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Friday, February 8, 2008
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Yes?
heck yes!!!
I'd like to dedicate this moment to Kass and left-swinging Mayo.
haha! you are so funny!
i'm laughing like an idiot on the other side of the world!!
That had to be our closest race yet, FASC!
Split second margin stuff.
PP,
I bow to you and your FASC-ass-whupping ability!
Kass xx
Kass, I bow to you and your comment at Mayo's for invoking DM first post panic.
And socky of course, whom without this wouldn't have been possible.
indeed. hi sdock!!
i'm still feeling a little sorry for mayo and kass's disparaging claims regarding his manhood!
As we contemplate the way in which we project our judgments-whether positive or negative-upon people as well as objects and situations, we can begin to appreciate that more reasoned emotions and thoughts are more grounded in reality.
Popping my head in.
Brought lollipops for everyone. Hopefully enough of each flavor so none of you quarrel over them.
Ah, now a stop to our favorite Jester Mayo's.
Just popping in to show I'm not dead.... yet anyway. haha :)
And I miss you all.
Be safe XP
xoxo cupcake
SDOCK, I GOT IT. Will emal later.
Hey guys coud anyoneIhope you are all having a great day. I am not so far, because peopla are stupid.
Can anyone be so kind as to psot this at Mayo's ?
I know people get apoplectic when I think something is important, but oh well, you know: my ass.
Mayo, in the microcosm that is BlogBelieve, this might be important. Or at least fun.
So I am having a crappy day at work because I work with a moron. I need to cultivate some patience and remind myself that in some ways I can be a moron too. Like for intance how long it took me to get this. Did I make you impatient? :D
So you were revisiting the past too huh? Gosh, and *I* was the one who said it. Please understand that I can barely remember what I said five minutes ago, much less a few days. I had forgtoten I'd even revisited there.
Which one were you?
And I am sorry this is so disjointed; I am writing in the middle of work and I can't see the comment screen and ppeople keep trying to talk to me. The nerve.
Ikve always said that this blog is a game. Mayo, you play your pieces carefully. I play mine recklessly and am about to do so again, but then, I don't have anything at stake , do I? The worst that can come from my assumptions is thta you'll sit there thinking "LOL what? Crazy bitch doesn't know wtf she's talking about." An if so, at least I will have maade you laugh.
So here's my question.
Did your Ghost provide you with a bit of information recently? And did it surprise you?
If that is the case, pease know that I didn't tell in order to be a part of the Scooby gang. Like, they would've gotten away with it if not for us meddling kids kinda thing. I told because I really thought it was important and maybe it is?
I am probably wrong in assuming the two are connected--your reference to Ghost and to the falsehood--but well, I went there anyway.
Also Mayo, you have to admit, the timi g of the falsehood WAS pretty congruous and therefore, still pretty damn hilarious. I'm glad you semi cleared it up (even though you didn't, not really,) but damn son, that was funny.
It took me about 45 minutes to write this damn thing.
Mayo, take care, catch ya later.
SDOCK, I GOT IT. Will emal later.
Hey guys coud anyoneIhope you are all having a great day. I am not so far, because peopla are stupid.
Can anyone be so kind as to psot this at Mayo's ?
I know people get apoplectic when I think something is important, but oh well, you know: my ass.
Mayo, in the microcosm that is BlogBelieve, this might be important. Or at least fun.
So I am having a crappy day at work because I work with a moron. I need to cultivate some patience and remind myself that in some ways I can be a moron too. Like for intance how long it took me to get this. Did I make you impatient? :D
So you were revisiting the past too huh? Gosh, and *I* was the one who said it. Please understand that I can barely remember what I said five minutes ago, much less a few days. I had forgtoten I'd even revisited there.
Which one were you?
And I am sorry this is so disjointed; I am writing in the middle of work and I can't see the comment screen and ppeople keep trying to talk to me. The nerve.
