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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
155 comments:
you guys bring laughter to me at 6.30 in the morning
ha
toodles people, i am off to class. have fun and well done fasc, i hope you danced around everyone for first place.
bye bye
Boo!
Geez, I'm so late I may as well just wait here for tomorrow's post!
Those who are wise practice love
Morning, DL
I got a couple of folks in mind that I would like to practice my loving on......
0_0
That's awfully saucy talk for so early in the morning!
Well, I already got saucy in Mayo with my oral stimulation (talk).....so....
And down we go....
Oh dear!
Guys,
I hope you all have a most sexciting Monday!
I'll see ya on the other side of five.
Behave....
Not you, PPU....I meant everyone else.
Bye, Solly! Have a good day :)
Why do I have to work? Why?
GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Do Not Want To!
Greetings all!
I don't think I've been here before.
Referred to as the porch, correct?
Well, I'm going to sit my big fat butt down with a glass of orange/carrot juice and enjoy the wintry scenic view.
I think I had something relevant to add but I'm so fucking tired I forgot.
Moose are cute!
GV, you are a most exciting addition to the porch.
Hey GV!
Mishchief is that you?
If so, how dare you not speak to me.
I'm hurt.
>.<
Well, screw it.
That present I had for ya?
Well, it's definitely mine now. I'll just keep it for myself.
Hi, Princess.
I think I'm going to stop by Mayo's for a moment. Actually write a letter to the guy.
OH MY LORD am I tired.
Thank you, anonymous. I love you, whoever you are.
I love you too, Princess.
Must stay awake.
Go to bed, GV.
I would if I could. ^_^
XOXO,
Princess
Forgive me for taking you for granted. I am always happy to see you, S&M!
Now I will have my present, please.
Well, I suppose I'll let you have it.
Trouble is, you're still going to have to wait until tomorrow.
Stupif meffin' firewalls won't let me do what I want here.
GRRRRRR!!!
So, you will just have to wait. 'Kay?
Okay. Don't have much of a choice now do you?
^_~
I guess I will have to wait, but I will not do it happily.
You know I like to torture you. ^_^
oooo, did someone mention torture?
Oh my god, this why I shouldn't type when I'm mostly asleep.
Then I'm way, way too honest.
Yes, GV. Torture.
You see, the unicorn and I have a special relationship. They are rather mischievous and tend to cause trouble. I am here to keep them in line.
It's how we keep the balance here in BlogBelieve.
Honestly though, I torture them because it's just alot of fun.
Ah, sadism! It has a special place in my big black heart.
I am curious how torturing the unicorn keeps the balance, but I guess I haven't been hanging out around here lately enough to just understand.
I will simply accept.
It's probably better that way, GV.
Don't ask too many questions, ya know?
Right, PPU?
PPU agrees. ^_^
It sounds like you have PPU tied up in your basement, next to your computer.
Simultaneously disturbing and horribly amusing.
Actually, I keep PPU tied to the porch post.
That way they can't leave DM.
Every now and then, they find a way to get loose and they trot their little purple ass inside Mayo's house but I always snatch them back outside before they can cause any real damage.
Hmmm.
From the way you speak, it would appear that PPU is more than one person.
I am now terribly curious and I have drank a cup of double strength typhoo tea so I'm feeling a little more aware.
You have to watch our little horsey friend. PPU comes in many shades of purple.
Alright, gotta go work.
Hey, GV? You won't let the unicorn run wild will you? ^_~
Toodles for now!
XOXO,
Princess
I promise I'll keep the unicorn in check!
I'm a good baby sitter.
dalai lama said...
Those who are wise practice love
Can we practice it alone?
BWAHAAH!!
Sorry.
Good morning, porch dwellers! Hope you are all having a lovely and fine morning. ^_^
GV, the Princess is a little paranoid and assumes I am the source of much mischief on the Mayo blog. I say NAY, my sweet!
So, what do you do all night with blood?
I bathe in it, of course!
No, no. I label blood that has been divided into its components, i.e. red cells, platelets, plasma.
Uh oh, need more tea. Getting tired. Any more questions? Perhaps I can glean some of your delicious personality by seeing what questions you ask.
I'm just used to being the person always asking the questions... But this is a good exercise.
You have made several references to feeling like a man in a woman's body? Do you really feel that way?
Unfortunately, I must be off. I'll probably be roaming about later because suddenly I'm feeling my usual outrageous social self returning again.
I love all of you!
I can not wait to read it. Sleep well.
hey princess are you here?
i just wanted to ask if sd10 was ok, she normally on the porch most of the night but she hasnt been around a lot lately. is she still ill. could you tell her i said hi please.
and thank you for wat you said in mayos.
