Huh?
I thought it was WINzday.
Maybe not.
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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
183 comments:
ME!
hey yeh!
beat choo RW!
morning solly!
BOO!
Aw, FASC, you beat me!!
sorry RW, i was on the ball this morning!
You were too quick for me!
Morning.
Hi, Solly Wolly ^_^
How are you guys?
good solly thanks!
tired but good!
how bout you? i guess its a little early to even know yet?!
I am good, Solly :) Not tired quite yet!
Well, have a good day people.
Toodles.
Still shaking my head and some of the stuff at Mayo's. I don't get it, but I probably never will.
I'm wishing I could go back to sleep, but....
Must go get ready for work.
Have a great day, Guys!
Hi & Bye, S&V! :)
Bye, Solly :)
Have a good one, you guys!
hi and bye princess!
bye solly!
bye RW i have to go and be bizzy!
Bye, FASC! Have fun ^_^
She said, this is our time, she said, this is our place
This is the space my heart wants to be
Stars will fall out for you
Luck will surrender
I'm calling out to you
"Oh to Be near you in the first morning Light"
I'd Be with you, I dream about you
"If I could Leave here, I would Leave here tonight"
I'd be with you , I'd stay with you - tonight
Morning girls!
Yay, for When?zday...
and not Wentzday!!!
FASC! I love seeing your name here always near the top everyday, but I think RW has got your number, young woman!
*will be looking forward to tomorrows first place results* ^_~
Heads up, shoulders back, and gumboots on, girls, to wade through whatever the day may bring!
Later. =)
I just had a scone. Not even sure what that is, but that is what someone called it.
Tasty to the max, man.
Hi Food Anon.
Hi, S&V. Are you holding up okay today?
Wait, what did you call me? O_o
I'm okay. A little pissed off but okay. How are you?
Sorry...I meant S&M, of course.
I am doing great. The scone was a mood lifter. You should get yourself a scone, pronto.
You guys should not let the ugliness get you down. If it was coming from worthwhile people (regulars), I would understand. But it is coming from anonymous cowards.
I know, you're right. It's just irritating as hell, ya know? Because there is absolutely nothing I can do about it.
*sigh*
Oh well. Bring me a damn scone, will ya? I don't think folks around these parts would even know what the hell a scone was?!?!?! O_O
I am drinking Crystal Light "FOCUS". It's not helping me focus though. I did eat a nectarine and it was very good, so YAY for me. :)
I think this unicorn suit comes with a basket on the back. As I fly by, all cute-like, grab a scone for yourself and my Solly.
Okay, here goes...
When did you turn all sweet and stuffs, PPU? You put a smile on my face so, thank you. ^_^
I like scones with a little butter and some blackberry jam.
mmmmm.
Hi everybody. I hope today finds you well.
Sweet? Me? NEVER. Just trying to cheer up my S&M.
Hi, Jenn.
Hiya Jenn! PPU will bring you some scones! I'll make him! Hahaha.
Hahaha, PPU. I didn't think you had turned on me completely. You did cheer me up though. ^_~
Hi PPU and Smok.
I just wrote this vrilliant piece for at Mayos and stupid blooger ate it.
Damn, it was pretty good
Bah.
Awwww, write it again, Jenn! I love reading your comments. :)
I aim to please, S&M.
I just about lost breath laughing at that, PPU. Okay, I'm gonna grab a scone now.
Wait....
THAT'S NOT A SCONE!!!!!!
PPU!!!!!!! O_O
ok, I got it over there after the 3rd try.
0_0
That's not a scone and I'm not going to eat it.
Ladies, that is highly inappropriate!
Isaac from the Love Boat is genius.
Bwahahaha! We ♥ you, PPU. ^_^
Okay, I'm going to read your comment, Jenn.
I don't care if he's a genius or not.
He's still not a scone.
These look almost exactly like the one I had.
Eat it, Jenn and quit your bitching!
Oh, damn. You're getting all bossy and shit now. That does look good, PPU. I can't even lie. Now, I really want one.
Aw, your conversation has definitely been the highlight of my day.
The scones at Fivebucks will never look or taste the same.
