Saturday, October 4, 2008

Chit-Chit-Chatter

Spit, spout, spatter
make mine matter
to those assembled and gathered
inside the box
and swing batter batter
let the words fly and fabulously flatter
or crack your glass and smash and shatter
you spilled your own milk and that makes you madder
coming at me like a striking black adder
your venom in my veins, I begin to stagger
interesting
you've regained your swagger
and seeing you this way makes me rather...
sad
as you walk away I hear giggling and laughter
but karma will grab you...
you silly back stabber

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sdock10 said...

See what happens when words wake you up at 7:30 in the morning and you try to ignore them and go back to sleep....they turn into Solly babbling madness.

Nothing more, nothing less.
What a fine, fucking mess.


Help! I'm stuck in rhyming mode and it's fucking with my hustle and flow and there's no place left to go...

but down
down
down

Anonymous said...

O_O

Morning Socky.

Phew, that's pretty powerful. O_O

Did you see my note on the old one? Redrum left a nice compliment for you at his home.

there's no place left to go...

but down
down
down


And then the only way is up!

'Night.

sdock10 said...

Mornin' PP!

Grr...umm 'nite, I think over there!

I did see the comment. Thanks for letting me know. I'll have to pay ol Red a visit.

Have sweet dreams!

Smoke said...

Hiya PP! :)

Solly,

Now you got that Blake Shelton song in my head about Ol'Red!

>_<

Come on somebody,
Why don't you run?
Ol'Red is itchin' to have a little fun
Get my lantern!
Get my gun!
Red will have ya treed 'fore the mornin' comes


Or sumfin' like dat.

Grrrr.

sdock10 said...

Bwah, Smoke!

Anonymous said...

LAS VEGAS - Thirteen years to the day after being acquitted of killing his wife and her friend in Los Angeles, O.J. Simpson was found guilty of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room.

The 61-year-old former football star was convicted of all 12 counts late Friday after jurors deliberated for more than 13 hours. He released a heavy sigh as the charges were read and was immediately taken into custody.

Simpson, who went from American sports idol to celebrity-in-exile after his murder acquittal, could spend the rest of his life in prison.

Smoke said...

Whoah! I didn't know if he was gonna get convicted this time around or not. That's pretty interesting.

OJ, I'd like to introduce you to Karma. She's been lookin' for you a long time.

sdock10 said...

Shattered (Turn this car around) O.A.R.

In a way, I need a change
From this burnout scene
Another time, another town
Another everything
But it's always back to you

Stumble out, in the night
From the pouring rain
Made the block, sat and thought
There's more I need
It's always back to you

But I'm good without ya
Yeah, I'm good without you
Yeah, yeah, yeah

How many times can I break till I shatter?
Over the line can't define what I'm after
I always turn the car around
Give me a break let me make my own pattern
All that it takes is some time but I'm shattered
I always turn the car around


I had no idea that the night
Would take so damn long
Took it out, on the street
While the rain still falls
Push me back to you

But I'm good without ya
Yeah, I'm good without you
Yeah, yeah, yeah

How many times can I break till I shatter?
Over the line can't define what I'm after
I always turn the car around
Give me a break let me make my own pattern
All that it takes is some time but I'm shattered
I always turn the car around

Give it up, give it up, baby
Give it up, give it up, now
Now

How many times can I break till I shatter?
Over the line can't define what I'm after
I always turn the car around
All that I feel is the realness I'm faking
Taking my time but it's time that I'm wasting
Always turn the car around

How many times can I break till I shatter?
Over the line can't define what I'm after
I always turn the car around

Don't wanna turn that car around
I gotta turn this thing around



Weird as fuck that this is the first song I heard this morning with all the rhyming going on in my head and all....shatter.

Anonymous said...

Good morning everyone.

Have a nice day.

resurrected wreck said...

Hi :)

Anonymous said...

Saturday food for thought:

The world is opaque, majestically unknown and completely unknowable.

If you can't control your outcomes, you can control the elegance of your behavior.

Anonymous said...

You've made me sit here and think about some of the strangest things.

I somehow ended up at a database of Dylan lyrics, because "Blowin' In The Wind" has been on my tongue the past four days.

And then I remembered how "Fire And Rain" makes me feel and how, to me, it's synonymous with the onset of Autumn, and how I couldn't keep from getting choked up the first time I heard it.

