That's where you'll find me
Would you like to sit with me?
We can wait together
I have no idea what it is that we are waiting for, but surely we will know it when we see it. I hope we both don't see a different "it" at the same time. Your it may be the right one and I will be thinking mine is and I will go the wrong way and be lost as fuck. Not that I know where I am going anyways. I mean how is it that I ended up here?
And if I know where I am, am I really lost?
We can totally people watch too. Strange characters, these inhabitants of this place. Or maybe, I'm just the one who doesn't fit in. Maybe I should trim the edges a bit and make all the pieces fit. I could get used to it here.
And besides....
Who wants to be on the corner of some and where anyways?
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Wow.
Hi Princess! You wanna hear something really weird?
Whooooaahh! There's like peeps out here!
Hi Jules! Hi Smoke!
I ♥ you too, Princess.
How's everybuddy?
I just had waffles, a coca cola, 2 excedrin migraines, 2 ibuprofen, and a claritin for good measure!
Movies? Yes, please.
Yeah, I wanna hear sumfin' weird.
Okay. I'm gonna tell it at Mayo's, too.
The news just came out last night that Adam Lazzara got married yesterday and his wife is pregnant. O_O Okay, this whole rock star "I must be married a few seconds after breaking off my last engagement" thing aside, WTF: does anyone remember the dream I had a few days ago? Adam Lazzara at the baby shower, going to Wal-Mart and trying to pick out baby clothes? Okay, granted that in the dream it was a vampire baby shower, but take into consideration my dark, bloody sensibility and the fact that it was a dream to begin with.
I just thought that was really funny. ^_^
I bet Jules had a dream about Rob Dyrdek and Paul Stanley fighting to save the world on a skateboard. And everyone had stars painted on their eyes, except evil people who totally had moons on their eyes. And the way you had to kill the evil people was to get them on your skateboard and then Big Black would come over and jump on it and shoot them into space and then they would fall back down to earth and they would have stars on their eyes. So then, they could help save the world. All the while, Paul is singing, I Was Made For Loving You!!
Right, Jules??
Jules!
OMG. That is pretty effin' weird. O_O
Was it the blonde girl that you saw him with?
Wow. Adam's gonna be a daddy. I don't know what to say!
Jules,
OMG! I do remember. That's crazy as crazy can get here. Do you suppose it's really true? And here's what I don't get....if you were possibly "messin around" on your significant other with another and then you finally break it off....why the rush to marry someone b/c they are pregnant? I sorta don't get that at all.
But then again, there are lots of things I don't get, so.....
I guess it was that blonde girl. yeah!
I know, it is really weird, right? I'm not sure if A-Laz was messing around on the sly and all; I mean maybe, but though the timing seems rushed it's not impossible that he just met this one afterwards. But still, I wonder what's the hurry?
And what the hell business do I have dreaming about that stuff, isn't that so odd?
Which, of course, not like it's the first time that happens to me but it still surprises me all the time.
Yeah, I know it's weird when that stuff happens like that.
The anons are retarded today, my friends.
Is that Mayo at 11:24 over there?
Ooooh, I got 13!
Jules, What ya reckon?
Could be, because not only did he manage to sound all hoity toity and effusive at the same time, he also made the usual reference to light.
If it's not him it's a decent rendition of Mayonese.
*waves to all lurkers*
Hi Peeps!
Come out and play!
*waves*
i am comming ou tto play for a little while, what are we playing?
Fimble,
We are playing.....
I don't fucking know really.
What do you want to play?
Hi Fimble, we are playing Ghost In The Graveyard. ;D
And trying to figure if 11:24 is Mayo. Sounds all smart-like.
ohh, and maybe you can try and wave tot he little anon at 11.41 in mayos.
*waves*
would you like a cup of water to go with your laxative?
howdy girlies, i am so hungry.
What's for lunch, Fim?
not sure, may be bbq crisps.
I think I am going to go lay in the sun afterall. Then, it will be off to the movies for Kung Fu Panda!
Whoop! Whoop! My head still fucking hurts!
take a pill then, drink some water and make it go away?
have fun at the movies, dont go sitting on the back row, or maybe you will ;)
When I get my itty-bitty fantabulous hands on a meffin' unicorn, I'm gonna choke them to death.
