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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
162 comments:
4 mothereffin' days!
OMG.
^___^
My head still hurts! Wahahahah!
Damnit, tell your head not to hurt. We have stuffs to do!
Good morning lovely ladies of the porch.
Hope you have all been well. Enjoy whatever is happening in four days. Sounds good :)
Just wanted to say hello. Bye!
Hi KD,
Good to see ya on da porch! Hope you are absotively fantastic!
We are going to see Reggie and Leathermouth!
Dun dun dun dundundahduhduhdun
Dun dun dun dundundahduhduhdun
Dun dun dun dundundahduhduhdun
I said ahyou gonna be my girrrl?
*head bobble*
So freakin' catchy, that song!
FOUR DAYS! WHOOP WHOOP!
See you guys around!
My head still hurts too, S&V :(
WTF? A hurricane? Seriously? And now I have a fuckin' headache too.
Gaaaaaaah!
Hurricane?
Where?
Just a tropical storm right now, RW. But it could be a hurricane by Wednesday, just in time for Reggie and Leathermouth!
Lookout Orlando!
Oh no! >_<
I don't know but I miss him like whoah. :(
http://www.youtube.com
/watch?v=zskw3mCQFL4
I suck at linking but you must watch this, SMOKE!
Knock knock!
Who's thar?
Oh no.
I was just knocking, and I don't know any Knock Knock jokes with which to get myself out of this situation, so.
Um.
Me?
Guys,
Wanna AIM?
I'm gonna go take a baff and then I will be on hanging out. If you wanna talk to me, if not, Oh well, oh well, oh well...
OMGGGGG! I get to use my new razor and I am so super excited!
Buwahahaha!
I used to hate knock-knock jokes!
Where is my a(MUSE)d little woman?
Here here!
MUSE rocks.
Just sayin'.
Hey, beautiful. How are you doing?
I'm s'okay. How are you doing?
Hi, MIB. It is Bond. James Bond.
I am doing well, thank you. Are you guys getting some nasty tropical storm weather?
Hey, James!
I got fed up with your MIA disappearing act, and I said "Fuck" today. Please forgive my sudden outburst. 'Twas done out of Solly ♥.
Oooh no, not yet. Tropical storm Fay is going to whup our asses when we go to Orlando.
Can I be a Bond girl?
Bwuahaha.
^_^
Whatchoo guys up to?
mustardisbetter said...
*eh heeeem*
Where the fuck is PPU? Srsly.
That is all.
SHOCKING really!
Smoke,
We're just chillin'..you know, puffin' a Winston and drinking 40.
5'4 to 5'7, depending on which day it is, S&M.
What are you up to?
Oh, we so will. Fay don't wanna get between me and my Leathermouth.
Just sayin'....
SHOCKING really!
Like you don't ever say it. ;)
SMOOOOOOOOKE!
Niiiice.
So, can I be a Bond girl? You know, I'm all blonde again.
MUUUUUUUSSSSSSSTTTTAARRRDDD!!!!
5'4 to 5'7, depending on which day it is, S&M.
Oh my God, I have to steal that!
Usually I say something lame like, "The sky."
I do. It is one of my favorite words. I was just surprised to see it come out of such a tasty condiment.
S&M, done with the fiery red all ready?
I never say that word.
Nope.
I'm innocent like that.
Fuck is one of my favorite words. I say it as much as possible.
Smoke, did you take any pics of your new 'do yet?
I iz all pretty and blonde again. All kinds of colors really. Kinda funky.
Will you be my stripey unicorn?
"Fuck" does carry this amazing punch that no other word in the dictionary can carry.
It should win the Best All Around Word Award.
You lie, Solly.
I might say 'heck' or 'dang' or 'goodness gracious'.
That's about it.
I left my camera at work so I can't take a pic yet.
Do you guys want to hear a funny story? Do you? Okay, well I will tell you.
The other day at work one of my co-workers was commenting about how hot our fedex guy was and stuff like that. And I'm like "Yeah, he's sexy, but I'm thinking that it must be the unicorn."
I kid you not.
not uniform, but unicorn
I am sorry, Ms. Solly. It has been busy at work and shit.
Bwuahaha!
You had PPU on the brain.
Best story ever, Solly. It might have even made me laugh insanely a little bit.
PPU,
You are forgiven. I just wanted you to know that you were missed. That's all. I know all too well how crazy busy life can get.
Huh.
I did say MOOOTTHHEHRRFUUUCKKERR once or twice didn't I?
Well, I'll be.
Muwahahaha.
My favorite is SONOFABITCH.
I have a bad habit of saying that at work.
That stupid sonofabitch.
SON-OF-A-BITCH! I don't wanna answer that phone!
Ummm, well, sonofabitch.
Yep.
You are all my Bond girls. No Pussy Galore or Octopussy though. I can not take those names seriously.