Hey, Smoke, PPU, and Jen. :)
Dang PPU! You are getting bossy.
I kinda like it.
[takes a bite out of a yummy looking scone]
Hiya Mustard! Take a scone!
Hello, MIB. Scone, mi lady?
Um, yes? Yeah, I'll take one. You didn't lace them with your majik unicorn powders, did you? I don't want to sprout wings.
Or a horn!
O_O
Oh my God, yeah, or a horn!
Or PPU's undeniable wit and hipness. >.<
Bwuahaha. ;)
True, true. ^_^
PPU is a hip horse. Whoop! Whoop!
Guess what? I get to leave in twenty minutes. YAY! GO ME!
Hey Mustard!
Lucky Smok!
I get to leave in 2 hours.
Wait a second...was that a compliment, MIB? Why, thank you.
Well, PPU, I can take it back if you want. ;) You are one pretty clever unicorn, but you can't go all soft on us. That would make you un-hip, and we can't have that.
Yay for getting to go home early, Smoke!
Boo for having to wait two more hours, Jen! :(
Yeah, I don't want a soft, mushy, sugary-sweet, Unicorn. I like you just the way you are. ^_^
Hee-hee.
Ten minutes, people! Hot damn!
You guys gonna be around later?
I might.
I'll be here. I highly doubt I'll be at Mayo's with the way things are going. :)
Yeah, it's getting smutty over there again.
I can't wait until school starts back up....
Ummm, yeah, ewwwww. Me either.
Alright, see you peeps later.
PPU,
If you aren't around later and I don't see you again today, have a good one, okay? And save me some scones.
*squeezes PPU to the point of choking him*
Thank you again for cheering me up. ^_~
Later, Smoke! Be safe!
Hopefully see you guys later!
Bye, Jen! Great to talk to you again.
Later, PPU! Enjoy your breakfast foods!
PPU, I bet if Solly were here, she would say this...
Solly hearts PPU!
What in the holy hell is wrong with people?
Thanks, Anon. I do wish she was here.
What is wrong, S&M?
The people that are posting the badly written smut will probably continue as long as it keeps certain people away. These anons are the same ones who have employed other means of attack in the past. If you keep stating how much you hate what they are doing and that you will leave - you are giving them exactly what they want. They want you to stay away, don't let them win.
Bye, MIB and Jenn. I apologize for not being around to flippantly dismiss you.
ppu,
i think s&v is upset about the blog fan fic wrote about kapunua, mayo, and sdock.
Yep, that would be it. Hi again, PPU. Hi anon.
Make me laugh, PPU! Make me laugh.
Please? ^_^
Or not? :(
Hello everyone.
Thanks solly for saying I was missed yesterday. That made me smile.
I missed you guys too. I was knackered. I am still knackered but I wanna see you guys.
I've had a banging headache all day. I'm sure it's gonna be made worse by what I see at mayos.
I'm gonna go catch up on what I've missed.
Wish me luck.
You are always missed, MissT.
:)
Aw bless you sweetie.
I wuv you.
And I ♥ you. :)
PPU! You lefted-ed me. Boooo!
Aw, that's so sad.
How could PPU leave you. How can he not be hypnotised my your twinkly shinyness.
I'm still catching up.
Bear with me.
Oh my gosh, MissT. It's so awful at Mayo's. I just can't even comprehend it.
I'm on the last page now.
It's not been a pretty sight has it.
It's so disheartening when you come back to see this crap.
I'm just glad that a bit of respect was shown and they eased off when PH came on to tell her story about her aunt,
I know. Me, too.
guys...it won't last forever!
horrible though! gotta go guys. take care and love to you all!
Bye!
Ta Ra FASC!
*sigh*
*sigh too*
Hiya MissT,
How's things?
PPU,
Thank you for making the porchies smile today. We needed it.
Extra Solly ♥s for you.
OMG. Oh my freaking Gawwwd.
Did ya get it, Solly? Did ya get it? ^_^
I'm good thanks solly.
I'm just pissed off that the anons are calling people ugly again.
I hate that I always miss PPU. Damn timezones.