Then I remembered the death of Princess Diana and how I watched the memorial and the tributes of her life and how I didn't understand "Candle In The Wind." That was until I found myself in a completely different scenerio, a completely different time, years later, wrapped in blankets on a bed with the radio on mourning her death.

I can't bring myself to ever listen to it anymore. And the song means absolutely nothing. Except it's always carry the one and placeholders.

That's all this is. Just spots of time that have the tendency, five, ten, fifty years later, to still piss you off, still make you sad or happy. And it is so weird, and I don't understand it.

I love how I look at my life through colored cellophane and beer goggles especially when I had it all figured out just one minute ago.

Anonymous said...

Oh, didn't know anyone was here. Bwuahaha, this kind of feels like walking out into a room full of people wearing only underwear. :/

MORNING!

Hey, RW! Hey, 10:34!

Jules,
Feeling any better today? I hope so. It's seriously the worst feeling to be nauseous and flu-like.

resurrected wreck said...

If you can't control your outcomes, you can control the elegance of your behavior.

I love that.

resurrected wreck said...

Hullo, Mustard! :)

resurrected wreck said...

Whatchoo up to today?

Anonymous said...

The world is opaque, majestically unknown and completely unknowable.

That's for damn sure! Thanks for the breakfast, Anonymous. :)



RW,
I dunno. I haven't decided yet!

resurrected wreck said...

I'm getting my hair done. Apart from that, I don't know either.

Anonymous said...

Hey guys! Again, thanks for the well-wishes. I feel better but I can't seem to take more than ten steps without having to sit down. >_<

I also have to find a dentist that specializes in TMJ. It's getting ridiculous; I can't even sleep, my face hurts so much.

Gahhh, too much at once!

Okay, I'm over it. Time to start taking care of the birdies. :)

Later guys!

Anonymous said...

Oh, but first:

Who else here misses Mayo and SS? I DO, I DO!

I hope Mayo posts soon. :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi & bye, K ^_^

Er... what's TMJ?

Anonymous said...

TMJ ^_^

Later!

Anonymous said...

Sorry for bailing, RW! What are you having done to your hair? Just a shaping?


Jules, glad to hear you're feeling a bit better! Probably just weak from having been sick. It gives you an excuse to sit all day though! ;)



RW, TMJ is almost like having a locked jaw. Sometimes people who grind their teeth while they sleep are diagnosed with it. It has something to do with the alignment of your jaw structure, and if it gets out of whack, it can hurt really, really bad. And could probably cause severe headaches, I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

Oh, nevermind! There you go!

Anonymous said...

I so could have easily taken care of what I wanted to say in one comment, and I somehow managed not to. >_<


Who else here misses Mayo and SS? I DO, I DO!

OooOooOoo, me too!

resurrected wreck said...

Sorry for bailing, RW! What are you having done to your hair? Just a shaping?

Touching up the colour. It's gonna be bright burdungy again! ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

RW, TMJ is almost like having a locked jaw.

OUCH! >_<

resurrected wreck said...

Who else here misses Mayo and SS? I DO, I DO!

OooOooOoo, me too!


Maybe if we leave a trail of sweets they'll show up.

Do you think it would work?

resurrected wreck said...

My hair appointment's in 45 minutes so I've got to head out.

Have a good day, all! :)

Anonymous said...

Jenny, I don't know if Momma was right or if, if it's Lieutenant Dan. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Yay for bright burgundy!!!


OUCH! >_<

I know, right? I don't even want to experience that.


Do you think it would work?

You should entice them with your candied apples, RW.

Anonymous said...

I am missing Mayo and SS too.

And PPU. I always miss PPU.

Anonymous said...

I am so fucking emo today that it isn't even funny.

Actually, it makes me have a very very bad sad.

I feel like crying enough crystalline blue emo tears to fill up 10,000 pools.

Anonymous said...

Awwww, I loved Forrest Gump.

Hey, Sdock. :)


Later, RW!

Anonymous said...

Dude, me, too.

I swear, one romantic comedy and I'll be a goner.

Mwuahaha.

sdock10 said...

Yep, me too, Mustard. I dunno what's with me today.

We just got done watching Forrest Gump and rememberthe part where he introduces Jenny to Lt. Dan and says, "Lt. Dan, this is my Jenny."

I turned to Smoke and said, "I wanna be somebody's 'my'."

Anonymous said...

I think about that too much.

