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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
183 comments:
Yay!
close though!
hello kass!
morning sdock and princess!
Morning Girls!
Hope you are both feeling happy as little bouncing bunnies!
Boo! :D
Just passing through...
Have a good day! :)
From across a crowded room, our eyes met and
you peed your pants
and.....
.....Whatever
you
want
BABE;
whatever YOU want!
Haha! It's friday and I'm frisky!
Just wanted to say hello to the ladies on the porch this morning; since I did promise not to interrupt the commenting at Mayo's
;-)
I hope you all have a funtastic Friday!
Say hello to the sun for me Solly! It's on the way to you! :D
Hugs and Love,
Wendy
Fimble, how'd you know? ;)
(Headache or no headache?)
Hey dudettes! See you beautiful turds later! Have a good day!
splash, i knew because you got so excited to see me that you couldnt wait for the loo. ;)
hey 616, splash and anyone else here
princess where are you!!!!!!!!!
Have a peaceful day, ladies.
Hey errbody!
Hey PPU!
You okay today?
I'm stuck in my cell today. GRRRR!!!
Talk to you all later.
Love you bunches and bunches and what-not!
XOXO,
S&V20
Having a hot cup of green tea.
More later.
Tastes funny after the Red Hots I just ate.
O_O
Red hots and Green tea.
Now all you need is BLUEberries and some YELLOW rice.
TASTE THE RAINBOW!
The Used FTW
S&M, if you talk to Solly, please tell her she is on my mind today.
Will do. ^_^
PPU, THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SMILE AND I AM THINKING OF YOU AS WELL.
~Solly (thru S&V20)
That song makes me wanna curl up in a fetal position.
:)
Hey dudes and dudettes!
hello porch dwellers!
Hey FASC!
Mustard,
Just a quick question...
Were you listening to Pencey Prep last night? ^_^
♪♥x♥x♪♥x♥x♪
Beans and rice for lunch. Rice was very bland. Beans were pretty good.
More later.
Hypocrites.
You all seem to be more concerned with making sure your beloved pretty unicorn is welcome and happy than you are that no one has heard from someone who threatened suicide (or do YOU know anything PPU?) or that people you called your friends have left, some of them possibly for good.
I used to think this was such a wonderful place of unity and concern for each other's well-being.
Now I know better. I am leaving too.
Hope you all have a "lovely, peaceful, sunshiny day."
More histrionics.
If you find it so easy to threaten to leave (or to actually leave) your Blogbelieve family, you were not much of a friend in the first place.
This is my own opinion and in no way represents the Discuss Mayo blog or any of it's members.
No, Anon, YOU have a "lovely, peaceful, sunshiny day." Sounds like you need one.
You just proved my point, unicorn, even if you don't realize it.
Thank you.
So, should we ignore the unicorn? Is that what you are saying? Why? What the hell did they do? Well, I'm not. They haven't done anything to me. Nobody here has. I try not to ignore anyone.
I have tried to contact GV. Several people have tried to email her. I don't know any other way to talk to her other than leave her messages at her blog.
As fas as people leaving? I can't stop someone from leaving if that's what they feel they have to do. I don't want anyone to leave. I don't feel like they should leave but I can't make them stay.
I love everyone here and that's all I can do.
Now, if you have a problem with something I've said or done, then say so.
I'm sorry you feel the way you do.
Did you truly have a point? You are making a judgment about our feelings based on 24 comments in a 7 hour period. How dare you attempt to judge us. You must be someone who threatened to leave and no one begged you to stay.
You do not know our feelings. You do not know how upset we are about Katherine and others. So, get off your high unicorn and have a nice day.
Oh, you are wrong, unicorn. I have been around much, much longer than you think. And no, I am not one who threatened to leave and was not begged to stay. That is not an issue.
I used to think I knew the feelings of people here. I thought they were kind, decent people. Many of them are. But the events of late have shown me a side that I never thought existed in some people.
I won't say anymore, which I am sure you will be pleased to hear. I do not wish to rip the rose coloured glasses from anyone's eyes.
To those who did make this a lovely place for a while, thank you. It did mean a lot to me.
Well, see, I have a problem with someone throwing the word 'hypocrite' around.
Since it wasn't directed at anyone imparticular, I'll ASSume you meant anyone and everyone.
I am no hypocrite. I make my opinions known and I don't make 'anonymous' comments. If I don't agree with something, I say so. If I don't understand something, I'll ask. If someone disagrees with me, I'll hear their argument.
Bottom line is you're wrong and I'm done.
Eating peanuts in an angry fashion because of the Anon.
More later.
Don't choke! ^_^
Oh my.