Hey, FS!
She's feeling better. I think she's just been busy. Plus her dude was home all weekend too, ya know how that is.
GRRRR!!!!
god he is a bloody nuasance (spelling)
does he know that she is wanted here by people all over the world.
princess i think you need to show him your iara and your mirror.
that it TIARA not iara.
well fim's keyboard is having a lazy day today
He's seen my tiara and my mirror and he does not like them.
>_<
He calls me names.
I call him names, too.
We have an odd relationship. I think we tolerate one another.
well he shold be scared of the princess. have you seen the song in mayos? funny hey
SMOOOOOOOOOKE!!!
I yelled first ;)
How's it going out here?!
dirty bird
MUSTARD. >_<
I said....
MUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTAAAAARRRRDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, that's better.
God, I so like need to work right now. I just don't want to!
Fimble:
Naughty toad.
;)
Smoke:
It's Monday. We should not have to work on Mondays. Nor should we have to work on Fridays. Or Wednesdays, 'cause that's the middle of the week and no one wants to work on Hump Day.
:)
Tuesdays are no good either because House comes on and that's just enough right there.
Thursdays, well I guess I should work on Thursday because it's my pay-day. ^_^
GIMME MONEY!
Show me the money.
Show me the money!
SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!
SHOOOOOW MEEE THE MONEEEEEY!!!!!!
That was a good movie before I started to detest Tom Cruise.
oh well if i ama toad splash then come here and give me a big wet sloppy kiss.
*chases splash for a kiss*
catch you laters ok.
bye bye
Byeeee!
I'm hungry.
Food Anon,
What's for lunch today?
Spaghetti and garlic bread.
What are you having?
More later.
Zaxby's with a lemonade.
Yum-yum.
I do not know what that is, S&M.
WHAT????
Guess that answers my question about you living in the South, huh?
They have nothing but chicken strips and salads.
It's very, very good.
PPU?
Are you Food Anon, too?!
Gosh, spaghetti sounds good actually.
I never liked spaghetti. I love Italian food but not spaghetti.
Go figure.
Yes, MIB. I was being my cute self that day and thought it would be funny.
You should be Food Anon more often ;)
I thought it was funny when you said you were 'sucking on a peppermint.'
It struck me odd.
I don't really like Italian food, and by Italian I mean all that cheese O_O, but I like Spaghetti.
I also dislike ground meat, so I normally make Spaghetti with turkey meat instead. :)
*feels like Martha Stewart*
You may need to suck on another one after eating that garlic bread. ^_^
*can't believe there are people who exists who don't like spaghetti* 0_0
After this abuse, I do not know why anyone would want to eat beef.
Are you a vegetarian unicorn, PPU?
Believe it or not, Solly told me about that story, PPU.
I can honestly say that I could live the rest of my life not eating beef. I don't eat steak anyway. I'll eat an occasional hamburger but not very often.
Wouldn't bother me a bit.
Same, S&V. I'm not vegetarian, but I probably could be fairly easily. I rarely eat red meat (it doesn't agree with my digestion), and I don't care for chicken.
Love seafood, though.
I slip up sometimes with fish, RW, but for the most part, I am a vegetarian.
There's not a whole lot that I do eat. I don't like steak. Yuck. I'm not fond of seafood just the occasional catfish. (Fried, no doubt)
I don't like shrimp. Yuck.
I do eat mostly chicken but I have to say, the older I get the less I eat.
I like pork such as barbecue and ribs but I hate pork chops. Yuck.
Yeah, I could easily be a vegetarian.
I might as well be vegitarian. I eat like a freakin' rabbit eats.
The only meat I will eat is chicken or, like I said, turkey.
Then there's shrimp. I like it.
But, as far as Moo-moo's? No.
PPU:
Did you make a conscious decision to be vegitarian, or do you just not like meat?
*vegetarian.
It's gonna be one of those days again.
I need to stay away from anything deep fried. It upsets my stomach.
Pasta and veggies are favourite foods. And nearly anything from the sea.
I could live off of nothing but raw vegetables and fruit, I swear.
LHM gets that from me, too. He likes his steak though. LOVES IT.
The kid won't eat macaroni and cheese. WTF?
Every kid is supposed to eat mac and cheese!
Damn, I misspelled the same word TWICE?!
I think I was thinking "veggie." And it all came out wrong. :(
Every kid is supposed to eat mac and cheese!
I've got a friend whose 9 year old son refuses to eat junk food of any kind - no chips, no pizza, no candy - and will chastise the rest of the family for doing so.
