I almost tripped in the dark over my own shoes that I had left there the night before. I fumbled for the light switch and managed to find it.
I flipped it and flipped the fuck out.
How did you get in here?
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
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i feel like i have achieved my goal for today so i will go and get ready. hahahahahaha
hey everyone. hope you have a happy wednesday.
*waves*
fimble is on top once again.
get in!!!!!
O_O
Fimble, does your pimp know you're working this early?
pp, arghhhhh missed seeing you around.
well, my pimp keeps me in check with her pimp hand so i only do things with orders from her. ;)
What or who was it socky...
A giant chocolate covered cricket hiding from Elena?
Fimble campaigning?
A hungover post birthday dirty Bert?
campaigning to win the polls, that the watchers have on us. random but yeh i have to try at least hehehe
right i am off to class. catch you all tonight.
xxx
Hi ya FS!
*places microphone in front of FS*
How will you explain this other side of you to your voting public and do you think it will have any impact on the final results?
*waits patiently with recording device*
ha, you will have to wait allday pp. out the door now.
i will get back to theat. i need to think of a cunning answer. i will leave it here for you cos i can never see you blog no more cos your name is black arghhhhh
bye bye
See you FS. Take care.
Hi and bye to the hard and fast sisters.
Have a good day everyone =)
*makes mental note to set better traps*
Hi PP, Bye PP!
Hi Fims, Bye Fims!
12th!!!!
piss poor i know but i have been letting the 2 yr old wear himself out at the park!! it was a must he was getting annoying!! so hello everyone!
i'm off to make some lunch. have pleasant days!
"Jetpack."
"The Jetsons."
Couldn't help it ;)
See you all later!
Food Anon it's like 9;37.
Time to start planning lunch.
Me?
I could use a V8 right now. O_o
Hello porch-dwellers! :D
Hey-ho-hey-ho....
I'm stuck at work. Blah! I don't want to!
At least I'm getting to listen to my Pumpkins. ^_^
I have a horrible confession.
I am a truly horrible person.
I just made my dog's food extra tasty so she would eat enough of it to put her into a food coma so I didn't have to deal with her being all wound up.
This is the first time I've ever done such a thing.
Am I going to be going to hell for this?
Hello Goosh Kitten!
Well, I can't say for sure if that alone will send you straight to hell but I can tell you that if it does....
You won't be alone. ^_~
Good to see you here. You okay?
hello porch dwellers!
how are your days going?
Yeah, I've taken the bus to hell everyday.
I have lifetime membership to Greyhound. ;)
Hey Smoke! FASC! Kapunua! PPU?! Uh, and various Anons!
Hey FASC!
I'm good. How about you?
MUUUUUUUUSSSSTAAARRDDDD!!!! :)
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
How are all of your days/nights going?
Well.....
They're going. O_o
Same old same old. Ya know?
So what you doing?
AND WHERE IS MY FOOD ANON? >_<
Hey, me toooooo!
Same fucking thing day after day. :)
Food Anon:
I just had a sammidge.
"More later." ;)
I just got through listening to Bullet with Butterfly Wings. ^_^
Now I wanna go kick something.
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE, I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE!!!
I ♥ that song. And ze Pumpkins.
I, however, did not ♥ Zeitgeist. :(
Now I'm listening to Tonight, Tonight and I feel like just laying in a hammock somewhere.....
And daydreaming.
I haven't gotten into the new stuff too much either. Just haven't had time to bother. O_o
SORRY PUNKINS!
i'm ok guys!!
but i'm off to cook food for the brood!!
will pop in later!
Bye FASC!!!!
Now, I'm listening to "Murder Was the Case That They Gave Me".
X_X
GRRR!!!!
IT'S SEARCH AND DESTROY YOU EFFIN'.......uh-huh.
MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN WHEN THE DIRT FILLS YOUR LUNGS!
GRRR!!!
Ok, they may need to pad the walls of my little 12x12.
PPU,
If you are lurking around somewheres, I wanted to tell you that I could not fix my cup of coffee this morning without thinking of you and Starbucks.
I would have killed for a double shot of something extra-extra caffeinated. Too bad I had to settle for Juan Valdez.
^_^
Isn't that a liquor?!
O_o This early?
;)
Juan Valdez? Is it? Or are you thinking of Jose Cuervo? ^_^
Cuz, the Princess cannot stomach Jose Cuervo. Bleh!