Well, thanks to PPU, I will regularly use the phrase "Get off your high unicorn."
Secondly, yes, Pencey Prep i'twas. :) I screamed "motherfucker" a little too loud last night, but it's whatever.
Thirdly, I wish people would stop making assumptions because this will have been the second or third time this week it's happened.
Anonymous: People have tried to contact GV. We are worried. But, we can do nothing until she comes back and says what is or isn't wrong. We're stuck if you haven't noticed. We can only voice our words of concern and hope they get through.
Now, hand me a peanut.
food anon, i have peanut M&M's.
nah nah na nah nah, you know you're jealous.
-snacks anon
Yes, yes I am.
This is such a bland, mediocre day.
There isn't a thing to think about.
Except that you two are making me hungry.
Earth weighs 5,972,000,000, 000,000,000,000 tons.
If you aren't Kapunua, which I highly doubt you are, she's gonna come getchu!!! ;)
And how the hell did they weigh Earth? Hmm?
1. There's not scale that big.
2. Shit in space is weightless.
'Splain.
*not a
There's not a scale that big.
What the?
What's going on in here?
X_X
hello guys!
Hey SMOOOOOKE! Hey FASC!
Pencey Prep for you. The Used for me!
And the Anonymouse gave me something to think about, but in turn, they only made me question how the Earth got weighed in the first place.
So, to answer your question, I dunno!
HEY MUUUUSSTTTAAARRRDD!!!!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
We yell lots at each other.
Or you yell lots at me and I yell back.
Same difference, right? ;)
^_^
What you up to?
Smoke:
Not much. Doing some reading and listening to music. Same old :)
Donuter:
Why'd you do that? If it were pizza, we could'a said you were a Pizza Slut.
(Credit: Food Anon Who Is Not PPU)
maybe i'll be a pizza hut slut for dinner.
I know you do!
Come and get me!
O_o
*runs away*
Pizza makes me not like it. Must be all of the spices. You have fun with that, okay Anon? :)
i don't want you, i want a twinkie.
Oh my good GOD!
What the hell?
Anon...
I don't want you, I want to GO HOME!!!!
GRRRR!!!!
*sings*
Don't you want me, baby?
Don't you want me? Oh Whoa!
Who said anything about that, huh Anon?! I don't have a twinkie. You'll have to rummage elsewhere.
Can I rummage in your trunk?
Do you want to ride me?
O_O
Mustard,
I think you started something.
I am supposed to be the only cute anon around here.
Who me?
Never
I think you got some competition, PPU.
Never, I am in my own head most of the time!
I would lose to your beautiful tiara! 0_o
Well, of course you would! ^_~
i need a fix, i'm going through twinkie withdrawal.
sorry that was me deleting. i was just telling the anons at mayos they are boring!
Eat me!
got wrong place!
duh!
What's a twinke?
Hey FASC!
A Twinkie without the I!
A twinke in your eye!
Whatever you desire, baby!
thank you twinkie. last night i had a twinkie intervention and tomorrow i'm checking into rehab.
suck my delicious white filling
erm i'd rather not???!!!
hahahahahah
Ok, yuck.
Delete?
I do not find these anons amusing. Just putting that out there.
okay, sorry.
Yeah, me either. I'm gonna delete the 'sucking' comments cuz that's just gross.
I would like to inform you that I was only woodern horse, rummage, competition and twinke. The filthy ones are not I. I will go away, I was only playing untill it all turned sour
Good Bye
For what it's worth, my comment was not lacivious in the least and was not intended to me as misconstrued as it was.
So, let's try this once more without vulgarity.
Hey Smoke! Hey PPU! Hey FASC!
It's cool.
No biggie. Just gets out of hand sometimes.
*to be
Hey Mustard!
I turned to Leathermouth instead of Pencey Prep this afternoon.
Kinda makes me want to kick a door down. ^_^
BOO! I scared YOU!
MUSTARDDDDDDDDD!
Thanks!
What ya doin?
Um, nothing. Trying to get people to come tell us if they're okay.
I see you're getting read to start cleaning :(
I can totally rock the blog and clean like at the same time.
So? Nobody has heard from Sparkle?
I ♥ PPU!
Are you all jealous?
Fuck yeah, you totally are. I can see it.
Don't be jealous. Green never did look good on you.
:)
Solly is rocking hard tonight. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Does anyone even care? I don't mean care about me. I mean care about how crazy I am. See and now I am like talking to myself.