*sigh*
I'm bored.
You will have to go through me first.
Just so you know.
No problem-o.
I gotchoo Solly.
*points at Solly*
I gotchoo.
>_<
Hey dudes, nice new shiny post.
Rock stars need to learn about contraception. Knocking up your rebound romance is NOT A GOOD IDEA.
*la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la*
dey are not so bunny when dhey are up by dose.
He is gone now, picked up by his owners. But his effects linger on.
Achooooooooooo!
How's Russ?
Cool, he was texting me while he was on the train back to base.
It's funny how you guys are all following the story of me and a guy I met for 30mins in a train station.
MissT and Russ!
A BlogBelieve Love Story...
Stay tuned to see what happens next...
LOL, I shall keep you updated.
He was teasing me by pretending to love my most hated F1 driver today.
He texted while I was watching the race.
Hey Solly, maybe I should make it pay per view then I could throw in some of the naughty pics too.
Only joking.
Ooooh, so he teases you!! Niiiiiiiiice!
And yes, you should totally make it PPV, you could make millions or at least my 39.95.
You guys!
You're so bad, MissT. ;)
Hey, Sdock!
Mustard,
You know what?
I ♥ you like whoooooooooah! Like way more than yesterday!
It's like ol times on the porch!
Now, we need Fimble, RW, Jules, FASC, Smoke, Jennicula, Sister Midnite, and PPU!
Did I leave out anyone?
Oh yeah, Pickled Possum!
LOL mustard, how are you sweetie.
Yay solly, PPV. Are you gonna negotiate the contract?
Yeah, we need to get the gang back together.
*is it just me or did that sound like a cheesy line from a cheesy film?*
Oh man, I just sat here and thought to myself, "Where does that sound familiar?"
Then I started singing "Give 'Em Hell."
Bah!
I ♥ you guys, too!
We sure do need to get the gang back together again. If I could only get my hands on that Unicorn.....
I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
Oh yes, PPV, yeah I will negotiate for you, for sure.
PPV and PPU
That's both funny and confusing to my brain at the same time.
My pizza is so fucking good. I know you guys are so jealous and you will be even more jealous when I bust out my super duper smoothie!
*Yells to Smoke*
Come out here!
I ♥ you guys too.
Yeah Solly, I am jealous about the pizza.
*bobs head to mustard singing MCR*
PPV, PPU AND PPB.
O_o
Hi everyone!
Whatcha doing?
Hiya smoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solly,
You're mother is a genius in the kitchen. She is Betty Meffin' Crocker.
Just sayin'....
OMG
YOUR not YOU'RE
I HATE THOSE WORDS. >_<
Hey, Smoke!
Dudes, I'm having such a hard time following along at Mayo's today. I feel about 23 comments behind every time I post, and half the time, I have no idea what the conversations are. I'm in the slow lane today. :(
What did she make now?
Mustard,
I will hold hands with you in the slow lane b/c so far all I got out of it was that I wanted to do drugs to be like Gerard and get attention. The rest of it...not quite sure what's going on.
Oh well...
Oh, nothing different since lunch. I just had leftovers from lunch a few minutes ago and it was twice as damn good. I ♥ her like whoah. ^_^
Mayo's?
O_O
I iz lost.
...oh well, oh well!
Tah Dah!
'Kay, we'll stay in the slow lane. :)
So Mustard, what ya been doin' all day long?
I'm only really following the red dwarf quotes.
I too am a slowbie.
I cleaned, cleaned a little more, fixed a sammidge, watched a few minutes of television, popped on here and immediately left 'cause of the craziness, I suppose the usual!
What'd you do? Get overheated? Muwhahaha.
That is so like not really funny, but yes, I did. I could have died, ya know? Is that funny?
Muwhahahah, yeah, it kinda is.
You shoulda come and cleaned my house. Like fo' realz!
So Frank is really smart, eh?
Who'd have thunk it? ^_~
Bwahahaha. I'm sorry, that was just funny to me.
So, a tad on the warm side over there is it?
Just a touch, MissT, just a wee bit.
Smoke, the dude plays bass and guitar!! And sings! And I bet he could play drums! Whoop! Whoop!
