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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
169 comments:
Wha?!
What the hell is she doing here?!
Holy Shit! Morning, Mustard!
I'm glad we've both woke up to take our places in the world today.
Fimble,
Where you be? I miss you?
PP,
Where are you? I must get more traps.
Yeah, if you consider taking my place in the world is right in front of the computer multiple hours before I even need to roll out of bed, then let's do it!
I hope you have a good day :)
Morning ALL,
I hope you all have a magnifabulous day!!
Smoke, they put up some more info about Memphis. Something about the Beale St Music Festival.
PPU, I ♥ you. Just in case you forgot.
hello porch dwellers!
sorry i wasn't around earlier!! been bizzy!
lunch time and i'm starving!!
have pleasant days!
So.
So!
So?
Now what?
WORK! That's what!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! DAMN THE MAN!
Do not want to!
Well, I'll be checking in and out today.
Love you all bunches and bunches!
Kapunua, your eclipse pictures are amazing.
You gotta say it like this, PPU.
AMAAAAAAAAAYYYYZZZZZINNNGGG!
^_^
Have a great day, PPU.
Goodmorning everyone!
Hoping today will be a mean-anon free day!
Have a wonderful day.
Love to all of you!
Psst, hey everyone.
RUBBER CHICKEN is the new defense.
-A
hey, thought i would pop in to see the porchies.
is anyone about?
xx
FIMBLE!!!
Where've you been?!?!?!
i have been cezy bizzy at the mo. i was at work ALLLLLLLL day yesterday. i was on the blogs last night but i think you all went to bed. i stopped here but it was very quiet.
so princess
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
PPU!
Where the hell are you today?!?!?
Present, ma'am.
Where the hell have you been hiding? >_<
Will you be around later on today?
I'm going out to lunch now! YAY! I get to leave my dungeon!
Alright, see you in a bit!
*STREAKS THROUGH THE BACKYARD*
Hey SMOOOOOOOOKE!
Hey PPU!
I'll be back later, but I just wanted to say hey :)
Hi, MIB.
What did you have for lunch, PPB?
Damn, can you see me?
*Princess waves at the computer screen.
I just sat back down. O_o
I had Captain D's.
It was okay. Not really what I wanted but oh well, didn't stop me from eating it.
What did you have, Food Anon/PPU?
New GV post
Yeah, I saw that.
YUCKINESS I SAY!
I just never thought this place would end up this way.
I'm going back to work now.
:(
Hey Porchies :)
Can someone, without hurting anyone's feelings, please explain to me what has happened and the events that led up to it.
All I saw yesterday were the mean Anonymous insults to GV. It wasn't until last night that I realized what I walked in on at Mayo's yesterday afternoon. I didn't know why the Anons were being so mean to her.
But, it seems as if there were more than just Anonymous users making mean comments, am I right?
Just trying to get some things straightened out.
(This doesn't disregard the fact that I didn't notice the mean comments made to BC.)
BC:
If you're over here, keep your chin up, okay?
I'm just trying to keep this out of Mayo's.
how dee!
i don't know whats going on. i know the OPs are sad about something to do with GV?? anyone shed any light??
and hello porch dwellers!
I'm trying to find out the same thing FASC.
I just walked in and, again, I am bombarded with tumultuous events.
I hope everything's okay.
MIB!! i don't know what went on but from what i gather it was not pretty. BC is stronger than me is all i can say. oh and BC if you are here we have your back ok.
and i have to say "we have your back" is a very very american saying cos we don't say that in the UK at all. the closest thing would be something like erm "you've got our support" "we're with you" god crap like that. your saying is way better!!
OMG!
This is so wrong. Just wrong!
WTF is going on?
BTW, hi FASC!
HEY MUSSSSSSSSTTTTTAAAAAARRRRRDDD!
HEY SMOOOOOKE!
I'm about to start posting the shit out of some Ray Toro if they don't watch it! ;)
Yeah, I think I'm sorted now. Now, I'll just sit back and watch and try to calm tensions when I can.