Going to head over to the mall for a bit. Have a good afternoon, everyone :)
Ok, RW. Buy me sumfin'.
^_^
Hello all on the porch, which just may very well be no one! :(
*sits down on the swing*
How are we all today?
*starts gently rocking swing back and forth*
*falls off the swing*
Oops!
*blushes*
Never thought I'd say this, but, well, here it goes. Thank you, PPU, for posting what you did. ^_^
Incidentally, Princess, my Mom called me from Disneyworld to tell me that they were selling tiaras and she had thought of you. ^_^
Awwwww!!!! YAY! ^_^
Hi hi hi!
Food talk? Okee!
I eat beef sometimes, but I prefer chicken. Pork, yes, fish, yes, but mostly chicken for me! I love pasta, I could eat it every single day. Seafood is yummy, but it's too expensive here to eat it very often.
I love veggies, there's not a vegetable I won't eat. (Kapunua, don't go there!) I'm not so good with fruit, though; most fruits taste really sour to me. So I tend to eat veggies much more often than fruit.
Just don't mess with my Coke Zero or my Cheecha Crackles, or I'll have no choice but to hurt somebody. ^_~
Sister Midnite, I love you. You make me laugh so hard. ^_^
Um, Sister M Night Shamallama?
Is it bad that I read that as "Teetah" Crackles?
No? Maybe?
So glad to see you back around!!!
hello guys!
food talk!
i'm fussy with meat (sounds rude!!), i love fish, i'm ok with chicken, i love all vegetables and all fruit, and nuts and seeds. i sound so fucking healthy don't i??!!
i'm not though, not really.
we all good??
Hey FASC!
I'm just sitting here listening to my favorite song.
Thank You for the Venom. ^_^
I wuv it.
You all good?
VENOM?
I heart you, Smoke. We have a bond :)
It's how I got my name. ^_^
You didn't think it was because I was mean or anything did you?
No, not me. I'm sure PPU will agree. I'm as sweet as candy.
Okay guys, I had a thought.
No, really.
We need to finish up our Anti Valentines and have them posted by the 11th at the very latest. MADNESS.
I will open the post sometime today, then we'll all have a few days to finish up.
Oui? So anyone who wants to be involved, get (Mc)Crackin'!
Ok, RW. Buy me sumfin'.
I bought you a pair of sparkly earrings, but you'll have to come over here to get 'em!
Uhmm.. I'm a little lost. Anti-Valentines?
*blushes*
OMG! Pressure! I can't take the pressure!
WTF? What do I do? I don't know.
GOSH!!!!!!
How was it that SS spelled busy?
That's what I gotta get.....busy.
RW...
I'll be right there cuz you said sparkly. ^_^
K, that sounds like a great idea! I might try finding something for SS and Mayo anf for the rest of the family, but the Anti-Valentine's Day stuff is kinda lacking on the internet.
Does anyone have any websites to recommend?
sorry guys i was catching up!
i've been wracking my brains with anti valentines things????? nothing so far!!
S&V i'm fine thank you!
RW...
I'll be right there cuz you said sparkly. ^_^
They'll be waiting right here for ya ;D
i've been wracking my brains with anti valentines things????? nothing so far!!
I'm having the same dilemma, FASC :/
Okay, I must be off. I still don't know what "Anti-Valentines" is/are. lol
I'm looking forward to finding out what it is!
Love you all very much
<3
Hullo & goodbye, PH! :D Have a great day!
Take care my sweet teddy bear*hugs*
Hey there RW, fimble. I think I know what to get for SS and Mayo. As for you guys, I'll come up with something.
Guess you guys missed it.
The Mayo Clinic Anti Valentines post.
SPREAD THE WORD.
But DON'T spread it at Mayo's, okay? Don't talk about this over at Mayo's, just here if you must, or at the post I made if you have any questions, comments, ideas or whatever.
Again: Not at Mayo's.
^_^
This isn't G-Way, is it? I just saw it on the Buzznet MCR photos page, but... didn't he say he's never go shirtless in public?
RW, no, that's not him.
I didn't think so, BC. But it sure threw me for a loop for a minute there.
Aw, Frank...
What do you guys think of this for the post?
Stuffed bears? Flowers? A sugar-filled heart?
Surely you didn't think that these lovelies would take part
in a condescending holiday for which we're way too smart.
We thought of you two anyway, though with gifts a little dark.
You must've learned that much of us, by this, our five-month mark,
and you know you wouldn't love us if we were not a little dark.
