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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
136 comments:
About effin' time. >_<
Sorry.
No, you're not.
*sticks out tongue*
I haven't even had breakfast yet. What are you doing?
I iz working hard.
hiyaz porchies!
hope you enjoy your day off solly!
back to work princess!
*does dance around the porch*
I don't have to work today! I don't have to work today! Yayness for Solly!
Have a nice day porchies & chocolate unicorns.
Thanks, Anon.
It's so hot out. I'm hoping PPU finds a nice shade. Chocolate PPU's could melt on a day like today.
Thank you, Anon.
Solly, could you ever forgive a lousy unicorn for ditching you last night?
A-ha!
So you didn't get blasted last night. :)
I am hungry people. I gots to go find me sumfin' to eat.
Get you some Zaxby's, S&M.
Solly, I will grovel, if necessary.
That sounds good. Why don't you bring me some? ^_~
I'll be back in a bit.
Awwwh, PPU. No groveling necessary.
How are you?
PPU,
You eat Zaxby's?
Shame on you, S&M! It was a test. You should have said you would never eat the poor, defenseless chickens. Enjoy your lunch.
I am well, Solly. How are you, sunshine?
No, Solly. But you and Miss S&M have talked about it before, I did not even know what it was.
Bwah, PPU! I almost fell for the Zaxby's thing too.
I am better than last night. I am cleaning out my closet (muuahaha, I sound like Eminem) and my drawers and what not. I don't have as much shit here as I thought. Mostly cards and letters and pictures and stuff like that. Memories I will shove in a box like I always do.
You got something SINsational planned for today? If not, maybe something SUNsational? If not that then I dunno?
Wanna come help me move? Want to have one of those POD things delivered to my house so I can shove all my shit in it?
Or....
Do you wanna ditch this place and run off to.........hmmm, now where could we go?
Do you have a new place lined up?
If by new place you mean my old bedroom at my Mama's house, then, I suppose I do.
Unless, your offer to take me around the world still stands.
Or have you forgotten?
Bwah!
I'm just pickin' at ya. I never get to pick and play with ya and this seems like old times.
I remember. I am having a special Solly seat built so your flight will be enjoyable.
ahahha, you guys have to laugh at this with me! I just found a picture of this wedding ring set I had all picked out. Printed out 2/15/06.
Gotta love me.
Shame on you, S&M! It was a test. You should have said you would never eat the poor, defenseless chickens. Enjoy your lunch.
*looks shameful*
I read that just as I was taking a bite off of my chicken strip.
You'll be happy to know that I can't eat a hamburger now without thinking about you and the cows. I think I'm slowly crossing over to the vegetarian side. I honestly don't eat very much meat.
And what's this about a special Solly seat? What about a special S&M seat?
OMG!
That sounds so bad now that I think about it. Like you've got some secret creepy contraption for....ya know. O_O
Bwahahaha! I kill me.
Smoke,
You have never seen the KFC video that Pamela Kid Rock Lee Anderson made??? OMG! I'd wait until after I got done with the chicken strip before watching it though.
Did you get behind one of those chicken trucks on your way there?
STFU, SOLLY! STFU!
Hi guys!
Smoke,
Me, you, and PPU should really have our own show. We would kill people with our thought provoking commentary and our deadly senses of humor.
Oh dear GOD, I almost spelled humour like a Brit. WTF?
Jenn,
How are you? I haven't talked to you in forevah!
Actually, no. I walked over to the hospital cafeteria.
*gasp*
I know! Can you believe that I walked? Buwahaha!
I was so hungry though.
We should all have our own show.
The Meffers and their Ghetto Unicorn.
It would be hil-ar-i-ous.
HIIIIII JENNNNNNNN!!!!!!! :)
I was on vaca last week. Traveled to your neck of the woods.
Beautiful stuff in the south, I tell ya.
He's here, guys. If I disappear for a bit, that will be why.
