Will it wash it all away?
Am I too dirty?
Is it too late for the cleansing?
Will I drown?
Will it cause me to freeze where I stand?
Do I have sense enough to take cover?
Do I want to stand around and splash in the puddles?
Will it bring on a mudslide of catastrophic proportions?
Will it run me off the road and leave me in a ditch?
Will it ever quench my thirst?
Will it bring with it the promise of new hope and new life?
If I cried in the rain, would anyone notice?
p.s. Feeling deep and inquisitive and soaked to the core.
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Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
196 comments:
When you keep your head down all the time, you don't get noticed. Be loud today.
Seems that I am not the only one who needs to scream....interesting.
If I screamed right now I'd wake the neighbourhood at 2.50am.
*considers*
Morning Socky.
Are you okay?
I emailed you after I saw your comment to Mayo.
Hey PP,
Thanks! I just read it and shot you another.
Is it wrong to be this calm?
Hey Gals...
Am I the only one bothered by Mayo's post? It sounds so sad to me.
Calm is a sign you have been expecting this to happen.
I remember princess once replying to PPU that you were stronger than what comes across with your posts. I'm holding on to this all the way across the Pacific at the moment.
*email service seems to think it's coming by sea*
Hi elena.
I agree he does.
Yeah he sounds a bit detached from himself or something. I really think he's okay though. He's just like us...figuring shit out.
PP,
I use yahoo mail, so who knows when it will arrive. Me? Strong? I don't know. My Sister is the strongest person I know.
sdock you are stronger than you realize. We can hear it in your words. You can't but we can. Think of all the strength you've given to Mayo with your words. Listen to yourself, believe in yourself.
Socky
I believe you are stronger than you give yourself credit for, like elena.
I'm a bit concerned though you are going to get caught back on Blog when he gets home, and it might make things worse, when you're going to need to be a level playing field to start off with to sort things out.
sdock is it wrong we like to hear the guy say fuck? I don't think so. Hey I gotta head to the bookstore. I'll be back soon on the "slow" computer.
Love ya.
So true, PP.
Maybe I will hear him before he comes through the door and I can make a mad dash away from the computer. Hell, he might not even come home today. I don't even know where he is.
Wonder where PPU is today?
be *needing a level...
Pfft at not reading properly.
Bye elena.
Hope those drumming blisters on your hands don't hurt too much today.
I AM ALREADY LOCKED OUT OF THE EFFIN' HOUSE!!!! THAT SUCKS SO BAD.
WILL SOMEBODY POST THIS TO MAYO FOR ME? PRETTY PLEASE?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alright, here we go Mayo-naze!
“Too bad you missed it prick.”
YES! God, you sound just like me. ^_^
There are things that I have yet to say, ears I have yet to perk. Shall I scream?
Dude, just don't yell at me, okay? And well, I scream and scream all the time and yet the one person that needs to hear me, never does.
I'm glad you are cool with us ragging on you. I guess if you weren't, you'd have kicked my ass out a long time ago. Truth is, I pick on people I like most of the time so, take that for what it's worth.
I'm not much for dissecting stuff so I'll leave that up to the others. I just hope that eventually what you want to say will be heard. I hope you have a wonderful, no....fantabulous Saturday.
Coffee, coffee and more friggin coffee!!!
Did you like your new kickball jersey? Fire! Fire! Fire!
I know how much you love the stuff.^_~
Hugs and kisses, sweet Mayo-man.
XOXO,
S&V20
Keep those ears sharp. Hopefully there will be a dog greeting bark first.
I sometimes think PPU has the weekend off.
She/He seems a bit of a 9-5 unicorn.
Mayo really needs to drop meffer in at some point as well. That would make me laugh.
Hi S&V,
Are you locked out already?
WTH?
True, PP, about the 9 to 5 thing.
Yeah, dropping a Meffer would so totally rock the house or if he said he was Sexcited. That would also rock my socks.
Princess Smoke,
Call me!!!!!!!! Where are you?
Has someone posted the Princess' message? I don't know if I can, but I will try.
Hey guys :)
I'm trying to get a comment box up to post it.
Give me a second and I'll be right back.
Hey Smoke, Hey Sdock, PP, otherz. ;)
Well, I guess I'm off for now.
Hope to catch you guys later.
Love you ALL!
Well, nevermind!