Ikve always said that this blog is a game. Mayo, you play your pieces carefully. I play mine recklessly and am about to do so again, but then, I don't have anything at stake , do I? The worst that can come from my assumptions is thta you'll sit there thinking "LOL what? Crazy bitch doesn't know wtf she's talking about." An if so, at least I will have maade you laugh.
So here's my question.
Did your Ghost provide you with a bit of information recently? And did it surprise you?
If that is the case, pease know that I didn't tell in order to be a part of the Scooby gang. Like, they would've gotten away with it if not for us meddling kids kinda thing. I told because I really thought it was important and maybe it is?
I am probably wrong in assuming the two are connected--your reference to Ghost and to the falsehood--but well, I went there anyway.
Also Mayo, you have to admit, the timi g of the falsehood WAS pretty congruous and therefore, still pretty damn hilarious. I'm glad you semi cleared it up (even though you didn't, not really,) but damn son, that was funny.
It took me about 45 minutes to write this damn thing.
Mayo, take care, catch ya later.
K,
Done.
Hey everyone,
Just wanted to let you know that we got an email from SIM this morning. She's doing ok, basically, still pretty shaken up over the near-mugging. She's been working a lot lately too, and those two reasons are why she hasn't been here.
She hopes to come on next week when she's off, but isn't really sure yet.
She did say that the police got some CCTV footage of the guy following her from the cinema, but none of the actual mugging. Plus she's spent the day doing an "e-fit" ID on him for the police, so that should help.
I wanted to tell you guys since everyone has been so worried about her. If anyone wants to, I don't think she'd mind getting emails. She needs some support right now.
Thanks, kids!
love, peace, hope, faith
J
well K i haven't actually got it yet!! what are you talking about exactly????
hope your day is bucking up a bit!
hello everyone else!
Thank you Princess.
Mayo is saying he wasn't talking about a SPECIFIC falsehood. God I feel like I'm. The only one who didn't get this.
You guys are gonna hate me for thiss but could you give Mayo another mesage for me? Could someone ask him: Mayo, if you weren't talking about that, then why TEXAS?
Also my connection is crap today. I apologise for any double or triple posts. You can feel free to delete them.
:D
Decided I didn't want to litter anymore at pseudo-Gerard's, so I came here to dump all my verbal garbage instead!
Kapunua,
I am sooooo stupid. Could you please tell me plainly what you are referring to? I am an absolute imbecile.
Thank you!
Kapunua, you give me excessive tired head.
Ah, my favorite four legged friend. How goes the day?
Crackberrynese is hard to understand sometimes, PPU. O_o
What's up horsey-horse???
Hi, GV. Glad to see you. What is new in your world today?
Hello, Miss Princess.
Hello, Princess.
Fear not, I won't lick you.
*thomp*
The post said to never stop, too bad there was a wall in the way.
^_^
But I might lick a little violet unicorn....
Good, GV. I like to be the one doing the licking. ^_^
PPU, wassup?
What you doing on this lovely Friday in BlogBelieve???
What is new in my world today.
(now that I've indulged my horrible but actually quite asexual compulsion)
I'm in a declarative mood.
A rallying of the troops type of mood.
A snuggable type of mood.
PH!!!!!!!!!!
RAWR!!!!^_^
*thomp*
OUCHHH!!!
RAWR! =]
lol. Hey Princess!
How're you?
Hiya Princess, PPU, GV, PH, Kapunua, FASC, J, Solly (even though she isn't here)!
J, thank you for the update on SIM. Send her our love if you get the chance.
K, check your email. I tried to explain the nonsense I was chatting about last night. ^_^
I'm good, PH! How are you?
I am so tired of entering data I could fucking scream!!!!!!
Sorry, I just needed to let that out. Come on 5pm!
Hey Anima!!!
Anima!
Hello, beautiful.
Wow. That sounds like a fun... job....
Hey Anima!
That's good Princess Smokie! I'm good. I had my Dr's appt. today. I should be in Math right now, but I decided to come home instead, and go back for Hairstyling! Gosh, I ran a mile in gym today, in 6 minutes 43 seconds. (at least It should be a mile? 1600 meters?) It was great. Such a thrill.
HEY GENTLE V!