Oh, I don't know. It just sounded like Jaun Valdez was a liquor to me. He could have been part of the Spanish Inquisition, but I dunno.
What was the beverage you consumed this morning? Like, a cola, a coffee, a smooooooothie?
Just straight up regular coffee. I have to make a pot every morning for me and Da Rake. :)
Now I'm drinking water and it tastes like well.....water.
Bleh.
Water, yummmmm.
I like water. Quenches my thirst, whatever the hell that means.
See you a bit later! I'm off for awhile!
Hugs and air kisses!
Toodles!
I gotta work. Bleh.
XOXO,
S&V20
You ladies made me smile with the Juan Valdez/Cuervo conversation.
I am skipping lunch today, been too busy gallivanting around the forest.
Green tea and some cute porch dwellers will have to satisfy until dinner.
PPU, I miss you!
Hi, Siobhan.
I can usually be found over here bothering this fine bunch of women.
I am trying to steer clear of Mayo's until BlogBelieve Meltdown of 2008 blows over.
Glad to see you on the porch.
Thank you, my unicorn!♡
It really seems to be peaceful here.
Fresh air and a nice view...
*sits down and stretches out legs*
Long time, no see PPU.
It's almost been a whole week!
Well hello, hello!
So much for the peace!
Nah, I'm playin'. I'm actually about to leave for lunch. Just wanted to pop in and say hi to you, PPU and that sweet little Goosh Kitten.
Toodles peeps!
XOXO,
S&V20
P.S. - Don't let that unicorn get into any trouble while I'm gone! ^_~
I am not a person who goes back on their word, Princess.
I have not forgotten my promise to keep the unicorn in check.
(But oh, what fun it is!)
Hi and bye, princess!
Hi Goosh Kitten!
How are you doing?
Green tea is definitely the bomb, diggity. Maybe I'll have some now.
...and I'm talking to myself again.
I'm sorry, Siobhan.
Definitely doing some hit and run comments.
Now must go out and check out potential new apartment, so after this one I'll be gone for awhile.
It was nice seeing you, though.
Lick!
*crawls kitten under the chin*
No, problem! Take care!
*stroke*
D-English moment, sorry!
Hi porch dwellers! I slept right through the earthquake last night. Glad my fellow UK'ers are all safe and unharmed.
How is everyone today?
oh yeah...VOTE FIMBLE STAR!!!!!!
how do honey bunnies!
Bah! BlogBelieve Meltdown 2008!
Doesn't have the same ring to it as FuckFest 2007, but it will surely do!
Hey Lucy! Smoke! PPU! Kitty! Siobhan! Anyone else!
Hey FASC! You came from out of nowhere!
Is that what we are calling it ? BlogBelieve Meltdown 2008?
0_o
yes i sprung in there MIB! i'm just doing the rounds!
right, I'm off for a bit, need to cook my tea as I haven't eaten since 1pm and my tummy is rumbling!
Is anyone here?
well i'm off too guys! catch you all tomorrow!
do you know what? i fuckin hate the time differences!! i miss chatting with you all!
anyway love to all!
hi/bye siobhan!
Hi and bye, Fasc!
19 minutes and counting.....
Seven and counting.....
Whoops, six and counting
*walks in and leaves a glass of milk and a plate of cookies on the table in the middle of the room ready for fuck10's return home*
*leaves a note saying 'welcome home fuck10'*
*walks back out until fuck10 arrives*
*walks in, spies cookies and milk on the table, smiles and says*
What the fuck? This is the nicest fucking surprise ever!
*crams cookies in mouth, swigs the milk, and runs outside to feed her doggies*
Thank you Fimble! I ♥ you!
Guys, I've missed you all so much today.
I know I've been here, but I've still missed all of you.
*licks all of your faces*
Mustard,
What ya doing? It's cold outside and I hit my fucking thumb and my hands are numb making it hard to type.
i love waffles.
You should put some gloves on!
But, then you'd be hitting about three buttons at one time, and that wouldn't solve your problem :/
Didja have an okay day?!
You should go to ISLOP ;)
-courtesy of Food Anon Who Is Not PPU
i love cannoli's.
Are those the little rolled up things with the cheese inside, Anon?
i just gavoned five skids of peeps.
Ew.
If there is one thing I do not like, it's colored marshmallows.
The only way I like marshmallows if they come on a graham cracker with some chocolate :)
Peeps FTW!
I like the bunnies the best. The yellow bunnies.
Hi everyone, how are you?
Well, no more earthquakes and the house is still standing.