Sdock got it :)
Mustard!!!
It's cool...It's been done!
Thanks though.
hey porchies.
popping in to say hello. did you have a nice game of kickball?
i am off to watch char today so wont be on till tonight.
have a nice saturday and have fun
(sd10 sorry to read what went on last night. if you want me to come and sort him out then all you have to do is give the word hehehe)
See you socky.
Take care.
xoxox
I posted S&V's too, and do solemnly declare to have bolded her bold bits, but no bad bold bits.
Hmmm, Frank is smoking in randomanon's photo from Vietnam. The guy gives up the smokes as easily as I give up chocolate >_<
Hi Mustard
Hi and bye FS
hi guys!!
how are we all today??
i also thought mayos post was sad. it was like he wasn't worthy of living a 'normal' life. like those things didn't happen for him. he sounded totally excluded and really just living in his own world. thats what i thought anyway.
hey i've just read it again and this is probably a load of shit but you could almost interpret that post like he is dying or something?? don't panic i'm sure he isn't but it could be read like that.
It seems strange to consider that someone would be ticking off days in such a way, counting down to events that I will never attend.
I am usually inspired while I do my ticking, but that does not happen very often. It is rarely with me, and I often forget…tick, tick, tick.
The need to move among the living, shoulder to shoulder, pulls me from my daydream. I must be just in reach. Then I wander off for a coffee, and I am reminded again, my impulsive progression brought to a screeching halt by an unfamiliar voice.
Now that I have had a good breather, stretched my legs, and fashioned myself a clever new suit, I will attempt to remember to tick off the days.
There are things that I have yet to say, ears I have yet to perk. Shall I scream?
actually its probably not that at all, it just struck me with the events he wouldn't attend and that tick tick tick like a ticking bomb?? and the so many things he has yet to say.
anyway ignore me just thinking aloud.
Hi FASC!
I reread him and reread him and come up with something different every time.
Did you see the Vietnam press conference photos over at BN?
The Madonna tshirt has re-emerged.
That thing must be collectable for it's age alone.
hi PP.
i saw the pics but didn't notice the madonna t shirt. will go and re look.
Frank is smokin'.
Muwahahah. He looks so cute in his little green hoodie. ^_^
WHY AM I ALREADY SHUT OUT???
I don't know about Mayo. I think someone already brought this up but it almost sounds like he's talking about a calendar.
That may just be too literal for Mayo.
Cryptic meffer.
FASC, I looked around the photos to the right of the randomanon link.
Hehehe, Frank has a green hoodie with a big panda on it. It makes him look all little and young....
except for the cigarette in his hand!
*kerrang article about FI quitting smoking, made irrelevent, makes editors fume*
Okey doke, have to go.
Night all.
hey S&V you ok?
i can't believe you are shut out of mayos already!!
Oops S&V, sorry I didn't see you.
Didn't you stay around longer at Mayo's with the last post when we tried the black?
I thought Mayo might be feeling guilty and pressured to keep up with all of our events/ birthdays/ medical appointments etc. Having to remember to come back and repost every few days. It also seems he could have been posting anonymously and the people calling him out to say something haven't seen it.
*PP is a slow typer and even slower when it comes to deciphering Mayo*
Seriously off now.
I'll be kicked into Monday if I'm caught blogging at 5 in the morning. Again.
Well not kicked, just questioned.
More.
*blah to being roosterpecked*
*the male equivalent of henpecked?*
Nighty night.
Bye Bye little Possum friend.
Hello-o-o-o...
*hears echo ring around the porch*
:(
*wanders off...*
Anyone here?
Just me
Hey Elena,
What's up?
Nothing?
Hallo?
*tries again*
Hi RW!
how are ya?
I heard this line one time 'bout tryin' to save the world
But have you ever tried to save yourself
A wide-eyed suicide drive
Remains a fake
As if you'd ever
Ever go and make the same mistake
Strung out as the night comes crawlin'
Your halo of thorns is fallin'
Blood runs cold
I feel it in my bones
But you don't know your time is up
Blood runs cold
Somebody somewhere is screamin' out the words
But do they ever really ease the pain
I guess what I'm trying to say
Is whose life is it anyway because livin'
Living is the best revenge
You can play
This fall from grace
I see your face
It's over
From you love was kind
Resolved left scarred and blind
Wasted and naked in the wings
Denying twist of fate
Demanding Heaven's gate
Lying in wait above the wind
Strung out as the night comes crawlin'
Your halo of thorns is fallin'
Blood runs cold
Blood runs cold
Fuck yeah, it does.