Can I just go on record and yes I know I can because this is my blog and I can say what I want here, but can I just say that people irritate the fuck out of me on a daily basis. Working for the public will suck everything that is good and pure out of your soul. I swear. People just always want more. They whine and cry and piss and moan and yell and scream and point fingers and lay blame and make demands and threaten and lie and cheat and well, they rarely surprise me. You can hand them the moon and stars on a silver platter and they would still ask for the motherfucking sun. What is this shit? You didn't pull down the sun for me. Well, no sir, no I didn't. It's pretty hot. It's very hard to handle. Well, I'm just not satisfied. I talked to someone the other day and THEY said that YOU gave them the moon, the stars, and the sun. Well, yes sir, that's true, but that was a totally different circumstance. They ordered the sun. Well I ordered the sun too. I can't help it that your office lost my paperwork. So now bring me the sun or I want to see your supervisor. So you drop your head, mutter under your breath, burn your hands and bring that motherfucker the sun. Knowing all the while that nobody would bother to bring the sun to you.
That's the kind of day that I've had.
It's fucking life for you.
I'm sorry your day was shitty. Hopefully it will get better.
Tomorrow. :)
I'll be back in about an hour. Will you survive?
I wanna come back and hear me some Gloria Gaynor, so prepare yourself!
From across a crowded room, our eyes meet. Why do I feel that I have seen you before? And now, the way you're looking at me, it feels as if you can see the contents of my soul.
And then I realize.......
you farted
Yes Mustard. I will survive. I'm pretty good at keeping myself company.
And then I realize, I know exactly where I have seen you before. You have been following me for a while now. You are the one who speaks to me. You are the one who hears me.
I want to stay frozen in this moment forever, but I notice you have turned your back and started to walk away.
Should I go against everything I fear and run after you? It must be a quick decision because I am losing you. My feet just won't move. They are cemented to the ground. Move, damnit. I can barely see you anymore. I break into a run. There are so many people. I can't reach you. And just like that, you disappear.
I turn and ask someone next to me if they saw you and they give me a puzzled, concerned look. They shake their head and tell me that they haven't seen anyone in the room like that at all. They tell me I should sit down and that I look like I have seen a ghost.
Am I losing my mind? I stand there, alone. Questioning my own sanity. Wondering if I will ever see you again?
Anon,
No I didn't. YOU did.
Did you eat Mexican for lunch?
Ewwww. Anon, you stink. >_<
Smoke,
You like my story?
I do like your story. Cuz I live it everyday, too. ^_^
Stupid sonsofbitches. What about me? What about what Smoke wants?
Meffers.
Yeah, that story was cool but I mean my make believe story. My ghost story.
What story? What are you talking about? I missed that.
Nevermind, I totally missed that.
Yes, I like the ghost story!
You're just saying that to pacify me and get me to shut up.
Don't tell me what I'm saying.
You don't know what I'm saying.
Now...
Shut the hell up. ^_~
Hey, so tonight blows.
Massive.
I don't know where to start first.
:)
Me either, Mustard.
I'm just like....ick.
Who or what are we blowing?
I'd rather blow something up.
FIRE! FIRE!
*sings "Liar, Liar"*
I don't know.
Let's start with my head, because it's pounding again.
My temples kinda feel like they're going to pop.
Not sure if that's possible. :)
Mustard,
Did you like my ghost story?
Of course.
I thought you were looking for you.
Well it's to be continued.....
MissT????????????
Where are you?
I'm hungry. I don't know what I want for supper. I hate that. It's like I have gotten past the point of being just a little bit hungry but not starving so now I am just indecisive about the whole ordeal.
Pancakes? hmmmm
Can't wait to see what happens.
I wanted to finish it with, "...and it was only make believe."
I suck at story telling.
My god solly are you pshyic? I have just refreshed this page after catching up at mayos and here you are calling out. How are you sweetie?
Hello Mustard sweetie. How are you babes?
Thanks for your shout outs. I've been busy and working. Thank you for visiting my blog sweetie. I love how you look after me.
skips they make your feet feel fine, skips they cost a dollar ninety nine.
MissT,
We are strangely connected on some level. I have no doubt about it.
How are you?
Anon,
We always called them Bo-bo's.
I'm good thanks solly, a little tired.
How's you doing sweetie?
Hungry and mouthy but otherwise fine as wine.
I wouldn't recognise you if you weren't mouthy.
Are you being foul mouhted again sweetie?
Not too bad, MissT, but give me time.
What you gonna get to eat, O' hungry one?
Ummmm, I am thinking about some boiled shrimp and french fries and maybe a salad.
Boy, we sure do need something fun to do in here. We have a black cloud of doom hanging over.
We need some big time fun around here solly.
What do you suggest?
MissT,
I don't know. It seems no one is in the mood for big time fun.
What do you think?
Well, it would be good to have that ball we talked about.
What can we do to make it fun?!
