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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
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Blast!
heheh!
morning blast = early morning gas
Early morning toilet humour.
Sorry.
Not. =)
hi PP!
hi sisters!
can't stay sadly!
catch you all later!
Catch you all around in a while. Things to do.
Play nice.
Love PP
PP! That's no fun. Play dirty!
That's what I like to do! Muwahahah!
Alright, I'm gonna work my little princess ass off today. Ya know, just to see how it makes me feel. If I like it, I might do it more often. If I don't, well, at least they'll get one good day out of me. ^_^
PPU,
I am mad with you. You didn't help me countdown my minutes yesterday so I'm going to pout. :(
What will you do to make it up to me? Hmmmmmm.......
Everyone (except PPU because I'm pouting) have a lovely day!!!
PPU, you have an okay day. >_< GRRR!!!
TOODLES!
XOXO,
S&V20
This day is never going to be over.
Hey and Bey everyone.
Mustard is the bestest! ^_^
Ok, so I only have three and a half hours to go! YAY FOR ME!
Too damn long.
See you guys later!
PPU,
I'm really starting to get angry now. Just where the hell are you? O_o Are you lost in BlogBelieve?
I am here, having an "okay day".
I know you miss me.
I missed you too, muffin.
I hope you have a FABULOUS afternoon.
Did you call me muffin? X_x
Alright, you have a fantabulous afternoon, PPU. ^_^
You do not like muffin? What about pookie bear?
Awwwww, pookie bear. That's so.... so.....sweet!
Am I sweet like a pookie bear? If so, then pookie bear it shall be!
I don't think I am though. Solly might even disagree with that one.
You are being so funny today.
You could call me what most people call me but it's not very nice.
O_O
Then I'd have to kick you.
I think you are a sweet girl underneath a big meany exterior. So, pookie bear it is.
You figured me out! I really am sugary sweet!
*Blows kisses to PPU*
Am I overdoing it? Just a tad?
Yeah, I thought so, too. ^_~
PPU and PPB sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
O_o Love is in the air...
Hello porchies!
Am I still welcome here?
Of course you are! It wouldn't be the same without you!
PPU, you know after I kiss you, I'm going to push you out of the tree, right?
^_^
Princess Pookie Bear, that will be okay. I will know that you are aggressive because our love is a little overwhelming for you.
Hi, Sister.
Hi, PPU.
Princess, are you getting violent with PPU again? I heard that the SPCU was looking for you...
>_>
<_<
I haven't seen her, Ossifer!
Nope. Not little old me. No way.
I luv me some PPU. I give them nothing but hugs and kisses every single day. ^_^
Was that believable? O_O
Mustardz, what happened?
Are you okay?????
Princess, you should win an Oscar for that pre-formance. ^_~ **grins fabulously at Princess*
So I've read Mayo's latest post about twenty times, and all I can come up is this: He said we would take what we want from it, but that isn't true. There ain't no chocolate in dis blog!
Makes about as much sense as anything else, yeah?
FUCK, yeah.
FUCK YEAH.
Hey Sister M Night Shamallama! I miss talking to you :(
Yes, everything is okay. Is everything okay with you?
Oh, and I want to Hershey, Pennsylvania and brought back all this 'cause Mayo promises things that don't come true ;)
And you don't have those little kids asking you if you want to buy a $5 piece of candy. >_<
I missed you too, Mustardz. :(
But thanks for not giving up on me!
Yup, everything is okay with me... except you and I both know that "okay" could mean anything from ecstatic to suicidal, and we'd both still say "okay". ;)
Mmm... chocolate... thanks, don't mind if I do!
*crunch*
When I'm on one of my chocolate kicks, I'm like one of the gremlins in Gremlins 2 -- I could lie underneath the choco sauce fountain and just let it fall!
Oooo, Sdock and I had that very discussion last night. Wish you were her to discuss it with us!
We can all be masters of face painting.