It's either that, or I'm forced to think about it.

sdock10 said...

I posted to Mayo.

Hmmm...and now I am eating yogurt.

Let's not think about it today, Mustard.

You will be MY Mustard okay, how's that?

Anonymous said...

Too late.

I had a head-start on you anyway unless you were thinking about it last night, too. :)

Sounds good, by the way.


Also, I'm glad you posted. Everything almost seems right again.

I know. Almost.

sdock10 said...

Almost, yep.

My almost favorite word, second only to...

You guessed it, folks!

"FUCCCCCCCCK!"

sdock10 said...

An anon told me I was wasting my time because Mayo doesn't care.

Lucky for me I am an awesome time waster!

6 years...6 fucking years.

Nah, I suppose it wasn't all a waste. I did learn how to shoot guns.

Anonymous said...

Do you think you're wasting your time?

sdock10 said...

Nah, but I never do at the time, so I guess it's a waiting game, right?

Anonymous said...

It's been over a year.

Do you think you've wasted your time on Mayo, on us, on anyone?

Anonymous said...

For what it's worth, my time wasn't wasted.

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

For what it's worth, I don't think I've wasted my time either. I wouldn't still be here if I thought otherwise.

Have people wasted their time on me? Now, that is the loaded question.

Anonymous said...

For what it's worth, I don't think I've wasted my time either. I wouldn't still be here if I thought otherwise.

Right, so don't allow anyone to tell you you're wasting your time. :)


Time hasn't been wasted on you, I can assure you of that.

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

"Blue Veins"

Just sayin....

sdock10 said...

Mustard,

I miss your blogs so fuckin bad that I want you to write one for DM. Okay?

Pretty please.

sdock10 said...

Or maybe one day of the week it can be Mustard's Music Musings or something, how fucking cool would that be?

I know, right.

Anonymous said...

"Blue Veins"

Just sayin....


Awwww, stop it.

sdock10 said...

*growls*

Listen to it!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I miss your blogs so fuckin bad that I want you to write one for DM. Okay?

Pretty please.


I don't miss them, but I will try to dig up some inspiration from somewhere for you. I'm the worst person to ask, you know this right? ;)


Or maybe one day of the week it can be Mustard's Music Musings or something, how fucking cool would that be?

I know, right.


Bwuahahah! Well, we know how that all worked out the first time. Plus, sometimes it's good to just forget about it.


Am I confusing you? I'm confusing myself, that's why I'm asking.

sdock10 said...

Confused, maybe a little.

Amused, maybe a lot.

Anonymous said...

I know! I'm procrastinating, but I have a really good reason.

And it's the same reason I put off listening to "Carolina Drama" for so long. When someone tells you this is the "greatest song you'll ever listen to" or "this is the best song ever," there's this expectation for it to live up to its name, and I feel like if I don't, I dunno, let it rest and cultivate, I'll be disappointed.

I know. I don't know either.

sdock10 said...

Oh and don't forget Folks, The Killers on SNL! Whoop! Whoop!

Anonymous said...

Confused, maybe a little.

Amused, maybe a lot.



Buwahahah! Shut up!

;)

sdock10 said...

Hmmmm, well, I understand that. I do. And really I didn't realize how great it was until I heard it live, so maybe you shouldn't.

Actually, I am rediscovering the whole "Broken Boy Soldier" cd and it's loads of fun fun fun!

Smoke and I watched a youtube video of The White Stripes doing "Ball and Biscuit" last night and I swear I almost spontaneously combusted.

sdock10 said...

Are you still "slow" today, Mustard? Am I going to fast?

Anonymous said...

Wait, no.

Lines of communication just got crossed regarding "Blue Veins."

sdock10 said...

I mean I want you to listen to it, I do, but I can't give it to you like I heard it live and that sucks but it's still a great bluesy song.

sdock10 said...

Are you moving as slow as the night that Barnibus passed us up on the information super freeway?

Anonymous said...

Bwuahaha, I know! Oh man. It's my fault because I didn't get what you were saying in the first place.

I can't wait to listen to it, actually, I can't wait to go get that record. And the rest of the White Stripes records. And there was some other shit I wanted to pick up, too, but I can't remember them now.

sdock10 said...

Down on your hands and knees, underneath the pop-up trees.
Digging through sticks and stones, looking for store bought bones.
Waiting on the rising sun, clutching at your holstered gun.
Praying on a shooting star that I can be wherever you are.