I'm just wish that GV would come back and say something. Just anything.
'Eff you all' or 'I'm fine' or something.
You know?
Yeah, definitely. I hate it when people go off and don't say anything.
Anything right now would be good.
I stopped by there and left a note. I doubt it will do any good, but I tried.
I just don't see her taking what the 'anons' said so seriously. Why would she? That's what this whole mess was about to start with.
If she is upset by what Mayo's blog is about well, then again, we don't even know who he is. PPU made a good point about that on her blog.
PPU,
Just where did you go? O_O
You still here?
hi princess, MIB.
*sighs*
Hey FASC!
I always seem to miss you!
proncess i fear its about to kick off at mayos!!
i have like 5 mins before i have to go and be a wife!! may be thats the better option???!
Taking these things to Mayo's will not help the current situation.
I feel we need to take care of that stuff elsewhere, possibly here.
Mayo should not be forced, nor obligated, to read all of that shenaniganary.
Hello again, FASC :)
I did.
Doubt they'll consider my request as I'm merely a peon in this whole thing.
Mayo doesn't bring his drama to my blog.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Exactly. And really, I think he said what he wanted to say (whatever the hell that was) with his blog.
He's done with it.
Yeah, he's completely washed his hands.
Poor dude's probably feeling used to some extent, and he shouldn't have to feel that way.
I think whatever happens argument wise needs to happen over here.
You can control comments if they get out of hand, whereas we can't do that at Mayo's.
It would be better all around.
What's going on in the porch?
Safe
If only everyone felt the same way...
Nothing right now.
Hopefully we can get people to come here and argue if they feel the desire to do so.
It's just an attempt to keep it away from Mayo's.
Hey there, Redrum. :)
How are you?
Alright, well I'm leaving work. YAY!
I'll see you guys in a little bit.
XOXO,
S&V20
Concerned, but not bad. Yourself?
Yeah, concerned is a good word.
Concerned, upset, tired, uh, lots of other adjectives.
Just wanted to say the post you had the other day, I think it was Saturday? I thought about it all week. This kid's scared shitless, but what your post said made me re-evaluate some things. So, thanks.
Oh? That's surprising... but I'm glad to help. You are very welcome.
Yeah, you know when things come at the right time and you're not quite sure why?
Well, that was it.
I just wanted to let you know, is all.
Solly's home!
Who needs some extra special loving?
How is everyone today?
MummyK commented on my blog!
How cool is that? Pretty darn.
Happy Birthday again, Mummy K!
OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWHD! No welcome home Solly?
I DO!!!!
Hey Sdock!
That is so cool!!!
I hope she had/is having a good one!
(Never know when the birthday stops ;)
So Mustard, what ya doing?
Well, not much.
Just relaxing a bit tonight.
How are you? You doing okay?
YAY! I'm finally home, too. That rain sucks. It's cold in here!
BRRRRR!
Welcome back, Smoke!
Sdock, there's plenty of people needing your love tonight. You may run out, so have some on reserve :)
I'm good.
Worried about Katherine. I have tried emailing her and I wish she would just let me know that she is okay.
Yeah, I'm going to give her a few, then I'm going to go back to her house again.
I don't mean to harass, but we worry, you know?
Sdock! MissT's working a bit with her sister! Isn't that great?!
She should be on in a bit :)
Mustard, you and I are the biggest worriers in BlogBelieve.
Niiiiiiiiice.
I don't like it when people run off without commenting! It drives me crazy!
I'd rather be a worrier than a don't-give-a-shitter. :)
Sometimes I think that worrying about people makes them feel like they matter.
You think that?
BRB, guys.
Gotta feed the doggies.
Errrr......
Mustard,
I think us worrying about people makes us feel like we matter.
I do, Mustard. I worry about people but I don't show it like you and Solly.
I can't believe she's feeding those dogs in this shitty ass weather. OMG! They would have to go hungry if they were mine.
OMG! Did you guys see the comic link?