And damnit, a chocolate fountain sounds swell right now. And some strawberries. Mmmmmm. And maybe some marshmallows.
hello porch dwellers!
cannot stop sadly just popping in to say hello to all!
lots and lots of love!
If you Eastern porch peeps were still here when I get home & settled, I might have been able to be part of that discussion. >.<
Face paint? Cool!
I seem to specialize in the raccoon-eyed, puffy-faced not-enough-sleep-EVER look. All you need is an eyeliner that smears easily and a free hand to make your hair look scary. Cheap & easy, that's my favorite look. :D
Chocolate, strawberries and marshmallows??? :9 DRIVE-THRU!!!!!
Wayhay, sis M is here.
I've missed you sweetie.
Did you all get your MCR tix today?
I'm envious guys.
It's getting kinda lonely out here.
MissT? You still around?
Sdock?
Smoke?
RW?
Fimble?
I'm here mustard sweetie.
How are you?
Hey MissT :)
I'm doing okay. How are you?
I'm OK too thanks.
It's soooooooo quiet in blogland today. Is everyone off ordering their tix?
Good afternoon to anyone who is here. Sister M, it is good to see you. Miss T, I got my tickets already for MCR.
They're supposed to add a second show here though, so I'm looking out for that. How are you love? Hey mustard!
Well, we're the two who aren't so, maybe!? ;)
Wonder where Sdock is. She's usually here by now.
Hey, I hope you have a great time BC. I am envious.
Yeah she is isn't she mustard.
How are you then BC?
Miss T, I missed you, too. *glomp*
I'm not going, either... at least, not that I know of. I don't know if I can get the $$/time off/broke-ass friend to commit. :)
Hey BC :)
Sister Midnite, you are here!?!?
Hey sis M *huge snogs*
I'm sorry that you don't get to go. That's sad. I have my sad face on for you.
Hi mustard. Thanks Miss T. How are you doing today? I'm doing good, but dealing with more insults over at Mayo's.
Oh well.
I have seen BC, I'm staying away from the damn anons.
I hated that they called you stupid BC cos you are not sweetie.
Thanks, Miss T. I might end up changing my mind, but none of the shows are that close to me. :(
Mustardz, baby, I'm still at work. :) It's only 4:34 PM here.
Miss T, good for you. As much as it doesn't bother me, I wish they would stop calling me stupid. I'm getting annoyed by it.
I have to deal with my own family calling me stupid.
I hope you manage to go Sis M, how far would you have to go.
BC, I have never thought you were stupid and I don't like seeing people say that about you.
As for your family, family say things like that to each other but they don't mean it.
Okay, so maybe this works the other way around.
Fingers crossed.
SDOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!
SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!
*has faith that it does*
Miss T, thank you. I don't believe so either. Those anons don't know what they're talking about.
At least one anon out there believes I'm not stupid. That's comforting to know. But anyways, I'm gonna go back to Mayo's.
Take care guys ♥
Ha ha ha ha! Shout your lungs out mustard and she might hear you.
BC:
I can't tell you not to pay attention to it, because not even I can do that. I think it's a shame mostly.
Just be the bigger person.
Thanks Mustard. Don't worry, it doesn't bother me.
Hey guys, what y'all doing over yonder? How is everyone? Sdock has gone missing, WTF? O_O
Oh, MCR concerts? I'd love to see the other guys, and support them, but you know I can't. I can't even buy their merch anymore or TUA. I can't give money to a misogynistic hypocrite who still flies the feminism flag to make more money. Also knowing that any money that Gerard gets goes to Lyn Z which goes to Jimmy Urine who wrote Five Year Old Panty Shot.
Gerard never gets another thing from me, ever.
WHAT THE HELL? ARE YOU TWO OKAY?!?!
Just worried.
Hi K, how are you?
I find it more peaceful over here sometimes. Headaches make it difficult to join in at mayos sometimes.
You do right to stick to your guns.
I would see them again though cos frank is amazing. You can always purposefully not look at gerard.