Why am I shaking?
Anyway, we'll see.
Solly, how are you?
I was sorry to read of your stuff last night.
I have a purple couch that has comforted a number of people through the years. You're welcomed to it.
Really? You came down south? Lots of trees and mosquitos. ^_^
North Georgia is very pretty. Especially in the fall when the leaves are all turning. Very nice.
I was on the coast, soaking up the sun and fun.
It's so pretty in the south. I love the southern drawl.
I swear to God I could be robbed blind by some smooth talker with a drawl like that.
Him: "Hello darlin', Ahm gonna rob ya blaand."
Me: "Ok, anything else you might need, let me know. Here's my phone number."
Bwahaha!
You should hear my son talk. He is soooo southern. It ain't even funny.
I have to call these insurance companies sometimes and they might be in New York or Washington or somewheres and half the time they can't understand me. They are like, "WTF did you just say?"
O_O
Well this is awkward at best. We just sat down and ate lunch together talking about how to tie up all our unfinished business.
Can I vomit now?
Jenn,
Do not be sucked in by the southern drawl! It's a ploy.
What's new with you, Solly? What's on the agenda? I hope you're feeling all right. :)
Did PPU melt?
QUICK! Look for a big puddle of chocolate!
HURRY! HURRY!
So, can I come smack him now? :)
I love the drawl no matter what. It's just yummy.
My husband loves it too. He works for people in NC and the girls pour it on pretty thick for him.
They get him to do what they want, and he's happy about it. 0_0
PPU is like a POOF.
Pretty Poofy Unicorn.
They disdapeered again.
Oh, dang!
Hello Jules! :)
What you up to?
Smok, maybe you should try a different accent. Maybe he'll totally dig it and get moving.
Hiya K, how are you?
Well, Jules, I'm feeling somewhat better today. I'm just cleaning up and throwing stuff away (not really, you know I'm a collector of junk) and packing up some shit.
He's here now.
Jenn,
He was trying to speak with an Australian accent last night. I asked him WTF he was doing. He was like, "What?"
O_O
He's a little touched in the head.
hahahaha!
That's too funny! My husband can to the Boston/New England accent really well.
Doesn't turn me on though. Makes me want to smack him.
Hey, maybe that's his whole ageda...
0_0
that would be "agenda'
duh
Hahaha!
I gotta get back to work now. Why? WHHHHHYYYYYYYY??????
*sigh*
Oh well.
Later peeps!
Hi, Jennicula! How are you? Princess, have a good rest of the day at work. :)
Solly, I hope you are totally ignoring him and going about your business. Though I know it can't be easy.
PPU,
Smoke and I would like to dedicate this song to you. It was played during Hellboy 2 and since you kinda swayed us into seeing it, well, when we heard it, we immediately thought of you and how you make us smile.
You know I can't smile without you
Can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you
You came along just like a song
And brighten my day
Who would have believed that you were
part of a dream
Now it all seems light years away
And now you know I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel sad when you're sad
I feel glad when you're glad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile
Now some people say happiness takes
so very long to find
Well, I'm finding it hard leaving
your love behind me
And you see I can't smile without you
I can't smile without you
I can't laugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see I feel glad when you're glad
I feel sad when you're sad
If you only knew what I'm going through
I just can't smile without you.
It's perfect, right? I know.
Are you laughing your ass off right now?
You should.
We is so crazy!
I'm listening to Muse right now.
Starlight
Do you think I'll get fired if I start dancing on top of my desk?
Hmmm.........
I love that song. It's the one that they played right before the TBS show last May and I'll never forget it. I was standing there with Meghan and Mummy K, and Matt Rubano was behind us and that song came on. I started signing it to Meghan and dancing. Matt was watching us at first like, "Uhh, okay" and then like, "Aww!" i realized that the lyrics kind of make it my song to my young cousins. ^_^ So now, that's one of my favorite songs.