Hello Sdock :D You're a woman of many names today!
At work yesterday I replaced the buttons on a leather vest worn by an opera soloist in Tosca. Seems they were popped off by an overzealous diva in a, shall we say, "romantic" scene where she tears the clothes off him. One of the buttons, so I've been told, made it as far as the orchestra pit. It hit a cymbal.
The only complaint lodged by members of the production crew while watching this unfold was that it didn't land in the tuba.
Elena,
Talk to me babe! All the me's!
RW,
Yes, I feel like I am one of many today.
RW,
Now that's some passion. The kind I can only dream of.....
*ponders wardrobe malfunction of shitty ass rock dudes and smiles*
Then I shall call you Legion, Sdock! If that's okay with you, that is :)
I'm tired of feeling hateful
I'm tired and I can't breathe
So tired that I would be grateful
If you close the door when you leave
That's me diggin' my heels in
That's me with the holy ghost
'Scuse me but I don't remember
Where were you when I needed you most
And I'm tied to the sky
As you claw at my eyes
And I wait for the flood
I swim in blood
As I crawl to my knees
And I beg your disease
Taste the ice on your breath
As you catch your death
I close my eyes
Embrace me
Deliver me
Hey you the voice of reason
Hey you are you listening to me
It's you that I can't believe in
I don't buy what I don't see
Say good-bye 'cause I don't need
I close my eyes
Embrace the wave
Abandon me
Save the day
That I won't see
Deliver me
*ponders wardrobe malfunction of shitty ass rock dudes and smiles*
That bring up the question: what was the oddest malfunction, wardrobe or otherwise, that has over gone down during an MCR performance, I wonder?
Besides G's pants falling off, I mean...
RW,
Of course it is! Totally.
Now, where did Elena go?
You guys I apologize for my incessant posting of song lyrics, but I re-educating myself on why I love Def Leppard so fucking much.
No worries, Sdock. i used to listed to Def Lepperd when I was a teen :)
RW,
It's hard to top pants falling down around your ankles, but I bet they have all had some ripped britches.
Right? Can't much think of anything else that might've happened.
Hey RW
what to talk about? Still feeling shitty I missed old Mayo last night. It was good to read how he actually talked to people. The guys is loosening and opening up.
Wait.....
Sorry had to let that visual have a moment of it's own. Oh yeah!
Yeah, me too, RW.
I am listening to High n Dry right now....Someome mentioned Bringin on the Heartbreak the other day and I was like fuck, I haven't listened to that in sooooo long. And you know what? It's still good.
Right? Can't much think of anything else that might've happened.
I keep hearing roumours of Frank once shoving Gerard into the audience. Accident? On purpose? Never actually happened?
Elena,
Ha, ha! I'm sad I missed him too, but what can we do?
I'm still not quite sure what to make of this post. Actually, I like it a lot. He sounds a hell of a lot like all of us. Trying to figure his shit out. Struggling.
Someome mentioned Bringin on the Heartbreak the other day and I was like fuck, I haven't listened to that in sooooo long. And you know what? It's still good.
I love the vocals on that one.
what to talk about? Still feeling shitty I missed old Mayo last night. It was good to read how he actually talked to people. The guys is loosening and opening up.
Hi Elena :) Yes, I've been noticing that too.
RW,
I dunno. Let's hope it was a heated moment of passion though.
Fuck, now my left ear hurts. WTF? Why do I get the feeling I am going to be slightly self destructive tonight? Is it Saturday? Yeah, so I guess that makes it self destructive Saturday...sweeeeeeeeeet!
I'm still not quite sure what to make of this post. Actually, I like it a lot. He sounds a hell of a lot like all of us. Trying to figure his shit out. Struggling.
And as Pixie said over ay Mayo's, I'm happy that this post isn't a poem. I like the poems and all, but it's nice to have a journal entry-type post again.
I dunno. Let's hope it was a heated moment of passion though.
I wonder if any of Gerard's buttons went flying...
Yeah, he does sound like us. I think that's probably one of the reasons he likes us. He can identify with our struggles.
