Monday, January 28, 2008

Do I have to?

But I don't want to.

164 comments:

Anonymous said...

not signed in!!
FASC!

farawaysoclose said...

sorry not soory ffs!!

Anonymous said...

Fourth?!?!
Cool.

*looks for FS*

Heheheheh!

Anonymous said...

Hi girls.

You're up early today aren't you?

lol Heart still racing much, FASC?

sdock10 said...

Hi All,

How are we this morning? I don't want to get ready for work...errr.

Anonymous said...

my niece had a nightmare so i was out of it from the start so there ;p
hahahahahaha

st watching the bloody teletubbies with ten minutes to get redy and i havent even began. wish me luck for being on time hahaha (yeh right)

i will catch you all later and well done fasc.

pp - I AM HERE CAN YOU SEE ME

sdock10 said...

Please pass to Mayo:


Mayo,

How are you today? Doing well I hope. Me? I'm suffering from typical Monday Morning Blues...dragging, sleepy, feeling a little bit like I am catching a cold, and highly unmotivated. I popped a benadryl about 30 mins ago, so I will not be help responsible if I fall out at my desk. I probably caught some nasty shit while at Wal-Mart. Just a ploy to get you back in the store to buy more stuff, if you ask me.

Mayo, I really hope you can see all the caring people here. Hearts open and arms outstretched...hands reaching for you. Waiting to hold you...wanting to help you. I hope you are able to find some confort in the fact that we relate to you and we understand you. If it's one thing you should have learned about this place, it's that we're beautifully fucked up and dysfunctional, but here is where we found you and found each other. We learn and we lean. Let us be here for you.

Mayo, I just hope you keep coming here and we are able to give back to you a little bit of what we have found in each other.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. So much more than you even realize.

Pickled Possum said...

Eh-oh! FS.
How's the tubby custard today?

Socky, Much as we would love you to stay and swing with us, if you don't get to the saltmines you won't be able to afford that new cloth for rubbing PPU's sparkly horn.

Pickled Possum said...

Done socky.

Are you locked out already O_O

Bum.

farawaysoclose said...

hi PP, sdock and FS!!

good luck in your exam fimble!

haha! PP my heart was certainly racing!! but not as much as yesterday when i got first comment at mayos!! i thought it might burst out of my chest!!!

and that my friends sums up my sad little existence!!!

Pickled Possum said...

That was nice sdock.
Way nicer than mine. I was evilness to Mayo. His post rubbed me up the wrong way.

There is nothing romantic about suicide. Flaming Romeo and Juliet have a lot to answer for.
*nice one Shakespeare*

sdock10 said...

Hey PP, Fimble, FASC,

Yeah I am locked out already. Fucking blogger.

Well I felt I needed to remind him that we are all here to listen and try to help. Last night I think my post was a little too honest and sounded like I was jumping tracks on the crazy train. Oh well, at least Mayo knows there's one here who's a little more out there than he is.

Pickled Possum said...

i thought it might burst out of my chest!!!
OMG, FASC has an alien in her chest.

*comes back armed like Ripley*

sdock10 said...

PP,

I just read your post. I don't think it sounded evil at all. It sounded honestly like someone who cares. Someone trying to shake some sense into him.

Let us know when your arms get tired. I think there are a few here who would take over for you.

sdock10 said...

Alright Chickadettes, I am off to face Monday and my adoring public.

Hope you all have a wonderful _____ (insert time period here).

Love you ALL!

Anonymous said...

Morning errbody.

It's Monday and I'm cold.

See you peeps later.

XOXO,
S&V20

Original Punk J said...

SDock said...

"Mayo, I really hope you can see all the caring people here. Hearts open and arms outstretched...hands reaching for you. Waiting to hold you...wanting to help you. I hope you are able to find some confort in the fact that we relate to you and we understand you. If it's one thing you should have learned about this place, it's that we're beautifully fucked up and dysfunctional, but here is where we found you and found each other. We learn and we lean. Let us be here for you.

Mayo, I just hope you keep coming here and we are able to give back to you a little bit of what we have found in each other.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. So much more than you even realize."


I just had to comment on this, Sock. This was such a beautiful post you wrote this morning. It seemed to sum it all up.