Looking through a telescope, maybe there's a sign of hope.
Leaving everything behind, stirring a store bought mind.
Sitting at the edge of your seat, wishing you were here by me.
Sifting through the mud and the bricks, looking for a store bought fix.

You can't buy what you can't find
What you can't buy what you find,
What you can't buy, what you can.

You can't buy what you can't find, what you can.
You can't buy what you can't find, what you can.
Buy what you find, what you can't find, what you can.

You can't buy what you can't find, what you can.
You can't buy what you can't find, what you can.

sdock10 said...

Ludo.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, yeah! Ludo and then the one Jules said. Um. Lo Fidelity Allstars, right? Yeah.

sdock10 said...

I wish they made music in liquid injectable form.

Just sayin...

Like how cool would it be to be able to inject Carolina Drama right into your bloodstream?

Anonymous said...

It would be too awesome.

The days where everything comes together and aligns are typically the days I could see myself crawling into speakers and living there.

It's probably the greatest feeling in the world when that happens.

sdock10 said...

Welp, Smoke and I are off to Wal-Mart.

Maybe I will find some new tunes to buy whilst I am there.

Later, Mustard!

Get to work on that blog!

Anonymous said...

It's weird how things turn out.

Anonymous said...

Wow, same time!

Have fun! Tell Smoke I said hello!

Anonymous said...

Catch ya later, Porch. :)

Anonymous said...

OOoooh, would you really pick up the Lo Fi's?

A terrible thing recently happened to them. They just finished their new CD and were about to release it, right? Then last week we got a MySpace update from Phil Ward (the DJ ^_^ ) saying that he had lost his iPod at the airport, and that he hoped whoever found it would enjoy the entire new Lo Fi's album and outtakes.

O_O I felt so bad. Then I wished I had found it. ;)

Whoop whoop, I just woke up from a nap. WTF? Inever take naps. And I slept for like ten hours last night (after the motrin for my FACE.)

Hey guys, check this out. The cassowary bird. I never heard of those before. How cool are they? Really cool!

Carrie said...

That bird totally looks like a dinosaur, too weird. I mean, I know descendant and all, but still! Solly, Annie's camp saga is up. :)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it does! I think I want to be a cassowary for a day.

Anonymous said...

Mummy and Daddy K bought me cool Halloween slippers. Sweet! And some tater tots, 'cause I called her up and said I was jonzing for tater tots and could she please pick some up for me.

Been a long time since I had tate tits.

Anonymous said...

That's so fabulous, I'm not even going to delte it.

Anonymous said...

DELETE!



GOD!

Okay, time for me to have another lie-down. O_o

Anonymous said...

But before I go, I want to add that I am happy about OJ being found guilty, damn. It's about time he answered for something, anyway.

resurrected wreck said...

Been a long time since I had tate tits.

O_o

o_O

O_O

sdock10 said...

Boo-yow!

resurrected wreck said...

*tackles Solly*

sdock10 said...

What ya doin, RW?

resurrected wreck said...

Talkin' candy over at Mayo's.

It's making me hungry!!

Whatchoo doing?

sdock10 said...

Blog-hopping.

I want a Mars bar and for some reason they have disappeared from down here.

resurrected wreck said...

By "from down there" do you mean in your kitchen, or in your part of the country?

farawaysoclose said...

hello porchies!!

how's it hanging?

K your typo was so special!!

farawaysoclose said...

hey solly and RW!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, FASC! :D

How's things?

resurrected wreck said...

Jules' typo was magnificent!

It rivals "dick pond", to be sure!

sdock10 said...

Yeah, it's right up there with "whank you for the new post, Mayo!"

resurrected wreck said...

Dirty.

sdock10 said...

That was courtesy of our oh so lovely, Fimble Star.

She lights up my heart and fills it with joy.

resurrected wreck said...

Fimmy is a dirty birdie!

sdock10 said...

THE KILLERS! TONIGHT! SNL! YAYNESS!!

farawaysoclose said...

It rivals "dick pond", to be sure!

Yeah, it's right up there with "whank you for the new post, Mayo!"

haha! so fucking funny!!

hi guys! i am good. tired but good!

farawaysoclose said...

THE KILLERS! TONIGHT! SNL! YAYNESS!!

what's SNL and what is it wit the killers?? interview, new songs?!