Oh mah God.
>.<
Bong Girl will suffice.
>_<
*Bond
Unicorns are everywhere these days. ^_~
Just not our favorite one.
We have missed you.
She was like...Ummm, okay. Unicorm and I am like, I mean uniform, uniform, uniform. And she laughed at me and she had no idea why that would even be on the tip of my tongue.
Glad I could make you guys laugh. I tried so hard to pick up the phone and call Smoke immediately after it happened, but she was not at her fucking desk. TYPICAL!
Bong girl, Mustard?
Bwahahahaha!
My favorite is SONOFABITCH.
I could see that rolling off of the tongue well, yeah. :)
Bong Girl?
We are Bong Girls?
Bong girl? Nice Freudian slip.
Those are actual Bond girl names and were meant to be taken seriously too.
I'm always at my sonofabitching desk, Solly. ALWAYS!
Mustard,
You and your G. I swear. ^_~
Should we keep our blogger names for our Bong girl names? Hmm...
Yeah and what was the chick oh yeah Moneypenny or something.
Out of my head with yourself, Smoke.
Muwahaha! It's kinda nice in here, Mustard.
Boy, you weren't lying when you said you gave that "G" extra special attention.
Is it bad that I am worrying about dying at the Social at the hands of a 14 year old mosher? Or a meffin hurricane?
I think the culprit might actually be my left index finger. I think it likes to go faster than the rest of them, and therefore goes faster than my brain so I can't catch it.
That makes perfect sense.
Pffft. We iz gonna be fine.
Bond's got our back.
Right, James?
Solly, just keep your cell phone and sunshades in check and you will be fine. Bruising is not such a bad thing.
Oh, Mustard, that story is much more believable and scary.
I think I would be more afraid of the mosher than of Fay.
Perfect sense, Mustard. O_o
I guess I will have to toughen myself up and mosh with the best of em, right?
Can't wait to be grabbed by the collar and shook by a member of Leathermouth or Reggie!
The moment will live on forever on Youtube.
Maybe I will even slamdance or crowd surf...huh? How fuckin cool would that be? Yeah, I know.
I mean it's going to be me, Smoke, Fimmy and like a few hundred teenagers.
PPU,
How is it that superfly gangster unicorns like yourself say it? "Throw some 'bows?"
Sdock, you just gotta throw some 'bows or whatever. ;)
Throw some 'bows? What's that mean?
PPU is so superfly gangsta. But can I give you a squeezy hug? Pweeze? Then I'll let you go back to being superfly gangsta.
It's superfly gangster for throwing elbows, Sdock. Moshing around, throwing 'bows, getting beat the hell up by kneecaps and Converses.
Smoke is giving out hugs and Mustard is throwing 'bows and Solly is dropping eff bombs!
What is PPU doing?
Oh! I get it now.
I think.
Okay cool. I'm slow. It takes me a minute.
Or two.
Gee, thanks Mustard. Now, I'm scared of getting trampled to death or losing some teeth. Damn. That's if I don't suffocate.
*practices throwing 'bows*
Is this kind of like playing hardcore street bball? Where you don't get called for a foul?
Except by Sdock I mean Smoke.
Arrrrgh.
I am a lover, not a fighter, MIB. But you are one bad ass chick for throwing them 'bows.
*jabs you with my elbow*
:)
I am practicing the art of underwater basket weaving, Solly.
Bwahahah!
Hi :)
WTF? Good answer, PPU. ^_~
Hiya RW! How's the head?
I iz covered in paint speckles. Even my underarms got splotched, don't ask me how >_<
Bwhaha! Oh my GOD, you are talented.
But I want to know, how long can you hold your breath?
and are you gonna fill those baskets with scones and Solly ♥s?
My head is feeling much better now, thank you, S&V :) How's yours?
'Cause you were painting nekkie again probably, RW. ;)
Hey!
Well, you paint nakie, right? O_O
STOP IT MUSTARD! STOP IT NOW!
Mine feels a little better now, RW. I took a pill and now I'm loopy. @_@
SMOOOOOOOKE!
MUUUUUSSTTTAARRDDD!!!
"I was watchin' with one eye on the other side..."
I have Jack White on the brain.
Hiya RW!
Really Solly? Do you really?
Hmmmm.....
I gots Pariah on the brain. :(
We is havin' a regular ol po'ch partayyyyyyy tonight! We have busted 100 comments. Whoop! Whoop! Fuck yeah!
Smoke,
Didya watch the "Jolene" video that I put up on here? I suck so fucking hard at making a link.
YAYNESS!
*sits down next to PPU and gives him a wet willie*
I was just about asleep, too!
Not yet, Solly. I can't hear it so I'll have to wait until tomorrow.
>_<
Sonofabitchin' Law & Order.
S&M, do not make me tickle you behind your knee. I know women hate that.
