Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Let's ALL Eat Cheetos and Wipe our HANDS on our PANTS!

I double dog dare you.

Better yet, walk up behind someone and pat them on the back. Tell 'em, "Good job!"

They'll spend the rest of the day walking around with a new found confidence all the while toting a huge orange hand print on their back.


What's in those things? Seriously. Does anyone know?

How do they get 'em so fucking orange and tasty all at the same time.

Cheezy puffed air powdery orange magnificence!

95 comments:

Smoke said...

I don't know but I bet a certain hip/ghetto-fabulous unicorn could tell ya what's in them. Bwah!

Snap. I iz so witty at 10pm. Night porch!

sdock10 said...

Oh for God's sake, Suzanne. Just go to bed.

Anonymous said...

first for today, whoop me up big time for shizzle.

farawaysoclose said...

poo and wee fimmy!

farawaysoclose said...

gotta go guys!

have great thursdays porchies!!

sdock10 said...

Happy 10 Months, Porchies!

Mwah! Mwah!

Love you guys!


I'll catch ya'll after work. Try and have a great Thursday!

sally said...

Good morning everyone!

Enjoy your Thursday :)

Smoke said...

I'm still sweepy. I wanna go back to bed. :(

Happy 10 months everyone! YAY!

Have a great Thursday!!!!

Anonymous said...

S&M, is your name really Suzanne? I did not picture you as a Suzanne.

Maybe a Cassy or Jennifer, perhaps a Michelle. But not a Suzanne.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Actually, no. It's not Suzanne. It does start with an S though. :)

Anonymous said...

You cant be a jennifer, you are too naughty :)


and i know your name :p

Anonymous said...

Bwahahaha! Fim! You lie. YOU LIE!

I am not naughty. I am innocent and proper. And don't let MM try to tell you that I'm a stalker either. I have done no such thing. ^_~

Anonymous said...

tell that to the poor sonic guy

Anonymous said...

Oh, snap! No you didn't. You were the one yelling at him through the cell phone. Hahaha!

Well, I guess MM is all tied up now. I promise, I didn't do it.
Not yet anyway. ^_~

Gots to go back to work for a bit.

See you guys later on today! :)

Anonymous said...

Morning porchie hos!

Fimble, you stole 13 from me! Ahh well. Three more days till you're back In The Zone! I can't wait! :D

Anonymous said...

hello.
3 days indeed

Anonymous said...

*slaps Fimmy on her butt, with an orange hand*

Morning all!

*wonders if MM has one of these*

Tres cool indeed, but in a non-GreenDay way =)

Have a great day everyone!

resurrected wreck said...

Did you know that if you light the end of one of those orange meffers they catch on fire?

resurrected wreck said...

*wonders if MM has one of these*

I want one!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry!

Dont'click that link guys!!

It's so damn slow it will be time for the next election to come around!


O_O

Really, RW?! That's handy to know for when the world's coal supply runs out.

Night all.

resurrected wreck said...

Night, PP :) Link worked fine for me.

Anonymous said...

Oh, did it come up for you RW!


It's cool, isn't it!


My computer nearly reached retirement age opening it O_o

Anonymous said...

Look at PP knowing where I got my name. Nice!

Sorry for the hit and run, S&M.

So, tell me what your name is.

Stacy? Sheila? Sharon? My Sharona? Stella?

Anonymous said...

Whoa, my radio, all the way in NZ, is playing Flobots, No Handlebars!

I only just heard of the song for the first time through you guys, the other day.

Freaky O_O

'Night =)

Anonymous said...

Good night, PP.

resurrected wreck said...

I think you should tell her your height, MM, then maybe she'll tell you her name ;)

Anonymous said...

Nope, keep guessing!

Solly sends you ♥'s.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, what RW said. Ha!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, S&V :) Whatchoo doing?

Anonymous said...

I iz working, RW. Whatchoo doing?

resurrected wreck said...

I iz eatin' a toasted English muffin with marmalade & a glass of chocolate milk.

Anonymous said...

Yummy! :)

Anonymous said...

Hello TToT People,

"Let's ALL Eat Cheetos and Wipe our HANDS on our PANTS!"

Is your real name "Britney Spears"?

I jest, I jest - she doesn't wear pants*

Kass xx

*Joke doesn't really work unless you're English or know of Miss Spears' predilection for cheesy snacks!
**I'll go home now...

Anonymous said...

Bwah! Have a good one, Kass! :)

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, Kass :)

Anonymous said...

Do not play coy with me, Ms. S&M.

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, you know, I said it at Mayo's a looooong time ago. You don't remember?

It can be either a boy's name or a girl's name.

Anonymous said...

Tell Solly I said hello and that I have my hat strategically dipped below one eye.

Anonymous said...

I always hated my name growing up. It doesn't bother me now. Everyone just always assumed I was a boy until they seen me. Ha.

resurrected wreck said...

I remember it, S&V ^_^

Anonymous said...

No, alas, I do not remember.

resurrected wreck said...

Going to have a shower & head out.

Have a good day, guys :)

Anonymous said...

You too, RW.

Anonymous said...

Bye, RW!

You iz being all sexy and mysterious today, MM. Niiiice.

Okay, I'll tell you.

My name is Smoke. There ya go. ^_~

Ha!

Nah, it's really Shannon.

Anonymous said...

Well hello, Shannon.

Anonymous said...

Well hello there, Mystery Man. ^_^

I gotta head out for a bit. Will you be around later this afternoon?

Anonymous said...

Yes, I will check back with you later.

Have a good afternoon...Shannon.

Anonymous said...

You, too! Be back later! :)

Anonymous said...

Hey dangerously cheesy gang.

What's new?