I love how Brandon Flowers is so fucking uncomfortable with just himself.

unlike GW he is nervy (although fabulous) onstage. atleast GW seems to be able to get into stage persona for that!

and they are meant to be friends, yes?

sdock10 said...

Jules,

How's Mummy, Daddy, & Granny K?

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, K! :D

How's you feeling?

sdock10 said...

FASC,

It's Saturday Night Live tonight and I guess they will be performing their new single "Human" and maybe doing a skit or two.

Smoke was reading all about Brandon on Wikipedia yesterday. He's an interesting dude.

farawaysoclose said...

hey K glad you are feeling better (ish). that dry heaving vomming is so nasty!!


i had a bug when i was 35 weeks pregnant. puked so much that i set off contractions. then i got diarrhea, which is quite comman when you start labour, i was shitting it that i was going to give birth with a tummy bug!!! really not what you are wanting! it's horrendous enough!

luckily it all calmed down.

Anonymous said...

Hi guys! RW, the nausea is gone, thank goodness, and now I'm just ridiculously tired. I'm putting up my super cool Halloween lights and I have to sit down every five minutes. O_o

FASC AND SOLLY! :)

Solly, thanks, they're all pretty good. Granny K had it pretty bad last week but she's better now. ^_^ I will shout them out, although I think that Mummy K lurks here sometimes now. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh FASC, that is so awful! Stuff like that makes me so afraid of pregnancy. O_O

resurrected wreck said...

i had a bug when i was 35 weeks pregnant. puked so much that i set off contractions. then i got diarrhea, which is quite comman when you start labour, i was shitting it that i was going to give birth with a tummy bug!!! really not what you are wanting! it's horrendous enough!

O_o

I know I'm overusing this googly face today, but I think the above comment truly warrents it!

sdock10 said...

*waves to Mummy K*

farawaysoclose said...

Smoke was reading all about Brandon on Wikipedia yesterday. He's an interesting dude.

the killers are one band that i can say i actually was with them from the start. very rare for me, i usually join the fan base way down the line!! they made it big in england first.

he is a sweetie (brandon) mormon raised and all that, struggle with alcohol and cigarettes etc. (apparantly that's a no no)

he is very uncomfortable in his own skin and i think i can relate to that!!

resurrected wreck said...

*warrants

sdock10 said...

FASC,

For sure, I can relate to that as well. I can't wait to hear them tonight. I have to say that Smoke was The Killers fan first. I came around a little late in the game, but I really love "Sawdust". It's my fave by far.

farawaysoclose said...

Oh FASC, that is so awful! Stuff like that makes me so afraid of pregnancy. O_O

don't let it put you off K!! tis all worth it in the end!!

I know I'm overusing this googly face today, but I think the above comment truly warrents it!

yep it did. it was beyond googly RW!!

Anonymous said...

I hope you're right, FASC, because it's on the agenda in the next three years. O_O

I think I'll check out the Killers tonight if I can stay awake that late. ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

I want a candy apple! >_<

farawaysoclose said...

I came around a little late in the game, but I really love "Sawdust". It's my fave by far.

oh i am so normally late in the game solly!

Anonymous said...

I do, too. >_< I dont' ahve any and probably shoudlnt' eat one yet anyway.

But I am looking forward to my tate tits.

resurrected wreck said...

I am enjoying a glass of chocolate milk.

But I still want a candy apple.

farawaysoclose said...

I hope you're right, FASC, because it's on the agenda in the next three years. O_O

i am sexcited for you K!!


and a little scared!! ^_~

Anonymous said...

Eat me.


Hey, guys!

Like I was telling Sdock and Fim last night, Hot Fuss is still my favorite. :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mustard! :)

CHOCOLATE!

Anonymous said...

I'm scared too, FASC, but I think I gotsta. :) I know I'll regret it someday if I don't spawn. I'm too cool to not be someone's Mom. ;D LOL. It's funny, when I think if being a Mom I sometimes think of the pic you sent me of you with your bebe, which is such a sweet picture and you look so beautiful. And then I get jealous. ^_^

sdock10 said...

*konks Mustard over the head with the imaginary Mars bar*

Anonymous said...

Imma try to rip a song, if my CD drive still works. If I can, do you guys want to hear it? It's Japanese and so incredibly moving.

sdock10 said...

I would, I would!

Anonymous said...