This sucks. I have to go. Short and sweet talking to you all, as always!!
Love you all, and be back after work tonight?
<3
There you are, Paperheart!
I was roaming about looking for you.
I think this is a fine time to pull out the glittery china, don't you?
No!!!
Ah, well.
I hope you have a lovely day.
I love you, no matter what.
PPU I have never given you any kind of head.
Hi GV! Can I have more snuggles? Hi FASC and PH and everyone else I cannot scroll up to see.
The short version is Mayo is saying that his first post was not, in fact, about Gerard's "Texas," el oh el. I had recently teased him a out starting ablog in defense of a peen.
Too funny. Gotta love some Mayo.
k on crackberry said...
PPU I have never given you any kind of head.
That was priceless. ^_^
Lots of snuggles for Kapunua!
I may be big, but sometimes being 5'10 and a solid 160 has its perks, ya know?
Bye PH! Congrats on the mile run. Running feels fantastic.
GV, oh man my job is so much fun. Actually, I should have someone else do all this data entry, but our boss likes to keep things slimmed down. It is really time consuming and definitley distracts from the more important things. Not very smart on his part, but oh well. He's a dumbass.
K, you crack me up!
Gotta run.
I need to enter more! Yippie!
Bye, Anima!
Lick!
oh thanks K.
i get it now!
hi/bye everyone.
mr bloke about to arrive home!
Oooh, Kap, I did wonder how Mayo would know! So maybe he does need to answer my question* - why, suddenly, did he give two sh*ts what Loveman was saying?
Anyhoo, have a fab weekend people! I may try and wrangle my very truculent home Internet connection at some point...
Kass xx
*Obviously he won't.
My nickname should have been^^
Oh my, Kapunua. That made me smile in spite of myself.
GV, do you live with your parents?
As of this moment, I do live with my mother.
Which is strange. I left home at 17 and lived a totally independent life from them for six years.
Then circumstances taught me humility. I moved back.
Nothing wrong with relying on family to help you get back on your feet.
hello everyone
god i dont know who is here,
hello gv
hello ppu
hello princees (are you here?)
erm hello to everyone
and bye fasc and anima
Fimble!
I miss you. How are things going for you?
FIMBLE!!!!
Whatcha doin?
Is Daytona getting ready for tomorrow night??
I am soooooo excited!!!
not to bad gv, not to bad. just bloody hot thats all. what else is new.
how are you doing, i checked out your myspace. there was no songs on there tho to listen to :(
ohhhhh princess, is it tomorrow night.
there are trucks and cars everywhere and its madness, i tell you madness
i was going to take a pic of out side of the track for you cos there is so many adverts and big tents and everything but i thought you may think i was a quack hahaha.
are you going to ly down to daytona now and we can go stalk the drivers and sit in their cars and puch their pedals?
I know, we suck!
There will be songs soon, though, I promise.
Just wanted to get the word out early.
We have about seven songs, just need to put them on a computer.
That would be sooo much fun, Fimble.
Tony would let me ride with him. I know he would. ^_^
so is it just you two in the group? what do you sound like?
oh and crazy make up, cool
is that all princess
omg see what you do to me, i start to get dirty thoughts. please just ignore me. i think it is splash's fault. i been talking to her to much
Thank you for looking at our pics.
So far, it is unfortunately the two of us.
However, my brother is about to start contributing and there's this guy that responded to Spyder's craigslist ad that may or may not be our rhythm guitarist.
Where is Splash today, by the way?
MUUSSSSSSTTTTAAARRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!!!
oh so your still putting your group together, you will have to inform us when you have your music up.
so i think i am not liked by someone, interesting well i dont care for them so boo hoo. haha.
where is splash today?
I love that attitude of yours, Fimble.
Yay, sassy!
PPU, relying on people is no longer a source for shame as it once was for me. I am grateful I got over that.
I will let you know as soon as we have music up. It's kinda weird, but I think there may be a few songs you'll enjoy.
gv
me, attitude?
never
how dare you ;)
Well, I "need" a cigarette.
