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*sigh*
Did you read the last thing I wrote before you erased it, Sdock? It was to you, and it kinda important. I felt like I should say it, anyway.
I'll go check K.
Kapunua, I am so not a drunk. Really, I'm wound up so fucking tight I can't even get drunk. It's not even possible. I just love the idea of being able to say fuck it and forget it all for a little while....almost never happens for me.
Admit it, you're drinking Coca-cola. ^_^
I hope.
Sdock:
I trust that you'll be okay. I love you, too rope buddy :)
Here's what I posted on the last one. I'll just C&P.
I'm about to call whoever the hell owns Google and bitchslap them for their idiocy (right? That's like being an idiot, yes?) when they fucked up Blogger 1 week and 2 days ago.
Favorite LOTMS momentS:
-When Ray and Bob were playing Donkey Bang or whatever the hell that video game was.
"Bob and Toro are the two hardest working people I know."
-When Ray sticks his hand in the cupcake ;)
-When the guys were opening their Christmas gifts.
a. Mikey's face
b. The way Bob said "Mr. Bean"
c. Gerard's most often quoted sentence.
Damn, I drew a blank.
I didn't say you were, Sdock. I just said that, wouldn't it be better to just enjoy your time without your dude and treat yourself right?
I love the look on Frank's face when he's talking about Ray's band
"I was like really into the punk scene at the time and I never saw their band."
He's eyes get really big and he's just like WTF?
DONKY BANG? Please tell me you mean Donkey Kong? O_o
Oh, oh, and this one:
"It was a Subaru XT. It was silver and I never had to wash it."
I totally missed Donkey Bang. X_x
Smoke and Mustard,
I am sooooooo cool and drinking coke.
Maybe a shot or two..before the pizza!
Favorite LOTMS moment....oh MY GAWHD! there are so many!
1. Brian's dramatic acting about Gerard hitting rock bottom
2. Gerard talking about how millions of people live in NJ and a lot of em make music!!
3. Talking about his Subaru and how he never had to wash it.
4. Explaining what happened to his leather jacket.
5. Mikey being Mikey!
6. The way you can always kind of tell when you know who is stretching the truth.
7. Gerard saying "but not us!"
8. The whole fucking dvd...I could go on and on.
Love Man at Mayo's? Y/n?
Kapunua,
I am hanging with all of you and I don't have him looking over my shoulder or giving me dirty looks.
I am sooooooooo enjoying myself!!
Fuck yeah!
Where did MissT go?
10. Frankie talking about the attic demos. The what? the attic demos.
gah!!! posts are disappearing before my very eyes! ;)
More Than A Pack Of Cigs said...
Whatever is wrong with Anons? Differ directions--what a crime, right?
It's a clique simply trying to be persuaded by some 'leader of the pack'.
Abunch of children establish a stench of more sense.
^ That is so Love Man, or someone trying to be Love Man.
*looks through the window*
*whispers*
Kapunua, which one is LoveMan?
7. Gerard saying "but not us!"
SHIIIIIIT!!!!! One of the best moments on that DVD!
That is some messed up shit.
Sounds like Love Man to me.
"establish a stench of more sense."
What?
"Better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out."
Gah! That one too. There are so many awesome moments.
I think my fave moment though is that large dude eating the Doritos: "Sick tats bra!"
Kapunua,
Did you read what I left LoveMan on her blog? muhahahah...
There is no way that is the same person who started writing those blogs.
In my most humble opinion....
11. talking about wearing his new mummy t-shirt
12. talking about how he knew so many guitar players
It said it wasn't Love Man, but was a reg, but you know what? Still smells like Love Man to me. If it's not, it's a reasonable fascsimile.
OH my GAWWHD, I love LOTMS!
13. Fuck that, I don't want that there!!
Ha! I love that Magic Pie!
And when Mikey goes:
"One of Fiddy Cent's crew. One of the G-Unit."
Sdock: It is the same person, but there is something else at play there. Wanna know what it is? Shoot me an email. ^_^
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I gotta go watch it again.
Brain needs to star in his very own soap opera. The first time I watched, I thought he would it with...
"...and Gerard...he died." *somber look, single tear*
I mean, srsly. The guy had me hanging on his every word. I'm like, just get on with it already! I got the jist!
Mikey's being down with kickball since the third grade.
Um...Ray Toro playing drums in that horned hat thing.
Gerard trying but failing at playing guitar.
Lessee, Frank's numerous gigglefests.