*eats the Mars bar mahself*

Mwuahahaha. Take that!


Hey, RW and FASC and Jules and Sdock!

sdock10 said...

Dude, you are so wrong for that.

*snatches imaginary Mars bar from Mustard*

*nom, nom, nom*

Anonymous said...

My effing disk drive is broken. >_<

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it doesn't read anything at all. WTF. >_<

farawaysoclose said...

It's funny, when I think if being a Mom I sometimes think of the pic you sent me of you with your bebe, which is such a sweet picture and you look so beautiful. And then I get jealous. ^_^

aaah K that's so sweet of you!! and you are so wrong cos i am so NOT beautiful. i look odd in that photo and i am wearing prescription shades! i hate me really!!

i think this was the pic?

i hate my nose, freckles, stupid look etc etc etc!!

but i am holding my 3 week old boy and you can be jealous for that cos he's the bizz!! and i am at a pub having sunday dinner on a beautiful june day so that's cool.

hello mustard!!

sorry i was getting my girls to bed!

Anonymous said...

That's the one. OMG what's there to hate? That's such a gorgeous pic!

farawaysoclose said...

oh and i hate my hair!!

just look at the size of my lads paws!!

seriously they are huge, still are now. he is going to be so tall! he is like a puppy growing into his huge arm span and hands!! he runs towards me with his arms out and i am like "woah...you have such long arms!!" his head is also massive! seriously he is going to be a giant!!

farawaysoclose said...

That's the one. OMG what's there to hate? That's such a gorgeous pic!

haha well we are very similar K cos i think that when you diss your looks!!

i have low self esteem i guess. well i am not guessing i do! it annoys the bloke but i can't help it!!

resurrected wreck said...

You has freckles just like me! ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

Don't know if anyone's interested, but there's a new Mayo post up.

farawaysoclose said...

just seen new mayo RW!

gonna go re read.

yes i do have freckles!! i am a pale girly!

resurrected wreck said...

Same, FASC :)

Anonymous said...

I think freckles are beautiful! I wish I had some.

Hey guys, Mayo is about! Aww. ^_^ I miss his silly ass.

resurrected wreck said...

I wish I could give you some of mine, K. I have freckles to spare!

sdock10 said...

Jules,

Me too.

Anonymous said...

And people are already being rude to him. Gosh! He can't even go into his own blog, it seems. >_<

RW, I'm sure I'd trade you! My skin is so boring.

Anonymous said...

"My skin is so boring." There's something you don't read every day.

Anonymous said...

My tate tits are almost ready and I am so sexcited!

sdock10 said...

Yeah, and we're still getting blamed for ruining everything.

I just don't know what to do or not do anymore.

farawaysoclose said...

i miss you guys there!!

there's no one there!

i hate freckles K!!

sdock10 said...

FASC,

I still think it's for the best if I stay away from over there. The fucking blog might explode or something and everyone deserves a little peace and quiet.

resurrected wreck said...

If you played connect the dots with the freckles on my arm with a Sharpie, K, it would look like someone took a paint brush to it!

Anonymous said...

Solly, me too. Although part of me--the bitch part--is tempted to sign in there and say *kisses Mayo*, I know that would just make things that much more ridiculous over there.

sdock10 said...

Don't spit tate tits that could be very dangerous.

Anonymous said...

I know; someone could lose an eye!

RW: What picture would your freckles paint? Would it be like a constellation? ^_^

Anonymous said...

My idiot neighbors have obviously got themselves a duck call. Apparently to blow it as loudly and as frequently as possible is the height of civilized entertainment.

I want to go over there and palm strike it down someone's throat.

resurrected wreck said...

It would be a bloody black hole, K!

sdock10 said...

WTF do your neighbors need with a duck call?

Anonymous said...

A SUPERMASSIVE one, RW? :)

Solly, I dunno. They're probably gonna go out in a duck blind and shoot some ducks and drink lots of beer. 'Cause they're all hardcore like that.

resurrected wreck said...

Indeed, K!

sdock10 said...

Wow, okay. Sounds like they are really hardcore for sure.

farawaysoclose said...

hey guys!!

just nervous and awkward over there. i requested a check the time and goodnight from mayo, just to be light hearted. and i love that shit.

he won't he's prob gone.

i feel sad for him.

Anonymous said...

