. it was so cool, i forgot to take my camera, i could have videoed it so you could have seen it. it was crazy, a big ball of fire with a thick line of smoke behind it. madness.

Anonymous said...

Awww I would love to see pics! I saw the rocket take off from Orlando once when I was in Disneyworld, it was so amazing. It's such a colossal waste of fuel and funds, it's so bad for the environment and we could be spending the money on better things but, oh my god, I am in love with this space stuff.

Anonymous said...

I AM NUMBER 69.

Anonymous said...

yo 69, i have to agree.

it is quite spectacular to see it go in the air. i would love to actually go to the actual base to see it take off but the traffic is crazy. i have a great spot on my front drive though so i aint complaining hehe.

my next door neighbour is actually the one who presses the button to release the rocket so that it can take off. he is the final guy who has the say so whether it goes up or not.

madness

Anonymous said...

Ugh, here we go, at Mayo's. >_<

Fim, oh man that rocks. I would knock on his door and beg him to take me to work so that I could push the button.

The SHINY, RED, CANDY-LIKE button!

Anonymous said...

DONT PRESS THE BUTTON

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(but i like it, its so shiney)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(ohhh i just cant resist)

*presses the button*

DUM, DUM, DUMMMMMMMM

Smoke said...

I want a STAPLES easy button. I made me one and put it on my desk one time. :)

Everytime someone asked me a question, I'd smash it.

Anonymous said...

Heehee, I'd go there and push every button in the world and probably end up blowing us all up.

Anonymous said...

GAAHH! We have one of those at Kung Fu, Smoke. We also have a kid with severe Asperger's who will press it every second for about five minutes.

Anonymous said...

haha, great vision smok, hey press it for me lol.

so, whats cracking.

sdock10 said...

Fim,

I thought you were going to call Smoke today.

sdock10 said...

Yayness is my new favorite word.

Anonymous said...

yayness is just full of yayness all around.

RW, I CAN SMELL YOU, WHERE ARE YOU?

Anonymous said...

Should I drag her over here for you?

Smoke said...

Oh, you couldn't have called me anyway, Fim. My phone died this afternoon and I haven't charged it!

^_^

resurrected wreck said...

*tackles Fimmy*

Anonymous said...

hey jules, you shouldnt drag your wife. if you do, she may be harmed and may not be able to do her famous and talented back bend. i will just wait and see if she arrives, i need to apologise to her :(

smok, well, charge that thing up then but hey mine has died too. it is on charge and turned on but i cant accept any call or make any till it has at least half a battery. i hate this phone like whoa

resurrected wreck said...

Stop telling people you can smell me, missus!! I don't smells like nuffin'!

Anonymous said...

arghhhhhh
yayness


*jumps on rw and licks her ear*

i am so so so so sorry that i bailed on you the other night, i totally didnt mean it. i had the worst headache from to much sun and i was off having tea. will you forgive me :(

Anonymous said...

hahaha, you knwo you smell like flowers (and severed toes)

how was your hair? any pics for me?

resurrected wreck said...

AAARRRGGHHH!!!!

*flails at FS*

You have nothing to apologize for :)

resurrected wreck said...

My hair is fabulous! Very bright copper red! No pics though, I forgot to bring my camera with me to the hairdresser :/ However, I will get one of my co-workers to take a pic next week.

What are you up to this weekend?

Anonymous said...

ohh, i saw that you were like, were are you, and i felt bad. oh well, you knwo i love ya.

so, how is the hair and what have you been up to? been sleeping i hope.

Anonymous said...

wow, answered before i asked hahaha.

i have been flight searching and also laughing out loud at some people idiocy even at their age. oh well, you cant show people common sense can you, even though their accusations are LUDACRIS(sp)

i wont go with zoo cos i cant get to their airport but i am trying everywhere so fingers crossed still.

i cant wait for your pics to come, will you put them on f/b?

resurrected wreck said...

I will definitely put the pics on f/b when I get them done :)

Good luck with your air fare hunt!

Anonymous said...

i need it. but oh well, i will enjoy getting my tan for my return. so what are you up to tonight?

resurrected wreck said...

I had tentative plans to see the new Indiana Jones movie, but I was longer at the hairdresser than I expected so the movie is going to have to wait.

resurrected wreck said...

What are you doing tonight?

Anonymous said...

oh thats a shame, at least it is on for a few weeks?

I think i will go and have me tea, i am a wee bit hungry.

will you be here later?

Anonymous said...

having my tea and i may watch a movie later but not sure whats on at the moment.

Anonymous said...

100 whoop whoop

now i am off :)

resurrected wreck said...

I will be off and on most of the night, so I'm sure we shall bump into each other later :)

Have a lovely tea!

Smoke said...

PPU - LOVE ME DEAD! :-)

Bwahahahaha! A song for you and me!