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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
81 comments:
greetings solly!!
Good Afternoon, FASC!
How are you?
i am good solly!
hope you are feeling less sucky today?!
you made me laugh when you said something like your toes suck yesterday in your long list of what sucks!! i was gonna offer to suck one of you toes....but stopped myself immediately....far too pervy! sorry bout that!
and didn't you say something about hardcore sucking!!
now that really made me laugh!
Yes, that was me! Yayness! I can say something completely filthy and bloody brilliant at the same time. It's either a gift or Fimble has rubbed off on me.
I think today is going to be a funny fucking Friday!
Let's laugh our asses off!
*waves to Fimble*
PPU, Where the hell are you? We are missing you like a lot.
I will leave ♥s for you in case you come when I am not here.
have a good one solly!
and everyone else also!
catch you later!
It's meffin' Friday! Whoop! Whoop!
PPU,
Where? The? Eff? Are? YOU!!!?!?!?
Alright, everyone have a fantabulous, Smaw Poese-free, sunshines and rainbows, hearts and fluffy bunnies kind of day.
Bwah!
Or.....
Have a sucky, thunder and lightening, daggers and snakes, umm, ghosts and ghouls, kind of day.
You know, whatever makes you happy. ^_^
Love you all!
XOXO
***FIMBLE! I CAN'T CALL YOU TODAY! MY EFFIN' PHONE DIED LAST NIGHT! BOOOOO!!!!
*and enveloped by warmth*
Goodmorning grills and eyes!
Are we pleased it is Friday?
Oooh yeeeeaaaah!!!
*runs up behind, and bear hugs Fimmy*
Thank you for my Florida sun in a box, Fimmy!!! In a really weird coincidence we actually went up 10 degrees c O_o
Now... if you happen to have a spare e-man or two...
just suggesting, you know ^_~
Have a great day everyone!
*walks in to the porch*
*spots princess sat on the step*
*walks up to her slowly*
*moves the custard pie from behind her back*
*slams it in her face*
WHACK
*runs off quickly*
omg, i cant believe your phone died and you cant ring me, i am so upset now, look at my face :(
PP
a whole 10 degrees, wow it must have known i left the messege. and thankj you kindly for my bear hug, i needed that this morning. and you said something abotu E-Men, show me, show me hahaha
have a lovely day everyone, i am off to the beach today to try and catch my tan up booya.
*waves to solly*
Hello y'all! I had this fantastic and retarded dream last night, I'm going to post it at Mayo's. I swear I must be on crack. ^_^
Princess, I like the kind of day you describe! I try to have that every day tbh. :)
Fimble, put the pies down and surrender. :D
I got my water bottle in the mail today. How sexcited am I? Very.
I am going on strike at Mayo's until that bitch posts again. WTF. Maybe he has been eaten by hyenas.
LOL, hyenas?!
Haha! Gosh, I hope not. That would be a scary, painful death I would think.
Mayo's probably off shopping or something.
I'm going to throw a shoe at him one of these times.
Right now I'm looking at my manuscript and thinking that the first three chapters need more pepper or tumeric or something. Or Cumin.
Paprika?
Maybe it could use a dash.
Just trying to spice it up some?
Paprika could work. Paprika in the form of, I don't know, like a zombie attack. Zombie hedgehogs.
Point is that it needs something before I sent this bastard out to be looked at by people with real publishing skillz.
Zombie hedgehogs would add quite an interesting flavor. ;)
It's just not suiting you right now? What you've already written, I mean.
SS rules and i KNOW IT
Botches
suck a tomatoe and blow the pips.
O_o
What?! /Adam
Fim, you're crazy!
i am talking to the sisters on telephone, they are being naughty to the sonic guys who are feeding them.
the sisters are thinking about kidnapping the sonic guy and tickling him.
they want to suck his toes
*GASP*
Oh my!
slash, you are on crack my love. dressing up as a ballerina and asking mayo what he packs, that is very naughty.
oh and solly and smok shout to you
be (G)entle
you little boom boom. shake that junk in your trunk, and let it wiggle for mayo
:)
slash, you barm pot
Oh my gosh, that's both scandalous and disturbing.
SS does pretty much rule because he is so nice.
Splash, the thing is that the story suits me; I like the beginning though I am thoroughly bored with it because I've been looking at it for a year going, "WTF does this need to make it more urgent, more of a page turner?" so I can't tell if it's dull because I'm so bored with it, or if it's just dull.
When I put it on a hardcore criticism group (one that I started,) most of the people were like, "Your grammar, spelling, syntax, all of that is spot on, but it's missing something." They found that there wasn't enough "OMG what's next!!" And one found the main character too prissy. he is prissy, I wrote him that way on purpose. ^_^
Maybe I'll put it on my blog or something.
i am sorry jules, the sisters are making me do this, they have a crack pipe and are threatening to spank me with it. please save me, i am going to be held against my will one of these days.
help me please, i dont want to be spanked with a crack pipe.
There's a pun somewhere in there between "crack" and "spank" but I'm not sure I want to search for it.
A crack pipe is kind of little Fim, and it's made of glass. be thankful they are not spanking you with a bong, that's a lot bigger.
slash, you are on crack my love. dressing up as a ballerina and asking mayo what he packs, that is very naughty.
Ya know? Now that you mention it, that probably sounds bad, huh?
Shout out to Solly and Princess! Treat the Sonic guy with (g)entle care!
some how, i doubt they will be spanking me with a bong if you get my drift, they are being far to dirty for my liking.
you all know i am too innocent for that and way for you to find the pun miss jules.
the sisters have just gone now, but they are being extra (G)entle with the sonic guy,
and now, i am back in my blue suit, i wouldnt want anyone was hacking my name and trying to be me, would I :)
wat are you both doing?