14. You need to have an open mind, my friend.
15. Badass dude, this is gonna rip!
oh that stay on your side comment is soooo cute, it's the way he says it
and I love Ray on the drums in the hat.
And Franks finger trick
"Heating up my cawfee."
WTF?
K,
I'll shoot ya one...but be warned I shoot from a not so fast gun.
16. Gerard talking about playing Peter Pan*
*anyone wonder how come there are no pics of that moment
Honestly, it almost sounded like Brian was making shit up when he was saying a lot of the stuff because a few times he said stuff like 'I think this is what happened'.
Ray signing that guys chest at arms length
Like I said in the other blog.
Frank kicking Gee in the nuts and Gee later on saying "what to I do?"
I find it to be so cute.
"What about me? How would you describe me?"
"The Man With The Plan...Ray Toro."
Thasright!
"Like he was the best guitar player I knew, hands down. And I had met a lot of them"
Muwahahah! Ok, Comic boy.
Frank's gigglefest? OMG, so freakin' hilarious. That dude can make me laugh about anything. Like the way he shakes his head and laughs when Gerard goes..
"I'd like to get a whole run of all their fucking eyeshadows. That would be sweet."
Frank just looks like, oh my God, what?
I do love Gerard when he's being Gerard. Like when he was talking about making the Helena video. That was real. Or when he's opening up the Christmas presents. That was real. He really is an adorable person. When he's real. Awwww, now I'm sad again. I just want to punch him and then squeeze him.
After listening to that interview today from New Zealand, he just sounded so tired. He did say 'ammmaaaayyzing' like five times but not with any emotion. I'm worried about him.
oh the filming as Gerard just looking for coffee
and Frank in the bookshop that ellen's book "made me a lesbian"
17. What do you mean twice?
Sdock, gimme some context.
*just realized she spelled Brian as "Brain"*
*looks up from corner*
Did someone call?
Seriously, where did MissT go?
"it's C-H-O-R-U-S"
Oh, and the "Veggie burger" scene.
"I just wanted a veggie burger."
MISST!!!
What's your favorite LOTMS moment!?
"If I could get the white, that'd be way sweet."
and when Gee's getting his make up done
"don't let your eye get all tweeky" lol
and "I killed all the plants"
Is it bad that we can just about quote the whole DVD?
Nah.
"Have you seen my kung-fu lately? Cause it has gotten totally AWESOME!!!"
Veggie burger scene!!
YESSSSSSSSSS!
oh and Franks hose bath.
I was like whoaaaaaaaah and I killed like so many plants!
I can laugh....because I have been there done that. I have been so drunk that I didn't care if I passed out in the street on the side of the street, puked in the shrubbery. Been there GEE and I feel your pain.
Those aren't mine!!!
You can't forget Frank kickin Gee in the nuts
Sdock:
OH! I know! And Gerard had to like explain that to him. All the while he's just ringin' his hands thinking, 'Damn this dude's stupid. Gimme a cig.'
"don't let your eye get all tweeky"
"I can't help it!"
"Deal with it!!!" *cute grin*
Aw, he was so adorable.
OHHHHH!!!!!!!
And when they're getting rewarded with their Gold Albums!!! All of that is so effin' cute. Like, they're so amazing, really. They turned into two year olds. :)
Be back in a few you guys!
After the launch nearly sank filming Ghost of You
When he says that when the water got as high as his balls he got worried
and the little short pan with poor non swimmer ray huddled under the towel smoking...god he'd have been terrified!!
"Thank you for making us the most dangerous band. We're going to make you the most dangerous record label."
Or something to that effect...
My pizza is here!
Fuck yeah, Atari flashback!
It's the only Mr. Bean I don't have!
MAGIC PIE!!
I need to add you into the world tour!!
Mikey talking about getting to die on the beach
and them saying Frank was too short for the coffin carrying and he was napping
and them explaining that it's light at first then like carrying a coffee table
*wonders if it will be wrong to eat the whole fucking pizza and all the hot wings*
Go for it, Sdock. I won't tell. ^_~
Trust me?
sdock...
no
LOL! Taking a bitty-break (still at $#*@^#@!* work!), and I accidentally wandered into Fangirling central. ^_^
Don't get me wrong, I LOOOVE LOTMS.
