Once upon a time in a crazy meffed up land called BlogBelieve, there lived a Lost Little Girl and her Princessy Sister, otherwise known as Solly and Smoke. They hung out a lot in a castle called Casa de Mayohnayze and made many friends. Their friends were just as silly and insane as the two sisters and that's why they loved them so.
One day, the Sisters found themselves locked out of the castle and they were sad. Solly and Smoke started spending more and more time on Mayo's porch. It was even crazier than inside the castle and there was much more room to party and get totally out of control.
Now let me remind you readers, that this is BlogBelieve and anything is possible. So you can imagine the Sisters' shock when out of nowhere a Pretty Purple Unicorn appeared. At first the girls didn't know what to make of this mystical creature. They had only read about unicorns in books and seen pictures and now here they were, face to face with one. This Unicorn seemed to be just as intrigued by the Sisters. But this Unicorn loved to push buttons and didn't make friends easily.
The inhabitants of BlogBelieve couldn't see that the Unicorn was in reality THE VOICE OF REASON. It raised eyebrows across the land when these 3 (Solly, Smoke, and the Pretty Purple Unicorn) struck up a friendship. People questioned and laughed and pointed, but it was not for anyone else to understand.
But, The Sisters knew that this Unicorn was different. Sure it was pretty and purple, but this Unicorn was special. They talked every day. They laughed. They shared. They poked fun at each other. They shared stories. They even protocted one another. So, you can just imagine the sadness felt by Smoke and Solly when their beloved unicorn suddenly disappeared. They searched high and low. Put out ABP's and Missing Unicorn flyers, but nothing.
They are now hoping that this story reaches their friend and that their Unicorn knows how much they are missed, is safe and sound, and comes back soon.
PPU, we miss you.
Love,
Solly, Smoke
& Your Porchie Friends
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That's a pretty story :)
hello girlies!!
PPU still missing?!!
its friday guys!!
Awwwwwww, PPU! They are gonna be sooo embarrassed when they read that! They'll get all shy and stuffs. ^_^
Have a great day, Porchies!
IT'S FRIDAY THE MEFFIN' 13TH! And I get to go see Edward Norton tomorrow! EFF YES!
whoop whoop
word yall
whats crackin
*waves to mean lurkers*
Or more even.
But Moere is so much moere than more.
Smaw Poese.
Bwahahaha.
It's so going to be a Smaw Poese Day. I can feel it in my bones. Smaw Poese is oozing from my pores.
Still no unicorn
:-(
Morning everyone!
That is a lovely bedtime story, Socky!!
PPU must be flat out with work =)
Have a great day everyone!
Yay, it's my lucky day!
And with that in mind...
I want
NUMBER THIRTEEN!
Err, and fourteen apparently, and fifteen. O_O
Will it ever be five mothereffin o'clock?
Jules,
I was thinking about stupid o'cock last night and I laughed out loud. ^_^
Where the hell is PPU?
Maybe they went on vacation and forgot to send a postcard?
Yay for Fimble being back! I missed you sister!
Mustard?
Hi Jenn!
I haven't heard from her either. I'm sad when I can't talk to Mustard. :(
She makes me smile.
I love stupid o'clock! for me, that happens a lot. ^_^
I posted a pic at Mayo's, it's pretty funny. :)
I can't see it! It's blocked for me. Stupid firewalls. >_<
hello porchies!!
anyone around?
I'm about. How bout you?
*sneaks up on the Porch*
*leaves some green tea and red hots for Food Anon, should they ever return*
I MISS MUSTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MISS FIMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MISS PPUzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!
AND BUNCHES MORE BUT I'LL STOP YELLING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day, people!
Unicorn?
Unicorn.
:(
A unicorn.
Smoke,
Getoutta my head!
Bwahahahaha! That was funny.
Hi!
Bye.
What, still no unicorn??
Oh no, I missed Miss T :(
Hello monday morning whoop whoop
hi fimmy!
is this post staying for monday then?
have a good one porchies!
not sure fasc, solly hasnt arrived yet so i am not too sure.
have a lovely day if you are going hun,
:)
xx
FIMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great day, Porchies.
Morning all!
Is PPU all work and no play, these days?
Let's make it worth his while then when he comes back!