They are so hardcore they go around their yard naked in the summer. Then they build a bonfire in a trash can, get drunk, yell "WOOOOO" as lot and then usually one of them falls into the fire at some point. And they piss outside a lot, too.

farawaysoclose said...

I want to go over there and palm strike it down someone's throat.

lolzies!

don't though K, just ignore them!!

Smoke said...

I feel sad for him, too. :(

I like the PS though. Makes me feel all cezy in the head. @_@

Hi all!

sdock10 said...

I feel sad for him too. There's just no end to it. And it sucks.

Pisses me off.

Anonymous said...

I do, too, FASC. He posts this very personal thing and everyone's like, "OMG the evil porchiesssss!!! THEY RUINED THE BLOG!!!"

Oh, man.

resurrected wreck said...

and then usually one of them falls into the fire at some point.

Good gods! O_O

sdock10 said...

Dude puts his journal out there for us to read and for the most part all he gets is shit thrown back at him.

Anonymous said...

Oh yes, RW, they're a constant blaze. I keep hoping that at some point they'll forget the old "stop, drop and roll" thing and I won't have to hear them anymore. ;)

sdock10 said...

I want to go tell him that I'm sorry again, but I don't know what else to do.

Smoke said...

It's just wrong. All wrong. But what can we do?

Anonymous said...

You tell them, FASC! ^_^

resurrected wreck said...

You're bad, K!

resurrected wreck said...

Maye needs to start laying the smack down.

resurrected wreck said...

I don't know why he puts up with it.

resurrected wreck said...

*Mayo

Smoke said...

I don't either, RW. I really don't. In the beginning, I know he probably got something out of this. He actually got something in return for putting his words out there. Now? Not so much.

Anonymous said...

I waited all day for my tate tits and now they are gone. Eaten! >_<

resurrected wreck said...

Anon is cutting & pasting from DM again.

*sigh*

When are they going to get it that this place is not a secret?

farawaysoclose said...

well i'm all sad now,.

poor guy, he shares his beautiful words and some people are so thick and rude and mean!!

i feel so sorry for him.

he must despair of all that shit, he tries not to get involved.

the guy can't win.

i've gotta go guys, 22.09 here!!

love you all.

resurrected wreck said...

Bye for now, FASC :) Have a good night!

Anonymous said...

Maybe I should throw them up and make all new ones to eat!

Blech, that joke isn't even funny after the last two days. Sorry.

Or maybe it's never funny. ;) I used that joke in front of my sister in law one Thanksgiving, utterly forgetting that she was bulimic. Go, me! With the elegant class!

Anonymous said...

Just ignore them, you guys, I'll bet that Mayo does.

Or, rather, hey copy past anon!


*kisses Mayo*

Bye FASC! Good to see you. :D

Anonymous said...

I swear I really did LOL at Mayo 4:44. That kind of ruled.

Smoke said...

Bwah!!!

Smoke said...

It really did! Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

It was a little bit like a pimp-smack.

sdock10 said...

Welp, I posted to Mayo again, apologizing for all the chaos.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

What do you want for supper? Huh?

Anonymous said...

poor you

resurrected wreck said...

I swear I really did LOL at Mayo 4:44. That kind of ruled.

It did! And there was nothing ambiguous about it.

Bet it gets ignored though.

Anonymous said...

Good on you, Solly.

*applause*

resurrected wreck said...

Aw, he did the "check the time" thing! ^_^

Too bad FASC just left :(

Smoke said...

LOL! She'll love that!

Smoke said...

Oh! Go me! O_O

sdock10 said...

Go, Porch!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, S&V! :D

Smoke said...

Hiya! ^_^

sdock10 said...

Redrum makes me smile.

Anonymous said...

Go you / porch? Wha'd I miss? O_O

I ♥ Redrum, too.

Still trying to get this damn song to play. I haven't given up!

sdock10 said...

Oh nothing, Jules. We hit 200 comments. That is all.

Anonymous said...

Oh! Duh, so we did! ^_^

Anonymous said...

can i come to your pity party?

sdock10 said...

*waves to Fimble*

Smoke said...

Bwah! GO PORCH!

Redrum is funny. I like them, too. They come in and say like three words and make you laugh out loud.

sdock10 said...

Uh-huh, you can come to the Porch Pity Party if you'd like.

It's more like wayyy to much party and not so much pity though.

Anonymous said...

Aww, well, that was kind of a sad read.

Hey, again. :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Mustard :)

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