Someday? Someday my dream will come? One night you will wake up and discover it never happened. It's all turned around on you. It never will. Suddenly you are old. Didn't happen, and it never will, because you were never going to do it anyway. You'll push it into memory and then zone out in your barco lounger, being hypnotized by daytime TV for the rest of your life. Don't you talk to me about murder. All it ever took was a down payment on a Lincoln town car. That girl,you can't even call that girl. What the fuck are you still doing driving a cab?
P.S. Leave it to a sociopath to tell it like it is.
And why does that excite me?
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early??
morning sdock!
kass where were you??
disappointed PP!
right i'm gone for a while guys!!
Stupid DM, it won't load the new page unless I go back to 'Older Posts' then click on the 'Newer Posts' twice.
I'm hamstrung by my technology and I'm not going to play anymore!!
*pouts*
*stamps feet*
*general sulking*
Wah!!
Kass xx
I always tell people that we human beings, in a way because of this intelligence, are the biggest troublemakers. Yet because of this intelligence, we also have the capacity to not only take care of ourselves, but also to take care of the whole world.
Please pass to Mayo:
Mayo,
Hey, how are you this morning? I hope you are well. Remember the cold that I was fighting off yesterday? Well, it has jumped on me and is holding me in its nasty little hands. Translated...that means I feel like shit. But my theory is that it could always be worse tomorrow, so I will try and stick it out at work today.
Mayo, I just wanted to wish you a day full of good health and happiness. May you walk outside and take in everything that surrounds you...the beauty, the ugliness, the reality...and embrace it for what it is. Today is special and completely unique from yesterday or tomorrow, so live it that way.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. Slowly and purposely.
To the Faithful Heart/She Wolf Anon:
Thank you for your words. They always mean so much to me. You made me smile first thing this morning. How special is that?
Pretty damned.
Ah, Collateral, from when Tom Cruise wasn't INSANE.
I suppose if you look at GW post-Lyn-Z he's actually far less mental with all the sharpies & tacky shout-outs & stuff than Mr. Scientology...
Poor Stepford-Katie!
Kass xx
Collateral.
Niiiiiiice.
Am I the only one that plays this game?
Apparently. Hello and good morning errbody!
its done sdock and now i really must go!!
Damn you Kass!
I thought I had it first!!!
GRRRRR!!!
FASC,
Thank you so much!
Kass and Princess,
Niiiiiiiiiice!
p.s. so says the mother effing sociopath in my backseat.
Kass,
Thank you as well! Twice as nice or as painful depending on how one reads me.
The content of your Magnum Opii transfered to Mayo is not as important, SD, as the fact that you appear to have you're own coterie of DM-drones ready to do your bidding!
Kass xx
I think I am just lucky to have such great friends to help me.
Now the Dalai Lama has me pondering first thing this morning.
Let's see...I have already smiled, been proud, been grateful, and now I am pondering and I have only been up an hour.
Niiiiiiiiiice!
Well, I've already cussed, thought about just staying home and I think I'm getting a headache.
Work is my headache.
Can I just stay here?
So says the effin' sociopath sitting right here beside me?
Work, I'm sorry....
You're just not terribly important to me.
Princess,
Dare I say we compliment each other?
You are brilliant, but if I can't stay home then you can't.
But I might leave early....
This ain't Lucky Lager!
Flocking flaming 15th!
Bollocks to me.
Please excuse me your dalai lama-ness.
Hi all!
Not even 15.
16th!