Yeah, I mean he actually asked if Fimble was okay, talked to Mustard, and MP. I hope he realizes how much that means to those people. Just by acknowledging and calling them by name.
Just on a side note: I was over at a friend's house last night watching a DVD of one of my favourite British comedians. He's very musical, and incorporates a lot of songs into his show. Anyway, he performed a "ballad" last night that had me laughing so hard my mascara was running down my cheeks:
Touching ballad
I think it starts at about the 1:25 mark. I highly recommend it.
Are you flitting between worlds, Legion?
hello family!
its 21.22 in england and i've just had a big chinese take away and i can honestly say i'm fucking stuffed!
its similar to mr creasote (dunno how to spell) in monty python saying "another mint wafer sir??" and he's "i couldn't eat another fuckin thing!!" similar but not quite as bad!
RW,
Yes, I am. For how fucking long...who knows?
Hi FASC!
Hello FASC :)
I'm contemplating a dinner of pasta & cottage cheese - my favourite! - and a night in with DVDs.
Hey folks
Just dropped in. Sdock how are you today?
Elena, you are not the only one who is bothered about this post.
I'm okay, KD. He came back and he's gone again, but so far we haven't talked about any of it.
Hmmm....interesting.
How are you today?
Guys, I might have to run real quick if he shows back up so don't freak if I disappear.
hi guys!
sdock i know how that feels!
RW cottage cheese and pasta??? erm??
It's my fave fod, FASC, believe it or not! It's the first solid food my mother ever fed me, and to this day it's my favourite.
Sdock
I'm well, just friggin cold.
RW, how have you been?
I just peeked at the pictures of the press conference in Vietnam. Those glasses seemed to be fixed on his face.
Heya KD :) I'm well, how about you?
I just peeked at the pictures of the press conference in Vietnam. Those glasses seemed to be fixed on his face.
I wonder if he sees the world as a sepia-toned illusion through those things.
Funny you say that RW,
Those glasses appear to be amber tinted!
People want to see the illusion, and he is maintaining it for them.
interesting??
Purrrr.
I'm trying a softer entrance. RAWR seems too loud. =]
*pounces on PH*
*licks RW on the cheek*
I think I've turned into a cat? =]
I think I've turned into a cat? =]
Oh well, in that case...
*scritches PH behind the ear* ;P
meow. =]
lol.
:D
Anyone here?
I'm popping in and out, Mustard.
Are you still here?
Yeah, I'm still here.
Just writing to Mayo and SS.
Where is everyone?
I was wondering the same thing myself, Mustard. Out and about today, I guess!
Yeah, me too!
I read what you wrote at Mayo's.
I'm proud that you're working on finding a balance. And it sounds like your heart and mind are in the right place when you think about another's feelings before you act.
That's always a hard thing to do, because we mostly act, then think. So, it's good that you're in that spot, yeah?
Boo...I will be floating in and out tonight.
Just please make sure to keep checking back here for my comment to my ol buddy, Mayo.
Thanks you guys.
I love you all bunches and bunches!
That's always a hard thing to do, because we mostly act, then think. So, it's good that you're in that spot, yeah?
Thank you, Mustard :) I'm trying.
See you around, Sdock :) I'll be checking in and out, but will most likely be off-line for the next few hours. But if you post something here for Mayo & it isn't posted over to his place by somebody else, I will be sure to do it :)
You can't be asked of any more then, RW.
We can only try. If we don't succeed, we've always tried to.
That's where it counts :)
Indeed, Mustard :)
Things are still treacherous at best here.
I hope you all understand.
Fuck yeah, I know you do.
'Course we do, Legion. No worries about that :)
I'm signing off for a bit. Chat with you guys later!
Hello Sdock :)
How treacherous?
Everything okay? Same? Different?
Same, right?
Hi everyone, how are you tonight?
Thanks to all at Mayo's for reading that.
Paperheart:
Will do. Extra, extra loud, loud enough to burst ear drums.
Kapunua:
Still working on making it my time. I'm thinking things that big take awhile. I won't give up, promise.
Mommy K:
I think you rock, too! Anyone that can hang out with the lot of us is A-okay ;)
Fimble:
Thanks. For all of that. I swear your heart gets bigger every day. You're great.
RW:
We've had our little chat, but thank you again. We'll keep working on it. :)
Same, Mustard.
