...that everything comes together.
...that it all falls apart.
...that it gets blown away.
...that you realize you really are happy
or that you're not.
...that is just like yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and
absolutely
NOTHING HAPPENS!
Or maybe it did and you missed it.
Wrong place
Wrong time
And all that fucking bullshit.
So
What will your day bring?
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no competition today! i think kass is sick. i haven't seen PP anywhere.
beat you though dalai lama!!!and you princess!
morning sdock!!!
Damn!!!
OMG!
Simplify
Testify
Identify
Rectify
Stir, Stir!
I just saw Kid Rock's new video and it is awesome!
Woo-hoo!
Gonna be a Bob Ritchie kind of day!
*puffing like a 2-packs a day singer*
Oh for goodness sake! You have to be joking me.
I ran, and ran, and ran, and still didn't make it in time here.
Bugger.
*sits down in a snit on the porch*
*pulls out a cigarette*
[With] warmheartedness...there is no room to exploit or to bully others.
Good morning DL.
It's been a pleasure to see you around these mornings.
Cigarette?
dalai lama said...
[With] warmheartedness...there is no room to exploit or to bully others.
Is spitting in their eye okay?
I would do it with much love.
Hey FASC, Princess, DL, and PP!
I feel a little.....
NO, I feel a LOT of the devil in me this morning.
hi princess, PP,dalai lama, sdock!!!
great to see you all!!
PP you crack me up!!
Time for me to go and see what kind of trouble I can start or perhaps get myself knee deep in.....
See you all after 5.
Miss me yet?
Fuck yes, you do.
*exhales out of side of mouth*
Later Solly. Be bad.
Hi FASC.
Hi princess.
Hey PP!
Ya know, I've been thinking. I have come to the conclusion that Solly is sabotaging the DM race. I think she is calling FASC to let her know the exact moment she posts.
^_~
Whaddya think?
Hey DL!
Warmheartedness. DL, if my heart warmed up it would melt.
Then I'd have no heart at all. ^_^
Blueberry muffin for breakfast.
More later.
Sausage biscuit for me, Food Anon.
Bottle of water.
And a bag of chips. Salt and Vinegar, no doubt.
^_^
No more later. That's it. I'm done.
I do not know how you can eat so unhealthy and stay so hubba hubba.
^_^
I'm special. That's why I'm a princess.
Really, I guess I should thank my mother for that.
Ya know, I've been thinking. I have come to the conclusion that Solly is sabotaging the DM race. I think she is calling FASC to let her know the exact moment she posts.
dammit sdock our secret is out!!
FASC, I've missed you!!!!!
hello here aswell anima!!
Haha!
PPU said "hubba hubba."
I thought it was funny :)
Smoke:
You must have good genes!
How's everyone? Can't stay, but just checking in.
Tell Anima I said hello if she comes by. And MISST, TOO! Where is that woman?!
*Waves* HI MUSTARD!!!!!
BOO!
I ain't ate shit yet.
I'm at my house for lunch.
Now, what can I find to munch on?
Hey all!
I don't know but bring me sumfin'.
I ain't bringing you shit.
Bring me sumfin.
I am eating a pickle right now and it's so good.
I love pickles. Dill pickles. The salty the vinegar the way they crunch in your mouth. Just the perfect combination of tastes. It pops on my tongue.
So, when do we get to see your new fabulous hair?
Take a pic and put it up so we can see if you are more hubba hubba than usual.
Come on, do it, do it!
Mmmkay so my lunch just consisted of 2 pickle spears, a swig or 2 of water, and an excedrin migraine.
Pretty hard core, right?
Fuck yes, because that's how I roll.
Fast and out of control.
Someone is mighty manic today...yep, it is I.
I thought Mondays were supposed to be manic.
No, that is a common misconception.
Tuesday is the real manic day.
WHAT??
Yeah, that's what I said.
PPU,
Do you not wish to converse with me anymore? I am oh so lonely out here with all my selves.