*fans down all the hotties on the porch*
Okay, I'm off for a shower. Don't leave me and don't let anything super duper good happen without me. If it does, I want pictures!
OK solly dude. don't forget behind the ears.
Know what I just realized?
I just realized I left the "Kid" off of the song title. No wonder it read funny. O_o
Don't drown, Sdock! And do as MissT says!
I didn't even notice, Moooostard. :)
But then again, I'm slow.
LOL smoke, you slow poke.
That rhymed.
I am a poet and I didn't know it.
Anyone else noticed that these days at mayos, you can scroll past tons of comments before you come to a blue name.
Yep, it's crazy in there today. O_O
Yup.
I shall return in a bit.
I have to shower and primp.
Promise to miss me while I'm gone
And I'll come back and sing you a song.
Bwahahahaha!
I need help.
Let's don't work, Smoke!
Hi Solly.
Bye smoke.
Missing you already.
I'm a-lurkin'. Not wild about Mayo's today, tbh. The "anon" with the button-pushing jokes is back.
Is it my imagination or are there more anons now than at any time before?
I've noticed it too.
Hey Guys!
I'm back again.
Hey Solly, how's it?
Hi again Solly.
I'm tempted to put up a "white man" joke just to push back.
I wonder what is drawing all the anons lately?
Go for it K.
Alright, I'm here. And, I know I said I'd sing a song but, ummmm, my duet partner is not here so.
^_^
There, I posted it. :P
Hy Princess!
Hello Jules! :)
I rented "Gothika" to watch tonight because I'm about to go on a RDJ kick after seeing Iron Man. I heard the movie sucked but, well. Who cares. ^_^
I ♥ me some, RDJ. ^_^
Solly,
I was reading some old DM posts earlier. I laughed so hard.
That was a good joke K.
That was pretty damn funny. ^_^
Where is the elusive purple hooved one?
Smoke,
What were you laughing at?
It was funny K.
I must admit, no matter how gross, I always end up laughing at the sex jokes.
I was laughing at PPU saying they were 'giddy with glee' about the poem you wrote for them.
MissT,
PPU is off fighting internet crime.
Wow solly, is PPU an undercover agent?
Awwhhh, I should write a new one, but that one is just so damned good.
You should write one for PPU seeing as how you are PPB and all.
No, I already left them a song and they never came back and got it. So, eff it. No more prezzies for My Little Pony.
Yes, PPU fights internet crimes and is an undercover agent for cyberspace.
Or something like that.
Smoke,
We could start writing rhymes for PPU again.
This smoothie isth thitchk.
WOW!
I laugh at the sex jokes, but now the sexist jokes.
You are drinking another one? Gah!
I'm drinking a Gatorade slushy. Cuz I weft my bottle in da fweezer too long.
Yeah K, there's a difference.
I can't say that i find blond jokes hilarious.
Have you all developed smoothie addiction?
Oh I had to laugh, the Euro football championships are being played this summer. It is being held in Switzerland and Austria.
I was noticing some of the sponsorship adverts.
It's being sponsored by NUTELLA!!!!
It's being sponsored by NUTELLA!!!!
O_O
Nooooo!!!!
Oooooooooo on dangerous ground with that one anon.
Naughty naughty naughty.
Somebody is trying to push buttons, I see.
Solly, where you been?
I count 1....
I count 2....
I count 3....
I count 4....
And you know what?
You wasn't there.
I was on the telephone. What were you doing?
Ummmm, nothing.
Me neither, really.
Where is everyone?
I dunno.
Here *waves frantically* Can you see me?
I'm about to take my nite nite pills and head off to bed.
Might be nice to get to bed before 11pm for a change.
G'nite Porchies!
Back!
Damn.
Late to the party. :(
Me, too. :)
Nighty-night errbody!
Sweet dreams!
Night guys!
Hi again mustard.
Goodnight Solly and smoke.
Goodnight everyone cos I'm off to bed too.
See you tomorrow.
Night, Mustard! Sorry I missed you. :(
See you guys tomorrow.
Does this belong to you?
a lost unicorn
Poor baby looks in need of some TLC.
Some TLC could restore you
restored
good as new
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