Monday, January 28, 2008
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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
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FASC!
sorry not soory ffs!!
Fourth?!?!
Cool.
*looks for FS*
Heheheheh!
Hi girls.
You're up early today aren't you?
lol Heart still racing much, FASC?
Hi All,
How are we this morning? I don't want to get ready for work...errr.
my niece had a nightmare so i was out of it from the start so there ;p
hahahahahaha
st watching the bloody teletubbies with ten minutes to get redy and i havent even began. wish me luck for being on time hahaha (yeh right)
i will catch you all later and well done fasc.
pp - I AM HERE CAN YOU SEE ME
Please pass to Mayo:
Mayo,
How are you today? Doing well I hope. Me? I'm suffering from typical Monday Morning Blues...dragging, sleepy, feeling a little bit like I am catching a cold, and highly unmotivated. I popped a benadryl about 30 mins ago, so I will not be help responsible if I fall out at my desk. I probably caught some nasty shit while at Wal-Mart. Just a ploy to get you back in the store to buy more stuff, if you ask me.
Mayo, I really hope you can see all the caring people here. Hearts open and arms outstretched...hands reaching for you. Waiting to hold you...wanting to help you. I hope you are able to find some confort in the fact that we relate to you and we understand you. If it's one thing you should have learned about this place, it's that we're beautifully fucked up and dysfunctional, but here is where we found you and found each other. We learn and we lean. Let us be here for you.
Mayo, I just hope you keep coming here and we are able to give back to you a little bit of what we have found in each other.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. So much more than you even realize.
Eh-oh! FS.
How's the tubby custard today?
Socky, Much as we would love you to stay and swing with us, if you don't get to the saltmines you won't be able to afford that new cloth for rubbing PPU's sparkly horn.
Done socky.
Are you locked out already O_O
Bum.
hi PP, sdock and FS!!
good luck in your exam fimble!
haha! PP my heart was certainly racing!! but not as much as yesterday when i got first comment at mayos!! i thought it might burst out of my chest!!!
and that my friends sums up my sad little existence!!!
That was nice sdock.
Way nicer than mine. I was evilness to Mayo. His post rubbed me up the wrong way.
There is nothing romantic about suicide. Flaming Romeo and Juliet have a lot to answer for.
*nice one Shakespeare*
Hey PP, Fimble, FASC,
Yeah I am locked out already. Fucking blogger.
Well I felt I needed to remind him that we are all here to listen and try to help. Last night I think my post was a little too honest and sounded like I was jumping tracks on the crazy train. Oh well, at least Mayo knows there's one here who's a little more out there than he is.
i thought it might burst out of my chest!!!
OMG, FASC has an alien in her chest.
*comes back armed like Ripley*
PP,
I just read your post. I don't think it sounded evil at all. It sounded honestly like someone who cares. Someone trying to shake some sense into him.
Let us know when your arms get tired. I think there are a few here who would take over for you.
Alright Chickadettes, I am off to face Monday and my adoring public.
Hope you all have a wonderful _____ (insert time period here).
Love you ALL!
Morning errbody.
It's Monday and I'm cold.
See you peeps later.
XOXO,
S&V20
SDock said...
"Mayo, I really hope you can see all the caring people here. Hearts open and arms outstretched...hands reaching for you. Waiting to hold you...wanting to help you. I hope you are able to find some confort in the fact that we relate to you and we understand you. If it's one thing you should have learned about this place, it's that we're beautifully fucked up and dysfunctional, but here is where we found you and found each other. We learn and we lean. Let us be here for you.
Mayo, I just hope you keep coming here and we are able to give back to you a little bit of what we have found in each other.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. So much more than you even realize."
I just had to comment on this, Sock. This was such a beautiful post you wrote this morning. It seemed to sum it all up.
Hope you are doing well today, and take care of yourself.
Love,
L.
Pickled Possum said...
i thought it might burst out of my chest!!!
OMG, FASC has an alien in her chest.
*comes back armed like Ripley*
you probably won't see this PP but fuck you make me laugh!!
***STREAKS THROUGH THE BACKYARD***
You can't catch me!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*is being followed by Mayo's wolf pup*
*stops at the porch, stark nakie*
Hey guys! *loony wave*
MIB i don't want to embarrass you but mayo has been watching you from his tower!! seriously!
Well, don't just stand there!