That was soooo cool. I loved the close-up of Toro. ^_^
And Super-Bob.
Smoke,
It's 'posed to rain for the next 2 days.
Guys, It's L., but I am leaving this under the new name.
I honestly think I have done more harm than good now, so I am dropping out of this.
I didn't put it on Mayo's because I don't want it to cause more trouble.
I tried to help. All of you. I condsidered you my Family. I will miss you.
Pactum Serva.
L.
NO, what are you talking about?
Don't worry. Like BC, she will be back.
L,
Just give yourself a break from all this.
You'll see that things will soon be back to normal.
Please take care of yourself.
Faith, hope, love!
I will not be the cause of anyone harming themselves.
Goodbye.
L.
L is pretending to leave. Guess she wants to be like BC.
That was me ^^^
L:
I don't know what words were spoken and whom they were spoken by, but listen to Sdock.
We'll have this cleared up in time. It just takes awhile.
Mustard,
I'm out of the loop too. I'm not sure where all this is coming from.
Why is it that every damn time I end a sentence with of, from, to or in, I feel like PPU would be so disappointed in me?
Did PPU tell you not to do that?
I'm still trying to figure out just what's going on. I don't know who's feeling what right now.
J. will still be here. So, there will still be one of us. I deleted all my posts from our blog, and changed the name to reflect just J.
Mustard, you saw what happened. I can't bear to think anything I wrote may hurt someone to the point they would harm themselves. I came here to help, I honestly did, first because I thought it MIGHT be GW, but then that stopped mattering. I don't care who he or SS is now. I found friends I could call my Sisters, and comfort, defend, help, etc.
The first rule, Mustard. Do No Harm.
I am sorry. I really am.
L.
L, are you seriously going to leave? I don't want you to.
Mustard, Faraway, thank you.
I'm not going to try and make people stay who feel they need to leave. I want everyone here to do what's best for their own sanity and mental health.
Breathe...take a break...and see if things look differently tomorrow.
But, leaving will do more harm than good.
Things need to be discussed.
And, again, I caught the tail-end of all of this stuff, so I feel left in the dark on it. I'm still trying to figure it out.
Honestly L, I think that GV was more upset by Mayo's post. I don't think it was your comment.
I hate to try and speak for her but I really think that was it.
Seriously.
I guess that's true, sd10. I would want for people to address their concerns to those who are involved though, otherwise, we will never smooth this over.
Sorry for not saying hello earlier. Hey everyone.
How would it not, Mustard? What if I come in here tomorrow and you tell me that GV did herself in because I or J. dared to say something we felt needed to be said? I don't want to feel that I could write something that at any time could be the one last thing that a person didn't want to hear, no matter what the reason.
I hope some of my words have helped, but if this is what happened because she was that far over the edge that I could have been the cause, I would be scared to ever say anything again.
Don't you see? I don't want to hurt ANYONE. I don't want to risk it anymore.
L.
Katherine,
Please let us know you are okay.
I have tried emailing you and you have a lot of people here who love you and are worried about you.
I won't stop yelling for you.
I won't.
We can't erase the past.
We can only move foward.
We can only hope GV gives us some sort of message saying she is okay, she isn't okay, or she's holding.
That's the only thing we can do right now.
And this is all I can do.
I love you guys, I loved talking to you, and I will always consider you my Family.
Let J. know what happens, ok?
L.
Cue the violin music.
A week, two at the most. Less if FRANKY comes back. Who wants to put bets on it.
I am eating warmed over Ranchero's and you know what?
It's not that great.
It's raining outside like pussy cats and puppy dogs.
Well, stop eating it silly!
Warmed up Ranchero's?
So, it's basically warmed up Taco Hell?
Yuck.
Sorry Mustard, SDock, Smoke, I didn't mean to have a throw-down with some Vulture, but I've had it.
Hope you guys are doing alright. L is not. I get a little protoctive, you know?
J
Understandable. Did I spell that right? O_O
I came over here because I don't want to play at Mayo's tonight. But it seems it's getting ugly in here too :/ Do the anons follow people from blog to blog?