Hope you are doing well today, and take care of yourself.

Love,
L.

farawaysoclose said...

Pickled Possum said...
i thought it might burst out of my chest!!!
OMG, FASC has an alien in her chest.

*comes back armed like Ripley*


you probably won't see this PP but fuck you make me laugh!!

Anonymous said...

***STREAKS THROUGH THE BACKYARD***



You can't catch me!!!

Anonymous said...

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


*is being followed by Mayo's wolf pup*


*stops at the porch, stark nakie*

Hey guys! *loony wave*

farawaysoclose said...

MIB i don't want to embarrass you but mayo has been watching you from his tower!! seriously!

Anonymous said...

Well, don't just stand there!


Gimme a robe or sumthin! ;)


No, I'm just pretend streaking. It's a body suit!


*hollers to Mayo*

You can't have this until you're okay!!! And! You won't have it then either! *grin*

farawaysoclose said...

sorry MIB!!.....


hands mustard robe......


i can still see the curtains twitching ??

mayo bad man!

Anonymous said...

MUSTARD!!!!

Stop it!

Now, if his next post is about you, we know why. ^_~


S&V20

Anonymous said...

LOL!


He best not be posting anything about a naked mustard bottle.

Ew!


;)

Anonymous said...

You know, I saw something yesterday at WallyWorld that made me think of you and Mayo....

Dijonnaise

I think I'll go tell Mayo. ^_^

Anonymous said...

They really make a dijon mustard combined with a mayonnaise?


Please don't say anything questionable ;)

Anonymous said...

For real. Sdock and I laughed so hard.

Anonymous said...

That's really cool though!

I know people that mix their condiments for a "new" flavor.

Like, they'll mix mustard and ketchup if they eat a corn dog, or mayo and ketchup on fries.

I don't get it, but I guess it tastes good to their little tasters.

But, this way! They already do it for you!

Anonymous said...

It looked like it would be good.

I'm a mayo/ketchup person on my fries kind of person myself.

Now I'm hungry!

Anonymous said...

mayo is at mayos

hi everyone

Anonymous said...

Guys, Mayo popped on about ten minutes ago to say he's all right. ^_^ Anyone want to give any messages to him?

JocelynHolly said...

Gooooooooooooood morning porchies! =]

Is everyone enjoying their day at work? I have this week off of school, buut I have to work tonight.

Smokie, I love mayo and ketchup on fries too!! =]

anima said...

mayo is at mayos

That made me giggle. :)

JocelynHolly said...

Bonjour Anima! <3
=]

JocelynHolly said...

I'm off=]

Bye!<3

Anonymous said...

Is there a unicorn in the house today? Listen horsey, if you're lurking around, I could have sworn I saw you yesterday.

Do you have an alibi for late Sunday afternoon?

Smoke said...

No?

That's okay.

I'll catch you sooner or later. >.<

Anonymous said...

I am just sauntering about, singing "Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes. Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes!"

Anonymous said...

OMG. No you just didn't say that.

I'm speechless. O_O








NOT!

Okay, so like where were you yeaterday? I read something somewhere that sounded just like you. It was really funny actually.

Anonymous said...

Ok, so like that didn't make any sense what I just said.

Anonymous said...

You're name isn't Owen by any chance?

Is it?

Anonymous said...

I do not know to whom you are referring, sweet S&M.

Anonymous said...

Oh, it's okay. Just a thought. No big deal. ^_^

So where were you? Huh????

Anonymous said...

Mischief is a good name for you.

Anonymous said...

I do not know if that's a compliment or not.

Anonymous said...

I'm not so sure either sometimes. That was pretty funny though.

What's even funnier is how I can recognize you most of the time.

Funny or spooky, I'm not sure which.

farawaysoclose said...

hello porch dwellers!!!

how are we all doing??

Anonymous said...

Hey FASC! How are you?

I was just telling Mischief here how funny they are.

farawaysoclose said...

hey princess!

sorry how funny who are??

oh how funny mischief is??

erm??

Anonymous said...

Yes, I know. It makes me uneasy that you recognize me so easily.

Anonymous said...

Really?

