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93 comments:
First?
Seriously.
Nice.
Have a splendid day!
♥s for PPU!
Good morning porchies.
More ♥s for PPU.
Some ♥s for Solly.
I'm in a foul mood today, Porchies.
>_<
Yes, PPU, I stole that from you. Bwah! Where are you by the way?
Have a good day everyone!
I'd leave ♥'s today but mine seems to have hardened overnight. Maybe tomorrow? Meh, prolly not.
Here's some notes instead:
♪♪♪♪♪
Scorpio (10/23-11/21)Your intense energy may not appeal to everyone, but you should never try to hide it.
And just why would my intense energy not be appealing?
Pffft.
O, pretty, tiny Princess?
MM!!!!!
Are you still around?
Well poooooh! :(
*stomps feet*
*crosses arms*
*plops down in the swing*
*pokes lips out*
MM,
This is my face right now: >.<
hello porchies!
did ya miss me atall??
Of course we did! :)
i missed my mini fix of you guys too!
Hi everyone, I hope you are well.
FASC, I still haven't got my TBPID. No message that they tried to deliver it either. Thanks for the heads up about the extra charge though. At least that won't come as a shock now.
I'd love to stay and chat but to be honest, I'm not in the mood. I have been catching up and trying to think of something to say but I can't.
I have a pounding headache which started last night.
Also, these past few nights I have been having freaky dreams where I am seriously ill and trying to get to hospital. It is touch and go as to whether I get there in time and I keep asking myself if I am gonna die. I keep waking up before I find out the answer but I have been dying these past few nights. It's freaking me out.
Last night, the ambulance was taking too long so a friend threw me onto his bike and rode me there and all the while I could feel myself slipping away.
Sorry to dump this on you guys. I'm freaked and not really in a chatty mood.
I'll catch you all around sometime. Unless my dreams come true that is.
Nighty night.
the biggest *hugs* to you miss T!
see you soon!
Thanks FASC, goodnight sweetie.
night miss T!
i am outa here also guys!
love ya!
*heavy sigh*
*does a half-ass pirouette*
*plops down on the porch step*
Hiya Mustard,
What ya doin?
I'm trying to rid myself of this irritable, pissy-ass mood.
What are you doing?
Xanax, anyone?
*passes around bowl full of footballs*
*sigh*
I miss Sister Midnite.
Passing out drugs, trying to lift myself out of this state of manic melancholy that I am in.
Wanna play chess?
Me, too! She's supposed to be taking care of our football tree thingy that grows them.
Whatchoo guys doing? O_o
I do, too.
APB for SisterM.
Hey, Smoke!
I suck at Chess.
Hiya Mustard! :)
Mustard,
Any particular reason why you are in a bad mood?
Well, I'm still laughing about my dime I got today.
10 meffin pennies. :)
Fuck if I know why.
In two seconds flat last night, I'm pretty sure I turned into one of the Devil's spawn. I'm just mad at everything. Freakin' cotton candy and smiling babies would make me ill right now.
Regarding your situation, maybe you two need to make a set time and day to discuss things. Maybe that would work?
My TBPID package arrived today.
Guess whose mask I got?
Um, sure, if you can find him. I don't see why not.
MIKEY'S?!?!
You got Gerards!
MIKEY'S!! ^_^
Mustard,
Here, have a blue football, it's BlogBelieve. C'mon, chillax.
I have moments like that. I turn into a pure demon. Seriously.
Oh and I dunno about my situation. I can't figure out why he dumped all this shit on me only to run away.
What's happening? Who ran away?
YAYAYAYAYA!
That's awesome! The one you wanted!
DID YOU REALLY???
OH MY GOD! It worked! It worked! I figured that something would happen and you would end up with Gerard's!
*sighs, because Solly does kinda sorta just a teeny weeny bit way down deep wants to buy Gerard's mask too*
and Mikey's
and Ray's
and Frank's
and the one Matt Cortez didn't get to design
and the one James didn't get to design
So, here's what I'm thinking.....
GERARD DIDN'T REALLY MART ONE, DID HE? ^_~
Nobody, RW. My dude told me on the phone last week that he's done with our relationship blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and he's so far been pretty much MIA since then.
Meanwhile, I'm still working and paying all the bills.
Yes, he did.
FASC is going to get Gerard's! I just knows it!
Mustarrrrrrrrrrrd!
Football? Yes? Yes?
Oh and just a funny side note, the other day, my horoscope totally told me that I should "make art." I went all like...
O_O
And I was like but what does that even mean and with who and how?
Totally messed me up all day.
Solly, you and S&V have some seriously powerful hoodoo going on to get me my Mikey mask!
Thank you!!
Told you! We was sending psychic waves to get you that Mikey mask! I iz so happy for you!
Yeah, we're kind of freaky like that.
Now, what else can I wish for...
Nobody, RW. My dude told me on the phone last week that he's done with our relationship blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and he's so far been pretty much MIA since then.
Meanwhile, I'm still working and paying all the bills.
:(
Oh and just a funny side note, the other day, my horoscope totally told me that I should "make art."
Mine told me I was going to spend the week being jealous, but that wasn't necessarily a bad thing.
Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. I'm hurt, mad, upset, happy, mellow, pissed, crying, don't care...all at the same time.
MUSTARRRRRRRRRD!
Where the eff did you go?
*squeezes Solly Wolly*
Maybe i'ts your way out solly,maybe i'ts a good thing even if it does'nt feel so good right now hon.
*squeezes RW back*
Thanks, you guys.
I'm really a lot more okay than I thought I would be. Just bear(bare) BWAH (inside joke) with me and my mood swings for a little while.
Thanks, anon. You're probably right.
Well, my horoscope told me the other day to be quiet. O_O
I don't even know what that means.
I think it's really scary when you are quiet. I don't like it at all.
What sign are you, Solly?
Guess, RW!
GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
*growls*
GUESS!
I'm not one to give advice,i've been there where your at solly a hundred times and who in the hell knows what love is any way? Sometimes i hate my husband, and then at times i love him to death,so give it time...things will work out
Here's your horoscope for the week, S&V:
About nine million people see this column regularly. On average, nine of them experience a one-in-a-million coincidence each week. In the next seven days, however, I believe as many as 90,000 of my readers will have that kind of mind-blowing synchronicity, and most of them will be Scorpios. That's because your tribe is in a phase when happy accidents and miraculous flukes are practically unavoidable. Even if you don't brush up against a one-in-a-million stroke of lucky fate, I bet you'll be touched by a one-in-a-thousand event.
Erm... Leo, Solly?
Twisted Sister, I dunno. I think he and I might be past our "working out" point. 6 and 1/2 years is a long fucking time and for the past year we've been growing further and further apart.
We'll see.
Nope, guess again.
Read my mind....
I'm sending it to you telepathically.
*sends*
Dunno, Solly. Can you give me a hint?
In the meantime, here's mine:
It's Wallow in Your Envy and Jealousy Week. During this holiday, you may in good conscience explore your covetous resentments and plumb the depths of your longing for what others have attained. Here's the payoff: Giving yourself this perverse pleasure should keep you relatively free from envy and jealousy for the next three months. To get yourself in the mood, read this excerpt from Dave Morrison's poem "Jealous": "I am jealous of those who do stupid things and feel no shame. I am jealous of the dead for their reduced workload, jealous of newborn babies for their clean records. I'm jealous of those older than me for what they know, and those younger than me for what they don't. I am jealous of dogs who don't think about living, or dying, they just do."
Virgo?
I like to keep the fucking balance.
Libra!
*sigh*
Libra
Just do whats best for you sweetie, life is to short to be unhappy.
Yes, lamest sign of em all.
What does my lame 'scope say?
Libra:
In July 1969, astronaut Buzz Aldrin was the second human to walk on the moon. That was the good news. The bad news was that as he carried out his heroic feat, he wet his pants. He testifies to the event in the documentary film In the Shadow of the Moon. I suspect you may soon have a comparable experience, Libra: experiencing a little boo-boo or no-no while you're riding high. Though it may make you feel vulnerable at the time, it's trivial in the big scheme of things and isn't likely to stick with you. How many people even know that Aldrin accidentally peed at his moment of glory?
Ya hear that PPU? We're gonna be connected somehow this week. O_O
Cuz Scorpios rule the world pretty much. ^_^
TS,
I am going to try. That's one of the things I think I have to learn how to do. Do for myself, be myself, live for myself and love myself.
WOW.
That's kind of ewwww, Solly. O_o
Bwahaha!
No!
Oh, and hi TS! :)
Smoke,
You read that, right? It totally said that I am going to piss or shit on myself whilst doing something uber fantabulous and groundbreaking.
Hmmmmmm....
Your oracle card for the week, Solly, is Rebirth. It's a butterly emerging from a crysalis.
Well that's pretty fitting, don't ya think?
That's kind of cool.
You read that, right? It totally said that I am going to piss or shit on myself whilst doing something uber fantabulous and groundbreaking.
I wonder if Gerard did that while recording The Black Parade.
...
Best not to think about, really.
Guys!
Let's name Ergo's hen for her! The one that got hurt but is now better!
Oracle card piccie
Just please don't piss on yourself when you see Frank in Orlando. :)
I would be soooo embarrassed.
Ergo's got a hurt hen?
I was coming out of a coffee shop on my way home from work today but was blocked by a small crowd of people fussing over a wounded dove. it couldn't fly, and no one was sure what to do, so they called the Humane Society and were waiting for someone to arrive.
Well, she is on the mend, RW. What can we name her?
Awww, a hurt dove and a hurt hen. In the same blog.
What are the odds?
I sort of named the dove Olive.
RW,
You iz so sweeeeeeeeet! Olive.
Have you watched the DVD yet?
Not yet, Solly, I just got the package, like, an hour ago.
Has you watched it?
I'm off for a bit. Gonna go take a baff.
See you guys in a little bit.
*runs back in*
DUH, of course. Smoke and I watchededed it the first night. I can't wait for you to see it.
I'z gots to run out for a bit too. Must pick up a fancy black curtain rod from Wal-Mart. I iz decoratin'!
Have a good baff, Solly ^_^
DON'T USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER!
Where the eff is Fimble?
FIMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!
I miss you!
Come back Fimmy so I can tackle you!
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