Gimme a robe or sumthin! ;)
No, I'm just pretend streaking. It's a body suit!
*hollers to Mayo*
You can't have this until you're okay!!! And! You won't have it then either! *grin*
sorry MIB!!.....
hands mustard robe......
i can still see the curtains twitching ??
mayo bad man!
MUSTARD!!!!
Stop it!
Now, if his next post is about you, we know why. ^_~
S&V20
LOL!
He best not be posting anything about a naked mustard bottle.
Ew!
;)
You know, I saw something yesterday at WallyWorld that made me think of you and Mayo....
Dijonnaise
I think I'll go tell Mayo. ^_^
They really make a dijon mustard combined with a mayonnaise?
Please don't say anything questionable ;)
For real. Sdock and I laughed so hard.
That's really cool though!
I know people that mix their condiments for a "new" flavor.
Like, they'll mix mustard and ketchup if they eat a corn dog, or mayo and ketchup on fries.
I don't get it, but I guess it tastes good to their little tasters.
But, this way! They already do it for you!
It looked like it would be good.
I'm a mayo/ketchup person on my fries kind of person myself.
Now I'm hungry!
mayo is at mayos
hi everyone
Guys, Mayo popped on about ten minutes ago to say he's all right. ^_^ Anyone want to give any messages to him?
Gooooooooooooood morning porchies! =]
Is everyone enjoying their day at work? I have this week off of school, buut I have to work tonight.
Smokie, I love mayo and ketchup on fries too!! =]
mayo is at mayos
That made me giggle. :)
Bonjour Anima! <3
=]
I'm off=]
Bye!<3
Is there a unicorn in the house today? Listen horsey, if you're lurking around, I could have sworn I saw you yesterday.
Do you have an alibi for late Sunday afternoon?
No?
That's okay.
I'll catch you sooner or later. >.<
I am just sauntering about, singing "Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes. Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes!"
OMG. No you just didn't say that.
I'm speechless. O_O
NOT!
Okay, so like where were you yeaterday? I read something somewhere that sounded just like you. It was really funny actually.
Ok, so like that didn't make any sense what I just said.
You're name isn't Owen by any chance?
Is it?
I do not know to whom you are referring, sweet S&M.
Oh, it's okay. Just a thought. No big deal. ^_^
So where were you? Huh????
Mischief is a good name for you.
I do not know if that's a compliment or not.
I'm not so sure either sometimes. That was pretty funny though.
What's even funnier is how I can recognize you most of the time.
Funny or spooky, I'm not sure which.
hello porch dwellers!!!
how are we all doing??
Hey FASC! How are you?
I was just telling Mischief here how funny they are.
hey princess!
sorry how funny who are??
oh how funny mischief is??
erm??
Yes, I know. It makes me uneasy that you recognize me so easily.
Really?
Somehow, I don't think it makes you that uneasy.
PPU:
You're purple.
We recognize you from two towns away from BlogBelieve.
And that joke was kinda funny, sorry to say ;)
guys sorry to love and leave you but thats exactly what i have to do!!
until tomorrow friends.
Mischief managed was actually PPU?
Hey everyone
I'm home!
Where is my welcome party?
Welcome home honey, how was your day?
I'll be back. Must go feed my doggies!
Oh, it was spectabulous!
How are yours?
Mine was fine. Nothing interesting, but it was relaxing.
SDOCK!
PPU.
SDock! I'm glad to hear your day was that word!
Hello Porchies
How is everyone doing? I was gone last night but was very happy to see Mayo stopped by today. Kinda nice he's worried about us worrying.
No, I'm here :)
Elena:
Wasn't that nice of him to ease our worries somewhat? Still worried about him though. But, it was nice to hear something.
How the fuck do you get to have a relaxing day? Oh and the day is not over yet, let me see if I can make it interesting for you. Want me to try?
Mustard, Hiya! How are you? I think I was being a little bit sarcastic when I said that. It was okay, though I am fighting off some cold or something.
Sucks to be sick.
Lots o'OJ, yeah? And chocolate. Chocolate = cure all ;)
Blogger keeps kicking me out!
Maybe you should go lie down if you aren't feeling well. You deserve a night off.
So, I joined a book club thingie...why? I was fucking bored that day at work and I wanted something new to do. Anyways, My books came today.
Guess what I got?
Nobody can guess...
Okay, I will tell you.
A book called Pure Magic about casting spells.