Have fun today. Love everywhere!
Just sprinkling it all over the place. Pretend it's faery dust.
Have a good day, GV.
hahahahaha
end of!!!!!!!
hey princess, i will catch you later ok, and i will go give a big kiss to tony for you lol
Don't you be kissing on my Tony!!!
Have fun, FS!
Well, PPU.
Looks like it's just me and you.
Now what do we do?
^_^
I thought you were hard at work today?
I always start out with good intentions.
I always tell myself, Princess. (Cuz that's what I call myself) Princess, today, you have to work extra hard.
Then I get here and someone says something stupid and my plan is all shot to hell. >.<
If you could be shopping for anything in the world, what would you be shopping for?
Oh gosh, PPU. Anything?
Well you gotta get more specific. Like if I money was no concern....
A house. I would love a new house.
If we're talking about staying within my little tiny budget.
New shoes. I love shoes. New shoes always make me feel better. I'm the girl that buys a pair of shoes and then buys an outfit to match later. I have several pairs of shoes that I've never worn because I never got around to buying that outfit. Still, I love knowing that I have them and they are there if I need them. ^_^
What about you? What do unicorns like to spend money on?
omg see what you do to me, i start to get dirty thoughts. please just ignore me. i think it is splash's fault. i been talking to her to much
Don't blame you nasty-ass thoughts on me! ;)
Hey Porchers!!!
I am a simple unicorn. Material things mean very little to me.
How many pairs of shoes do you have?
A simple unicorn? Hmmmmm.
Well, material things don't mean a whole lot to me either but you know, I still love my shoes.
I probably have around fifty pairs right now. I've taken a bunch to the Salvation Army but I still have a good bit.
My mother. Now that's really the shoe lady. It's where I get my love of shoes from. She has three times as many as me.
And they are still in the original box, and they are each labeled by color and style. O_O
That's what OCD will get you.
hello porch dwellers!!!
9.15pm already in the UK!! you'll be finishing work soon guys!
shiz its quiet!
i'm outa here for the night. will miss first posting at DM tomorrow as i am away to eurodisney paris til thurs!!
love to all!
YooooHoooo!
Hello.
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone home?
Come on, now. I hear you're feeling down. Well, I can ease your pain, get you on your feet again. ^_^
Not gonna believe this, or you may 'cause it's probably happened to you.
But it's only the second time it's happened to me :)
Leaving the grocery store, a truck with their windows rolled down drove past, slow-like, and the tune of what they had playing caught my ear (as usual) and it was "Wish You Were Here."
I beamed.
I haven't figured out why that happens. It just gives me the warm fuzzies to hear someone else listening to my favorite songs eveeeeerrrrr.
I'll tell you a weird thing that happened to me once. A few months ago I was driving home from work with my windows up, and I don't keep the music too loud anyway. I was listening to Taking Back Sunday. There's no way anyone outside of my car could have heard. So I'm making a right onto this road and a guy in a truck is making a left past me, and he starts waving at me and giving me the thumbs up sign. Never seen this dude in my life, right?
Intrigued, I look after him in my rear view. Across his back window (I could read it backwards,) was a HUGE "TAKING BACK SUNDAY" window cling.
I went O_o and never forgot it. ^_^
You two were connected O_O
By TBS.
By Adam.
But you didn't know him from Adam.
LOL! /corny joke
omg you could have gotten married, arghhhhh a wedding
YAY for that song.
And YAY for your joke, Splash. That was cute. :D
GUYS! I am going to post the anti valentine's day blog on SUNDAY. So please, please give some more gifties, okay? We've only got about ten people so far.
Yay for Bert McLove!
I miss Pretty Purple Unicorn!!!!
I just had to fucking say that tonight!
Damnit, I think I was a much more balanced person when I at least got to speak to PPU on a daily basis. AWWWHHH!
PPU, if you lurk, I just wanted you to know I was thinking of you.
Creepy?
Fuck no, no it's not.
Blowjob?
Huh?
Fimble, you naughty girl.
Are you on your hands and knees?
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