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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
148 comments:
yes you are!!!!!
morning solly!
Morning, FASC!
How's Monday going?
What the hell are you doing going to work on your holiday, Solly??
I dunno. Just don't want to sit at home by myself, I guess. That and I still have some stuff to get finished before I take a few days off. I probably won't stay the whole day.
Actually knowing me, I probably will.
I dunno....
Hope you all have a magical Monday!
You could go into work for me instead, I just wanna stay in bed!
You could make costumes for a day :)
monday's ticking by nicely solly dick!
hiya RW!
have great days everybody!
Have a lovely Monday, Solly & FASC :)
*eyes chocolate unicorn*
Nah, it's too early in the morning for chocolate. PPU is safe!
Nah, it's too early in the morning for chocolate.
No.
No, it isn't!
*leaves little lickety-lick dibs all over chocolate unicorn*
Mine!
^_^
Have a great Monday everyone!
(peeks in)
<_<
>_>
(waves magic wand)
Ala-ka-zipper!
*POOF*
[a plate of chocolates appears]
Ta-DA!
PPUzzzz!!!!
Where is you?
You ain't all gobbled up are you? O_O
I just wanted to let you know that Hellboy kicked ass. I never saw the first one but now I might have to. LHM was pissed off because we went to see that and didn't tell him.
Pffft.
Somebody come help me work! I'm bored as hell!
I am really digging Lolli Lolli by Three 6 Mafia right now.
You guys should check it out.
Really?
Sho'nuff?
I liked their song from the movie Hustle & Flow. :)
Hello.
I would make it all better if I could.
I ♥ the porchies, I ♥ BlogBelieve, I ♥ music, I ♥ my sister, and I ♥ my PPU!
Oh yeah, and I ♥ xanax.
O_O
And we love you sweetie.
Hiya PPU sweetie.
Do tell me, are you all chocolatey and yummy like the pic?
*edges closer for a lick*
Well, lookee there. It's a kneeless/hornless unicorn.
At least they left your tail. Didn't they? Oh, they might have eaten that, too. ^_~
I dunno where Mustard has been today. I miss her when she's not here. :(
Miss T, I might not be as yummy, but I am certainly as sweet.
Hi, S&M, did you have a good day?
I iz still at work, PPU! Gah! This day is never gonna end. It's been okay so far though. How about you? You doing okay today? ^_^
Sweet sounds good to me PPU.
Slap em PPU, slap em so we can hear it.
it's all so fucking good right now it's amayzzzzzzzzzzing.
for shizzle ma nizzle, it is tinky winky.
word, tinky winky, whats hangin?
Wait. Who is Tinky Winky? O_O
Hey, the gang is here.
Come out Mustard if you can hear us.
And do I want to know what's hangin?
DOUBLE O_O O_O.
princess, stop that, you knwo very well. guess what, i am listenign to reggie at the mo and i like this song. its great @)
PPU,
Was you listening to some Three 6 Mafia earlier? Ha!
MUUUUUUUSSTTTTAAARRRDDDD!!!!!!!!
It's pretty cool, right?
Bwah! It's gonna be sooo much fun!
Over the hills and far away....
a dead rabbit comes out to play (or sleep)
LOL fim.
The best episode was when they spilled their tubby tustard on their feet and made the noo noo suck it off.
Then they chased him and he threw it up all over the automatic doors.
Uh oh! Not that I watch it of course.
God! It's been so long since I've watched that show!
The funniest one that I've seen is when Tinky Winky had his skirt on and he was making everyone try it on. Then he got to Dipsy and Dipsy was like, "HELL NO! DIPSY NO WEAR SKIRT!"
Bwahaha! I laughed so hard.
misst, omg i watched that today. me and tornado was watchign it, it was so funny.
anyhoots, i am sorry i think i made your friend vanish, i will speak to you all another time ok, have fun \:)
That's cool fim. You can never have too much teletubbies.
Smoke, I saw that one. Dipsy rules. Though lala got the dress on him in the end cos she is the boss lady.
PPU,
Where'd you go? Bwah, I am walking around not knowing whether to laugh my ass off or cry my eyes out. What a conundrum....(is that the right word?)
*puts arms round solly*
You do what you have to.