It's jappy madness in Mayo's. Anons all trying to figure out who is who.
I could see where that might get a little tricky.
*starts singing RUN DMC's "It's Tricky!"
Later, Porchies!
I am off to listen to local primary election results with my familia.
Who knows....There might be a new sheriff in town!!
guys i am in out and shakin it all about!!
miss being around, life is bizzy!
love you all.
big *hug* especially for solly!
gotta go!!
Anyone here?
Our election results were lame and I'm hungry.
X_X
My eyes are bleeding from catching up at Mayo's!
I'll be back in a few.
I hope everyone's okay!
Mustard,
Come baaaaaaaaaaaack! Come back!
Grrrr.....
*is so hungry she starts eyeballing chocolate PPU*
Okay, chocolate PPU is safe, I am eating pasta and fresh tomatoes.
Yummers.
So, is it over? Is the election over? O_O
Ummm, well, it's over for the losers, I would guess.
Where the eff is Dipsy?
Smoke,
Ummm, I don't think there will be any "upsets" tonight in our little cozy county. There might end up being a run-off for the sheriff's race 'tween the 2 dudes.
69! Yessss! I am such a freak deep down inside.
Ohhhhh......
Dipsy?
Where's Tinky Winky? ^_^
I dunno.
Can I just say that I ♥ the A&E channel? I really, really do.
Ha! Check out the main page. I've added a new little thingy.
Damnit! I can't watch that!
Sucks to be me!
:)
It's one of my favorites.
And I'm gonna change it like errday.
Hmmmm....
What will tomorrow be?
My Chem?
The Used?
TBS?
Three 6 Mafia!!!!
Or ummm...
Flo-bots?
Barry Manilow?
Raconteurs?
BOO!
RW,
*squeeze*
We wuz lonely.
Whatchoo doin?
Boo! :)
Johnny Cash?
Muse?
Ludo?
NKOTB for Mustard?
Totally! We gotta do some NKOTB for Mustard!
Speakin of Johnny Cash, have you heard the new song "Johnny and June"? It's so sweet.
No! I haven't heard that.
I'll have to look that up.
I can totally take requests, too.
Oh, and by the way, our mother just called.
:(
She's not to pleezed.
Hi, Solly & S&V! :D
I iz listenin' to Brit pop.
Whatchoo doin'?
Well, she shouldn't have been shocked after hearing the first set of numbers.
I'z eating peanut butter toast.
Ooo! Yum!
I had an ice cream sammich for dinner.
RW,
I iz talking to you and Smoke and watchin' A&E and looking up song lyrics. I iz multitaskin'!
You iz bizzy, Solly!
I iz discoverin' new bands that I like.
Oh there's something 'bout a man in black,
Makes me want to buy a cadillac,
Throw the top back,
And roll down to Jackson town,
I wanna be there on the stage with you,
You and I could be the next rage to,
Hear the crowd roar,
Make 'em one more,
I'll kick the footlights out,
I wanna love like Johnny and June,
Rings of fire burnin' with you,
I wanna walk the line,
Walk the line,
'Till the end of time,
I wanna love,
Love ya that much,
Cash it all in,
Give it all up,
When you're gone,
I wanna go too,
Like Johnny and June,
I wanna hold you baby right or wrong,
Build a world around a country song,
Pray a sweet prayer,
Follow you there,
Down in history,
I wanna love like Johnny and June,
Rings of fire burnin' with you,
I wanna walk the line,
Walk the line,
'Till the end of time,
I wanna love,
Love ya that much,
Cash it all in,
Give it all up,
When you're gone,
I wanna go too,
Like Johnny and June,
Like Johnny and June,
More than life itself,
No-one else,
This here is promise,
They don't make love like that anymore,
Is that too much to be askin' for,
I wanna love like Johnny and June,
Rings of fire burnin' with you,
I wanna walk the line,
Walk the line,
'Till the end of time,
I wanna love,
Love ya that much,
Cash it all in,
Give it all up,
When you're gone,
I wanna go too,
Like Johnny and June,
Like Johnny and June,
And when we're gone,
There'll be no tears to cry,
Only memories of our lives,
They'll remember, remember,
A love like that.