Somehow, I don't think it makes you that uneasy.

Anonymous said...

PPU:

You're purple.

We recognize you from two towns away from BlogBelieve.



And that joke was kinda funny, sorry to say ;)

farawaysoclose said...

guys sorry to love and leave you but thats exactly what i have to do!!

until tomorrow friends.

Anonymous said...

Mischief managed was actually PPU?

Hey everyone

sdock10 said...

I'm home!

Where is my welcome party?

Anonymous said...

Welcome home honey, how was your day?

sdock10 said...

I'll be back. Must go feed my doggies!

sdock10 said...

Oh, it was spectabulous!

How are yours?

Anonymous said...

Mine was fine. Nothing interesting, but it was relaxing.

Anonymous said...

SDOCK!


PPU.


SDock! I'm glad to hear your day was that word!

elena said...

Hello Porchies

How is everyone doing? I was gone last night but was very happy to see Mayo stopped by today. Kinda nice he's worried about us worrying.

Anonymous said...

No, I'm here :)


Elena:

Wasn't that nice of him to ease our worries somewhat? Still worried about him though. But, it was nice to hear something.

sdock10 said...

How the fuck do you get to have a relaxing day? Oh and the day is not over yet, let me see if I can make it interesting for you. Want me to try?


Mustard, Hiya! How are you? I think I was being a little bit sarcastic when I said that. It was okay, though I am fighting off some cold or something.

Anonymous said...

Sucks to be sick.


Lots o'OJ, yeah? And chocolate. Chocolate = cure all ;)


Blogger keeps kicking me out!

Anonymous said...

Maybe you should go lie down if you aren't feeling well. You deserve a night off.

sdock10 said...

So, I joined a book club thingie...why? I was fucking bored that day at work and I wanted something new to do. Anyways, My books came today.

Guess what I got?










Nobody can guess...

Okay, I will tell you.

A book called Pure Magic about casting spells.

How Psychic are You?

Drawing for Dummies

Tarot card stuff

Sexual Positions book

and some other like energy healing book

Yeah, It's one of those new age book club things.


Hi Elena!

sdock10 said...

Nah, it's not like I am really full blown sick. It's just I am trying really hard to fight it off. Postive thoughts and plenty of benadryl....that's why I am talking out of my head. I don't think I have babbled this much in a very long time.

Told you I could make things interesting.


Okay well maybe not so much, but I can talk to you.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but I gotta go. Take care of yourself.

elena said...

Sexual Positions book
Drawing for Dummies

sdock you gonna draw us some pictures?

Mustard I'm still worried too but I guess just knowing that he understands how much concern for him we have makes me feel better.
Wow was the a run-on sentence or what?

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

Why were you running through BlogBelieve naked today?

At least I wear a bra and blue jeans....sheesh!

sdock10 said...

Bye, You take care too.

It was so good to talk to you again.

I miss you like crazy.

Anonymous said...

*shuts eyes hard*


No to drawing. We tried that on here one time, and my star? It did NOT look like a star.


Sdock, what possessed you to get those things? You just interested? 'Cause that's pretty cool.

toujours said...

elena, i just put the new chapter of the gothic up over at the ecto blog. you can post it at mayo's if you want! :D

hi everybody! just stopping in, can't stay!

*whoosh*

sdock10 said...

Elena,

I just might draw us some pics. You never ever know. I used to draw, but I stopped a long time ago. Now, I just want to see if I can pick it back up again or if I will fabulously.

Thought this book might help me.


The sex book? Well let's just say I can see where the back bend would come in handy dandy.

sdock10 said...

Was that TJ that just blew through here like the wind?

Mustard, yes I was just interested in those things. I hope I can learn something from them. Of course that means that I will actually have to read them. Duh....and I have such terrible ADD that maybe I when I put one down I will just pick up another.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Mine was fine. Nothing interesting, but it was relaxing.


Now that just cut to the bone. Nothing interesting? You got to talk to me and yet all you can say is...nothing interesting?

Arggghh. Some people.

Full of mischief and so hard to entertain.

*Princess shrugs.

Well, I'm off to the tanning bed!
Later peeps!


XOXO,
S&V20

sdock10 said...