He can not just kick you to the curb, Solly. It is your house too.
S&M...you stalker.
I read it as condom.
O_O
I gotta shut my shit down for the night.
PPU,
So tell me, is it really hard out there for a pimp? When you're trying to get the money for the rent? Bwah! ^_~
HOLLA! See you guys in a bit!
Yeah, well, he kind of can, I guess. I did demand more money though. He got irate and irrational and left again. He's not even acting like he even cared about me at all.
Should I take another xanax?
PPU,
I missed you today. Just sayin...
I like to come on and read the banter between you and the porchies. You always make me smile.
Do you feel it when we miss you?
See ya smoke.
You hold out for what you want solly.
I would advise against that, Solly. It will not help you solve your problems.
No more pills solly.
Smoke,
Be careful going home. Okay? Listen to some......
Bullets!
No more xanax, Solly. Don't wanna end up in a field with no 911 dispatchers.
O_O
Seriously.
Okay, really gone now. BYEEEE!
Bye, S&M. Take care.
I am out of here too. bed time for me.
PPU, fim, smoke. You guys take care of solly tonight.
Solly, I love you girl and we are gonna help you get through this.
Goodnight everyone.
What, no Fimmy to tackle??
Solly, you are so lovable. He is the one with the problem.
You are too good for him and you will find someone better.
Are you gonna be OK tonight?
I'm alone. He smooth walked out the door. Right past me like I wasn;t even here.
Anyways, I'm sorry. Nevermind.
talk to me solly. Are you gonna be OK?
Hi RW sweetie. how are you?
MissT,
You have sweet dreams. Thank you for checking on me. I will be fine. I am just like Scarlett O'hara. I will think about it all tomorrow. Tomorrow is another fucked up day.
MissT,
I promise. I will be just as fine and fucked up as I ever was. Come back tomorrow for the next Solly show. I will bring my filthy mouth and all my charms.
Hi RW!
OK solly sweetie.
You jst keep on talking to people. You got fimmy there and people here.
I love you sweetie. Remember that we love you and you will go on to bigger and better things.
I have to go to bed now cos it's after 1:00am here.
You take care sweetie. Goodnight.
Goodnight everyone.
hey rw, i am here just laying low for a while. you ok?
solly, answer your phone please.
PPU,
I tried to stop them from eating you, but it was no use. When I came on the porch, there was nothing put chocolate finger smears and crumblets all around. I passed out from the carnage.
dont know if you can see this but you and i and smok will be in a crowd liek this :)
rw, if you give us your number, you can be in the crowd too via mob.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9
PkZQEe4KU&feature=related
yeh, forgot to put this in that messege lol
Guys,
When have I not been a hot manic mess? It's just going to be a roller coaster for a bit. I am a silly girl who thought I could love someone enough. I tried to be his everything..his best friend and it didn't work. That's the way I roll....I do my best to make people see that there is love out there. Love is real. I guess I didn't do a good job making him see that.
Solly, I have seen you and I know you are beautiful and I find you completely lovable. And how much do I fucking rock? A lot. So, take my word for these things.
I Solly & Miss T :)
Solly, I don't like to see you sad :(
You know what's so funny? I'm not a girl who wants the moon and the stars and the sun. I don't need marriage or babies or a fancy house. I am just a girl who wants to be held. I am just a girl who wants to feel loved. To be understood. To look in someone's eyes and know that they can see right down into my soul. To know when they touch my hand they can feel my heart beat.
rw, if you give us your number, you can be in the crowd too via mob.
Er... wot?
Oh, and hello to you too, PPU :)
Sorry I crunched your kneecaps.
PPU,
You do rock pretty meffin' hard. I'll give you that. Thank you for those words. But you know me, I'm Solly the overthinker so question everything.
You know what's so funny? I'm not a girl who wants the moon and the stars and the sun. I don't need marriage or babies or a fancy house. I am just a girl who wants to be held. I am just a girl who wants to feel loved. To be understood. To look in someone's eyes and know that they can see right down into my soul. To know when they touch my hand they can feel my heart beat.
Then think of it this way: now that you're free from the wrong guy, you're open to all that when the right guy does come along.
Maybe that was the problem Sdock.