I ♥ Johnny & June!
I might eat some toast and blackberry jam.
RW, didja ever listen to Reggie?
Not yet, Solly, but I shall!
Awww! That is sweet! :)
Where'd Mustard go? Did she get lost in Mayo's? O_O
Don't think so, S&V, i didn't see her over there. it's just a bunch of anons arguing over Gerard right now.
Hullo?
Did you all get et like a chocolate unicorn?
Oh! I'm here. LHM just came in. He went to da moobies. :)
I iz washin da dishes too!
It's raining here. Is it raining there, Smoke?
It was. Not anymore. I wish it would rain all night. That would be nice.
What did he see, S&V?
I love the sound of rain on the roof when I'm sleeping.
He saw Meet Dave.
His Nanny said he wanted to leave about halfway through the movie. O_o
She said it was funny but not hilarious.
I haven't heard of it. Who's in it?
Eddie Murphy. I think it bombed.
I don't like Eddie Murphy. I don't think he's made a good movie in years.
Me either, RW. He's irritating.
Anyone around?
Hi, Mustard! :D
Hello, RW!
What's shakin'?
OMG. Frank is gonna steal all my damn money. S//C has got some cool new shit up.
EEEEEEKKKKK!!!
I'm here.
I ♥ this one
Nothing much. Just popping in to see what's going on!
Smoke,
I listened to 8th Grade especially for you today. No Leathermouth though, seeing as how I won't have a tangible copy of that until forever into the year. :)
Hello, Sdock!
Though it will sound entirely insensitive, how are things? Mellow, not so mellow, not sure?
YAYNESS!
And I listened to Venom just for you. :)
I can't wait to have a for real Leathermouth cd. CAN'T WAIT!!!!!
Well guys, I think I'm gonna head on off to bed. Sweet dreams, everyone!
♥♪♥♪♥
Have a wonderful night, Smoke. Talk to you later!
G'nite, Smoke. Re: the shirt, not sure if I like that one or not.
Hi Mustard,
I'm more mellow I guess. I have up and down moments but today was s'okay.
How are you?
Oooo! Nice tee, S&V! Are you gonna buy it?
Ooops! Just missed you :S
Night, S&V :)
RW,
Did you like it?
Jeez, it's rainin' chocolate unicorns and camels at my house. Goodness gracious.
I like the sentiment of it, Solly.
Mustard,
Don't I know it. Can't be bothered with yourself, I totally understand that feeling all too well.
Can I just maybe say that maybe you perhaps could just ramble off with yourself and open your blog back up maybe?
My satellite goes out just as I am about to watch Benjamin Bratt. Sonofabitch, sucks to be me.
Bwuahaha. You're trying to Sly Solly, aren't you?
I have shit to say though. Maybe I will find a song and post it.
Or maybe I will go find bits and pieces of shit to post.
*to be
On your blog, ya mean? Because that should totally be what you mean.
Yeah! I thought that's what you meant!
*eyes PPU's soft chocolatey muzzle*
*pops RW's hand*
Bad RW! BAD!
*looks guilty*
Well, time for me to turn in.
Have a lovely evening, Solly :)
Well guys, guess I'm off to bed now.
Benjamin Bratt is back on my tv so it's all good.
Nite nite, porchies.
RW, wipe your mouth. You have chocolate around it.
Bwah!
See you guys tomorrow!
0_0
Oh man.
It looks really weird seeing words there now!
Night guys!
"Solly's Awake Now!"
No. Solly isn't!
I hope the shift is going well, sweetie.
Something good is going to happen out of this, I'm positive.
xoxo
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