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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
133 comments:
good morning!
Morning Anon and all Porchies!
Hope you all have a superb day!
Where do I wanna go?
NOWHERE! I wanna go back to bed! Can I?
Hell no. >_<
Have a great day peeps of the porch!
XOXO,
S&V20
Morning, all! :)
There's five in the hive,
let's boogey and jive!
Gooood mooorniing eveeerryyooooone.
6th!!
sorry guys i'm late i know!!
hope we are all super duper!
I will be your scapegoat, baby.
Damn straight. ^_~
So nice, I said it twice.
Hey you guys!
How's Thursday treating you both? Aside from the fact that people are eternally stoopid?
I'm just counting down the minutes, Mustard. I'm also thinking that this is totally like a sad way to spend the day. Staring at the same four walls, talking to stupid people on the phone and counting down the minutes.
Damn.
So, how are you? ^_^
You should redecorate your space. Add some more personal touches to it so it will feel more like your own.
I'm staying as far away from people today as I can. I can't be bothered.
Did you have some Juan Valdez this morning? ;)
hi princess, MIB, anyone??????
Hey FASC!
I did have me some Juan Valdez. ^_^
Actually, I've decorated it as much as they will let me. I have MCR on the back of my office door and all over my bulletin board. Then my bookcase is covered in Tony Stewart stuff and my Frank Iero action figure.
That's about all they will let me do. It sucks. I'd really like to paint the walls a funky color like maybe red or something. Or even a dark blue. But....they won't let me. GRRRR!!!
Tell me this isn't terrible. My office is the only one on this side with a window and you know what my view is? Do you?
A brick wall and the public bathroom door. All day I get to hear pissing and well you know...
No joke. Right now there is some dude hacking and coughing and pissing all of five feet from me.
Someone somewhere obviously doesn't like me very much.
Let's let Frank do the talking, shall we?
"Clear view of a public bathroom door? Ew."
"Yah. Seriously. That's just gross."
"Just do this and tell them to eff off, okay? Tell them I said you could."
OMG! I can't wait to get home now so I can see them!
Damn firewalls. I hate this place. GRRRR!!!
Don't they know I need to see Frank as much as possible? Don't they? Guess not. >_<
I totally bruised the tip of my pinky finger this morning. How in the eff do you do that? It's purple! So now it hurts to type.
I'm sorry for whining so much.
WAHHAHAHAHAH!
haha! great pics MIB!
i love frankie he's sooooo .......well you all know!!
right i'm off for a bit!! gotta go and prepare food for the little uns!
keep plodding on guys! i bet you wish it was 4.42pm with you guys dontcha!!!!!
Okay, I am officially bored.
well tap ypur fingers to the tune of 'thank you for the venom' then princess
OMG! I just got through listening to that song, FS!
You know me so well. ^_^
Hey guys! Hope you are all having a great day. I bleached my eyes out and than ate the best sandwich ever.
it smells like corn chips and grape soda in here.
Hey K!
Anon,
So that would mean it smells like feet and grapes?
That's not good.
i just ate crunchy cheese doodles with a coke.
more later
-snacks anon (yeah i just took your line Food Anon. what you gonna do about it bizzzzitch)
Uh-oh. O_o
For lunch, I had some chinese noodles. Will work that off by giving Snacks Anon the "whatfor" for stealing my brilliant line.
More later.
Ooooh snap!
Food Anon, you need to come to New York and learn how to gavone.
chinese noodles, that shit is weak son.
-snacks anon
*Princess is sitting back with her Zaxby's lemonade and pomegranate Ice Breakers.
This shit is funny.
Food Anon, you eat like a little bizzzzitch.
you need to get like a nice eggplant parm hero and a cannoli bizzzzitch.
-snacks anon
hi guys!
i'm back. how's it going??
Hey FASC!
I'm just watching the Food Anon vs. Snacks Anon Royal Rumble.
O_O
Did a fortune cookie come with your cannoli, Snacks Anon. I think NOT. Jipped!
MORE later.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Food Anon - 1
Snacks Anon - 0
Hi everyone. What's going on?
Whaha!
This is like watching table tennis!
Hey PPU, Snacker, Smoke, BC, and Fimble if you're still around!
Hi mustard!
Hi there, MIB.
Hey dudes!