Hey everyone. OP J, please try to ignore them. These anons are trying to twist the blame and words around. Be careful.
Hi, BC :)
Hi RW, I think anons live in my shoes. :P
I'm almost afraid to go on Mayo's with everyone there. I feel like I've got a target on my chest.
J
Ironic, isn't it BC? I told you the same thing the other day...:/
They were attacking L, though, and that's not acceptable. If it's me, that's one thing, but they cannot get away with talking to her like that.
J
I think you'll be fine there, J. Well with the regulars, not the anons (or the regs posting as anons - hey, we all know it happens).
Hi RW :)
OP J, I should have listened, but I never thought it would get this bad. It's ridiculous. I'm sorry about L. No one should get attacked.
Some anon thinks that the new mayo post is about me, because I cursed at him yesterday. What a way to make me feel guilty, considering I already made my apologies; That's why I said earlier to be careful.
Look at the way some of them are blowing this way out of proportion
RW, I never assume anything anymore.
So what production are you working on currently?
J
If it makes you feel any better, BC, I did not for one minute thin that the new Mayo post was directed at you. I think more likely it's in response to the anon attack, or maybe to GV's claim.
We're working on Onegin right now, J. We finished fittings today, and now have a bunch of costume alterations to do. Nothing too drastic though, I think, as fittings seemed to go well.
The Barber Of Seville is our next production.
RW, thank you. I don't think so either. I'm not getting that vibe.
*Hugs RW*
*squeezes BC* :)
I will be back shortly. Going to have a shower, I need to warm up!
I would LOVE to see "Barber"! That would be so cool. Would you please take some photographs of the costumes/show and post them when you're working on it?
J
Hey BC, RW, and OPJ :)
Don't mind me:
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!
SDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!
Where are you guys?
MISSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Where are you?
BC, I don't think it's about you, either. I don't think Mayo would really get that worked up over something as "mild" as name-calling.
J
WHAAAAAAAAAAT?
*throws an adult-like tantrum*
*thrashes rope around*
Smoke? Sdock? MissT? Fimble? SisterMidnite?
Hello?
Is there anybody in there?
Well, you know the rest.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!
I got worried :)
Hey, and you were right before, about being worried, I mean.
I think you're right about that.
Hullo FS, Mustard, Sdock :D
I would LOVE to see "Barber"! That would be so cool. Would you please take some photographs of the costumes/show and post them when you're working on it?
I don't have a dogital camera so I'm not able to do that :( But the opera's webpage will have pics up once the show is up-and-running. I will email you the link when that happens.
I wish I could just give you my tickets, J! I get free tickets to everything I work on, but I rarely use them as I don't like opera/theatre.
Mustard,
Yeah, I think I was.
FIMBLE! I have missed you. I'm sorry you have a headache. Want me to beat your ass to make you forget about your head?
Mustard,
What is tonight's topic? I am feeling kind of weird tonight.
MUUUUUUSSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAARRRRDDD!!
^_^
I'm here. For a little while anyway. My husband's coming home tonight. >_<
Hey RW!
Hey Fim! RW! Sdock! and Smoke!
I told you I'm not good at picking out topics.
And since you're feeling weird, maybe it's best you shoot and we follow suit :)
Mustard is good at picking out topics. Hmmmm...
Any lurkers out there? Do you guys have anything you'd like to ponder on with us?
Hullo, Princess Salt & Vinegar! :)
Hey RW!
Hey Fimble!
TOPIC! TOPIC!
Come on peeps!
Yeah, let's let lurkers ask the questions.
You're out there.
I see you.
Pick somethin' for us.
LHM just looked at me and said, "This is getting old."
He's doing his homework. He has no idea that he's got about ten more years of high school to go. Much less, college. ^_^
Muwahahahah.
Fimble,
You are too cute.
Smoke,
30STM is rocking my socks.
Topic?
We could try something lighthearted for a change.
Lurkers,
Ask us something! Come on?