I only have 5 more minutes and then I have to return back to my desk.
What the hell is wrong with you today? Good God.
You need to take a chill pill.
Jeez.
I'll take my pic later. You know I have to primp first. It's pretty damn blonde. Not exactly platinum but alot blonder than it has been in a loooooooooong time.
Now go away. Go back to work.
Well, We're off...me and my 32 other personalities. We'll be back later. I'm not sure how many will come home with me though. I might bring home a couple of new ones.
Mayo, dude, I hope you're ready to hear from me tonight. I have a feeling this could be a long one.
Anima, I am so glad you're back. I missed you!
Later....
Food Anon,
Where the hell did you go?
No lunch?
I had a bag of barbecue chips.
No More. I'm done. It sucked.
I missed Sdock? O, ye gods, why hath your wrath rained down upon me?
I am so sorry I missed you, doll face.
HELLO
anyone here?????
*knocks on door*
Is anyone home?
Does anyone remember me?
MISST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god!!! I'm so glad to see you!!!!
DO NOT MAKE ME DRAG YOUR ASS BACK TO THIS PORCH!
MissT, we've missed you, as Kapunua would say, "LIKE WHOA."
MissT!!!!!!!!
*runs in, squeezes you, licks your face and runs out*
I hope to see you later on sweetie. We have missed you so very much!!!!
Miss t is that you?
MissT!!!!!!!!!! Where are you?
*stumbles back from amazing welcome back*
God I've missed you guys sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much.
How the hell are you all?
Miss t runs up and grabs her and gives her a great big bear hug.
*lines everyone up and goes down the line snogging each one of you*
MissT,
I wrote in my note to Mayo on Sunday night how much I missed you. Did you see it yet? I think you would like it.
This is the best day ever! Yay!
Don't ever leave me for that long ever again.
I almost got way lost like a whole bunch of times.
I haven't read the comments at mayos yet, i just dived right in. But I promise I will sdock.
MissT,
It's on the previous post and I just wanted you to know how much you were missed here.
Yay! It's party time!
MissT?
Will you do your streaking again?
Um, I've sorta been doing it, but no one believes that it's body suit. And you do it, like, one million times better than I ever could ;)
MIIISSSSS TTTTTTTT!!!
YOU’RE BAAAAAAAACKKKKK!
*runs towards MissT and hugs her for at least a couple of minutes*
I missed you!!!
Gotta go feed my doggies, but I will be back shortly.
Hi Bella sweetie *huge hugs* how are you babes?
*Shakes ass just for the amazing Anima.*
*shrugs out of clothes and streakes across blog* *struts back slowly to pile of clothes*
I thinks I'll stay nekked for a while, anyone care to join me? Mustard?
Don't be too long woth the dogs sdock or I'll miss you all over again.
I've missed you too faraway.
* A huge snog to send you on your way*
See you tomorrow sweetie.
DG's dad has died suddenly. She is at her mum's and hasn't got access to the internet. She texted me and asked me to put a the poem on her blog. The funeral is Friday and she will be staying at her mum's for a while afterwards.
I promised not to go into details but that is the situation guys. please send your thoughts to her.
***STREAKS AROUND THE BACKYARD JUST FOR MISST!!!***
Wanna go to Mayo's ;)
MissT?
What's DG's blog address?
That's horrible and I feel the need to say something to her.
hello, is there anyone in here?
i am in class so you all have to be quiet hehehehe.
how are you all?
xx
I'm fine, thanks.
I'm so happy you're back!
How've you been?
So...Bikey, where are you?
Oh shit...I'm so sorry.
MissT, please, let her know I'll think about her.
Hi Fim babes, how are you sweetie?
DG's page is:
http://deigratia69.blogspot.com/
Hey Fim!
Who's the naughty toad, now?! You're teacher's gonna kick you out! ;)
MissT, I totally missed the part where she didn't have internet access.
Will you please tell her that I'm so sorry, and that I'm thinking about her and her family.