Every finger in the room
Is pointing at me
I wanna spit in their faces
Then I get afraid of what that could bring
I got a bowling ball in my stomach
I got a desert in my mouth
Figures that my courage would choose to sell our now
I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands
Drive another nail in
Just what God needs
One more victim
Why do we
Crucify ourselves
Every day
I crucify myself
Nothing I do is good enough for you
Crucify myself
Every day
And my heart is sick of being in chains
Got a kick for a dog
Beggin' for Love
I gotta have my suffering
So that I can have my cross
I know a cat named Easter
He says will you ever learn
You're just an empty cage girl
If you kill the bird
I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior beneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands
Drive another nail in
Got enough guilt to start
My own religion
Please be
Save me
I cry
Why do we
Crucify ourselves
Every day
I crucify myself
Nothing I do is good enough for you
Crucify myself
Every day
And my heart is sick of being in chains
Just because I feel like singing and I haven't sung this song in a very long time.
Hi PP!
Bye PP!
Hi PP,
Your offspring has been telling me off on BN for lewd conduct!
Consider me suitably chastened...
Kass xx
Hi kass.
Pushy little thing isn't she?
The BN'ing offspring is why I'm late.
Grrrr! Not really.
Socky, you're no better today?
PPU, do you do retro?
Do you read what you missed from the night before?
If so, then you know I threatened you a little last night. Heh-heh.
Toodles for now errbody!
XOXO,
S&V20
*waves bye*
Later princess!
Off too, I guess. Have a good one everyone.
Quick note if any one missed:
Soul Connectors birthday was yesterday.
Anima's Birthday 29th Jan
Bye PP!!!
Happy belated B-day Soul Connector!
Happy B-day Anima!
Party time!
Excellent!
O_o
Bill? Ted?
Muwahahah!
And to think, I actually liked that movie when it first came out.
Scary.
And you don't love it now?
Heresy!
I know it's your blog and all but just get out, OUT NOW!!
God gave rock 'n roll to you and this is how you treat him...
Kass xx
I think it's Keanu.
I just can't stand to watch him now. I don't know what it is.
Whoah....
EWWWW!!!
Kass, you are funny. ^_^
Poor Keanu!
If my friend Lex were here she'd leap across the Atlantic in a single bound to give you a hearty slapping - having been a faithful disciple since Bill & Ted, through some more 'eclectic' film choices to the celluloid abortion that was Matrix:Revolutions.
Except she can't leap anywhere because she's bust the ACL in her knee, so sleep safe S&V20!
For now...
Kass xx
My ex-husband looked like a blond Keanu. People constantly stopped him to remark on his resemblance.
His nickname at work was even Neo.
Now I have a hard time watching Keanu's movies.
Annoyed.
ooh that is a double edged sword anon!! good at the time. shit now!
i love keanu!
i loved bill and ted!!!
oh and waynes world!
PPU, are you annoyed that I showed a little love to Sdock yesterday while you were away? Don't be jealous. I could never take your place.
Ok, you know this is driving me crazy.
PPU, why are you annoyed?
It's funny because I used to LOVE Keanu. Especially that creepy movie where he was the bad guy. And I do like The Devil's Advocate.
I just wished he wouldn't have tried the Southern accent thing.
Not a good idea. Whoah!!!!
I am just answering Sdock's question from yesterday.
Hay guys! Could someone tell Anima for me: hau'oli la hanau!
Aww Keanu? But he tries. He was pretty good in some things, like Idaho. He should not. However, attempted Shakespeare.
Hope you guys are hanging in there. Happy HOUSE night!
Anything new at th
Le maison de Mayo?
Hey everyone.
Kapunua, will do. Something just happened with Siobhan, but we're all a little confused. She's not replying now.
Hey guys!
Of course, just popping in to show some morning lovin' to you all!
Hey Sdock
Hey Smokie
Hey FASC
Hey PP
Hey Kass
Hey PPU
Hey Anon
Hey DL
Hey CTV
Hey K!
Everyone have a great day. I'll return after my trip to the doctor!
xoxo
<3
Don't forget to go RAWR!!!!
Good luck PH. You will do just fine!
Hey Princess how is it hanging?
CTV, is everything all right at the casa?
And with you? You seemed down yesterday.
Hey K!
I so don't want to work today!
GRRRRR!!!!