BC, tell the anons that call you stupid that you hope they have a nice day before somebody like themselves comes along and tries to fuck it up. :)
Miss T, I'd have to go down to the US, probably to at least Portland, OR. If I was going to fly, I'd have to hope that I could get a passport in time.
((*grr* Stupid new George W. Bush law. >_< ))
Or if I drove, it would probably take a couple of days to get there & a couple to get back. It also depends if I can get time off work, and if I can talk someone into going with me. I guess we'll see, they could always add shows later in the year, too.
Wow sis m, I'd wait for the DVD, a lot less hassle that way.
You guys, I don't think it works the other way around.
This is weird.
I dont know where she is mustard.
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Maybe she's finishing this up.
Maybe they'll be on in a bit.
Oops - too long. Delete was me... sorry! #^_^#
Miss T, I'll get the DVD, but I still plan to hit at least one show this year. :)
Mustardz: Let me try...
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU????????
Thanks Sister M. I think I'll do just that >:)
MUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSTTTAAARRRDD!!
WE'RE HERE!!!!!!!^_^
SisterM:
That should do it! You made my eyes go "Wha-Wha-Wha-Whooooom!"
SISTERM!!!! IT WORKED! MISST! IT WORKED!
IT REALLY, REALLY WORKED!!!
Wayhay, shouting works.
Hi Jules! ^_^
Srsly, tell us how you feel. ^_~
Shouting wins!
Solly, do you still love me? :(
Nik@nite,
How could you even ask such a silly question?
Duh, of course I do. I never stopped loving you.
*waves*
Hi All!
Smoke and I are watching LOTMS and eating burgers and wrestling with LHM.
Are you all jealous?
Fuck yeah, you are.
I am soooooooooooo jealous.
I am jeluz.
You waited so you could make that comment number, didn't you?
Dirty bird.
You can always purposefully not look at gerard.
It has nothing to do with looking at him. It has everything to do with giving my money to some misogynistic jerk who is mistreating and misleading young girls, and endorsing a band that thinks sexual abuse of a five year old is funny.
I wish I wanted to go to a concert.
Actually, I kinda do so I can hear the music.
It's all of the other stuff that I don't want to hear.
Yeah K, I know what you mean, I was just saying that if you did want to support Frank.
But I guess it's not an ideal solution.
I can support Frank through Leathermouth and S//C. :)
That's true K.
I do feel badly for the others though, but I can't go through with it. I could never enjoy the concert knowing what I was supporting.
I'm still at work, so I get tonight's sympathy (pity?) award.
Thank, you, Socky.
I just haven't been feeling the love lately. It helps when you guys tell me you don't hate me. :)
I kind of want to go, and kind of don't. Because if I was in one of my moods, Worm would have to peel me off of Gerard's back. And then I would lose a boot in his ass, and be all mad & stuff. ^_^
Frank, Leathermouth, yes, yes, yes!
^_^
Good point K, you have to stick to your beliefs.
I must admit that I went to the last show cos I already had tix before the MSI thing happened. We were told that they were supporting them in Europe but not the UK.
I'd hate for it to happen again.
Sis, you can come down here and go with us! It will be the most fun we've ever had!
YES!
Come and hang with us sis cos we love you.
I'm off - FINALLY!
Will be back when I get home! *hugz*
Fume
Rant
Gasp
Wheeze
Retire with a lovely mocha tart to soothe the day away
So where did everyone go? O_O
Don't know :(
I'M HERE!!!
Hey Smoke and RW!
Hi S&V, Mustard and Miss T!! :D
Oh! Okay! I thought I was all by myself for a sec!
How is everyone tonight?
I just got through watching some LOTMS and some Bert and some Adam with Solly. ^_^
Hi RW!!!!
Hi again mustard and S&V!!!
I made it!
I still haven't seen LOTMS all the way through yet 0_0
Hullo, Anima! :)
I would LOVE to see LM. I think they really need to do something about that.
Hey Anima!!!
Hey guys!