This just blows big time.
omg, i am going to be found out so i have to go and hide.
i will be back later to jump on you miss t and spanky ou silly
bye bye, wish me luck. i feel like g i jane
dun dun dun
xx
I can't wait for the spanking Fim.
See you later sweetie.
I shall let DG know that everyone is thinking about her.
She didn't want to make a big fuss about all this. But she did want me to post the poem for her so I hope you all like it.
I am baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
*snogs sdock*
Sdock!
Hey!
Secondly, you gotsta change the blog title to "Today Could Be The Day..........WE FOUND MISST!"
And, I kinda sorta ripped on you at Mayo's ;)
Aw mustard, you are making me blush.
What do you mean you ripped on me at Mayo's? I'm lost.
*is enjoying some MissT loving*
Your comment about having a party.
I could not resist the temptation :)
Guys, I have to go.
MissT, again welcome back home! ;)
See you tomorrow.
Love you all!
*HUGS & KISSES*
Goodnight, Bella! Sweet dreams! See you tomorrow :)
Oh yeah I left that door wide open for someone to walk right in....
Hheheheehh!
Goodnight Bella sweetie. Hi again, I missed you.
tony stewart is so fat when he got hit by a bus,he said "Who threw that rock?"
jr rules
Hi anon, how are you?
OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Hi Jr Anon!
2 snaps and a twist for you! I think I'm in love.
I love people who make me laugh.
Hey sdock, I thought you loved me hee hee!
MissT,
I do fucking love you. I have love to spare. So much fucking love just waiting and wanting to be given away.
Jr Anon,
Keep em coming. I can't wait to hear the Princess scream!
sdock, you are one of the most loving people here.
*wishes she knew who Tony Stewart was*
tony stewart is so fat he has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongous, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
jr rules
MissT,
Tony Stewart is a Nascar racer dude. He is the Smoke and the 20 in S&V20 name.
Muahahah!
*wishes she could kiss Jr Anon*
Anonymous:
Where do you get all of these. I don't know who the guy is, but your jokes are great anyway!
sdock, would I be right in guessing that he is quite the chubster.
tony stewart is so fat when he steps on a scale it says "To be continued".
jr rules
Lawl.
You have the hookup with Google, dontcha Anon? ;)
MissT,
Let's just say that Tony is ummmm snuggly.
Pudgy....maybe.
And he probably has never met a doughnut he didn't like.
Nice one sdock.
tony stewart is so fat, he sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
jr rules
Oooh, that one was a little nasty.
I like it.
Sdock sweetie, I have just read what you wrote about me to mayo. I am blubbing all over the computer keys.
You are so special sweetie, I love you so much.
Now hand me a tissue before I end up snotting everywhere.
I am waiting for S&V to post pics of her fabulous new hair!
Hi RW!
Does S&V have new hair? Yay we want pix.
She is ultra blonde now, Miss T. Me wanna see!
I also have a new hairdo, but no pics, alas :/
this is the last joke for tonight.
tony stewart is so stupid, he sold his car for gasoline money
goodnight, jr rules
That sounds great RW. What is your new hair like?
PPU, your cow article yesterday made me go vegetarian. Just thought I'd let you know.*
*Okay, other things made me go veggie too & it's been coming for a while, but the cow article was the show stopper, so to speak.
It's the same colour, Miss T (wine), but is now a very short pixie cut, sort of like this.
MissT,
When I wrote that to Mayo the other night, I was crying. It was my heart talking and it missed you so much. And I just thought it needed to be said and I wanted you to come back and know how much we missed you and how special you are to me.
RW,
I saw the cow story that PPU was talking about the other night on Inside Edition and it make me shudder. It was terrible.
Jr Anon,
Thank you for the smiles.
WTF?
I missed the Jr. Anon? Now Tony is not just fat but he's stupid, too? Oh man, but see....Jr is the one who got on the radio and admitted to wrecking to cause a caution. WTF? Who does that?