So, what's going on besides a big whole bunch of nothing?
I just had a sammich if anyone cares.
PPPP-PPPP-UUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
MUSSSSSTTTTAAAARRRDDD!!!
BBBBBBBBBBCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!
What ya'll doin'?
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
Nothin'. Just hanging out at Mayo's Cabana.
What'r you doing?
Nuffin'. Just sittin'.
Where do you want to go today?
Somewhere far, far away.
Now that sounds like Forest Gump.
Dear God make me a bird.
So I can fly far, far, far away from here.
PPU, are you not going to speak to me? Where in the eff did you go?
I think you kicked PPU's hind-quarters all the way into Friday, Smoke.
;)
Oh, that was Jules who said that this morning, not you! Nevermind! It was funny anyway.
Jules kicked PPU?
Jules would never kick the sweet unicorn. That was definitely the grumpy Princess this morning.
I was not ignoring you, Pookie Bear!
You better not. ^_~
Oh, no!
She said something about Thursday being kicked right on into Friday.
I, for some reason, thought it was you that said it.
I would have kicked you once or twice.
I would have probably apologized after though. ;)
Awwww, poor little PPU. You just get beat on and kicked around out here on the porch, don't you? Awwww.
Guess what?
*smack
HA! One day you are gonna smack me back, I know. ^_~
I am so mistreated around here!
But I keep coming back for some reason.
Cuz you love us. You do. I know you do. ^_^
SMOKIEEEEEE, Why did you have to yell?!?!??!?
I HAVE A HEADACHE!!!!!!!!!
Yep, that's the reason.
Or no one else will have anything to do with you and your elusive bizzness ;)
I like to yell, BC. Therefore, I yell lots and lots.
*shimmy shimmy arse on the porch*
hey guys, just popping in to say hello. i will see you later.
*shimmy shimmy arse off the porch*
Hello and Goodbye, Fimble Wimble!!!
See you later!
BYEEE FIMBLE!!!!!
Alright, it's 5:02!!!
YIIIPPEEEE!!!
See you guys in a little bit!
XOXO,
S&V20
WELCOME HOME, SDOCK!!!
And SMOOOOOOKE when you get home!!!
Hey ya Mustard,
What ya doin?
I am so fucking tired today. I feel like a little kid who didn't get to take a nap. I'm all ill and I feel like whining and shit.
Awwwwwwwwwwwh!
How has your day gone?
I've been okay, thanks :)
Just winding down for the evening.
I'm sorry you're tired!
I would love to crawl on my couch, flip on the tv, pull up a blanket, and sleep for the next 3 hours, but I FUCKING CAN'T! Because dude is coming home and I best be a good little housewifey and do all my chores.
Well, maybe after you do them you can relax, yeah?
But see, I don't want to do them at all. Awwwwwwwwwwwh!!
I want someone to run me a hot bubble bath. I want to slip into nothing but my nice comfy robe. I want to crawl on my couch and lay my head in their lap and watch what I want to watch on tv and fall asleep just like that.
FUCK IT! I am wasting time. I'll be back. Gotta go feed the wild dogs.
Wha'd I do? No, not me. I have a kind of grudging respect and admiration for PPU these days after he (he, right?) fully owned with calm logic the other day.
Zaxby's lemonade and pomegranate Ice Breakers.
THOSE ARE AWESOME.
Wha'd I do?
Oh, complete misunderstanding between what you said this morning and what I told Smoke up there :)
I have a kind of grudging respect and admiration for PPU these days after he (he, right?) fully owned with calm logic the other day.
I know, right?!
How are ya? Ready for tomorrow?!
Can I get a Hoo-RAH!?
Do I have to like sweep the floor and shit? Huh? Errr and cook supper?
Nah, just scoot it all around to the edges or not do it at all! ;)
That would never pass his inspection. I might as well pull out the broom and the Hoover and hop to it.
Chop, chop!
Relax and don't get excited...totally not a cocaine reference.
;)
Oh, and don't think I have forgotten because I haven't....
I ♥ PPU!
I will say it every single day!
Why? Because it's true and because I'm dorky like that.
I am completely and utterly not prepared for tomorrow in any way. >_< I hate Fridays.
Sdock:
I loathe cleaning. It's the last thing I ever think about.
Well, Kapunua, my Friday is gonna suck if that makes you feel any better.