MUSSSSSSSSSTTAAAAAAAAARD!
We want to have your ball.
Remember?
Where did she go?
Hi M sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice try solly ha ha ha!
Don't give up yet, MissT. It could still work.
What can we play?
I am here.
Now I'm waiting :)
I spy with my little eye something beginning with G F .
You get three guesses before I tell you.
MissT,
Damnit I am thinking.
What does that mean? Does it begin with G?
It means it's two words.
with GF?
hmmm...like a person.
Gerard and Frank!
YESSSSSS! where are they?
G--- f------
Nope, two more trys.
person place or thing.
Glow
Look around this page solly.
what do you see?
Great Friends
Anonymous said...
I have the email comments box ticked too. This was an anonymous post at DM today.
"Anonymous Anonymous said...
Hypocrites.
You all seem to be more concerned with making sure your beloved pretty unicorn is welcome and happy than you are that no one has heard from someone who threatened suicide (or do YOU know anything PPU?) or that people you called your friends have left, some of them possibly for good.
I used to think this was such a wonderful place of unity and concern for each other's well-being.
Now I know better. I am leaving too.
Hope you all have a "lovely, peaceful, sunshiny day."
12:49 PM, February 22, 2008"
But that comment came here first before it got deleted under a logged in name. The comment was from Original Punks J. "Some of your friends have left, possibly for good." Obviously talking about L.
Anyone who has that box ticked saw them write that and then delete it.
February 22, 2008 9:26 PM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Original Punks, YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT.
If you read the comments with the black background, instead of the white, everyone knows you can see WHO deleted the comment.
At 12:29 today, YOU DELETED YOUR COMMENT. BECAUSE YOU MISTAKENLY POSTED IT UNDER YOUR NAME.
NO ONE POSTED AS YOU. It has an orange B and when you click on your name, it goes to YOUR profile. So, are you saying someone stole your account information?
YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT. PLEASE TELL US WHY YOU CALLED US ALL HYPOCRITES.
February 22, 2008 9:48 PM
Did I guess right?
You win solly.
Your turn.
That was a great one, MissT!
We are awesome.
I spy with my little eye..
I suck at this.
on this page....
_ _ _ N _ _ _ _ T _ _ _ _ _ _ S
We so are M.
This is a toughie solly.
I will brb....ya'll ponder on it.
Can I buy a vowel?
Hee hee M
Is it three words solly?
Yes its three words
_ _ _ N _ _
_ _ T_ _ _
_ _ _ S
Is it a person, or a thing?
I want an 'A.'
Give it to me.
:)
Working for the public will suck everything that is good and pure out of your soul. I swear.
HEAR HEAR! I try to avoid it at all costs.
Things
_ _ AN_ _
another vowel please solly.
Hi RW sweetie!
Is the first word orange?
Hullo, Miss T! :)
Hullo also, Sdock :)
So I hear Frank has left the South American tour? Or did he just not plat the one night? Anybody know?
Sdock, you're hard!
Hey RW! Not really sure on the status of Frank right now. Just hoping everything's alright.
Can't help but worry, you know?
Hullo, Mustard :D
I hear you. I always fret a bit whenever Frank has to bow out of a performance.
Anywya, I have a phone date with a friend out west, so I must sign off now. Be back later...
Have fun! :)
First word is
ORANGE
franks little toes
Sdock, I have nothing on your puzzle.
I really have no idea where to begin O_O
See you, RW! Have fun!
I swear I am not drunk.
Can I have another vowel from the remaining tow words solly?
Orange
Juice
DAMN ITIITITITI!
I will have to think about that one solly.
I am off to bed guys, have fun, see you tomorrow.
Luv ya!
ORANGE
LITTLE
BEES
DAMN IT!!!
This game is hard!
It's like hang man, but with a noose that just keeps you dangling!
Are you still here?
Sdock?
Boo?
Hey RW!
I was just seeing if Sdock was going to pop back in.
No goodnight to Mayo yet, so? I don't know.
Hullo again, Mustard :D
So, what's up? Has Solly disappeared?
Well, I don't think she's disappeared, but she hasn't written a goodnight to Mayo.
Maybe she layed low tonight because of the events at Mayo's O_O
I hope everything's okay though.
Maybe her guy was complaining.
I've been mostly staying away from Mayo's the past couple of days. It's gotten very uncivilized in there lately.
Could have been, RW. I hope she's okay.
I'm gonna go ahead and head out. I'll see you around tomorrow!
Sleep well when you do!
I'm heading off too.
Have a good night, Mustard :)
Hey RW I was wondering if you were about I hadn't seen you, but you're off so hope you have sweet dreams
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