MissT, I missed you and I love ya!
*runs up to hug sdock*
I missed you soooooooo much sweetie. I love you too.
MUSTARD ARE YOU HERE
*Search for Splash starts again*
So I guess it's gonna rain all damn weekend. GRRRR!!!!
I love sittin' on the porch during a thunderstorm. Especially tornado watches. Muwahahah! Oh, the fear and anticipation will nearly drive you crazy!
This is just drizzle. I don't like drizzle.
It sucks.
Is anyone here????
O_O
Princess
oh princess, are you on tornado watch to
It's too cold here believe it or not.
Just the other day I was wearing shorts, now I've got the heater going.
You just never know around here.
iye princess, the wind is hurling outside and thunder and lightening. it is quite scary but it has been warm today. had all the doors opens and everything.
how are you apart from cold?
Hi princess , how are you?
Hey MissT!
Me? Meh. So-so.
Tired, frustrated, bored, full from supper but still pretty damn fabulous.
How about you guys?
scared, hyper, worried, packed and just plain freakish.
i think that sums it up
I'm good thanks princess.
Meh is better than totally sucks.
Hey guys :)
Hey MissT! Sounds like you and DG had quite a day yesterday! I'm glad you both had fun :)
Hello Princess Smoke 'em Out!
Hello Fimble! You found me :)
Sdock:
I'm sorry. I hope you guys have a chance to talk it out. At least I think I do. Do you want to talk it out?
splash. just wanted to make sure you was ok, your post in mayos had me a tad worried. and i meant everything that i wrote!
Princess,
I just saw Tony Stewart on Barrett Jackson's and he is rocking some kind of greasy man hairdo. Not flattering at all.
MissT,
Can you post some of your pics over here?
Mustard,
I just dont know!
*waves to Fimble*
And I took it every bit to heart.
You guys, all of you, are so awesome. Thanks for the ear you gave me.
Hi mustard, yes it was great.
How are you sweetie?
Sdock, bear with me and i will.
MissT,
I'm on dialup. I got nothing but time.
And it's going to be a long night....
me and mikey
me and Dan
Dg and Ed
DG and Dan
Dg and Dan again
Tony Stewart can be bald and 300 pounds and I'd love him just the same.
Do not disrespect the dude or you will incur the wrath of super-duper-nascar-groupie S&V20!
Ok, so I've been like reading old posts and comments and I have laughed so hard.
I can't believe some of the stuff that was said. It is hilarious!
us both and rick
MissT:
I'm hanging in there. Could always be better :)
Sdock:
I don't know how to help you. If you had the opportunity to talk about what happened last night, with him, would you?
us both and mayo
I'm thinking about you mustard. I'm sending you a hug.
I'm sending you all a hug.
i am glad splash. chin uo me ole matey hahaha
*waves to sd10 like a headless chicken*
hey sd10, i hope you are ok.
Sending hugs back. :)
Thanks you guys. It means the world to me to have you all here.
As I was out today, I couldn't wait to be back here and just read all of you.
"...for the company that I keep."
MissT,
You and DG are simply fabulous and it looks like you both had a great time. It's so nice to see people happy and smiling.
Mustard,
Sure I would, but so far it aint happening. ???
Smoke,
Tony Stewart looks like he should be changing tires at Deen Tire. You should flip over there and look. What's up with 'do?
Fimble,
Tie yourself down, dear. Don't want you blowing away.
Think Mayo would buy us a big old house and let us all move in together?
Wouldn't that be fun?
Sdock,
Our Mama has fed me more times today than she should have. I swear to God, I think I'm gonna explode. O_O
She's probably pissed, too, cuz I've been on the pooter and she can't play her games. ^_^
I can't watch it!!! Mama don't got Speed!
Damn it, man!
GRRRRR!!!
Thank you sdock sweetie.
DG was lovely and it was funny when she was drooling over Dan. She did get a bit pissed and I had to hold her tight to stop her from walking into the traffic.
It was a great night though, the best.
sd10, are you tell me i should be ied up?
omg i am to innocent for that. what was you thinking. next you will be spanking everone.
apologies for spelling
Sdock:
It'll happen.
Maybe a cool down period was needed by him.
Or you.
I don't know.
Princess,
You deserve to be fed, pampered, and spoiled. Right?