*lines up two long rows of whips on the ground for toe-tapping porchies to salute him with*
>_<
*PP out of chocolate and EVIL*
*flicks whip around, making little cracking sounds*
*bored*
*pretends to be Indiana Jones*
*flicks face*
>_<#
*sighs*
*looks around empty porch*
>_>
<_<
*spies biggest whip waiting on ground*
*flicks out a box of sparkly glittery gem stuff from one pocket*
*flicks out a hot glue gun from the other pocket*
*glues P R I N C E S S to the handle*
^_^
PP
PP
PP
Are you here
*waves*
*glues PPU, in rainbow colours, on all the others*
*PP lightheaded from glue*
@_@
*heads off for a wee lie-down*
Later all!
FIIIIIMMYYYYYYYY!
*waves from very far away*
How are you doing?
i am very well, thank you. better to see you now :)
how are you going and its a wee bit late isnt it?
*hugs*
Nice to see you too =)
Shhh!
Now you're in the UK you'll realise how much of a late night person I am!
^_~
Did you have cucumber sandwhiches for lunch today?
My computer crashed urghhh
I didnt have cucumber sandwiches, but i did have a cold slice of pizza yummy hahaha.
I was just on the telephone to back home to my parents and i found out that the tornado went to my room and went to look for me, bnless her so i spoke to her on the phone and she told me she ios goign to go get a big boat today. i was like wow and then i found out it was a toy boat bless her ha.
yeh, just ramblings now so i will bid you all farewell, i am off to get ready and go into town for some shopping whoop whoop
have fun everyone and dont forget to sing it loud and proud
xxx
Pizza = Food of the blogs!
Awww, what a little sweetie the Tornado is, looking for you =)
And don't forget to buy something for Princess ^_~
*yawns*
Later everyone. Have a great day =)
Hullo peoples. How was er'rybody's weekend?
PP! How sweet of you! ^_^
I'm afraid the unicorn has forgotten about us.
*sigh*
Solly and Smoke, I'm sorry to hear about PPU. I know how much that unicorn makes you smile. And I am sad when you are sad. :(
We miss you PPU!
*pokes porch with stick*
OW!
Botch.
Good mornign everyone.
Have a lovely tuesday and remember to have fun and be innocnet. (except slash cos she is far to dirty)
:)
xx
if there is no new post today i'll just pop in here and say HI!
have good tuesdays people!
(wednesday if you are a possum!!)
Hi Fim! Hi FASC! Hope you two are doing okay!
Well, I'm off to get ready for work! ♥♥♥
Have a great day everyone!
Have a great day, Porchies!
I'm sleepy, irritated, and silent this morning.
Good times!
Have a lovely tuesday and remember to have fun and be innocnet. (except slash cos she is far to dirty)
Psha!
I would wholeheartedly disagree with you, but it did get accidentally dirty in Mayo's yesterday when we were talking about crayons.
Bahahaha!
I ♥ you My #1 Sweaty Betty Lobster Botch!
Hey, Tuesday is sucking harder than Monday. WTF is up with that?
Try to make it a good day everyone!
PPU!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!
"but it did get accidentally dirty..."
Suuurrre *nods head sceptically*
It always seems to go way down when Mustard is around!
^_~
Morning all!
Maybe PPU is following the music of his heart*
*doing a band road trip like TJ's
*guessing* =)
Hope you have a pleasant Tuesday everyone!
It always seems to go way down when Mustard is around!
Bolded for emphesis
:)
Okay, the whole 'smile when you answer the phone because the person on the other end will hear your smile' is bullshit.
Apparently, even when I smile, I sound like a smartass.
*sigh*
Hi guys!
Smok, I smile on the phone, but tend to wave my middle finger around as if I were giving directions.
It's childish, I know, but it does make me feel better.
Bwahahaha! Jenn, I'll have to try that. I really wish they could see my face sometimes. Then they'd get the full effect of my smartassedness. ^_~
PPU! You suck hardcore. Just so you know.
STILL NO UNICORN?
???????
No, and I'm giving up.
PPU, if you're like really hurt or sick or in jail, ummmm, I'm sorry.
O_o
You need to like, ummm, use your special mind bullets to send out some signals or sumfin'.
Bwahahaha!
hey guys!
i am in and out of here for the night!
see you tomorrow!
*hugs* to all!
PPU is, like, super busy or somethin'. I mean, it would have to be, like, solving all of the world's problems, stopping global warming, like, really important stuff, to have been gone this long.
Or, maybe, PPU got charged with masquerading as a deer and is in Italy somewhere playing with Thumper or something like that, I dunno.
PeePeeYou, where are you? (to the tune of Scooby Doo!)
Mustarrrrrrrrrrrrd!
Solly!!!!!!!!
Come help me take Mayo's back!
are we sticking with this post til the unicorn returns??!!
maybe PPU is on his holidays!
anyway happy wednesdays porchies!
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