Fimble tells lies. She is not innocent at all. NOPE.
Although, we did really shout "Be (G)entle" at you, Mustard. ^_~
Fimble, so you were nakie before you had your blue suit on? OMG you are pervy, I don't even know what needs to be done with you. Perv!
She totally is, Jules. I don't even know what she's talking about with the whole Sonic guy thing. She was the one yelling at him through the phone.
Weren't you, Fim?
Eff yes you were.
NOPE
and you all suck tomatoes.
ok, i am nackered and i feel ill, i am going to lay down and have a kip.
seriously though, dont get naughty because you are all evil and you shouldnt be naughty because you all have to look on the bright side of life dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun.
I miss RW
and you all suck tomatoes.
As if.
^_~
"Tomatoes" el oh el.
I want you guys all to know that I am going to the movies to look at Robert Downey Jr. and I will be eating ice cream for dinner. Pomegranate chocolate chip, Miss Solly Ma'am. ^_^
OOOOOOOH, Robert Downey, Jr. Yummy.
I'm going to see Kung Fu Panda tomorrow. Hot Damn!
^_^
Back to work for me.
Later peeps!
Oh, my training brothers and sister and I were wanting to go see that after class one of these days. Let me know how that is!
hello treetoppers!
fimmy when do you move back home?
robert downey jr!!! i saw a really early film of his called something like demolition dogs or something like that!! he was really young! yes so he was tres lovely!!
I's sunburnt!!
*wails*
Where is Fimmy Fim Fim today. I can smell her* so I know she's been around!
*suntan oil
Hey porchies! *waves*
Alreet boney bum? It's lardy bum here! hehehe
Why is Mayo's so quiet? It's spooky.
Anyone at home? ^_^
I'm about.
It took me three tries to get that smiley right, and I haven't even been drinking!
Hey, RW! How'd your night out with friends go?
Very well, Mustard :) We et pizza and watched The IT Crowd, a very funny Britcom.
Did you have a good evening?
Yeah, it was pretty okay, thank you. :)
Glad you had a good time! And seriously, all of this talk about pizza since earlier in the evening has me craving one so hard it's ridiculous.
Pizza truly is the food of the gods.
Hey guys, good to read ya!
WTF is this I'm reading, Adam taking a page out of Gerard's book and getting married on the fly today, wife already preggers? That's, well, odd huh?
Hi, K :D
I iz sunburnt! :/
WHAT??
Are all rockers going crazy?
No way.
Is it legit, like, cameras and stuff were there and possibly TV crews and stuff?
That was bad, I admit, but damn?
INORITE? Jeez, what's the rush with these dudes? Well dang, I hope he doesn't go dragging it around into their show and promoting her band and whatnot. ;D
I've known several men who broke up with their long-term girlfriends only to rush into marriage with the next girl who came along.
Why do they do that??
Nah it could be a rumor, it was on WTFlongisland and tbslove. O_o I think it came from absolutepunk.
What will this do to the band is the only thought going through my head.
There's a rumour floating around BN that Mikey is going to be a dad.
O_O
Best comment on the whole Adam thing, person one asks,
Do you think it will be one of the great romances of the 20th century?
And person two answers:
Well, considering we live in the 21st century, I think it's safe to say no.
WIN.
HAHA!
The thread is actually pretty damn hilarious. I've never been to absolutepunk before but this thread is giving me LOLs. It could he just a rumor. Someone made a reference to Gerard, it was pretty funny.
I don't know much about Adam Lazzara, but he strikes me as having more sense than Gerard. Yes/no?
I sometimes feel like I live at APNet. They're really good at getting stories and music news out really quickly, so that's why I like them. And normally, they don't post the articles/music news unless it's pretty certain, so I don't know.
They have a few times since I've holed up there, but it happens few and far between.
If it is true, this baby will be born right as their tour will be getting ready to start. Eeek.
Eeeek is right. And TBH I don't know too much about Lazzara either and I think that's part of the appeal. He usually keeps his trap shut about himself. As far as sense, I couldn't tell ya. ^_^
Well, to be honest, everyone stirked me as having more sense than Gerard. With the possible exception of Linn-zee.
*stirked=strikes
Well yeah, there is that.
Okay, oh my gosh, I'm so obsessed with Iron Man right now it's making me want to go make movies, jesus. I am downloading a bunch of wallpapers for my cousin.
That's right, for my cousin. ;)
Was Iron Man really that good?
Well I tell you, I am a hardcore movie cynic and I get annoyed very easily at things that are cliche and preposterous. There were parts of this movie that were cliche and preposterous, and I just didn't even effing care because it was so entertaining and very moving, actually.
Babies love my new hair colour, by the way.
Hmm.
I do admit that I quite like Robert Downey Jr, so maybe I'll go see it.
Oh man if you like RDJ, don't skip it. ^_^
What babies are about you, RW?
I had lunch with some work mates today. One of them (a former work mate) had a baby in Feb. This was my first time meeting him. He was very interested in my hair. And my boobs. Not so much in the rest of me!
I hate when babies do that. You're like, "I'm sorry, I can't help you!" Jeez.
Well m'dears I have to be up early for rehearsal tomorrow so off I go to bed. Have a great night you guys, and I'll catch ya on the flip side of night!
Haha! Yes, I was like "Lunch is not on me, I'm afraid!" ^_-
Have a good night, K! :) Happy rehearsing!
Whoops!
Goodnight, Jules!
I just realized something.
Smoke never came back from getting ice cream. O_O
^ ^
0_0
Should we send someone out to look for her?
Maybe she made really good friends with Ben and Jerry.
Bwuahaha.
I ♥ Smoke!
Maybe she's keeping all the ice cream for herself! 0_0
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