Doing well, I hope!
RW! You have to watch it! HAVE TO!
Anima,
I would love to see Leathermouth. That would be so cool.
^_^
Hi Anima!!!!!!!!!
RW! You have to watch it! HAVE TO!
I got to the part where they were all talking about each band member. I stopped it just before they discussed Frank, as I had stuff to do & wanted to have time to savour it. But... that was last summer :/ Haven't put it on since.
BOO! BOTCHES!
Kapunua, I'm a sucker I tell ya. I totally hear and understand everything you are saying.
But I've never given them money other than for their three CDs and one DVD. That's about what $75 dollars. For a band that has given me so much? That's not much.
Despite everything that has happened; I will never know the whole story. And I would just kick myself if I missed seeing them live. I need to do it.
BOO!
RW. It is friggin' hilarious. Seriously. Solly and I just laughed for 30 minutes about Gerard's little tics. The rubbing of the eyes, the faces he makes, the way Frank's eyes get really big like this O_O.
Boo, Solly!! 0_0
So my dude is all like...I tried to call you earlier and I didn't know where you were and I was getting worried.
Translation: You weren't sitting by the phone waiting for me to call, WTF?
Solly! You made it home! YAY!
I would rock the fuck out to LM. You have no idea.
...
Speaking of rocking the fuck out, I was listening to Bullets the other day. Damn, I love that album so much. It kind of makes me sad that I will not hear those songs live. :(
How are all my botches today?
Anima, Special kisses for you today.
Mustard, How's the rope?
RW, Make me laugh.
MissT, Love me.
Jules, Where did you go?
Yo solly!
Anima,
Smoke and I were talking that if MCR played a Bullets song at our show we would faint, fallout, and possibly die because we would be so sexcited about it all!!
Seriously.
It kind of makes me sad that I will not hear those songs live. :(
Haven't they been playing a few of those live lately?
MissT,
What's shaking?
Tighter than ever and that makes me happy.
Solly, Jules is over at Mayo's sifting through the lyrics of Jailhouse Rock for a little man love. I think she found some 0_0
I ♥ PPU!
....just because I haven't said it in a few days and my sister was trying to steal my unicorn today.
All I gots to hear though is Thank You for the Venom.
That's it.
I'll be done. Gone. Passed out. Then I'll get taken backstage and Frank will walk by and be all like, "Oh, is she okay?" and I'll go, "FRANKIE!!!"
Then they will throw my country bumpkin ass out on the street.
I'm shaking with excitement solly cos you are here.
yeah I love ya!!!
It's Solly!
I used 'sexcited' over at Mayo's. Aren't you proud!
Mustard, me too. Happy as a little bitty bird in the spring.
Uh oh....is this another personality coming through tonight? Why do they all have to be so mouthy?
Jules is over at where doing what with whom?
I see you've got it all planned out, S&V ;)
Just remember, you have to say "Frankie" in that little girl falsetto that he used.
Yeah, after "Venom," I'd be a goner, too.
You should see me alone in my car when that badasser comes on.
Like, if I were on the outside looking at me, I'd be embarassed for myself. Put me in a room with thousands of people...dude.
Jules is over at where doing what with whom?
Something to do with Elvis & a wooden chair.
Don't make me think about it again!!
Anima,
Very proud. Niiiiiiiice.
Smoke,
We are both going to get so thrown out of the show. How sad will that be? We must try and control ourselves.
This is never going to work.
The first time Gerard lets "fuck" roll of his tongue and out those lips. I will melt into a puddle onto the floor.
And thrusting pelvises.
I'm just sayin'!
Princess, I can totally see it!
And thrusting pelvises.
0_0
I hate to leave the stimulating conversation, but my bubble bath is calling me... be back in a bit!
Behave, kids ;)
Mustard,
You should see me flail along to INTYWIDFAL....oh I get spastic. Like if someone were watching me they would think I was having a seizure.
Honey is pretty bad while driving. Because I have to sing both parts and play the guitar. Treacherous on the Georgia backroads.
