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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
155 comments:
HI! :D
Iz you awake?
For Fimmy:
dickie is too short to do that unless he grew?
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that...
Mornin' RW!
Iz you still wakey?
I iz, Solly.
I am going to grocery shop soon, then crash, I think.
you bugger, i was waiting and was talking on the last post to myself ahahahahahaha
how are you solly, did rw wake you up with a cold bucket of water. just to let you know, it wasnt dickie, he didnt grow and knock the water over you, it was rw. trust me :)
I wants chocolate milk for brekkie!
She fibs!!
i dont :( i never :(
lol
You guys is cezy!
Chocolate milk is scrumdelicish, RW.
I thinks I will have cereal!
Mayo's was pure madness last night, I see.
That right there is a fib!
Yep, pure porn.
Or not-so-pure porn, as it were.
it wasnt madness, it was just eww. well each to their own i supose. oh well.
i had toast for breakfast
Toast sounds too healthy. Wants chocolate milk!
And on that note, I shall go to the grocery store to gets some.
Have a lovely day, guys! :)
RW, Buy Smoke sumfin!
I'll be back in a bit. I must go ready myself for my adoring public.
bye rw, have fun and remember to skip to the store. it makes it more fun when you fall over on the curb and your nickers show.
oh thats right, you dont wear nickers. lol hahahaha
O_O
Porchies,
I'll see you guys later! Do your bestestest or worstestest to try and behave yourselves, okay?
Okay.
Mwah! Mwah!
And because I haven't said it lately....
Solly ♥'s PPU!
bye solly, hve fun at work and if you dont then think of me
Just dropping in to say hello!
I won't be going into Mayo's after last night's decent into hell.
Honestly, *shakes head* real person fiction is just terrible! And so disrespectful.
Toujours, I have read about your misfortune. I hope you get a chance to read this. I hope that all is well. I will send my positive thoughts your way.
Everyone have a great day :)
good morning KD
I know what you mean. I hope you have a wonderful day, it was nice to see you :)
Morning all!
Goodbye...Ruby Toozday!
Umm, I was hoping it was Friday. Oh well!
KD! Good to see you! I have to say that I totally agree. It is just ewwwwww. Kinda creepy.
Later everyone! Have a great day!
Fimble,
I will be coming to skip with you through that field of daisies today. ^_^
XOXO
Yay, i am excited now. what are you going to wear, or if you will actually wear anything?
whoop whoop.
Are we all going without our knickers today?
no, thats just you rw HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
we are skipping through a field of daisies. would you like to hold smok's hand or mine and then we can skip.
Can I hold both your hands?
I like daisies!
oh, you want to be in the middle?
well we will all have to take turns then. maybe we could all wear bumble bee costumes and then we could be the skipping Bee's. What do you think?
I like daisies too :)
I'm always up for wearing costumes!
I smell like jasmine today.
oh, well thats good. that ,means the scent of jasmine will drift in the air whilst we skip.
Yay! Nice ^_^
We really should be barefoot & wearing white gauzy cotton dresses.
oh and daisy chains in our hair so that it is a head band.
YES!
Good idea! I haven't made a daisy chain in years!
do you think that smok will remember to make her daisy chain for her hair?
I think we sould grab solly and dress her up so that she doesnt have to work
I think that is an excellent idea!
I think S&V will remember, 'cause she looks so purdy with stuffs in her hair.
Ohhhh yes, and she can pout cos i have seen her pouty picture lol.
oh smok, what will da rake do?
He can carry the train of her dress so that it doesn't get dirty while we are skipping through the daisies.
hahaha omg, i just had a vision of da rake skipping along behind smok. that is so funny, hey smok, is ya rake in da shed but your hoe still missing?
i think we have a good plan to do that today. and once we go skipping in the field of daisies, we could sit down and have a picnic in the field, but what could we eat. i think we should have cucumber sandwiches and suasage rolls :)
And chocolate milk in wine glasses!
And lemon cheesecake squares!
I want to go on a picnic so bad now!!
lets all skip and have a picnic yay. can we bring alcyhol :)
Ooooo! Mimosas!
And pina coladas!
BEER
MARTINIS
VODKA
yay hahahaha we could be pissed skipping through a field. how fun would that be. lol
We'd be trippin' all over the place!
I must get some beauty sleep before we go skipping.
I shall return later.
Bye for now & have a great day, all! :)
nighty night rw, sweet dreams
*squeezes Fimmy & Dickie* :)
*squeezes rw*
*hides a suasage in her hair*
have a good day and remember to skip with the daisies
bye
*skips onto the porch*
*scatters daisies and hayfever medication across porch*
*waves to all*
*skips off*
porchies!!
i know i know i am soooooooo late!
hope you are all having good toosdays!!
I miss food anon.
Just saying...
Me, too. :(
Did somebody say Martini?
*sigh*
:(
*dramatic sigh*
:(
Smoke,
Why all the heavy breathing?
Cuz
Yeah, I know.
Where's Mustard?
I dunno. :(
So what ya wanna do?