Hey MissT!
Glad to hear your not shaking your foundations.
How are you?
I'm good solly, how are you my little angel?
Hey MissT!!!
Sdock? What's going on?
Hey mustard sweetie!!!!!!!!!
Oh well, oh well, oh well....I can't be bothered with him anymore tonight. When he calls, I will be busy and won't hear the phone ring. He can leave a fucking message at the motherfucking tone. I will listen to it when I get a chance.
On to more pressing matters, what's for supper?
My lips are dry. They are totally unkissable at the moment.
I want to play deep thoughts tonight.
Are ya'll up for it?
I am.
I miss it.
Me too, Mustard. Me too.
So you need to be thinking up something good for us to go dissect.
Damn it.
I had something really good last night, and now I can't remember what it was.
I'm good thank mustard, how about you?
Think...remember.
I'm going to go find something to eat and take a shower. I'll be back in a bit.
I'm feeling kind of down and moody tonight.
Sorry for spewing the eff word around.
I'm glad that you're well, MissT!I'm okay. A bit better than last night. Freakin' roller coaster all the damn time. Sometimes they just forget to connect the tracks!
omg, i overate.
now i feel like i have a hot shit in the chamber.
Oh!
I remembered! But, I'll wait until everyone's present and accounted for.
now i feel like i have a hot shit in the chamber.
I'm not even going to ask ;)
The roller coaster sounds familiar mustard.
Been on that a lot myself lately. Still dizzy from the other night.
Hi anon.
What you people doin??? Huh? Huh?
I just ate some grapes. Yum. ^_^
Solly, it's a sign from God.
LHM's homework assignment was a mathsheet entitled....
THREE CHEERS.
O_O
Three Cheers...For Sweet Revenge?
OR
Three Cheers...You Fooled Them All?
;)
Hey SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
I hope LHM is doing better!
Can I put a song up on here that I heard today?
Fuck yes, I can. I will brb.
Three Cheers for the Porch Peeps!
YEAAAHHH!!!
Yeah, he's doing better. He's still coughing and sniffling but he's okay.
Oh, I almost forgot something. I'll be right back....
MUWAHAHAH!
Hi princess sweetie, how are you?
Call you up in the middle of the night
Like a firefly without a light
You were there like a blowtorch burning
I was a key that could use a little turning
So tired that I couldnt even sleep
So many secrets I couldnt keep
I promised myself I wouldnt weep
One more promise I couldnt keep
It seems no one can help me now,
Im in too deep; theres no way out
This time I have really led myself astray
Runaway train, never going back
Wrong way on a one-way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow Im neither here nor there
Can you help me remember how to smile?
Make it somehow all seem worthwhile
How on earth did I get so jaded?
Lifes mystery seems so faded
I can go where no one else can go
I know what no one else knows
Here I am just a-drownin in the rain
With a ticket for a runaway train
And everything seems cut and dried,
Day and night, earth and sky,
Somehow I just dont believe it
Runaway train, never going back
Wrong way on a one-way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow Im neither here nor there
Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughing at the rain
A little out of touch, a little insane
Its just easier than dealing with the pain
Runaway train, never going back
Wrong way on a one-way track
Seems like I should be getting somewhere
Somehow Im neither here nor there
Runaway train, never coming back
Runaway train, tearing up the track
Runaway train, burning in my veins
I run away but it always seems the same
To: Someone Special
From: No One Special
Just don't think about the video and all those missing kids.
Hey MissT!!!!
OOOHHHH!!!! Soul Asylum. Did I spell that right?
Yeah, they had some good songs.
Hey princess, give my love to LHM.
Solly, I used to love that song. It's still cool, I haven't fallen out with it or anytihng ha ha ha.
Will do, MissT! All I need is an excuse to give him so more sugar! He just told me that I'm the best mama in the whole wide world.
Hmmmmm, I wonder what he wants? ^_~
MissT, they were a pretty melancholy band but I liked them.
I still haven't eaten supper yet. I must do that.
*some more sugar....
That's what I meant. O_o
You give that baby what he wants and all the sugar he needs. Because I SAID SO!
omg, i just burped and crapped my pants.
ha ha ha ha S&V. He's a little cheeky one.
What are you craving solly?
Love and kisses and passion and hot steamy..........
Oh you mean food?
Tut tut tut, naughty solly.
Naughty anon too.
Anon,
You should be really careful.