Oh my GOD, so I have seriously been left all alone. This is not good, not good at all.

You want proof of this? Just check out my new blog!


Mayo!! Run quick! Hurry! New sdock post! Be the first to comment!


I miss MISST!!

sdock10 said...

*screams*

*stomps feet*

*throws hissy fit*

Where the fuck did you go Mustard?

Anonymous said...

Damn!


I have to eat!


Sdock, I looked at your blog, but I didn't comment.

resurrected wreck said...

*knocks*

Anyone at home?

Anonymous said...

RW!!!


Yes, I just got back from eating, and now Sdock has disappeared.


How are you doing? I see you've had a day of it!

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo there Mustard :D

Actually, today wasn't as bad as I expected. Did you read my comments last night about my bi-polar boss? She had a hissy fit at one of my co-workers Friday night for ridiculous reasons & we all expected to get snapped at today. Didn't happen, but we were on tenderhooks about it for a while.

How are you?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I read about her last night.

But, it's good you all didn't get the treatment you were thinking you'd get.

And, I'm okay, thanks!

Anonymous said...

Hey Mustard!

Hey RW!

Mustard, you didn't have to look at my blog. I was doing that for Mayo. I thought maybe he would rush in and be the first to comment.

Anonymous said...

Ah, but see? I saved him first comment ;)

resurrected wreck said...

Yeah, I read about her last night.

But, it's good you all didn't get the treatment you were thinking you'd get.


We still got individually called into her office, but that was mainly to touch base with what was going on upstairs in the workroom (she's on a different floor & doesn't come up all the time). I think she just felt out of the loop, and given that she's a control freak she was finding it hard to handle. She's also incapable of simple math, which I discovered as I had to explain my time sheet hours to her several times before she got it.

Anyway, this is her last season there. She's done in May. As is, we found out today, the other crazy woman who works there. HUZZAH!!

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo SDock!!! :D

*waves madly*

I can see by the hoof prints on the linoleum that your unicorn dropped by today.

Anonymous said...

OH MY GAWWHD!

Blogger has ate my comment 3 fucking times!

RW,

How are you?

I am tickled that my unicorn visited!

It made my day!

Anonymous said...

WTF?

Anonymous said...

Oh, the unicorn is in for an ass whoopin'.

Get prepared, PPU. Get prepared.

Anonymous said...

LOL!


Are we blaming it on PPU?!


Blogger is screwed up.

elena said...

Blogger hates me.

Anonymous said...

Well, I blame everything on PPU so why not? ^_~

resurrected wreck said...

Oh my god, are we back up??

Anonymous said...

Awwh, don't blame PPU.

Anonymous said...

I will continue to call this "The Big Fluffy...Clowd of OW."


We're all present and accounted for?

Anonymous said...

Oh, man.


I totally just misspelled "Cloud"

How does that happen?

Anonymous said...

Nuhuh

I am all but present and accounted for.

Anonymous said...

I just got back and noticed you thought I was PPU. Sorry for any confusion. I hope you are not too dissapointed Sdock. I know you miss the little critter.

Anonymous said...

Musty,

Where you thinking of Clownds?

muhshahhaha

I got benadryl on the brain!

resurrected wreck said...

I am present, but there is no accounting for me.

Anonymous said...

Well, I am anything but careful.....

And I like to play with fire. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Oh, well stay and talk to us anyway.

I am in a fog of medicine!

We are blabbing away!

Anonymous said...

Ooooh, snap! So who are you mysterious Anon person?

Anonymous said...

I am not disappointed! I am still tickled to death that you welcomed me home!

That was a nice surprise!!

Anonymous said...

Disappointed is realizing that I have clothes to take out of the dryer before I put in the load I just washed.

Fuck!!

Anonymous said...

Glad to be of service.

resurrected wreck said...

Can we call you Service Anon? You know, to avoid any confusion?

Anonymous said...

Well, slap me silly.

Anonymous said...

Question is, what services do you provide? ^_~

Just ignore me. It's okay.

Anonymous said...

Disappointed is waiting for Mayo to be the first to comment on my blog and realizing it ain't going to happen. Awwwhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I am so high on benadryl.