How Psychic are You?
Drawing for Dummies
Tarot card stuff
Sexual Positions book
and some other like energy healing book
Yeah, It's one of those new age book club things.
Hi Elena!
Nah, it's not like I am really full blown sick. It's just I am trying really hard to fight it off. Postive thoughts and plenty of benadryl....that's why I am talking out of my head. I don't think I have babbled this much in a very long time.
Told you I could make things interesting.
Okay well maybe not so much, but I can talk to you.
Sorry, but I gotta go. Take care of yourself.
Sexual Positions book
Drawing for Dummies
sdock you gonna draw us some pictures?
Mustard I'm still worried too but I guess just knowing that he understands how much concern for him we have makes me feel better.
Wow was the a run-on sentence or what?
Mustard,
Why were you running through BlogBelieve naked today?
At least I wear a bra and blue jeans....sheesh!
Bye, You take care too.
It was so good to talk to you again.
I miss you like crazy.
*shuts eyes hard*
No to drawing. We tried that on here one time, and my star? It did NOT look like a star.
Sdock, what possessed you to get those things? You just interested? 'Cause that's pretty cool.
elena, i just put the new chapter of the gothic up over at the ecto blog. you can post it at mayo's if you want! :D
hi everybody! just stopping in, can't stay!
*whoosh*
Elena,
I just might draw us some pics. You never ever know. I used to draw, but I stopped a long time ago. Now, I just want to see if I can pick it back up again or if I will fabulously.
Thought this book might help me.
The sex book? Well let's just say I can see where the back bend would come in handy dandy.
Was that TJ that just blew through here like the wind?
Mustard, yes I was just interested in those things. I hope I can learn something from them. Of course that means that I will actually have to read them. Duh....and I have such terrible ADD that maybe I when I put one down I will just pick up another.
Anonymous said...
Mine was fine. Nothing interesting, but it was relaxing.
Now that just cut to the bone. Nothing interesting? You got to talk to me and yet all you can say is...nothing interesting?
Arggghh. Some people.
Full of mischief and so hard to entertain.
*Princess shrugs.
Well, I'm off to the tanning bed!
Later peeps!
XOXO,
S&V20
Oh my GOD, so I have seriously been left all alone. This is not good, not good at all.
You want proof of this? Just check out my new blog!
Mayo!! Run quick! Hurry! New sdock post! Be the first to comment!
I miss MISST!!
*screams*
*stomps feet*
*throws hissy fit*
Where the fuck did you go Mustard?
Damn!
I have to eat!
Sdock, I looked at your blog, but I didn't comment.
*knocks*
Anyone at home?
RW!!!
Yes, I just got back from eating, and now Sdock has disappeared.
How are you doing? I see you've had a day of it!
Hullo there Mustard :D
Actually, today wasn't as bad as I expected. Did you read my comments last night about my bi-polar boss? She had a hissy fit at one of my co-workers Friday night for ridiculous reasons & we all expected to get snapped at today. Didn't happen, but we were on tenderhooks about it for a while.
How are you?
Yeah, I read about her last night.
But, it's good you all didn't get the treatment you were thinking you'd get.
And, I'm okay, thanks!
Hey Mustard!
Hey RW!
Mustard, you didn't have to look at my blog. I was doing that for Mayo. I thought maybe he would rush in and be the first to comment.
Ah, but see? I saved him first comment ;)
Yeah, I read about her last night.
But, it's good you all didn't get the treatment you were thinking you'd get.
We still got individually called into her office, but that was mainly to touch base with what was going on upstairs in the workroom (she's on a different floor & doesn't come up all the time). I think she just felt out of the loop, and given that she's a control freak she was finding it hard to handle. She's also incapable of simple math, which I discovered as I had to explain my time sheet hours to her several times before she got it.
Anyway, this is her last season there. She's done in May. As is, we found out today, the other crazy woman who works there. HUZZAH!!
Hullo SDock!!! :D
*waves madly*
I can see by the hoof prints on the linoleum that your unicorn dropped by today.
OH MY GAWWHD!
Blogger has ate my comment 3 fucking times!
RW,
How are you?
I am tickled that my unicorn visited!
It made my day!
WTF?
Oh, the unicorn is in for an ass whoopin'.
Get prepared, PPU. Get prepared.
LOL!
Are we blaming it on PPU?!
Blogger is screwed up.
Blogger hates me.