Ah, My Own Private Idaho, one of my most hated films ever. I loved the first hour, but the second RP says he loves KR it turns into pretentious arty crap and completely ruins it. it actually made me angry it was such a waste!
I love DA, Constantine, B&T 1&2 and I Love You to Death, but I can't find it on DVD anywhere. Grrr...
Kass xx
Kapunua, every thing's fine now. I just posted a new interview with Gerard. You can probably guess how that turned out. Prepare for more disappointment.
It's been tough these few days. I might e-mail you sometime soon if that's okay.
Keanu almost ruined The Devil's Advocate. This speech, one of the best in cinema, was it's saving grace:
I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, I'm a fan of man! I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.
Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusment, his own private, cosmic gag reel, he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' his sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never!
I don't want to work today either! I want to kill zombies.
Okaaaay what stupidass thing did gerard say now that is going to make me want to vom??
Oooh I hated Constantine but LOVEE I Love You To Death. Devil's Advocate too. That is one of my favorite quuotes.
Oh man how is it that I dread any words from gerard?? His nonsense pisses me off.
I don't want to work today either! I want to kill zombies.
Okaaaay what stupidass thing did gerard say now that is going to make me want to vom??
Oooh I hated Constantine but LOVEE I Love You To Death. Devil's Advocate too. That is one of my favorite quuotes.
Oh man how is it that I dread any words from gerard?? His nonsense pisses me off.
He was just Gerard. That pretty much sums it up.
The interviewer did say he looked well-fed. She said his face looked gaunt but he was hiding a paunch. O_O
Somebody sprayed some effin' air freshener in here and now I can taste Lysol.
GRRRR!!!
That excuse of a man pisses me off so much.
Please, backtrack, some more.
Hey guys.
Ill mood now.
PPU, don't beat yourself up. The Anonymous was very nice.
Just wanted to pop in and say hi to everyone.
Hi!
Thanks Kapunua for my birthday wish!
Now I must go back working. I DO NOT WANT TOO!
Scorpio (10/23-11/21)If you're trying or starting something new today, the level of risk is higher today.
Ok, so does this mean I can go home and hide? Kind of sucks that they don't tell you what exactly the risk is.
Am I risking my life?
My career?
My love?
My fabulousness? (joking, there's no risk of losing that ^_~)
Hmmmmm. Makes you wonder.
Sorry, I apologize for saying that.
I don't think he's a sad excuse of a man. I just wish things were different. This is so far beyond what I ever thought it would come to.
Can someone keep us updated on Siobhan? I saw a flurry of erased comments from her, and I'm worried.
I don't know what happened with Siobhan. She said something about thinking everything here was back to normal and then she read something that pissed her off and something about people being ass kissers and what not. She never would explain though what it was.
I don't know.
I thought that was a little rude about his weight, too. I mean good gosh, the dude is either too skinny or he's pudgy or he's hiding a paunch. WTF? He can't win for losing.
To me he looked pretty in the pic. I think he's pretty though anyway so. He looked fairly healthy.
Don't be sorry Splash. I agree with you. I think I get so angry because I'm not just disappointed but it's very scary, a change of this magnitude. And so sudden.
I should probably wait to form an opinion after reading the whole thing.
I only read what CTV C&Pd.
Whoever said something about the dude's weight can Suck. It. That's not cool. And that's definitely NOT the problem.
Sometimes I want to slap him in the head with a tuna.
RE: Siobhan.
I hope everything's okay...not much we can do until someone speaks.
I wonder what happened to the Food Anon.
They were funny. I wanted to tell them I went to Subway today and it was pretty damn tasty.
I had a cheesy bean and rice burrito from Taco Bell, plus a small Pepsi.
More later.
How'd I know that you'd do that?
^_^
You are a brilliant Princess. What did you eat at Subway?
The Subway Club and sour cream and onion chips.
Pepsi.
Yum-yum.
Now sucking on a cinnamon peppermint. Suggests Princess does the same after her onion chips.
More later.