But not enough to be able to quote the whole thing!
indeed you do ergo!
never wrong
Do it SDOCK!!!! At least do it for me...I'm on a strict diet and can't touch all that yummy fatty goodness.
oh goodness, i ate like all fucking 10 of the hot wings and they only gave me like drummettes no wingettes...WTF?
and I ate like 1/3 of the pizza*
*wonders if the delivery dude jacked off on her pizza and gave her some special sauce
MP if you want to tell me your details I can go edit right now.
either here or on my blog.
that sounds like the beginnings of a pr0n flick
LOTMS Nikki,
You aint fooling us...we know you secretly can recite the whole thing. Come on, give us your fave moment.
I live in hamilton, Ergo...that's 50 mins away from Toronto. It's also the donut capital of the world and very polluted from all the steel mills. Does that help?
sdock ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
and no wingettes!
you should go and complain and ask for a replacement pack
It's a natural talent, Sister Midnite. Not only can I quote LOTMS, but I can also quote these fine movies from start to finish:
Friday
Thelma & Louise
O'Brother Where Art Thou?
Titanic
Top Gun
Gone with the Wind (most of it)
Steel Magnolias
The Breakfast Club
Sixteen Candles
Stand By Me
and currently working on
American Psycho
There are probably countless others...
Some consider my talent annoying. Is it?
Fuck no it isn't. ^_~
No, Smoke, it's a wonderful talent.
Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen, in the GOD DAMN refrigerator.
MP consider yourself added! You are our second stop after Star on our way to Toronto
I sooo wanna go to Red Rockets right now and get a whole slew of chicken wings with veggies and blue cheese dip, then pop over to Pizza Pizza and get a medium pizza: half meditteranean (spelling?) and half bacon double cheese burger.
I can probably quote every line of Titanic and Jaws.
I like the sea.
hahaha Ergo, that was awesome!
Magic Pie, that sounds good!!!
"Say we'll go to that pier sometime, even if we only just talk about it."
missT I watched Jaws yesterday !!
I was posting the action and quoting with mya and elena
LOVE that movie!!
I can quote Monty Python, The Goodies,Fawlty Towers, Red Dwarf Star wars..sad really...
Smoke, remember this one?
Oh captain, my captain!
Oh God, how could I forget one of my favorite movies of all time?
EMPIRE RECORDS!!!!
"Damn the man, save the Empire!!!"
Dead Poets Society!!!!
Another fave!
Look at me I'm Sandra Dee!!!
Grease is on right now. ^_^
gonna go stew in my own juices and take a bath!
S&M, I'm sad. you are the only one who can draw lurky mclurkerson out of the shadows!
DiscussMayo, ewwww. That sounded gross.
Nope, I just happen to be here when they're here. They talk to Mustard, too.
Where did you all go?
I'm so sleepy now.
I have to do some housework, unfortunately, but I'm still about!
Anonymous said...
How many of you would remain friends if this were to all end?
I see a loose thread dangling...should I pull it? Will everything unravel?
I have sucked so hard on my lemony sweets that my tongue is sore.
sdock I felt the same but I didn't want to yank it.
it's an unusual anon question
Yeah it really is a strange question, but a good one.
And one we can't answer because we really don't know.
We think we know, but we don't.
missT Jaws is on again today and my daughter wants to watch it she only saw the end yesterday(she's nearly 6 but watched Jurassic Park at 3 1/2 , very into monsters and things lol)
yes all we can do is speculate, I'd like to keep up with some, but it's always hard. I didn't ever think it would last forever. Did you see the post 616 did about friends for a reason, season or lifetime?
I am enjoying it for as long as it goes, and I won't ever forget it, but I don't want it to end
Sdock, I never left you. I just went to talk to myself for a while.
Ergo, I only like two disney films and they are little mermaid and finding nemo. I seem to have a sea obsession.
You should let her watch jaws, it's too good not to.
Something is in the air....I feel it...it's thick and I can't see through it.
Hi all.
It's not that unusual of an anon question. I think this is the same anon who asked if we would lie to protect a friend.
be back in a bit
I don't want it to end either. I would hope that we would keep this going regardless, ya know?
We have come to know each other pretty well and I worry about you guys when you're not here.
I just left the lamest response ever at Mayo's
This is a ridiculously simplistic answer, but, no, I don't want it to end.
I like it here.
true MJ i think it's the whole coming to the end of 2007 thing.
sdock it is wierd I think of people when things remind me of them, woner what you're all doing and like others , dream about it, worry if I know someone is down or troubled
Please post to Mayo for me:
Mayo,
How are you? Just the way you want, I hope. Me? I'm tired. I ate hot wings and pizza. It was pretty damn good....or maybe I was just really hungry. I don't remember.