MissT,
I was being for real serious. No wonder I'm starving.
my boyfriend says i smell so bad that i need to use Right and Left Guard.
LOL^^^
Okay, I'll be back in a few minutes. Don't leave me here by my lonesome :(
You are one hungry lady solly.
I'm famished but I never satisfy my appetite.
Anon, you rule!
Where did Jr. Anon go?
my boyfriend said my nose is so big that i can smell farts on the way.
Okay, I'm back now!
Hello again!
hullo
Welcome back.
hullo, to you as well.
The Queens of 8:08!
ha ha ha ha we all did didn't we.
There will be a time in the future when someone will ask "do you remember whay you were doing at 8:o8pm on the 27th of February 2008" and we shall say "of course, we did the triple that night".
This day will go down in history.
Was that too dranatic?
Mustard!
My jaw pops, too. I just saw your comment at Mayo's.
One time it popped so bad it actually locked and I couldn't shut my mouth. Solly, saw something smart and I'll smack you.
Snap! That was weird.
MY DUDE........arrrghhhhhh!
*say, I meant say something smart.
Damn. I'm just gonna stop.
dramatic even, duh.
Smoke I ain't saw a thing, but I will say something.
>_<
Shut up.
Oh, this will just get dirtier.
MissT said "did a triple," then all the locked jaw talk.
Why, I just don't know what I'll do with mahself! *sighs*
My jaw clicks when I open my mouth too wide.
And as I mostly have my gob open yacking about something, it happens a lot.
You guys wanna see Mayo? I found him. I can't actually prove it because he minimized the screen before I had a chance to see it but I have a strong feeling it's him.
Mayo ♥'s Pencey Prep
AhHAH!
It was him all along.
Smart kid and Mayo knows all of those big words and stuff.
Must have been him! ;)
If it's not him, well, let's just say LHM got his mouth washed out with soap for no reason. X_x
Hey guys, how are you all tonight?
Ahhh, Smoke, he is absolutely gorgeous! You are sooo lucky. I want one, one day, too. Two if I'm lucky :D (he's much too beautiful to be Mayo)
Haha!
Okay, are we ready to go deep thought Sdock? MissT? Smoke?
Well, HELLO, KD! Nice to see you!
Mustard,
Let's go deep!
*goes to check out Mayo*
Hi katherine sweetie, how are you?
LHM is such a little sweetiepie princess.
I'm ready sdock and mustard.
Thank you, KD! He really is something special.
He is MissT. He really is. ^_^
Okay, so you all know what 'going deep' sounds like right?
Sorry. I had to go there.
Okay, so I thought about this last night, and I'm not sure if it applies to all of us here, but I'll ask it anyway.
How, if you're a bit--what I'd like to call--"crazy brained", would you go about telling someone who may be a potential partner everything that made you who you were? Like, all of the bad stuff and the good.
I was thinking about it, and I'm not sure I could.
Hi MIB & Solly!
Sock, I have no deep thoughts tonight. Goddamn flu, is playing with my head.
I'm sorry to hear about your flu katherine sweetie.
Mustard, how long has this person known the porential partner?
Mustard,
That's a good one. Give me a sec.
That word should read potential.
Mustard, how long has this person known the porential partner?
No, no. :) The person is me and I was just wondering before the time got here is all.
I just don't think I could say all of that stuff.
KD:
I'm so sorry. The flu is a miserable little thing. I hope you start feeling better soon. :)
What do you mean by potential partner exactly? Is this someone you already have a sorta relationship with? Is this person your friend already? Is this person a complete stranger?
No, there isn't anyone.
You know how you kind of look into the future and put yourself in certain situations in your mind? It's kind of like that.
Do you think you could tell them all that stuff, like the things you've been through and the things you think, and them still "understand?"
Do I make sense, 'cause if I don't I can shut up.
Hmmmmm, can I give my opinion? Good, cuz I was anyway. ^_^
My thoughts are, if this is someone who may be a potential partner then you should feel comfortable telling them everything and anything. Ya know? If you don't, then something isn't right.
Well, me personally am quite open about the fact that I am one sandwish short of a picnic.
*hugz Miss T*
Thanks guys for your kind words.
MIB, I would assume if you wanted to disclose something about yourself, you must feel some form of emotional connection to that person.
That's not to say though, that you haveto tell them everything. It's okay to keep a few secrets here and there as long as they aren't like really, really extra bad. O_o
Like you are a serial killer or something.
Mustard,
I'm with a dude that doesn't let me talk, so I'm not the best one to answer this.