So no candies etched in "sweet talk", "kiss me" or "be mine"
Just thoughts to show we love you...laced with a touch of strychnine--
from these snarky, snarly lovelies: your Anti Valentines.
Then our gifts could go in the comments, like at Crimbo.
Is that too dark?
EMAIL IT TO ME, RW! I can't see it. :(
Boo-hoo. I'm sad when I can't see Frank.
Sorry, I didn't mean to yell.
I love that!
That's great. We should keep that one.
Princess, it's 'cuz I'm nutz. ^_~
Mustardz! CHEE-chas, not TEE-tahs. Perv. ;)
They're, like, soooooo good.
And they're not even bad for you.
Anti-Valentines as in, lewd poems? ^__^
*ahem*
Roses are red,
Marigolds are brick,
If I catch you cheating,
I'll cut off your...
(hint: it ain't credit cards!)
Like that? ^_____^
It's a sad one that makes me hurt inside, smoke.
K,
It's dark but I LOVE IT!
It's perfect. ^_^
It almost feels like a Hallow-valentine!
Awww, does he look sad in it? I don't want Frank to be sad. :(
Just emailed it to you, Salt & Vinegar :)
Sis, you are nutz and I love you. ^_^
SisterM!
I'm not a perv. I just read it wrong *cheesey grin*
Anon:
It's a disappointing photograph. Good man for toughing it out though.
It's one of the pics where he's covering his face with the frankenstein mask.
Love it, K!!
Thank you, RW!
:D
RW no it isn't. that picture isn't GW. I remember the girl that originally posted it said that she saw that guy on a beach and thought he looked like GW and took his picture and posted it.
hey guys, at the bottom of the pic of 'gerard look-a-like' alicia simmons left a comment saying it wasnt him. the date was today's date as well.
bye guys
sounds great kapunua!
now i just have to think of wtf to do!!!
arghhhh!
btw did any of you guys see what was posted at my chemical idiots re the new mcr album off the back of the new song (love song, which i do like) but it was funny!!
(faerievampyr is safe on the waves btw.)
faerievampyr: 02/02/2008 2:47 PM
More like 'Three Cheers for Getting Laid". Including great new songs such as:
Contradition and Hypocrisy
Love Makes Me Light Headed (Like Cocaine and The Smell Of Sharpie Ink)
Pro Womens Rights (Thoses Bitches Need My Support)
Love Letters from Fat Panda And The Nazi Parade
That Unicorn Tee Will Look Good on My Tour Bus Floor
Fucking Swearing Makes You Fucking Look Fucking Dumb You Fuck!
First Base, Second Base, Third Base, Forth Base, Scream
We're The Best Fucking Band In The World and We Fucking Know It (Fuck Those Elitists)
Lyk ZOMG I'm Soooooo Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Every Girl Wants To Totally Fuck Me
Don't You Know I'm Married?
Listen To MSI, Wheather You Want To Or Not
Another Day, Another Contradictory Lie
And many more............................
^ I'm in a spiteful mood tonight.
lovemisterioso: 02/02/2008 3:32 PM
LOL faerievampyr I just spilled my drink everywhere from laughing!
And some bonus tracks:
This Was Too Long To Fit On My Neck
If You're Not Getting Fucked, then Fuck it
It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's to Show The World I'm Getting Some
The CD cover will feature Gerard in dungarees and a mop on his head. (The other band members will not be featured, as they have given up trying to reason with Gerard and now concentrate solely on the music and nothing else)
faerievampyr: 02/02/2008 3:46 PM
Haha - they're so funny! Why didn't I come up with them?
I think we should write their next album. I think we'd do a better job of it then them judging by their new material.
lovemisterioso said:
(The other band members will not be featured, as they have given up trying to reason with Gerard and now concentrate solely on the music and nothing else)
No, the other members will not be feature as Gerard IS My Chemical Romance and the rest of the band no longer matter. It's all about him (and his cock), apparently.
EDIT:
The B-side to 'Don't You Know I'm Married?' will be a song called 'My Wife, My Wife, My Wife.......What's Her Name Again?'
i did snigger!
I should not have laughed at that.
RW no it isn't. that picture isn't GW. I remember the girl that originally posted it said that she saw that guy on a beach and thought he looked like GW and took his picture and posted it.
I've seen another look-alike beach pic that also wasn't G-Way. Hadn't seen this one before, though.
hey guys, at the bottom of the pic of 'gerard look-a-like' alicia simmons left a comment saying it wasnt him. the date was today's date as well.
Those comments weren't up when I saw the pic.