So...you took that sentence off your profile and I bet you heard the murmurs from 20,000 miles away. Conspiracy theories, speculations, ideas, hypotheses...running wild. You had to know it would cause a complete stir and much controversy. Did you smile? I know you have your reasons for doing it. It is your blog after all. Hell, maybe you just wanted to let us know you have been around. Maybe not. See how easy it is to guess...
Like I said, I'm sleepy...think I might go crawl in my bed and let sleep find me instead of hunting it's ass down.
Time for wishes....Mayo, my friend, I hope that you find all the words to say exactly what you need to and are trying to say. God knows that's tricky as hell.
Love to YOU Always,
S
p.s. dissected a thousand different ways and a million times over...tired and worn out.
Sdock, are you thinking that anon was Mayo? O_o
I will post your words if no one has already. ^_^
done
haha well it's posted twice
K,
Oh no....not at all. It's weird because Smoke and I were talking about the exact thing today. About this all ending and unraveling....sitting back and watching us come unglued. Seeing how many would wait and stick around and for how long...that kind of thing.
Anyone else get the sneakin' suspicion that might have been, maybe, possibly, Mayo that asked the initial question?
Sdock:
I'm with you. Something's going on it feels like. With the removal of "I paint this shit" today, I'm getting more worried.
^Oops. I see that question was already raised.
Sorry 'bout that!
I hope--and trust--that we are once again just having some kind of group hysteria. ^_^ Mayo wouldn't ditch us. Gerard Way would, and never look back. Mayo won't. :D
I mean it's got to end eventually, but I'm more of the opinion that it'll taper off, you know? Less and less comments, less and less posts? Easing away from it, sorta like. Right?
I don't know, Mustard
K,
yeah that's kind of what I think...I think.
Comments have already started to taper off.
I have in Mayo too and no, I don't think he'll leave us...not even for a second, but I also don't think even for a second that he is going to leave all the cryptic stuff behind.*
*would miss it if he did.
I guess it'll end when Mayo stops posting. It's just a matter of when.
Do I see this going on for another 4 months? Probably not.
I've never actually thought about it really.
Okay, so that's kinda sad actually.
I really don't want this to end, but I guess it's time to face "reality."
Mustard,
It's not about to end. It's not even close to ending.
Trust me, I know these things.
Well, the only reason there's getting to be fewer and fewer comments is people can't get over there.
He knows the reason behind that, too. He knows there's something wrong with Blogger.
he could be feeling us out, but i think it would be pretty clear to him
I don't think it's going to end any time soon. That may just be wishful thinking, but I think Mayo really enjoys this.
But what do I know?
Mustard, I didn't see it going on for this long, actually, but here we all are. ^_^
I like the fact that the comments are tapering off, actually. I wish the nasty commenters would leave, and i have a feeling that if the blog isn't so popular, they might get bored and leave.
And like I said at Mayo's, does anyone else notice certain people who only post when they know Mayo is on? Like, they magically appear when he makes a new post and are like "OH HAI!!!!" Then once Mayo says goodnight you don't really hear from them much after that? Those are the ones who wouldn't stick around if Mayo pulled the plug.* The rest of us would come here, and you know what? I'll bet so would Mayo and SS. Maybe not often, but they probably would check in now and then. ^_^
*Which he said he wouldn't.
Kapunua and Star,
Agree totally!
Okay, so now I'm not freakin' out quite as much.
Kapunua:
What post did Mayo directly or indirectly say he wouldn't pull the plug? I'd just like to go back and read :)
Sdock:
I think Mayo likes us. Well, in fact, I think he needs us. Just like we need "Mayonaise," he needs his "lovelies." What we provide for him, I'm not sure I'll ever know, but as long as it's working for him and working for us, I hope he continues.
*Mustard has faith in Mayo ;)*
That's because great minds think alike, Sdock!
Um, btw, I am dying for a Domino's pizza and wings.
*isn't going to bed until Mayo posts tonight, because I think he will*
I don't think he's fixing to leave us. (God, how Southern am I? 'fixing to')
Although, he never intended for it to be this way. He never thought for a second he was going to become attached to any of us. And he is. He is just like the rest of us. He doesn't talk to us that often but he has changed so much. He shows us respect now. It's weird. Maybe he doesn't know what to do next, ya know? Maybe he has overcome some of his own problems and now he knows we'd be hurt if he just left.
Maybe I'm just ASSuming something I don't know shit about. I try not to but it happens from time to time. >_<
Star,
It was sooooooooo good. How sad is that though? That Domino's is like the best pizza and hot wings I've ever had.