Yep, she probably is pissed. You've just messed up hers and Kittipuss' routine all up. Shot to hell.
Fimble,
Fuck yes, you should be tied up. If you like that sort of thing...do you?
Fuck yes, you do.
MissT,
I want to hang out with you. Can I??
Mustard,
I really don't know what's going to happen. It's like last night didn't happen at all.
sd10, i only like to be tided up if the other person is willing to spank hahahha oh and
SUGARFART
Sdock, I would hang out with you every day of the week if I could.
So like where did you all go?
I'm here :D
I'm here too.
i am still tied up on the steps to the porch.
^ 0_0
would you like to join in rw and be tied up
Thank you for the invitation, FS, but it scares me!
Fimble,
Who tied your knots? Are they secure?
Hi again!
I am about to ramble to Mayo for a bit. I'm not sure how coherent or useful I will be to him but I will give it a shot just like I always do. It's the one constant I have left in my life.
Fim, you have been tied up because you have been foung guilty of ruderies. Don't plead all innocent either cos we've heard that before.
sd10, i am not sure who tied me up but i like it hahahahahha,
your words are useful to mayo, never forget that.
but but but i am innocent.
well i try to be. hey miss t, we all know you like a good spanking. has sd10 spanked you hard lately
Ha ha ha ha fim, I am due a good spanking actually.
As soon as I am done with my comment, there will be spankings for all!!
*hides*
ohhhhhh
*lines up and bends over waiting for sd10 to arrive back*
*snaps Fims bum with a rubber band cos she couldn't resist*
HEY
who did that?
OMG IT WAS YOU WASNT IT RW?
*hides rubber band behind back and looks away all innocent like*
OMG IT WAS YOU WASNT IT RW?
^ ^
0_0
Who, me??
*points finger at rw*
did you nip my bum?
Please pass to Mayo for me:
Mayo,
How are you? I hope this finds you happy, satisfied, and well. Was Saturday good for you? Were you good for Saturday? Jury still out on both those? Don't worry, you don't have to actually answer for me. Me? I don't know. I'm actually a little worried about myself. He came back home today, and we have yet to discuss last night's events. And, I have yet to shed one single tear either way. Scary stuff...calm and emotionless. Am I waiting for a conversation that is not going to happen? I don't know, but I will wait for now. I'm so skilled at sitting and waiting for shit to happen.
So, I did tick those days off my calendar today. I was only 18 days behind in doing it. What does that say about me? I don't even have anything written down for the month. Are all my days really the same? You know sometimes I don't see that as a bad thing. There is something safe and comforting and secure about a routine life, right? You know exactly where you are going to be and what you are going to be doing and who you are going to be doing it with. So why does it seem we always want what we don't have? I crave something to look forward to....something to motivate me...to inspire me...to move me. Someone living a completely hectic and chaotic life would trade places with me in a heartbeat.
It's crazy. We spend too much of our time wishing time away. Dreaming and not living. Too blind or too stubborn to see that everything we need is right in fucking front of us. All we have to do is open our eyes and grab it.
Mayo, may you reflect on yesterday, sleep well and dream about tomorrow, and wake up with a clear view of the day in front of you.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Another one is almost gone.
*runs in cracking the whip*
Who's going to be first?
done hun
*smack*
*smack*
How many licks do you want?
How bad you been, Fimble?
Thanks for posting my comment!
*points finger at rw*
did you nip my bum?
I NEVER!!
Well, not that I'd admit to anyway.
Guys,
I'm off to bed now. Thank you all for being such great friends to me. I am one lucky blow up doll, yeah?
Fuck yeah, I am.
Mustard, thanks for worrying about me like all day long. It means more than you know.
MissT, Fimble, RW, GS, Elena, PP, and KD, you guys are awesome.
If Mayo drops by, tell him to smile for me, or at least laugh at me.
Love you ALL!
I'm off to bed now. Thank you all for being such great friends to me. I am one lucky blow up doll, yeah?
That's not something you hear every day!
Have a good one, Sdock! :)
Hoooeyyy!
Wordslingers and the Phallic Tower, chapter two: the Bedside Drawer and the Ragdolly Riddler. ^_^
I decided not to post it at Mayo's because it's more fun with the links, because it takes up a lot of space, and because this is really Mayo's venue. Just hit up my blog and there ya go.