Solly, what is your favorite tune off of White Blood Cells?
*sits on the other side of PPU*
*leans back, sticks tongue out at Smoke and pulls her hair*
Hello, RW.
Oh gosh, I get violent when I'm tickled, too. I might just pop you in the eyeball or something. Just a reflex thing.
I wasn't painting nakie this time, as I had to take the curtains off my bedroom window to paint, so I was in a t-shirt and cut-off jeans. Turns out though that the only thing that looked in at me was a kitty.
Hi, PPU :)
How are you? As you can see, you've been missed!
A favorite...well, you know that changes daily, right?
So today, it is "Offend in Every Way"
Hi, Solly! :D
Waz that you streakin' through Mayo's?
I need to go get all of the White Stripes' albums. I was rocking some Raconteurs today though.
Yeah it was, RW. I was givin' shout outs to my homies!
Mustard,
YOU MUST! But Raconteurs will do just fine.
Good choice, Solly.
What is your favorite, PPU? Today, I mean. Tomorrow it can totally change.
Okay, tell me:
What White Stripes album should be my next purchase?
I already have Get Behind Me Satan.
Get Behind Me Satan is awesome. I love that whole album.
Especially, Blue Orchid.
Oh, Mustard....Gosh, how can I choose?
RW,
Are you going to let us see piccies of your home decorating when you get done?
My favorite off of that album today would probably be This Protector.
Any of them, Mustard.
Elephant has Seven Nation Army and Ball and Biscuit.
You would love Ball and Biscuit, I think. Lots of guitar awesomeness.
So, maybe I should just go get all of them. I need some more music.
Niiiiiiiiiice, PPU.
Yeah, but she would also love "Catch Hell Blues"!
Are you going to let us see piccies of your home decorating when you get done?
Sure will ^_^
I warn you, though, I don't know when that will be. I still have curtains to make for my bedroom window and pictures to frame & put up, etc. It's an on-going project.
And I would totally do a stripper pole dance to "I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself".
Yeah, I would.
^_~
And I'm totally crushing on Meg. What in this world? Meg makes me want to play drums.
*is listening to PPU's song*
Whooooooa!
Smoke, naughty.
;)
My my, S&M.
Have you ever watched that video, Mustard?
OMG, you can't listen to it without imagining yourself swinging around a pole. Promise.
Hee-hee. ^_~
No, no. I'm preeeetty sure I can imagine myself not swinging around a pole. The last thing I need is a broken neck. ;)
O_O
*shakes head at Smoke*
*takes a look around her apartment*
Wow, I got a lot of work done today!
Bwahaha!
Well, I'm not sure I'd be good at it but yeah, I'd so do it.
I'd probably get all tangled.
X_X
I iz not coordinated at all.
Now I am listening to "The Air Near My Fingers"....ahhh, like heaven.
PPU, do you like The Raconteurs too?
Good job, RW! My in-laws made me work, too. I did alot of pretending though. I'd rake a for a minute and then act like I needed something from inside so I'd disappear for ten minutes at the time. ^_^
Oh man, "Five On The Five" is my new favorite song.
It's so 50s rockerish, and I ♥ it beyond belief.
Solly, I have not heard a lot of their music but what I have heard, I like.
Your in-laws should be ashamed of themselves, S&V!
Carolina Drama, PPU.
^_^
The bestest ever.
RW,
I totally agree.
Oh, PPU, you must must must get their latest. Go buy the CD or itunes it or whatever you have to do, but GET IT! It's like everything good and stuff.
RW, I will hire you out when I find a new place one day and you can come decorate it for me.
Did they at least buy you sumfin' when you were done?
RW, I will hire you out when I find a new place one day and you can come decorate it for me.
Can I decorate nakie?
I still think "Many Shades Of Black" sounds like "Hopelessly Devoted To You."
RW, did you really think I would let you decorate with clothes on?
They didn't buy me a damn thing, RW.
How dare they?
Can I decorate nakie while listening to Leathermouth?
S&V, I think you should disown them!
resurrected wreck said...
Can I decorate nakie while listening to Leathermouth?
O_O
I would disown them but they might buy me sumfin' for my birthday and for Christmas so I better hold off.
Muwahahah.
Good thinking, S&V.
PPU!
Where'd you go? O_O
Good night, gorgeous women folk.
I miss a lot.
G'nite, PPU.
Glad to see you back!
Take care and sweet dreams!
Shit. Sorry!
Goodnight, PPU! Thanks for the funny banter. See you around. :)
Nighty-night, PPU! Sweet dreams! ^_^
Glad to see you back around here.
I think I'm about to head on off, too. Goodnight everyone!
Sweet dreams! ^_^
Goodnight, PPU and S&V :)
'Nite, Porchies!
Sweet dreams of Jack and Meg!
Night night, Solly :)
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