Lived much?
Uh, no...no, I haven't.
Mustard,
Care to share what time he is going to post?
Pizza Hut beats Domino's.
Just sayin'....
It's just some anon who's taken the oportunity to rile us up cos mayo has changed his profile.
Remember the weird anon the other day who waited for the exact second that SS changed his profile to post some latin. SS told us it wasn;t him.
Mayo is never around at this time. Chill people.
Smoke, you bring up an excellent discussion topic.
Mayo before was, like, to put it nicely, an uber-large asshole really. I would leave this place every day just wanting to pick a fight with him because he was so fuckin' hard-headed it was unbelievable.
"Can you see me from way over there? How many fingers am I holding up?"
vs.
Talking to us like a human being.
"Thank you. Thank you all, from the bottom of my heart."
It's so nice to see him actually changing. His heart softened somewhere along the way. When? I dunno. But, I don't hate Mayo anymore, and that's awesome.
Well, I never really hated him to begin with, but that didn't stop me from thinking about punching him continuously in the stomach.
Sdock:
Probably 25 minutes after I yell "Lights out!" because that's normally how it's been happening.
;)
Care to share what time he is going to post?
neighborhood of 2:20 am eastern standard. (holiday hours)
just sayin'
Goodnight sdock.
Love YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!
Catch ya tomorrow.
Well, you only live like 5 friggin' minute from them. Jeez. Shoulda thought about that before knocking a couple shots back. Love you, Sissy! ^_~
Yep, Mustard. I just think he sits back now and goes, "Wow."
This all makes about as much sense to him now as it does to us. I think he sits back and laughs at our comments sometimes. He feels our pain. His heart has softened. So has mine. (Ewwww, maybe a little?)
Ugghhhhh, I gotta go for a bit but I'll be back......
Love ya!
S&V20
I can't believe sdock is going to bed so soon! Is everything OK?
T,I think you are right.
Maybe even a reg that knows what something like that can do to us.
I'm chilled.
I know, Mustard, quite the change. He was a bitch to me once in a while early on (I will not take it back, and neither will you, after I asked him to delete something I had divulged about myself,) but then I was a bitch to him at first, too. It was kinda fun and I almost sorta miss it.
I'm not sure what to make of it but I can't complain. I think he still exasperates me a lot of the time--maybe because I want him to; it amuses me in some weird way to be exasperated--but I like the dude, I can't deny.
Oh, as to when he said he wouldn't pull the plug, remember how pissed he got when some anons were suggesting that he would? Nov. 6th? It was kind of cute, actually, because I think he was trying to be all tough or something. And you just wanted to pinch his little cheeks and set him in front of the TV. ^_^
E, me and you will chill together.
Good evening! How are you, darlings?
Hi Villanelle.
Sdock:
Goodnight, buddy! Sleep well, 'kay?
Mya:
I know! I went back and read some of my old posts way back when I was still Anon2007, and some of them were just so mean. And it came purely from the frustration Mayo caused me to have.
One minute I wanted to tell him, "Fuck you! You are seriously wasting my time because you're talking about all of this shit and you aren't doing a damn thing to fix it!"
The next, I wanted to hold and tell him it would be okay, that I knew what he was talking about and that it would all be okay.
He just made me so cranky and irritable.
Smoke:
This all makes about as much sense to him now as it does to us. I think he sits back and laughs at our comments sometimes. He feels our pain. His heart has softened. So has mine. (Ewwww, maybe a little?)
Yes, to all of that. I think we're all on a level playing field now. Mayo "sees" us. He gets where we're coming from. We are beginning to understand where he's coming from. It's all mutual now. It's not so much a game of tug-o-war anymore. We're all giving and receiving.
It feels so much better and I'm sure he sees, though he doesn't verbally tell us like SS does, that what he has created is more than anyone could comprehend. He probably doesn't even know why either. That's kinda the best part because then we can always fall back on things happen for reasons and that, damnit, is cool.
T,cool.
You're a nice person to chill with.
Thanks E, I'd chill with you anyday.
Mustard!
Thank you so much! For acknowledging me, that is!
I was beginning to think I was a figment of my own imagination!
Ha!
I see ya mya!
Hi Mya!
HELLO!?
Mya:
My pleasure! Glad we both wanted to kill Mayo a long time ago ;)
Hey Star!
Hey MissT!
Hi mustard, bye mustard.
I'm off to bed now. Goodnight.
Good night, Miss T!
Night,T.
Kinda late but I'll talk to you later.
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