I love the live version on the LOTMS CD. Fucking love it!
Happy bathing RW!
RW,
I do have it all planned out. I'm just not sure it works for a 30 year old married woman the same as it does for a fifteen year old. Instead, he might be like, "Oh, gosh is that lady okay, did she get hurt or something? Did she fall and break a hip?"
I'll die. O_o
Son of a bitch this is freaky. I have just heard Suspicious Minds for the 2nd time in 30 minutes. WHAAAAAAAAT? The first time Elvis was really singing it.
Now, some chump on AI is butchering it up.
It's one of my favoritist Elvis songs.
Uh, I would hate to see myself while singing anything from MCR, TBS, The Used, Fergie....
Wait did I say that?
No.
Maybe.
Hell, I get spastic with anything on the radio. Except like country. It's hard to get spastic to George Jones.
Suspicious Minds performed by Dwight Yoakam.
I love that man.
Lock up the hony tonks....
Throw away the key.....
Awww yes. I love Dwight and his blue jeans. ^_^
George Jones makes me want to drink hard.
Yeah....
And cry....
He stopped loving her today.....
Yeah, he is pretty depressing. No wonder they fought all the damn time. Jeez.
"He Stopped Loving Her Today."
Again, just sayin'.
What? What did I say?
We both said the same thing, and it really startled me.
The first time Gerard lets "fuck" roll of his tongue and out those lips. I will melt into a puddle onto the floor.
Even if he's telling the 12 year old girls to do that to themselves? See, I'd walk out. I know i can't watch them anymore.
Now, Dwight Yoakam, he was in Panic Room, right? Or am I getting confused and saying something retarded?
Oh!!! I was like what did I do?
Haha!
You have been watching LOTMS ;)
You know what, K? I don't know. He was in Slingblade.
I ♥ Dwight. Even if he is a balding old man. Cowboy hat and blue jeans makes him sexy. ^_^
Told you! ^_^
I didn't watch Idol. I don't like when it gets to this stage. It does suck. I lose interest in it.
Plus, it effs up House. >_<
I'm back from my boiling hot bath and I am squeaky clean.
The outside anyways...not my little black soul and filthy mouth.
Jules,
Thank YOU so much for 'splaining Jailhouse Rock to me. I never ever knew.
*sings theme song to "Welcome Back, Kotter"*
:)
When I read that Solly, I was like oh no. Our Grandmother is probably rolling over right now. O_O
She would literally disown you if you even thought of dissing The King.
Like that was a big no-no in her house. My husband learned that the hard way.
They never should have let poor little Josiah go.
He's a star I tell you! A STAR!
A Tennessee boy that sings with a British accent.
Genius. He should give Gerard a call. They would totally understand each other.
Geniuses and what-not.
Smoke,
For sure....but at least now we know what the song is really about.
It kind of makes me smile a little.
Not that I want to picture Elvis in jail or anything...nah.
Not too much for me!
*does best Simon Cowell impersonation*
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
O_o
Smoke,
Quite filling that boy's head with all that fluffy nonsense.
He's going to end up homeless and talking to himself on the street.
Mustard,
You aren't going to go see MCR? Awwwh, come go, please.
He's going to end up homeless and talking to himself on the street.
He already is and already does. X_x
OMG! The Australian that lives in Atlanta! He is purdy!
I want to go, but I just can't find it in myself to do it.
It's just not the same for me anymore, but you have no idea how bad I wish it was.
K, I have to say, if I do hear him ask (or prompt) the audience to 'fuck' or whatever to themselves I will walk out. Absolutely.
COME ON BABY LIGHT MY FIRE!
TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIRE!
Yeah. Okay. ^_^
Mustard,
It could be. Don't you believe it? Come go with me and Smoke...come on. Awwwh, come on, you know you want to.
This bastard thinks he's Jim Morrison.
THINKS, being the operative word.
Simon had his hair cut too short. Ewwww.