Last day of the month, we are always busy.
Mustard, I hate that my standards of cleaning do not meet his standards of cleaning.
*sigh*
What you people doing? Huh? Huh?
Hullo
*waves to everyone*
I love reading these blogs everyday. Funny shit.
So how is everyone?
Poop. I gotta run.
BRB.
♥
Hey MissT! Hey and bye Anima!
Hi and bye Anima.
Hi Princess sweetie, my how your tiara sparkles today.
Thank you, MissT!
So, how are you doing tonight? You okay?
I'm fine and dandy thanks for asking. You?
I'm just peachy. ^_^
Peachy sounds good.
Peachy and sparkly, a great combination.
YES!
My computer is being crazy. I can't pull up the comment page at Mayo's.
GRRRR!!!
Bugger. Must be broke again.
*waves, nods, and smiles*
Are you jealous?
Fuck yeah.
I'm totally making you a legal copy of a cd, Smoke. Totally.
What is it? WHAT IS IT?
*channeling LOTMS Gerard. ^_^
MissT, It's the only thing I am really good at.
Bert McLovin
You are good at swinging too solly.
The kids park type and not the pervy sex type hee hee hee!
MissT,
Thank you for reminding me. It's nice to be told what you're good at. You're a fabulous swinger as well.
Smoke,
Anything else you want me to legally make you a duplicate purchase of?
Thanks solly, swinging rules. Once again, not the pervy kind.
What you got?
You know what I got, Smoke. Don't be acting all dumb.
You probably have everthing I have already. Right?
No, I don't have everything you have.
I don't have Skinny Little Puppy.
O_O
Or Enya.
Enya and Skinny Puppy...? O_O
In best Ray voice:
"That's NOT MINE!"
YHUS!
I ♥ Raymond's voice.
Hey MissT, Anima, Smoke, Sdock!
Sure Solly.
I was a late bloomer when it came to cds, but I have to say, I never replaced my Enya tape with a cd. And when I was 13 I worked at a firework stand, and the kid I worked with LOVED Skinny Puppy.
I remember when Enya was really big, like, back in the early 2000s. There was this huge wave of Enyaness and Irish music.
Mayo keeps kicking me out. >_<
Hi Muatard sweetie, how are you?
Hi again Anima, how are you?
Nice try Solly. ;)
Val Kilmer is leaving AI!
OH NO!
MUWAHAHAH!
Hi MissT, Mustard, Princess, Solly, and lurkers!
There was an Enya mania. I do admit, it was nice. I enjoyed it. I do love Irish music. Always will. But it's much better live. We have a great pub in one our historic towns that have live Irish music almost every night. Reminds me, I haven't been there in forever.
Mustard, have you ever heard of The Tossers?
oops, its just Tossers.
Can't say that I have, Anima.
I haven't Anima.
You might hate them, you might love them. I can't make up my mind. Oh maybe I love them because they are nostaligic to me. Represented a time. So they may suck. They are an Irish, hardcore, folk band. Very Irish!
Well, I'm corrected. It is 'The Tossers' ... but my CD says otherwise.
Here is there myspace. Just found it.
The Tossers
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Anima, I'm here.
No, I'm here!
I'm looking at their MySpace right now.
Chicago, eh? A hubba hub for music!
Me too shush!
and i am lurking 0_0
shhhhhhhhh
Fimble,
You suck at lurking. I totally saw you.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!
*whispers*
why are we whispering?
nice to see you guys. ♥
Night Princess.
p.s. by calling you Princess, it makes me want to say..."Shannon, you are a Princess." To myself of course. ;)
cos anima, you are a princess but shhhhhhhhh
you saw me? omg right fine then, i will have to come in camaflouge next time. god i so wanted to be hidden and lurk.
*shouts* I SEE YOU THERE FIM!!!
Nighty night princess.
Fimble,
You could so pull off the camo and stealth mode. I know it.
yay, at least i get one hehehehehehehe
Hee hee hee fim.
I ♥ you too.
Mreorw?
Meow mrow.
*Sneaks about room, looking for a comfy place*
*Jumps up on bookshelf, picks most awkward looking spot betwixt tomes, because, as all cats know, that's where the real comfort lies*
*Yawns, licks chest, falls into deep sleep*
No one's here, are they?
just lurking
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