Maybe next time he's around he could leave me some magic unicorn dust to make me smile.
Yep, Smoke.
I did.
2 tix.
I know, MissT. It pisses me off, too. I know I could go in there and have a bitch fit but that would probably just make it worse.
HOT DAMN, SOLLY! EEEEEEEKKKKK!
2 tix, where's you's goin?
Yup S&V, it'd only encourage them.
Reggie and the Full Effect and LEATHERMOUTH!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEKKKK!
*passes out*
*whips out hankie and starts fanning S&V*
Breathe, breathe, breathe.
I'm not gonna have to do the kiss of life here am I?
Yeah, MissT.
Prolly so.
PPU on deck, everyone look busy.
Hi, Miss T.
My pleasure, Solly.
Hahahah! MissT!
This is true.
Do you know the other day I was flipping through the channels and actually saw a snippet of Shaun the Sheep? It made me think of YOU!
Hi PPU!
*pokes PPU in the belly*
You left me earlier! What the hell?
:(
HIYA PPU, long time no see for me. How are you doing oh unicorned one?
Ha ha ha solly, whenever you see sheep you will think of me. *ponders whether that is actually a good thing*
Is Miss T "Shaunette"? I never realized that.
I am sorry, S&M. Forgive me?
Nope, not shaunette. Just a huge shaun fan.
Tell me this, how does my sister have me so wrapped around her little finger? How? How does that happen?
*shakes head in disbelief*
Guys,
Guess what I did today! Guess! Guess!
Give up yet?
Okay, I'll tell you. It's super duper exciting!
I went to.........
*gasp*
Wal-Mart!!
I know, right. You're jealous.
I suppose so.
*sticks tongue out at PPU*
Who else am I gonna get to bring me scones and fly me off to the beach?
MissT,
You are already gunna be so jeluzz of me cuz I am having pizza for supper!!
A teeny tiny wittle frozen one just for little ol Solly.
Yummers!
Then, maybe a smoovie for dessert!
Walmart, wow solly. You live in the fast lane chickie.
Solly, are you driving all the way to Orlando?
Scones? Are there any left for me?
Do you think PPU will fly us to Orlando to see Mickey Mouse, I mean....what was that concert again?
My poor, poor credit card.
Pizza *drool*
I can't wait for pizza friday.
After the weekend thing with Russ, my sis took me for an extra one on Monday. Has to be pizza hut everytime for me. I swear, I will be the size of a house one day.
PPU, what's your fave pizza topping?
Ummm, actually, I won't let Solly drive. I'll be the one driving all the way to Orlando.
I like to hit the interstate and go waaayyyyy fast. :)
PPU,
Smoke doesn't let me drive. She will be driving to Orlando and I will be riding shotgun!
Orlando is eazy peezy after Tampa and B'mingham!
Right?
MissT,
How could PPU pick one favorite pizza topping?
I couldn't do that.
I loves them all!
'Cept freaky shit like pineapple and barbecue and those hairy little fishes.
Pizza Hut Supreme.....ahhhhh.
Miss T, I really dig mushrooms. Thin or thick crust?
Oh, hell yeah, Solly. Piece of cake.
Thin crust, all the way. ^_^
We have a birmingham and all the people there talk like ozzy osbourne.
Hmmmmmmm deep pan for me. I love em fluffy.
I'm not a fan of the hairy fishes either solly.
Thin
Hands down!
Mushrooms are pretty scrummy. They way they just kinda slide down your throat without having to chew them.
Just sayin....
Favorite topping? Banana peppers maybe....
Oh and always add hot sauce to your pizza!
Are they for real hairy? No, I didn't know. I've never seen them in real life.
*snickers*
I know, how dumb can I be, but I really haven't.
Thing crust, meffers. Get right.
Bwahahaha! OMG! Mustard! I forgot about thin(g) crust! Hee-hee.
Well, we prolly do need to 'get right'.
O_o
Hiya mustard. How are you sweetie.
The most important part of the pizza is the extra cheese.
Bwah! Thin(g) crust! I remembers now!
It was all bout your (G) needing some extra speshul 'tention.