Well, it is me bedtime.
Have fun everyone, goodnight!
I won't walk out. Sorry guys. I'm 33 years old and it's my money and I'm not bringing my kids.
I still hope he doesn't say it though.
MissT!! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU???
Awwwwwwwwwwww, MissT.
I didn't get snogs from you.
Dang you, Smoke. You made me miss my snogging.
I love you, MissT!
Goodnight MissT. We love you tons.
Well, I'm glad I didn't watch all of that. Yuck.
Sweet dreams, MissT!!!!
♥♥♥
LM is were I find comfort. Can't explain it. Actually, hardcore in general. Love it.
Now I'm nervous. What if he pisses me off? That's gonna suck.
I want to see an intimate/yet packed fucking rock show. That's all I want...and I don't think it's going to happen.
Mustard,
Quick!
pick a number between 1 and 5 but greater than 2 and less than 4.
Popped back in to say goodnight :) It's my bedtime!
Have a good one :D
Anima,
It is so going to happen. You have to believe it.
It's going to be totally awesome. Just like Gerard's kung fu skills.
You can't do that!!!
3
minus 1
Nite, RW.
Sweet Dreams.
Goodnight, RW! :)
Sweet dreams, RW!!!
mustard,
I was just messing with you.
I like you math skills though.
Oh, Solly! Did you hear about the Hello Kitty handgun that shoots real bullets?
Don't ask me what made me think of that but it was on CNN today.
How crazy is that?
Actually, they are talking about women and guns on the local news. I miss my pistol. I wish I still had it.
It was so little and prissy.
*pokes DM with a stick*
*hurries off, giggling like Frankles*
And badass just like me. Just a little unpredictable. Like me.
Probably a good thing that I don't have it anymore. X_x
Why do I watch L&O SVU? Do I like to torture myself? Creeps me out just a smidge.
RW! You are so bad!
Makes you wish you had a Hello Kitty handgun doesn't it?
You do have shotguns though.
Excuse me?
Did you say a Hello Kitty pistol that shoots real bullets?
Who in the hell thought that was a good idea?
Surely, it's an aftermarket job. I can't see Hello Kitty putting her stamp on something like that.
Now.....Goodbye Kitty on the other hand.....YESSSSSSS! That would work.
Where can I get one?
Smoke,
this is almost like old times when we could talk and talk and talk all day at work before the man shut us down. We are nothing but pure entertainment. We should have our own show.
The Smoke and Solly Show!
I don't know. Yeah, I thought that was a little bit insane. Just a touch.
Why not a Barbie .38? Or a Hannah Montana .44?
Now.....Goodbye Kitty on the other hand
0_0
Hell, if Perez Hilton can have a show.....
SMOKE AND SOLLY can have a damn show.
Welp, I'm gone you guys.
Have a good night and I'll see you here tomorrow.
Goodnight MUUUUSSSTTAAARRDD!!
MY PROTOCTING FRIEND WHO DOESN'T NEED HER ALT KEY ANYMORE!
♪♪♪♪♪
Mustard, Nite-Nite!
See ya tomorrow!
Smoke, Goodbye kitty FTW!
YES!
Well, I'm getting sleepy. Doesn't mean I'll sleep but I'm going to try!
Sweet dreams everyone!
XOXO,
S&V20
Smoke,
How many people do you suppose lurk here every night just watching us being silly and laughing at us and wondering about us and worrying aobut our sanity?
What? Like maybe 6?
G'nite, Smokey Smoke.
I'm all by myself.
*waves to lurkers*
Hi Lurkers! How are you all?
Prolly 2. O_O
Damn, I was going to bed but now we gots a new page!
And I was first! BOOOYOOW!
Damn, am I gonna be like the first five?
Looks that way!
Night! Again!
For real!
*Waves back*
Hey Sdock.
Hello Lurkyanon, was your night an interesting evening?
Goodnight everyone.
And I love the idea of the Smoke and Solly Show. It's brilliant!
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