You gave too much, and he gave too little.
solly, i told you on the phone, i told you here, you are much more then that person can ever be. the way he treated you is not how you are goign to resort. you know what you have said and you knwo that you are going to stand your ground. 6 years is a long time and it will take time to eventially see that this is for the better reasons but in the mean time, you have friends and family and you also have the 20th when you will meet a freaky english chick who will blow your mind with all the crazy membranes she has :)
I Solly & Miss T :)
Er... means "Hi Solly & Miss T"
>_<
rw, give me your phone number and we will ring you. is that better? sorry i am back on my english terms again. i have to get crunk into american words lol
Ring me when?
I don't have a cell phone, by the way, just a run of the mill dial-up with no extra features.
PPU,
Where'd ya go?
I be missin' my PPU. I'm still wearing my choke chain. Remember how you used to yank it for me and put me back on my toes?
I might need a little yanky yank.
when we are in the crowd bigging it up with all the rockers :)
when we are in the crowd bigging it up with all the rockers :)
Lol! Really? You'd call me from da Leathermouth show?
*wants a Reggie CD*
I thought they were a brand new band. They've been around for a while?
yes totally, sooly will have to hold the phone cos i will have smok on my shoulders, lets keep fingers crossed that she doesnt fart
Shall I email my phone number to you or to Solly, Fimmy? Or both?
RW,
Want us to call you for realz?
B/C that's what I did when Smoke and I were at Birmingham. I called Fimmy from the show.
Oooo! Guess what I bought today, Fimmy? Guess!
both rw, then we can have a party at leathermouth lol.
I swear to GOD if I lose another phone, someone in MCR is gonna pay!!!
Gerard still owes me a new one and this time it will be all Frankies fault.
Although I totally don't expect to make it out of the pit alive. I will be dead before Reggie hits the stage.
PPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Yes, please, do call me!! :D
I shall email you and Fimmy my phone number right now, Solly.
those shoes, the ones with the nice heel? ohhhhh tell me tell me tell me
RW,
Do it! Do it!
Guys,
I'm sorry for wigging out and acting all silly about a stupid break up. I feel like such an idiot. There are people out there with far greater problems than mine. I have so much in my life to be thankful for and this shouldn't even be worth talking about.
Nope, not the shoes, Fimmy. I did go looking for others like it, but didn't find any :/
Guess again!
Gocs, Solly, don't even mention it :) I'd be wigging out a bit too if I were going through a break up.
Hell, that's why I'm single, I can't stand the drama.
er... "gocs" = gosh
Yeah, but's lame to talk about such silliness when people out there have real problems. I have a broken heart...boo fucking hoo for Solly.
Now I am listening to Reggie. This is nice. So good.
A broken heart is a real problem. But you're right to think on the positive. There are worse things, after all.
solly, we are here for you, now shut up cs you are not silly and go into mayos and tell that anon to jump on your roof and hitch hike to orlando with you ok.
rw, i dont know, did you get a leathermouth ticket to orlando? :)
I just hope that I;m not all damaged and beyond repair. I hope I still got a good lovin heart left. Maybe I'm not all scarred and bitter and shit.
You guys are really great advice givers. Just sayin'.
*waves really hard*
I didn't get a ticket to the Orlando show, missus. i did think about getting one to one of the New York shows, but the show K is going to is in the middle of the week, and I can't make it to that.
Hi, Mustard :D
Mustard,
PPU disdappeared. I am thinking RW might've ate 'em.
You know, the support and the honesty that's given here, it just kind of breaks my heart.
Because it's nice to have that once in a while, you know? And people out there, outside of this place, they might not have that.
You guys are really, really awesome.
Well, I've had my heart broken 4 times & I'm still up for a fifth! ^_^
It didn't scar me, I don't expect it'll scar you. It may make you more cautious, it did me, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. It also taught to be more self-reliant in emotional matters.
PPU disdappeared. I am thinking RW might've ate 'em.
Didn't!!
*burp*
Jeeesus, Solly. No, of course you are not repulsive.
He, on the other hand, is an everloving dick, and he did that to hurt you. It makes him feel better to hurt folks I guess, and unfortunately he made it your problem.