Heyya Mustard!
Nooooooooo, the most important part is the crust. Then the sauce, cause it can't be too saucy.
Smoke,
We shoulda got 3 tix, damnit! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!
We forgot about Fim.
O_O
Get another one! OMG!
MissT,
Pretend I'm looking at you when you ask me how I'm doing, okay? I'ma stick my hand out as if I were about to shake yours, but instead, I'm going to flip my hand side to say as if to say "so so." :)
The best part of the pizza is definitely the crust and toppings.
O_o
I dunno if I can now.
There might be like some limit and they will cancel the whole order!
0_0
So so is better than totally crap mustard.
And pizza talk must surely bring a smile to everyone's face.
Uh-huh. The crust and all the what-nots.
Cheese
Pepperoni
Peppers
Mushrooms
Mustard,
I totally thought you were going to pull a Fonzi and be like..."ayyyyyyyyyy"!
House is on Ellen....Vroom! Vroom! Vicodins!
Bacon Bits!
PPU, didja leave us?
House is on Ellen....Vroom! Vroom! Vicodins!
Awwwww, my hero. I ♥ Dr. House.
I am here, Solly.
Did not want to interrupt the House love-fest.
What is everyone's favorite movie?
American Psycho
Breakfast Club
Sense & Sensibility
WOW! Did I cover it all there?
Should I go into Mayo's and start talking about my trip to Wally World? I would pay Mayo 5 billion dollars if he would put his interests down as Wally World, TitMice, physics, and poetry! That would rule!
Hahahaha, Solly. :)
American Psycho
Thelma & Louise
The Basketball Diaries
The Breakfast Club
Just to name a few.
How about you?
PPU, my fave film will always be Jaws.
Maybe it's cos it was made the year I was born, but I've always been drawn to it.
The scene where Quinn talks about delivering the bomb and being in the water with the sharks gets me every time.
That is way too hard. Probably because I don't watch a lot of mooobies, but I do ♥ Across The Universe and High Fidelity. Those are the two that come to mind.
What's your fave PPU?
You should do like I do, being the hip trend-setter that I am, and avoid Mayo's.
American Psycho - the book is much better than the movie.
Aw, dude! How could I forget Halloween? Just the first one though.
Halloween tops them all. That's like the mother of all movies.
Eyes, like a doll's eyes!
MissT, is that what you are talkin bout?
Why did you laugh at me, Smoke? I ♥ Sense & Sensibility!
That's it exactly solly.
And mustard, you are right. You can't beat the original halloween.
I would like to read it one day when I have time, PPU. I've heard that.
So I should read the book then? Okay, I'll have to look for it.
There are so many movies that I have never seen.
I am sorry, ladies, but I must go.
Everyone have a good evening.
Ahh, no scary movie talk. I am home alone and will be searching for Michael Myers all night long.
lalallalalalaalla
I can't hear you.
Bye, PPU.
Mwah, Mwah!
Take care!
See ya, PPU! Have a nice evening.
No, I was laughing at what you said about Mayo's interests. Although, Sense & Sensibility was funny, too. Just playin!
I ♥ Silence of the Lambs, too.
Aw, goodnight PPU.
It was lovely to see you again.
Byeeeeeeee, PPU!!!!!!! ♥♥♥
BRB, gotta go wrangle LHM back in the house. >_<
No no. Though I enjoy both The Silence of the Lambs and The Shining, Anthony Hopkins and Jack Nicholson give me the effing creeps.
Oh yeah, that was pretty funny. I rock so hard.
Well, dudes. I think I'm off for the night. I may check back in later to see if Mayo has posted anything new, though I highly doubt it, so I can read sumthin', but other than that, I'm outta here.
Later, dudesses.
See you later Mustard sweetie. Take care.
nite, mustard.
I gotta go finish my pizza and take a bath, and then I will be back for a little bit.
If you leave before I get back, MissT, have a great night!
Thanks solly sweetie, you take care.
See you later.
Hi girls!