Wonder how many it takes before it becomes dangerous?


Oooh, now they have to drag Heath Ledger's name through the mud. Like wow, he snorted cocaine.

NUH UH, I so don't believe that. Tortured souls never snort cocaine. That's fucking absurd. I don't know how they get to show this stuff on television.

resurrected wreck said...

Question is, what services do you provide? ^_~

0_0

For shame, Salt & Vinegar!

Anonymous said...

Well, I want to know something, Anon....have I made your day more interesting?

I want to give something back to you for surprising me in such a sweet way.

What would you like me to do?



I am typing so fast tonight!! BOO YOWW!!

Fuck, I still haven't removed those clothes from the dryer. Damnit! BRB!

elena said...

Hey guys I just posted Toujours part of the gothic over at Mayo's. I also posted that we want to include everyone but if people don't want to be in the story that's cool. Please just let us know ok?
I'm gonna post my part later. Can I put you guys in the story?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry but that was just left open for all kinds of interpretation.

Muwahahah!

Solly, you better clean that damn house.

resurrected wreck said...

Doesn't Bob look like Jesus at the last supper?

Anonymous said...

Come on, Mayo! Don't you think it's hilarious to be first on my blog. The way we all rush to yours. I swear that some folks must refresh the page like ever few seconds!

And then, hahahahah, when they are first, they don't know what to fucking say. It's like d'oh I'm first...uh hey Mayo.

Anonymous said...

Cool beans, Elena! You know how much I love to talk about myself. I love to read about myself, too. ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Hells yeah, Elena! :)

Anonymous said...

Elena,

YES PLEASE! Are you going to make me a blow up doll?


RW,

I am bout to check out the pic.


Anon,

How can I be of service to you? We must balance out the equation.


Smoke,

I ain't cleaning shit.

Anonymous said...

Sdock, All I want is for you to have a great evening. I really enjoyed talking to you and yes, you are interesting.

S&V20, my services are strictly of the professional type.

Anonymous said...

OMG! That is the funniest picture I have ever seen. Like, hands down. And I've seen a lot. ^_^

*Princess is channeling LOTMS Gerard

resurrected wreck said...

I love Bob's "Farrah" hair ;P

Anonymous said...

Anonymous:

You have me interested.


If I may ask you one question, then you can ravish Sdock with your kind words.

Have I ever talked to you before?

elena said...

sdock I'm not sure a blow up doll exactly fits in a gothic. Well maybe...

Anonymous said...

Ok, Anon. Gotcha.

I want a hoodie like Frank's green panda hoodie.

And why does Gerard look like he just got caught doing something and he think's it's funny? O_o

Anonymous said...

Holy cow!

That picture ownz.


What's up Mikey The Serial Killer?

Anonymous said...

Aw, Frank looks like a little kid who just got told by his mom to "Sit up straight!"

Thanks for posting, RW!

Anonymous said...

Anon,

Then I sincerely thank you from the bottom of my heart. I rarely get such a nice surprise when I get home. Most of the time I am by myself for a little bit.

Still, I wish I could do something for you.

Will you stay and talk with us? I promise that it's bound to get way more interesting.



RW,

Bob does look like Jesus and Gerard looks kind of miffed and smirky that he still has blonde hair in the little pics.

Anonymous said...

Bob does have this 'holy man' look about him, doesn't he?

Those blue eyes are just piercing!

And Mikey, well, Mikey is just beautiful.

resurrected wreck said...

Gerard is never going to live down that blond hair!

Frank looks as proud as if he were presenting an A that he got on his report card!

Anonymous said...

Anon,

I hope you mean interesting and not like slightly disturbing interesting. Is it running through your head that I have a front row seat on the crazy train?

resurrected wreck said...

Bob does have this 'holy man' look about him, doesn't he?

Those blue eyes are just piercing!


They're a little mesmerizing. I was afraid of going into a trance if I stared too long into them!

Anonymous said...

I am still laughing over that picture. Those caricatures are kinda cute though.


MIB, I am sure I have spoken to most of you before. You'd be surprised and probably amused if you knew.

Anonymous said...