Anonymous said...

Hi Jenn!

I just got back from lunch. It was really early for me and now I've got a long ass afternoon ahead of me. Grrrrr....

What you up to?

Anonymous said...

I'm working like a nut. PUlling lots of overtime. I start vacation at 3 pm.

When the clock hits that magic number, move it sister, I'm outta here for the week!

Woohoo!

Anonymous said...

Niiice! I'm waiting on 5pm. Grrr, seems like a lifetime. Oh well.

My lunch hour is now over. Boooo! See ya later. Have fun this weekend if I don't see ya again!

Anonymous said...

You have a good one too!

resurrected wreck said...

I'm done my holidays and back at work on Monday - boo! >_<

farawaysoclose said...

poor you RW!!

hello lovely porchies!!

MissTottenham said...

Hi

MissTottenham said...

*turns out light as she leaves*

No one home I guess.

I'll try again a other day.

Anonymous said...

Is anyone on mayo's, i keep getting an error page?

sdock10 said...

*waves to fimmy*

Yep, yep!

Anonymous said...

I cant get on there. wanted to say hi but hey ho i cant urgh. off to bed now so i will see you tomorrow, had a shitty day regarding stuff, need to sleep it away.

sweet dreams when you retire
xx

Smoke said...

Fimmy! I miss you! :)

sdock10 said...

G'nite Fimmy.

Just remember, you'll be able to hear my voice soon. My calm reassuring voice.

Miss you, BOTCH!

Sweet dreams!

Mwah! Mwah!

sdock10 said...

PPU...errr I mean MM,

I send you extra Solly ♥s to make it through this extra long holiday weekend.

*squeeze*

sdock10 said...

Goin 4 wheeler ridin to the store. Be back in a bit.

MissTottenham said...

Oh poo!

I pop back in and I've missed fimmy.

*waves to fimmy*

Goodnight sweetie.

Hi everyone else.

Smoke said...

What I want to know is when is PPU gonna come pick me up to go chill with his homies and drink some beers? ^_^

MissTottenham said...

Yay we want some PPU action.

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

You haven't drank beer in over 5 years I bet.

Smoke said...

Prolly longer than that, Solly. That shit stinks to high heaven. Makes me want to vomit just thinking about it. I bet PPU would make me some Midori Sours though. I know he would.

PPU will be my girlie drink mixer. :)

Smoke said...

I was #69! Yeaahhhhh booooyyyyy!

MissTottenham said...

I'll have some vodka blue if we are partying.

MissTottenham said...

*raises eyebrows at smokes outburst*

Smoke said...

Bwahaha! I remember the last time I had a couple of cosmos. I was sliding all over the place. Very close to alcohol poisoning. Don't remember much else.

Bleh.

Haven't drank much of anything since.

MissTottenham said...

Yup, that'll put you off for sure.


I'm sure you are manic enough without the booze.

MissTottenham said...

So smoke, you got the frankie mask?

Which one did solly get?

Smoke said...

Yep. Alcohol and my temper does not mix. I realized that a loooonnnggg time ago. Someone can look at me and I swear they're trying to start shit and then I'm ready to fight. My husband and I could never go out together and both of us have a drink. Nope. It was a fight just waiting to happen.

I am violent enough without any extra influences. ^_~

Smoke said...

She got Bob's! It's so pretty, too. He did a great job. I was very impressed by Bob.

I pretty much had Frank's picked out. I could just tell that was his. I squealed when I opened the box and my husband looked at me like I was crazy.

MissTottenham said...

LOL., I can imagine the look on his face. he probably thought you were drinking again.

I wonder who I will get, hopefully it should reach me by Monday at the latest, if the email is to be believed.

Smoke said...

Which one do you like?

MissTottenham said...

To be honest, I don't mind. That's why I'm all eager wondering rather than antsy hoping that I don't get a certain one.

MissTottenham said...

I think when we all have our MCR masks, we should all wear them in blogland and have a masked ball.

Smoke said...

Yes! Most definitely! Hahaha!

MissTottenham said...

And we would have to guess who each other was.

Any excuse for a blog party.

Do those masks come in unicorn and sheep size?

sdock10 said...

So, PPU is your girlie drink mixer now, Smoke? Well, I think I will just drink straight from the bottle. No one can hang with me.

I've had half a xanax and I am chilled the fuck out right now.

IT's all good.

Smoke said...

Yeah, those are no good for me either. Make me twice as mean. WTF doesn't make me mean? Damn.

>_<

MissT! That would be funny! I'm not sure if PPU would let us put a mask on him. ^_~

MissTottenham said...

Maybe he wouldn't smoke. Oh well.


Hi again chilled out solly.

Smoke said...

I iz going to take a shower. YAY! Be back in a bit.

MissTottenham said...

Seez yaz laterz smoke.

sdock10 said...

I'm back and to. Cooking supper. Yum.

MissTottenham said...

Cool, I hope it's tasty.

MissTottenham said...

Well, I hope smoke enjoys her bathing and I hope you enjoy your supper.

I am hoping to enjoy my bed now.

Goodnight everyone, take care.

Anonymous said...

Happy almost 4th Of July porchies.
Enjoy the fireworks!

sdock10 said...

Thanks, Anon!

Smoke said...

Thank you, Anon!

Sweet dreams, Porch!

*leaves sparklers for all the porchies and red, white and blue sparkley thingy for PPU to drape around him*

What?

I couldn't think of the name for it? A flag? A blanket? A shawl? Eff it! I don't know! Shut up! O_O

Carrie said...

Technically, I should get credit for first now since it is the morning time! I can't sleep and I am catching up on Days of Our Lives. The whole Max storyline is confuzzling me.