It hurts a lot, and maybe you can't see it now, but you are so much better off without that kind of abuse.
rw wat did you get, and slash, i fail at what you said but i try. thats all you can do :)
He's not to blame for all my issues though. He just brought up right up to the surface I guess.
He loved me. Wasn't in love with me. I knew that.
PPU lefted us.
:(
*sad face*
I gots myself a little black miniskirt, Fimmy ^_^
I iz way too old for miniskirts! But... I haz great legs!
I iz going to wear it with leggings 'cause I'm just not a flash-yer-panties kinda girl.
I ♥ you guys. All of you. :)
Jules,
He is an everloving dick. And I can say that with absolute certainty. He didn't like me much.
Ha.
Feeling was mutual.
I et him, Solly.
Sorry.
He shouldn'ta gone all chocolate-like.
T'was his own fault.
PPU,
Come back! Come back! Come back!
Don't make Solly beg! It ain't purdy, but then again, nothing I ever do is.
RW,
I got ya digits!
*is sad again*
I ♥ my PPU. I want my PPU back!
Cool, Solly ^_^
Did Fimmy tell you I never turn on my ringer or answer my phone?
I shall make an exception for you two, or course!
I could regurgitate him for you, Solly, if you likes?
So we are gonna call RW from the concert? EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!
resurrected wreck said...
I could regurgitate him for you, Solly, if you likes?
O_O
I just want my PPU back.
That is all.
I am liking me some Reggie.
yes we are smok.
rw, omg you still havent shown me a picture of your mini dress :(
I haven't worn it yet, Fimmy. i still have alterations to do on it.
Sorry!
Must shower, back in a bit...
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=15yxifo&s=4
*sigh*
Guess PPU lefted us.
Sorry, PPU. I didn't mean to bring you down or lead you hear to get you eaten.
I hope you come back soon.
♥s for you.
or here even.
Not hear.
AIM, anyone?
Hellloooooooooo? Is there anybody out there? Can you hear me?
What's the piccie of, Solly?
My used to be dude.
Time for Solly baths for ALL!
The loss is his, you know that don't you?
Hey, Solly... which Reggie song should I buy with the free iTunes song coupon Fimmy gave me?
Solly baths?
Oh goodness, RW. I only started listening today and I don't know any of the song titles.
It really is his loss, Sdock. And it really bums me out that he wasn't able to be the one to give you those things you wanted up there.
I have no idea what I'm talking about, but I do know you deserve a better person than the one he showed to you.
I just wish he could see is all.
rw, buy the one 'get well soon' i liek that one, or the one that is liek 'girl ran away' soemthign liek that. so good yayness
Yeah, RW, I dunno what a Solly bath means, but everyone should go take one.
Okay, Fimmy ^_^
I'll bet it's lovely and warm and full of sweet-smelling bubbles ^_^
And squeezy rubber unicorns!
That sounds so dirty...
Thank you all for everything, you are the best group of people that I have ever not met but know deep down in my heart.
I know that is all going to turn out okay.
RW
0_0
Squeezy, rubber unicorns? Awwh that reminds me of all the times I put my MY Little Ponies in the bath with me.
Aww! I bet the ponies loved their bafftime ^_^
I used to have a wind-up dolphin that I would take in the baff and the pool with me.
Well, t'is time for me to go to bed.
Have a good night, Solly & anyone else who be lurkin' ^_^
OOooh and the bestest baff time was with Barbie!!
Hey Soll,
Dude, didn't your sister and you ever watch First Wives Club? Honey, don't get mad, get EVERYTHING.
Look into your local laws to see if you have attained common-law status. If that's the case, he's got some sharin to do.
And if there's nothing legal you can do to get something out of him, cut the plugs off of all his electronics before you leave. TV, Playstation/XBOX/Wii, whatever he's got that is big, expensive and essential to a man's ego.
Things'll get better, and you know it.
Good morning people of the porch.
Socky sweetie,
I'm so sorry to read what you are going through. You have a sweet heart and so much love to give. His loss.
Amy is right. Please investigate your rights regarding communal property, such as your home. It is not solely his, nor his right to tell you it is his to have.
A two year live in relationship here entitles you to half the assets, including property. I'm sure Georgia must have something similar.
If it is too hard to speak to him, please get a strong third party to speak with him on your behalf.
*sending you much love, and hugs*
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