Sit here and sigh together?
I wish RW would wake up soon.
Whoa, that was kind of weird.
I'm here. :)
*jumps on Mustard*
Whatchoo doing? ^_^
We was getting lonely in out here. :(
Trying to stay as far away from Mayo's as possible?
Whatchoo guys doin' besides heavy breathing?
'in out here'?
Okay, I dunno what that meant. O_o
Yes, I am not going in there as long as that shit is being posted.
Ewwww.
Yep, just some heavy breathing. I have to be all dramatic and shit. ^_~
I miss....
RW cuz she's sweeeeping (sleeping)
Fim cuz she's in England
MissT cuz I dunno where she is
PPU cuz the unicorn is lost again
Sis Midnite cuz she works too much
Jennicula cuz I aint seen her
Star cuz her tonsils done s'ploded
Anima cuz I havent talked to her
Me, too. :(
*sighhhhhh*
MissT was going to the doctor today. I hope everything's cool there. Maybe she will pop on tonight.
It's too bad we don't have the new dvd in our grubby little paws to watch tonight. That would kick ass!
That's right, I forgot about that. Yeah, I hope everything is cool and maybe she'll pop in any second now. ^_^
It totally would. Gahhh! Until then, it's more Law & Order. >_<
We have two more weeks to wait, right? Two Tuesdays from now?
I dunno what is worse, the people who want to write something like that or the people who like to read it.
No, Mustard!
July 1st is next toozday!
I know! It gives me the creeps. Bleh!
OMG!!!
I would have been a week late and greatly displeased!
Next Tuesday. I can hardly wait to get my grubby, sweaty paws all over it!
I am going to be soooo excited! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!
And I'm gonna make LHM and the dude watch it, too. They will watch it and they will love it. Hee-hee. ^_^
I gotta go round up some supper. I'll be back in a bit.
Hello? Blogger gonna eat me?
Hello there! How are you, Katherine? I can't speak for Blogger. It has a mind of it's own. O_o
BLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, BLOGGER!!!!!!!!!!
It's being a botch again.
YAYNESS! It's Katherine!
Blogger is spastic!
Must be a server thing. Giving myself five more minutes of being social. If I don't work out, I'll lose everything I've lost, everything!
How's everyone doing?
Hiya, Princess!
Hey there, lovely Solly. Whatcha doing?
I is liking the talking funny right now. I've regressed in age by 20 years.
Update me!
Katherine,
How have you been?
Update youz on what, love?
What is it you would like to know?
Nuffin speshul has been happenin'.
WTF is up at Mayo's? How old are these people, seriously? Oh my freaking Gawwwwd. O_O
Grrrr, hope you are doing well, Katherine. I've gotta go pick up my son.
Toodles!
Be back in a bit!
Well, I'll be honest. I had a couple months where I peered into the nastiest, darkest parts of myself, find they were intimately connected with the better parts and now am coming to peace with them.
Actually relevant real life stuff, Red Cross is good, acting in LBP movies (they're really awful, don't bother seeing them), trying to get my extra weight off once and for all, reading about ancient inventions.... Well, that last bit isn't relevant to anything.
What about you, Solly and anyone else here?
Drive safe, Princess!
Nuddin speschul?
Do any of you Southerners actually leave your home during the day in the summer? Always wondered that....
Same 'ol, same 'ol for me, Katherine. Just still trying to figure my own shit out.
Are you still doing your band?
Ha! Yeah, we do. We are part of that poor ass group known as the working class, so yeah we have to get up and actually leave the back porch. Actually, it's too freakin' hot to sit on the porch. Like 100 degrees tomorrow.
The band is off and on. Disparate schedules kinda thing.
We put up one of his songs a few weeks ago, it's an Irish ballad.
I write another song, like, everyday but I am beginning to fear that our perspective on life is too different to work out.
What does that have to do with being in a friggin' band, you say? Because if that person is writing lyrics you can't sing on moral grounds, then it gets in the way. Anyway! We'll see what happens. I moved yet again, did I tell you?
No, where to?
Aw, man. It's like you can't even go outside to play and enjoy the summer when it's so hot. Yeesh! Have you lived in the South your entire life, though?
Ok, I gotta ask--LBP movies? All I can think of is low-budget porn!! :) Probably because my eyes are all burnt from trying to scroll through Mayo's.
Our conversation is always off by one or two comments. Hee :)
Still in Rochester, but now living with my brother. I've been living here a whole two months now! It's like a world record.
Woh, I'm getting total deja vu.
But yeah, trying to utilize the space as an actual home, hosting parties every couple weeks and so forth. Cooking.
It actually stands for Low Budget Pictures, so you were close.
And there they really low brow humor in them, alot of it sexual but no actual pornography.
How you doing, stranger?
Yeah, I've always lived in Georgia.
I'm either going to move to Baltimore or Ocean City, New Jersey next. Hopefully not for another six months or so. Someone told me to move down south, though.
Would you recommend Georgia?