But I'm with Smoke, I don't think you have to reveal everything.
Oh, jeez no. Nothing criminal!
Just the stuff I've told you guys here. That kind of stuff. But, it's different when it's face to face I think.
I don't know.
Alright, do we have another deep subject?
Anyone?
Anyone?
And, again, we almost died in a big fluffy cloud of ow.
Well, I am taking that as a hint that it is my bedtime.
Goodnight everyone, have fun.
Aw, Sdock!
It's okay. Don't worry about it!
Do you have a deep thought question?
Woah, what happened?
Anyway, back to the topic at hand.
MIB, I agree with smoke and solly, you do not need to disclose everything about yourself. You have to keep a bit of a separate identity in a relationship, it's healthier.
If it really doesn't affect your future together, do they need to know? I suppose you could tell them, if you really want to, and they have earned your trust.
Goodnite, MissT
LOVE YOU!
Yes, they do not need to attempt Heart. EVER. >_<
Sweet dreams, MissT!
No, Mustard I must say it again.
What I was saying is that you don't have to reveal everything but you can't hide anything. Does that make sense?
Believe me...the shit will come out eventually. And when it does, you won't know each other at all. You will be staring into the eyes of a stranger.
Yeah, but what if they think you're off your kilter more than you thought you were.
And then that just puts you back into the same position, right?
Mustard, then it wasn't meant to be. You can't fake it just to be with someone. Trust me. You have to find someone who takes your off kilter with their off kilter and you balance each other out.
Goodnight Miss T!
Sometimes, it's not really about hiding information, it's more about how much to give at what time. Your aim is always to be truthful, because deceit corrodes trust. You can only judge that, once you get to know them.
Okay, cool.
I was just wondering what you all thought. Thank you :)
Mustard,
You can't think you're that off kilter, can you?
You're more on kilter than I am.
MY TUMMY HURTS!!!!!!!! WTF??
Smoke, that girl with the cool hair is so going home tomorrow night.
Just sayin...
Well, I compare myself to a lot of people.
It makes me feel bad because I'm not okay like them. Like, I'm okay, but some days I'm not.
Make sense?
I can't get in at Mayo's! WTF?
It's got the blogger message up. GRRRR!!!
Well, maybe you can find yourself and turn the pages back?
Mustard,
I'm trying. Not sure if I can turn the pages back, but if not, maybe I will write a whole new book.
A whole new book sounds better, Sdock.
A new font.
Maybe some colored pages.
And some pictures.
Yeah, I am going to write the most badass book with the most unexpected ending ever!
This flu is getting the better of me.
Goodnight all!
Mustard and all,
I'm about to write to Mayo and be off for the night.
Love ya'll BUNCHES!
Oh and I almost forgot and I haven't said it today:
Solly ♥ PPU!
mustardisbetter said...
"How, if you're a bit--what I'd like to call--"crazy brained", would you go about telling someone who may be a potential partner everything that made you who you were? Like, all of the bad stuff and the good.
I was thinking about it, and I'm not sure I could."
Mustard, you give them bits and bits. Open up a little. Show them your underbelly slowly. You have to learn to trust. It's a big step. But if they're into you, they will want to know how and why you tick.
This is coming from someone with more skeletons in her closet than she is willing to admit.
Jen?
You here?
Just lurking for a bit.
I ate something that's giving me adjida (heartburn).
I saw your post and it intrigued me. I've been through a lot in my life and I'm lucky I've turned out as well as I have. I've surrounded myself with good people. My husband helps me carry the cross I bear. He makes it not as heavy as it could be.
He was willing to hear my story and is helping me to write a new one. If your partner is a good soul, they will do that for you too.
Oh, well this question was just in case it ever happened.
It was just worrying me. I didn't know if what I thought is something others thought, too, you know?
It's great that you've found someone that gives that to you and does help you when you need it. That's really great.
And the heartburn again? That's not any good.
uh, that was supposed to be "come." Duh.
Seems that's the general consensus :) Thanks, Jen.
Tacos? Well, yeah! Crazy woman! Food Anon Who Is Not PPU doesn't call it Taco Hell for nothin'! ;)
I'm gonna call it a night. I hope you're doing well and things are looking a bit brighter for you.
And I just want to say thank you. Not for anything imparticular, but just a lot of things.
Goodnight, Jen. Have a great evening.
Sweet dreams Mustard.
I'll catch you on the flip side!
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