You guys are making me hungry....
must go find food....
PPU,
Are you still annoyed? Solly said to tell you that she is sick and sad.
Now, don't ask me any details cuz have no idea. O_O
I am sorry that she is sick.
No, not annoyed. I am surprised that you guys thought I was the syrupy sweet anon though. I need to revert to my old ways lest I get a nice reputation.
What's up with Solly?! Gget. Me worried. Why. Don't ya
It scared me a little, to be honest. Ya know, to think you were really that nice. Totally out of character, right?
Wasn't creepy enough to be you was it?
Ha! Gotcha!
Hey K!
She's alright, just feeling a little sick today. She's always sad about something so I don't think it's no biggie but with Solly, you never know. O_o
ANIMA!!!
Solly said check your email!!!
S&M, you should not be dismissive of your sister's feelings.
Awwww, PPU.
I don't dismiss her feelings. ^_^
hello porch dwellers!!
well if it isn't a scary mayo post its a shitty gway interview!!
great way to ruin the mood!!
hello all! we all ok??
Awww I hate that Solly is always sad. It's not healthy for one thing, and she deserves better.
Hey FASC!
K,
She gets like that if she gets sick. She gets all whiney.
It's pathetic really.
I'm playing! I wuv my Solly! Actually, she gets kind of mean when she's sick. Not as mean as me but mean for Solly. GRRRRRR!!!
You sure about that?
Ask my husband how he got a broke jaw. >_<
He got bit. ^_~
Surely you are not abusive, S&M!
NO! Never.
Nope, not me. Not the Princess.
Not unless I have to be. ^_^
hey S&V hows it going? do some work!!
its 8.42pm in england and mr bloke is playing footie (soccer) i've got about 30mins til he returns!!!
I don't wanna work. >_<
I don't like it at all.
i fucking hate my job too but luckily i only work part time. i don't want the 2yr old to get to school age cos then i'll have to do more hours!!!!
oh well such is life!
Hello guys!
Anima, if you happen to stop by...HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE!
Hello Sweeties!
Solly's home.
I might be contagious. So no kisses for anyone. I wouldn't want to spread germs.
Blows kiss. Welcome home hon.
Awwh, thank you.
*blows kiss back from a safe distance*
I feel more like poo poo than I did yesterday, but I am glad to be home.
How are you today?
Hello Sdock!
Hello again, Anonymous!
So can one take vodka for a cough?
*just wondering*
And how the hell do my dogs end up with a bread wrapper in their pen? Did it just magically travel in with the breeze? And of course it is now torn into an infinite number of tiny pieces which my boyfriend will claim that I did not pick up any, and so goes my life.
Hey Mustard,
How are you?
I wouldnt get to close if I were you.
*stays a safe three feet away*
I'm okay, thanks :)
You sound not so well :(
*passes Chicken Noodle soup from Mayo's "Home Made" collection*
Here you go!
Mustard,
Thanks! Wait a minute, who home made it? Is this what he did with the leftover chicken from the bun?
Anon,
Are you going to stay and play with us tonight?
Anyone seen Anima?
I want to give her a birthday whupping!
Thassa gooood question, Sdock.
I have no idea. I tasted it. It seems pretty good. Could use a little pepper though.
Does Mayo have any crackers?
Ginger Ale?
Some ibuprofen?
A humidifier?
A warm blanket?
And a little bell?
I need the bell most of all so I can ring it anytime I need something from inside the house.
Damn.
You'd think you were the Princess or sumthin' ;)
Crackers? Check.
Ginger Ale? No.
Jack? Yes. ;)
Humidifier? Uh, I don't think a fan is a humidifier, but it's worth a shot?
Blanket? Check that about 92 times. And these are perhaps the bestest, most softest blankies Eveeeeerrrr /Adam Voice
Bell? No.
Tambourine? Yes ;)
KIDDING!
I made an new Happy Jappy B-day post. Join me there.
I'll race ya!
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