Nice to see PPU spreading the food love around =)
The kids at Mayo's will probably get bored with all their fanfic posting soon, but if Mayo's is to resume the tone it used to have, we really need to get together and fill the pages with blue during the day when they at their busiest.
I know it is difficult getting online with people restricted at work, but how about Friday or Saturday we just, pardon my swearing here because this is not a word I ever use but it feels necessary with what is happening, and make it an 'I Don't Give A Fuck About Your Efforts To Wreck Something Special Here'Day, and get the tone back with jokes, pictures, pizza, songs and conversation.
We're also really spread amongst the other separate blogs at the moment. Lets' try and pull it all back together and see if it works just for one day.
Just an idea.
*shrugs*
Oh, and in case anyone missed it, it is the 26th of June Downunder today, making it Cupcake's 18th birthday =)
And Socky and Princess!!!
What is this about Leathermouth touring?!?!?! Lucky girls!
*iz envious*
Later girls!
*goes to check LM website and then for a freezing cold lunchtime walk*
*not liking hail much*
*when they're, at...
*blows raspberry (scone) at me*
>_<
Hiya PP sweetie, how are you?
And shoot, I forgot to mention to let's talk about titmice, walmart, quantum physics and whatever the hell some anons had a problem with.
And for the one anon that didn't =)
Hi MissT!
Good to see you! *hugs*
Was jolly old England sunny yesterday?
*has summer envy as well as LM envy*
It was sunny but windy as hell.
If we could only get rid of the wind, we'd be getting there.
You've got to love the English summer =)
I'm about to head out into a wind that may possibly send me to Australia O_o
But at least it is the right season for wind lol
LOL, you take care not to be blown away.
Wear something heavy ha ha ha!
Heehee! I'm going to have to!!
It's one of those days where the wind pushes you along like a high speed tumbleweed, but then makes it like climbing Everest when you go back in the same direction!
Argh, Sorry MissT unfortunately I really have to go. I have some tickets at the travel agent waiting for collection.
Good grief, I hope they don't blow out of my hand. It would give new meaning to airtickets O_o.
Lovely to see you.
Hopefully I'll catch you with more time to spare tomorrow =)
Nice Chatting with you PP.
You take care. Have fun. See you soon.
PP! Sorry I missed you!
Thanks for the chat over here today, you guys. I was telling MissT how nice it was to just let loose for a few minutes and shoot the shit.
*bites tongue* Hell, thank you, PPU. Got a grin out of me today. *high hooves you*
*tags the Porch*
WE LOVE SCONES
YES WE DO!
WE LOVE SCONES
HOW 'BOUT YOU?!
Scones with jam.
A propper Devonshire tea.
Goodnight everyone. Sweet dreams.
Mustard and MissT,
I ♥ you both!
You just made me laugh out loud!
No, I ♥ you.
High hooves. That was kinda funny wasn't it. Makes me picture PPU walking around in some stilettos or something.
It really was very funny!
Like Bwahahabhahahawwhaha funny.
Check out the main page.
I tweaked it.
Bwuahahah!
My singing's got to be better than my award winning gentle skillz any day of the week.
PPU will surely kill us.
Yeah, but won't it be fun!
PPU will surely make death funny as hell!
PPU will surely make death funny as hell!
Bwah! Fly us off on its chariot of fire all the way to eternal damnation whilst wearing stilettos. Death is gonna rawk! ;)
Dude, I'm for sure out of here tonight. I can hardly keep my eyeballs awake. See you around, okay?
Night, everyone! Night, Porch!
Night, Mustard!
Night, Porch!
Seezyaz tomorrowzzzzzzz!
That's a blog chart topper for sure Mustard ^_~
*blows goodnight kisses to Mustard and Socky*
but how about Friday or Saturday...
*hits self for obviousness*
...or Taking back Sunday!!
*groans*
It is looking pretty good at Mayo's at the moment.
Hearts for MJ and her stories. =)
See ya!
RW!!!!!!
WAAAAAKE UUUUUP!!, you cezy late night cleaning owl woman!!!
*skips out, humming along to Mustard's scone song*
I iz awake now, PP! ^_^
Youz woke me!
LEATHERMOUTH TOUR???
O_O
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