Well, I blame everything on PPU so why not? ^_~
Oh my god, are we back up??
Awwh, don't blame PPU.
I will continue to call this "The Big Fluffy...Clowd of OW."
We're all present and accounted for?
Oh, man.
I totally just misspelled "Cloud"
How does that happen?
Nuhuh
I am all but present and accounted for.
I just got back and noticed you thought I was PPU. Sorry for any confusion. I hope you are not too dissapointed Sdock. I know you miss the little critter.
Musty,
Where you thinking of Clownds?
muhshahhaha
I got benadryl on the brain!
I am present, but there is no accounting for me.
Well, I am anything but careful.....
And I like to play with fire. ^_^
Oh, well stay and talk to us anyway.
I am in a fog of medicine!
We are blabbing away!
Ooooh, snap! So who are you mysterious Anon person?
I am not disappointed! I am still tickled to death that you welcomed me home!
That was a nice surprise!!
Disappointed is realizing that I have clothes to take out of the dryer before I put in the load I just washed.
Fuck!!
Glad to be of service.
Can we call you Service Anon? You know, to avoid any confusion?
Well, slap me silly.
Question is, what services do you provide? ^_~
Just ignore me. It's okay.
Disappointed is waiting for Mayo to be the first to comment on my blog and realizing it ain't going to happen. Awwwhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I am so high on benadryl.
Wonder how many it takes before it becomes dangerous?
Oooh, now they have to drag Heath Ledger's name through the mud. Like wow, he snorted cocaine.
NUH UH, I so don't believe that. Tortured souls never snort cocaine. That's fucking absurd. I don't know how they get to show this stuff on television.
Question is, what services do you provide? ^_~
0_0
For shame, Salt & Vinegar!
Well, I want to know something, Anon....have I made your day more interesting?
I want to give something back to you for surprising me in such a sweet way.
What would you like me to do?
I am typing so fast tonight!! BOO YOWW!!
Fuck, I still haven't removed those clothes from the dryer. Damnit! BRB!
Hey guys I just posted Toujours part of the gothic over at Mayo's. I also posted that we want to include everyone but if people don't want to be in the story that's cool. Please just let us know ok?
I'm gonna post my part later. Can I put you guys in the story?
I'm sorry but that was just left open for all kinds of interpretation.
Muwahahah!
Solly, you better clean that damn house.
Doesn't Bob look like Jesus at the last supper?
Come on, Mayo! Don't you think it's hilarious to be first on my blog. The way we all rush to yours. I swear that some folks must refresh the page like ever few seconds!
And then, hahahahah, when they are first, they don't know what to fucking say. It's like d'oh I'm first...uh hey Mayo.
Cool beans, Elena! You know how much I love to talk about myself. I love to read about myself, too. ^_^
Hells yeah, Elena! :)
Elena,
YES PLEASE! Are you going to make me a blow up doll?
RW,
I am bout to check out the pic.
Anon,
How can I be of service to you? We must balance out the equation.
Smoke,
I ain't cleaning shit.
Sdock, All I want is for you to have a great evening. I really enjoyed talking to you and yes, you are interesting.
S&V20, my services are strictly of the professional type.
OMG! That is the funniest picture I have ever seen. Like, hands down. And I've seen a lot. ^_^
*Princess is channeling LOTMS Gerard
I love Bob's "Farrah" hair ;P
Anonymous:
You have me interested.
If I may ask you one question, then you can ravish Sdock with your kind words.
Have I ever talked to you before?
sdock I'm not sure a blow up doll exactly fits in a gothic. Well maybe...
Ok, Anon. Gotcha.
I want a hoodie like Frank's green panda hoodie.
And why does Gerard look like he just got caught doing something and he think's it's funny? O_o
Holy cow!
That picture ownz.
What's up Mikey The Serial Killer?
Aw, Frank looks like a little kid who just got told by his mom to "Sit up straight!"
Thanks for posting, RW!
Anon,
Then I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart. I rarely get such a nice surprise when I get home. Most of the time I am by myself for a little bit.
Still, I wish I could do something for you.
Will you stay and talk with us? I promise that it's bound to get way more interesting.
RW,
Bob does look like Jesus and Gerard looks kind of miffed and smirky that he still has blonde hair in the little pics.
Bob does have this 'holy man' look about him, doesn't he?
Those blue eyes are just piercing!