Have a good day, FS! *nips her quickly on the bum*
yeh RW the other lookalike on the beach was that guy from simple plan. can't remember his name?
yeh RW the other lookalike on the beach was that guy from simple plan. can't remember his name?
And who's this guy, does anybody know?
I love that post FASC I may steal it. RW that is the only beach pic I have seen of him.
OMG, I LOLled really, really hard.
Times like this I wish that BN did not jack my computer with viruses. I hope someone posted that merriment at Mayo's. Gonna go check. :D
i know martha! pure genius! i've just posted it at mayos.
i actually do like the new song but i can understand where these guys are coming from!
I like it, too, FASC. I don't think there's a song of theirs that I don't like.
Not particularly fond of Cubicles but it's still okay.
I like it, too, FASC. I don't think there's a song of theirs that I don't like.
I've never liked The Ghost Of You. I want to, but I just can't get into it :/
I don't like "Teenagers." Not so much the lyrical content, but the music.
I don't know why I don't like it.
FASC:
That post is so full of awesome.
I don't like "Teenagers" either.
I can't think of a song that I don't like. But there are ones I have to be in the mood to listen to.
Gotta love this one
The B-side to 'Don't You Know I'm Married?' will be a song called 'My Wife, My Wife, My Wife.......What's Her Name Again?'
There's an orgasm bit in that song, FASC? I've never listened to it all the way through.
The LOTMS version of "Ghost Of You" is much more, uh...daring.
Is this a live version?
Yeah, it's the studio version. Not concert live, but studio live.
hi MIB! not my work but very amusing!
see i like teenagers but i can understand why some people wouldn't. it has a brit pop feel to me. def not a biggy fav though. its my 2 yr old's fav!! he always asks for it in the car. we all shout hell over shit cos little uns shouldn't know that language. in fact my 5 and 8 yr olds know exactly where to cough over all mcr song swear words. they have been conditioned! my volume button is very slow in my car so that doesn't work!
but when liar liar comes on by the used my girls go mummy no - too much coughing!! but they love the liar liar pants on fire bit they think thats hysterical! the 2 yr old was singing it at toddler group the other day! and the two older ones think blood is so funny. its gerards english accent i think they laugh so much. big coughs over the "awful fuck" bit!!
my husband hates me for playing them it in the car!! but bollocks to him!
FASC?!
Mustard is conditioned to scream every eff-bomb in "Liar,Liar."
;)
Cancer is the tackiest song I've ever heard. Well, at least in the last seven years.
mustardisbetter said...
I don't like "Teenagers." Not so much the lyrical content, but the music.
I don't know why I don't like it.
Maybe it needs more cowbell?
When my goddaughter and I went to see them, we wanted so badly to make a huge sign that read, NEEDS MORE COWBELL and hold it up during Teenagers. :)
I like that song though, and she loves it. Well, 'cause she hates teenagers. Even though she is one.
Hello guys!
'My Wife, My Wife, My Wife.......What's Her Name Again?'
XD
I.LOVE.IT!
Thanks Faraway!
God.
Maybe that's the reason I don't like "Teenagers."
The grand image of Will Ferrell's belly sticks out in my mind.
I've thought the same thing. Like, why a cowbell? It's barely distinct >.<
Going to go make a pair of sock garters. Shall leave you all to it...
Later, dudes! :)
I NEED MORE COWBELL!
^_^
See you guys in a few. Gotta go pick up LHM!
Little punk. You'd think he could skateboard all the way home.
Just playin'. ^_^
Mustard is conditioned to scream every eff-bomb in "Liar,Liar."
MIB when i am alone i do too!
bella hello and sadly goodbye!
gotta fly!
prison break and mr bloke await!!
catch you tomorrow!
Bye Faraway!
*HUGS & KISSES*
HELLOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kapunua, your blurb rocks. ^_^
Mustardz, you've been spending too much time with the AIM pervvies. Your brain has been influenced by The Dark Side, oh yes.
*groan* One more stupid hour to go... why am I in this time zone again???
Sweet, I see TrikkiNikki stopped by!
Okay, well I am going to play in Mayo just because I fucking can.
Phew! I have just spent well over an hour catching up on all the blogs. Note to self: Never stay away from the blogs again!
Hello everyone! *waves*
Boo?
They forgot the new hit "My wife wears the pants in this relationship."
-A
Wow Kapuna, I am sorry you feel Cancer is the tackiest song. I personally think it is one of the most emotionally honest songs I have ever heard. As a two-time cancer survivor, I can personally relate to every single word of that song. It is raw and it is real, as painful as it is to hear sometimes.
P
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