Duh. Jr does. Cuz he's stupidest.
Damn. I'll get you back, Jr Anon. ^_~
Hey errbody!
Guess what?
*Princess is channeling her inner Kid Rock
I'M GOING PLATINUM!
I WENT PLATINUM!
YEAH!
Woo-hoo!
How is everyone? Ok, I'm gonna post pics of my before and after tomorrow. I gots to style it first.
You guys know how I am by now. Did you expect any different? Really though, I went and got in the tanning bed so now it just wouldn't be like.....niiiiice.
YAY! I'm not a dirty blonde anymore.
RW that's lovely hair.
Sdock, those words were beautiful and I am so touched. You mean so much to me sweetie, I hope you know that.
I can't wait to see the pics S&V. You'll look as stunning as you always do.
You'll always be dirty Salt & Vinegar, you'll just be blonder ;)
Hey Princess Hubba Hubba!
MissT,
I do know and that's why I love you.
resurrected wreck said...
You'll always be dirty Salt & Vinegar, you'll just be blonder ;)
You're right, RW. I will always be dirty. ^_^
We wouldn't want you any other way, S&V! :D
OMG!
American Idol is on.
They are in HOTlanta!
Woo-hoo!
Sdock, keep your eyes peeled for a local!
See you guys in a little bit!
XOXO,
S&V20
Aw Sdock, we are having a mutual love thing happening here.
You missed my severed toe story on the weekend, Miss T.
But maybe you won't think that's a bad thing...
MissT,
You betcha we do. No doubt.
See you later S&V.
We sure do sdock.
RW, I would love to hear that story.
Well, Miss T, I made my birthday hair appointment (Saturday) a couple of weeks in advance, but found out on Friday that my hairdresser had nearly completely severed the big toe on her right foot a couple of days previous (some accident involving getting it caught on a canvas bag, I'm a bit blurry on the details). I was susprised that she hadn't contacted me to postpone my appointment, but she was still cheerily taking appointments. She's just having to stay at home (She can only wear flip-flops, can't put on winter boots or any other closed-toe shoes at the moment) and has a rather inpressive Frankentoe.
How the hell do you almost sever your toe on a canvas bag.
At least she did your hair though.
What a trooper ha ha ha!
How the hell do you almost sever your toe on a canvas bag.
That's exactly what I was wondering! Must have been something sharp in it.
At least she did your hair though.
What a trooper ha ha ha!
I know! Actually, she's the second hairdresser I've had who insisted on carrying on even through grevious injury. They're tougher than soldiers, these salon people!
I am off to shower, shall be back in, oh, about 15 minutes...
See ya later RW.
*is back*
:D
I am having trouble loading Mayo!
I am having trouble loading Mayo!
:(
Mayo's comments section gets filled up really quickly these days. Do you remember the days when he used to only get a couple hundred comments total per post? Ah, those were the days...
Yeah, but that's totally our fault. What with FuckFest and kickball and getting naked and throwing parties and stuff.
Well guys, I am off for the night.
Love you ALL!
Catch you tomorrow!
MissT, Welcome Back!
'Night, Sdock :) See you tomorrow!
Goodnight sdock, sweet dreams.
I shall see you tomorrow sweetie.
Time for me to head to bed. Night night, everyone :)
Goodnight RW sweetie.
See you tomorrow.
PUT YOUR ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY GIFTS UP!
We have until the tenth or maybe eleventh to get them in, then we're gonna announce it, okay? Have fun! :D
What, is there a bomb going off or something?
-A
YES.
That explains why you wanted us all over here. XD
-A
oh fer cryin' out loud...
it was just about the valentine's day thing? why didn't i figure that out?
*duh*
ok.
nothing to do with me then.
Anti Valentine's TJ. And I couldn't say it at Mayo's because it's a surprise.
yep, i get that. my brain was just on "hold" at that moment i guess.
and anti- or regular, still nothing to do with me. fun idea, though.
:)
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