Okay whew!! You eased my mind, Katherine. And Solly, I feel your humidity pain, or at least I remember it. I grew up in VA, and so I am well acquainted with that wet slap you get in the face when you walk outside in the summer.
Solly, I know you like the cheesy reality like me. Are you watching Wipeout? These people are nuts!
Quiet in here this evening. I hope everybody's out doing something fun.
But this way I can actually read everyone's comments. Trying to resist drinking tea to wake me up. K, now I'm rambling.
Wipeout?
Georgia is a beautiful state, Katherine. I love it here, but all I know is the deep south. I don't know much about Savannah or Atlanta. I'm closer to Florida.
Carrie, I've never seen that show. What is it?
It's a new show where hapless people try to get through this weird obstacle course, and basically, they all fall on their asses, repeatedly, and that's supposed to be entertaining. Okay, I did laugh once, but it made me feel dirty.
There's a show on the Game channel like that one of my brothers watch whenever I'm over at the house called Ninja Warrior! It's from Japan. Guessing this show is very similar.
Deep South. Sounds so romantic. Now I have to go visit! Do you get hit by hurricanes constantly, then?
Sorry bout being a Buttinsky to your convo. Just wanted to make sure you weren't selling your bod, Kath. :) Off to watch cheesy tv. Have a good night!
Carrie, you weren't butting in at all. The porch gets lonely most of the time.
Katherine, I live about 2 hours from the coast, so we don't get hit by hurricanes here, but we get some of the bad weather from them. Mostly, like right now, it's just fucking hot.
That's not what I meant, Carrie, I'm sorry. I always enjoy our conversations. Have a good night.
Oh, alright. I can rest easier.
I must be off. Jane Fonda calls.
Have a fantastic evening!
It was nice to talk to you, Katherine.
Don't be a stranger round these parts!
Well, I'm back. Bye Katherine! :)
Smoke,
Wait on me, I have to go take a baff, so don't leave me, mmkay?
Okay!
Ok, I'm just messin' aroun S//C. I'll be here.
*around
O_O
WTF are we supposed to do? What? I don't know anymore.
Hi :)
Where is everybody tonight?
I iz lonely :(
RW,
Whatchoo doin?
you girls have to go back to Mayo's and act like the Anon's don't exist. they want you to stay away, don't give them what they want.
Hey, you three. :)
Anon,
If I wasn't entirely fed up of seeing this garbage and seeing people disrespect five dudes I have great admiration for, I'd do just as you suggested. But, I can't.
Hey, Sdock and RW. :)
{hands covered over eyes]
Please, no bad slash/porn/fanfic in here!
[peeks through fingers]
Hi porchies!
Hi Guys!
What ya'll doing?
Sweet Jesus! Did you guys leave me?
Hi, Solly! :D
Hi, Mustard & Jennicula :) Are you guys still here?
RW,
What the hell is going on?
No, still here, sorry!
Hey, Jen!
you girls have to go back to Mayo's and act like the Anon's don't exist. they want you to stay away, don't give them what they want.
True. If the fan fiction bothers you just scroll over it. Easy peasy ^_^ As for me, I think it's an improvement over the vicious attacks. Much easier to tune out.
Hi, Mya! :D
What's shakin'?
I guess I'm in the minority. Fan fiction doesn't bother me. Although I don't appreciate an onslaught of it in a forum that I frequent to chat with friends.
I just don't even want to be associated with it.
Over at Mayo's you mean, Solly?
Don't know. Full moon, maybe?
Yeah, I just don't want to talk around that stuff.
Who knows what they're up to?
Too much sugar and not having to be up early for school in the morning can be a brutal combination.
Hello! Hello!
I'm all clean and smelling like jasmine now. ^_^
YAY!
Night Blooming Jasmine????
Hi, S&V! :D
I luvs the smell of jasmine!
That's it, Solly! :)
Yeah, it would be different if that's what Mayo's was created for and that's what people wanted to read but it's not. That's not what it's about. And I don't want to read it. I don't want to read it there or anywhere else. There are places for that if that's what you want to write or read, ya know?
Grrrr...
Welp, I'm out for the night. Talk to you guys sometime tomorrow!
Later.
The delete was me, my hands got ahead of my brain. O_o
Night, Mustard! Sweet dreams!
Nite, Mustard.
Have a good night, Mustard :)
GAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
I'm gonna go too.
Nite, guys!
Yeah, it would be different if that's what Mayo's was created for and that's what people wanted to read but it's not. That's not what it's about. And I don't want to read it. I don't want to read it there or anywhere else. There are places for that if that's what you want to write or read, ya know?
It's just another attempt at pissing us all off, S&V.
Frankly, I'm just relieved that it's not the usual viciousness. That stuff can really wear me down.
Yep, it's crazy. I think I'm gonna head on off to bed, too. It's getting late here. :(
Night everyone! Sweet dreams!
Night, Solly ^_^
Night, S&V ^_^
They are barking up the wrong tree with me. I will not give them what they are looking for.
Good for you, Mya!
Well, I'm going to say goodnight.
Goodnight, Mya :)
I'm going to go have a baff.
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