But please at least take a look at the drawing that Toujours made. It's a beautiful and adorable drawing of the Ragdolly Riddler. (I did a sketch in there too, also of the Ragdolly Riddler, nowhere near as good.)
Anyway, there ya go!
Goodnight sdock, sweet dreams.
Thanks, K!
*goes off to read*
(I did a sketch in there too, also of the Ragdolly Riddler, nowhere near as good.)
*pffffft!* ;)
kapunua, your's feels like him -- i look at it and get a total squeezy hug impulse!
mine, not so much. (but the carpet was fun *grin*)
sd10
i am so sorry i was reading the story. i am slow reader.
i will come back and get spanked from you another time ok. keep that whip cracked
and rw if it wasnt you then who was it ?
tuh tuh tuh
That was amazing K, I can't wait for the next.
and rw if it wasnt you then who was it ?
tuh tuh tuh
It might have been a sheep, FS.
No, really!
Yours was Ragdolly Riddler under the table, TJ? Loved the underwear on the outside ;)
And... I want Mayo's master bedroom!
ohhhh rw i bet it was that miss t. she is a dirty bird isnt she tuh tuh tuh
Honestly fim, blaming me again.
you have a reputation missis
Yours was Ragdolly Riddler under the table, TJ? Loved the underwear on the outside ;)
yep! lol
it's been so long since i saw men's briefs i had to google them. *facepalm*
:D
it's been so long since i saw men's briefs i had to google them. *facepalm*
Lol! Well, you did a good job with them!
I likes K's drawing too. And I love seeing pics of what everyone looks like.
i like her drawing, a lot. and i agree with you -- a clicky link picture book is just such a neat idea!
Is it bad that I'm so amused by all the clicky pics? I'm such an 8 year old ;)
Hi BC :) I've just been visiting your blog.
Hi RW. How are you? You were? :)
I heard chapter two of K's story is posted, correct? I might check it out tomorrow. I just got home and I have some emails I need to respond to
Yes, she posted it a little while ago. It's full of intrigue and clicky pic goodness!
Awesome. I must check it out in a bit then. One of my favorite authors just sent me some emails, and she's going to post one of my questions on her website. It's putting a smile on my face ^_^
Guys, thanks so much! ^___^
TJ, you crack me up, having to research undies. I'm so glad you liked my drawing, too. That means a lot to me. :) I wanted to squeeze yours, too: he was perfect and adorable.
Thanks for reading, guys! I'm really glad you like it.
Excellent, BC! Congratulations! :)
Ha ha thanks RW! :)
I am going to check it out right now, and answer her emails. I am going to try and catch up as well
Is it bad that I'm so amused by all the clicky pics? I'm such an 8 year old ;)
not bad at all, resurrected wreck -- a clicky link story is the internet equivilant of a pop-up book!
One of my favorite authors just sent me some emails,
oooh! who, bc, who? :D
TJ, you crack me up, having to research undies.
it was verrrrrry serious rsearch, i assure you. ;)
and hazardous! (banana hammocks eeeewww! >.<)
lol♥
Bananahammocks nothing. Go check out Sacfree. O_o
Hi there squeak squeak. The emails I was mentioning earlier are from an author name L.J. Smith. :)
re: sacfree.
O_O
>.<
lol! eewww! lol! eewwww! lol! eewww! and finally, for the love of all gods, why?!?
bc, that's so very cool! *highfive*
Bananahammocks nothing. Go check out Sacfree.
Is this for real??
Sacfree is totally for real. My friend from Germany translated one of the old web pages when it first came out and it was something like, "I was sitting with my girlfriend one day, and we both noticed that no one had ever invented anything to make my balls comfy. So together we invented Sacfree!" And yup, they are a real business!
O_o
And on that note, goodnight.
(Picture it, though.)
we both noticed
o_0
good night kapunua, good job on the story!
(Picture it, though.)
*is trying hard not to*
I guess, though, it's just a male equivalent of crotchless panties.
*still doesn't want to picture it*
Have a good night, K :)
*highfives squeak squeak back* Thanks squeak squeak! Night night K.
*highfives squeak squeak back*
:D
I'm heading to bed now, too. Have a good night! :D
Goodnight and sweet dreams RW
hi porch dwellers!
just popping in to say hello. i won't be around til later as ive got family things going on today.
so take care all and i'll see you later on.
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