Anon,

If you ever just want to talk about anything, or you just want to babble and share your feelings. You can email me and I would be glad to listen or try to help. Or just find me, I'm always here on the porch. Anything you need, you got it.

Anonymous said...

Bob's eyes are really bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Like O_O



Anon:

You have me really curious.

Have you always been anonymous?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, those drawings are cute. First, I thought it was some UA stuff, then I was like oooooooooh no, that's supposed to be the band. And Gerard looks like he is laughing at the whole situation.

He is rocking the green flannel though. So early 90's. I think green might be his color.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the offer Sdock. And I must say I like your brand of Crazy.

Jennicula said...

Hi guys!

Anonymous said...

Hey Jen!

Jennicula said...

Hi Mustard, how are you?

Anonymous said...

Mustard is our resident Super Sleuth!

She's about to get out her CSI kit and start dusting for prints and swabbing for DNA!

Niiiiiiiiiice!

*plays with the black light*

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo Jennicula! :)

Anonymous said...

I'm okay, Jen!

You doing okay?!



Sdock:

My interest has definitely been piqued. But, you keep playing with that black light.

I like the pretty colors it makes.

resurrected wreck said...

Mayo's is totally dead, by the way. Everyone must be over here.

Anonymous said...

MIB, Truthfully, I have had many names, but never in blue. I love being able to express myself without having to define my identity.

Anonymous said...

Hi Jenn!

How are you?



*rummages through Mustard's kit and pulls out some rubber gloves and tube of stuff*

Mustard!! What's this for?




Anon,

Thanks, I am glad you like my brand of Crazy! Seeing as how you are still hanging around, we might be kindred spirits.*

*That really should scare you.


Where the hell did Salt and Vinegar go?

Anonymous said...

Oooooo...


Now I have no idea who the fuck you are.

I like a little mystery in my day. :)


So cool of you to come by, though! You should stick around. Sdock's right. We do get really interesting.

I mean, REALLY.

You should stay for our nightly Deep Thought discussion.

Anonymous said...

*falls to floor, clutching chest, gasping for breath*


RW!!

What do you mean that Mayo is dead? Take it back, RW! Take it back! It can't be true!

Anonymous said...

Um, Sdock.

I dunno what those are for. I'm pretty sure they go on your hands, and that kinda looks like toothpaste >.<

resurrected wreck said...

Calm yourself, Sdock! All is well. At least as well as it usually is at Mayo's abode.

Don't know where everyone's run off too, though. Maybe Jesus/Bob scared them all away :/

Anonymous said...

I must confess:

I read it as "Mayo's dead" too.


*is ashamed, and slightly amused that I'm not the only one*

resurrected wreck said...

I dare you to brush your teeth with it, Mustard.

Anonymous said...

Frank always has that 'OMG, this is some funny shit' look on his face.

The only thing is that hoodie needs little eyes on top and then it would make me think of those hooded towels, like a frog or something.

Ok, nevermind. It is adorable though.

Ray looks like 'whatever, can I just get this shit over with?'!!!

Anon, who you be?

sally said...

And why wouldn't everyone be here! The porch is the place to be :D

Heya everyone!

How are the two resident clever bad asses solly and mustard?

By the way solly, I liked your collection of books!

Anyway must dash off, so it's hi and bye from me!

Anonymous said...

How much, RW?

Anonymous said...

Sdock, I'm not scared. You have a good heart and it shows.


MIB, I wonder who you thought I was.

resurrected wreck said...

The only thing is that hoodie needs little eyes on top and then it would make me think of those hooded towels, like a frog or something.

0_0

Someone needs to make him those and present them to him at the next concert they go to.

Anonymous said...

Guys and Anon,

Please join me at the new post. This one was getting hard








to pull up.



Niiiiceeeee!

I crack myself up! Yay Medicine!

Anonymous said...

I thought you were PPU, Anon.


Not many address me as MIB.

Other than PPU, MJ, and one other person that I can't remember.


So, I really don't know now.

resurrected wreck said...

How much, RW?

I double dog dare you, Mustard!

Anonymous said...

Anon, you got me all like.....X_x

Anonymous said...

*walks in and waits quietly for sd10 to realise what to do*


hello everyone. how are you all