And Mikey, well, Mikey is just beautiful.
Gerard is never going to live down that blond hair!
Frank looks as proud as if he were presenting an A that he got on his report card!
Anon,
I hope you mean interesting and not like slightly disturbing interesting. Is it running through your head that I have a front row seat on the crazy train?
Bob does have this 'holy man' look about him, doesn't he?
Those blue eyes are just piercing!
They're a little mesmerizing. I was afraid of going into a trance if I stared too long into them!
I am still laughing over that picture. Those caricatures are kinda cute though.
MIB, I am sure I have spoken to most of you before. You'd be surprised and probably amused if you knew.
Anon,
If you ever just want to talk about anything, or you just want to babble and share your feelings. You can email me and I would be glad to listen or try to help. Or just find me, I'm always here on the porch. Anything you need, you got it.
Bob's eyes are really bright eyed and bushy tailed.
Like O_O
Anon:
You have me really curious.
Have you always been anonymous?
Yeah, those drawings are cute. First, I thought it was some UA stuff, then I was like oooooooooh no, that's supposed to be the band. And Gerard looks like he is laughing at the whole situation.
He is rocking the green flannel though. So early 90's. I think green might be his color.
Thanks for the offer Sdock. And I must say I like your brand of Crazy.
Hi guys!
Hey Jen!
Hi Mustard, how are you?
Mustard is our resident Super Sleuth!
She's about to get out her CSI kit and start dusting for prints and swabbing for DNA!
Niiiiiiiiiice!
*plays with the black light*
Hullo Jennicula! :)
I'm okay, Jen!
You doing okay?!
Sdock:
My interest has definitely been piqued. But, you keep playing with that black light.
I like the pretty colors it makes.
Mayo's is totally dead, by the way. Everyone must be over here.
MIB, Truthfully, I have had many names, but never in blue. I love being able to express myself without having to define my identity.
Hi Jenn!
How are you?
*rummages through Mustard's kit and pulls out some rubber gloves and tube of stuff*
Mustard!! What's this for?
Anon,
Thanks, I am glad you like my brand of Crazy! Seeing as how you are still hanging around, we might be kindred spirits.*
*That really should scare you.
Where the hell did Salt and Vinegar go?
Oooooo...
Now I have no idea who the fuck you are.
I like a little mystery in my day. :)
So cool of you to come by, though! You should stick around. Sdock's right. We do get really interesting.
I mean, REALLY.
You should stay for our nightly Deep Thought discussion.
*falls to floor, clutching chest, gasping for breath*
RW!!
What do you mean that Mayo is dead? Take it back, RW! Take it back! It can't be true!
Um, Sdock.
I dunno what those are for. I'm pretty sure they go on your hands, and that kinda looks like toothpaste >.<
Calm yourself, Sdock! All is well. At least as well as it usually is at Mayo's abode.
Don't know where everyone's run off too, though. Maybe Jesus/Bob scared them all away :/
I must confess:
I read it as "Mayo's dead" too.
*is ashamed, and slightly amused that I'm not the only one*
I dare you to brush your teeth with it, Mustard.
Frank always has that 'OMG, this is some funny shit' look on his face.
The only thing is that hoodie needs little eyes on top and then it would make me think of those hooded towels, like a frog or something.
Ok, nevermind. It is adorable though.
Ray looks like 'whatever, can I just get this shit over with?'!!!
Anon, who you be?
And why wouldn't everyone be here! The porch is the place to be :D
Heya everyone!
How are the two resident clever bad asses solly and mustard?
By the way solly, I liked your collection of books!
Anyway must dash off, so it's hi and bye from me!
How much, RW?
Sdock, I'm not scared. You have a good heart and it shows.
MIB, I wonder who you thought I was.
The only thing is that hoodie needs little eyes on top and then it would make me think of those hooded towels, like a frog or something.
0_0
Someone needs to make him those and present them to him at the next concert they go to.
Guys and Anon,
Please join me at the new post. This one was getting hard
to pull up.
Niiiiceeeee!
I crack myself up! Yay Medicine!
I thought you were PPU, Anon.
Not many address me as MIB.
Other than PPU, MJ, and one other person that I can't remember.
So, I really don't know now.
How much, RW?
I double dog dare you, Mustard!
Anon, you got me all like.....X_x
*walks in and waits quietly for sd10 to realise what to do*
hello everyone. how are you all
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