Anything on your mind?
topic
if you was a fly on the wall, who's wall would you perch on?
yes i totally just asked that crappy question
Told you. Jared is pretty badass, isn't he?
You should listen to me more often. ^_^
Dudes, it is raining like shit here. Seriously it hasn't stopped in like 4 hours.
Fimble,
You rock.
I love the question.
I would perch on my wall to watch myself.
PPU's.
Just cuz I wanna know what they do all day.
Other than that.....
Besides Frank's? Duh. That was a no-brainer.
I don't know!
Patrick Bateman's wall.
Niiiiiiiiice.
I would love to be able to watch LHM all day. Just to see how he acts when he's not around me.
He's such a goofball at home but when he gets to school he acts like he's too cool for school.
Punk. ^_^
Damn.
That's a tough one.
I don't think I'd want to spy on anyone.
Some things are better left unseen and unheard, you know?
Solly!
You know what Patrick Bateman does. O_O
How about Batman? ^_~
I would like to be in LHM's mind. Just to think like a child thinks again.
Off to clean myself off, because I'm so dirty.
I don't wanna know what he thinks sometimes. He's probably like, "My mama is sooo crazy! And don't get me started about my Aunt Solly!" :)
Well, I'm off for tonight. BOO! My husband will be home any minute.
What did FASC say earlier?
mr bloke blah di fucking blah!!
Yeah, that's it!
^_^
Night all! Sweet dreams!
XOXO,
S&V20
Dangit! Where did everybody go?
Don't make me start talking to myself! You know I will.
I AM Right HERE!
I'm listening to music.
What are you listening to?
Uh, right now WTTBP 'cause I've not listened to it in forever.
What are you listening to?
I think I am about to listen to Staind. I haven't heard them in a very long time.
I'm in one of those moods where I feel like I want to write something but I don't know what, who, where, how, or why.
Weird.
Ooops! Sorry. I've been wandering off *blush*
I was on Facebook. A friend there/my hairdresser is organizing a charity auction & raffle this weekend. The proceeds are going to two friends of hers who lost everything in that fire in downtown Toronto yesterday.
Bugger! I have the hiccups! :(
Hey RW! Drink some water or hold your breath!
Sdock:
You should just write.
Blogger and it's little pissy ass ate my comment.
RW, what I was trying to say to you was that the pic was amazing. Fire is a funny thing. Devastation on one end and keeping someone alive on the other end.
Mustard, i don't know what to write about.
Um, about what's important to you.
yeah, i should. i should just sit down and let it go. I should turn off all my distractions.
Yeah, just let it pour.
Random comment
Sarah Lee Cheesecake bites FTW!
RW, what I was trying to say to you was that the pic was amazing. Fire is a funny thing. Devastation on one end and keeping someone alive on the other end.
It's some pic, isn't it? I walked by the scene of the fire last night & it looks like something straight out of a post-apocolyptic sci-fi film. It looks like a movie set, it doesn't want to register in my head as real.
Really?!
Never had them.
Maybe I should?
I bite Sarah Lee cheesecake!! 0_0
And then I run off giggling... heee hee hee!...
You should they are so good. Just the right amount....a mouthful.
Anything more than a mouthful is a waste, right?
godnight guys, sweet dreams
Nite, Fimble!
I hope your headache gets better.
'Night, FS :)
Boys in Brazil say "Feel better, missus!"
Anything more than a mouthful is a waste, right?
0_0
Yeah, what RW said.
O_O
Well, time for me to head to bed.
Goodnight Mustard and Sdock and whoever else may still be around in here. Have a great evening :)
Aw, shoot.
Goodnight, RW!
Sleep well!
Thanks, Mustard :D
Chat again later!
Mustard,
I'm off for the night!
Catch ya tomorrow!
Love ya BUNCHES!
It's been so long since I was on the porch, that I'd forgotten what it looked like. Right now it's awfully dark, so I wont stay.
I just wanted to say hello.
:)
So... hello.
xoxo cupcake
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