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1 – 200 of 284 Newer› Newest»I got pushed down those stairs a long time ago. Now, I am comfortable here and it would just take too much effort to climb all the way back up...
Just waiting for you all to join me...
I'm going out on a date.
I hate this.
Good luck, K!
Sdock, but you have a boyfriend, you must have dated him at some point, yeah?
GOD! I hate this so much.
Yeah Kapunua I have a boyfriend, but it wasn't like we dated.
We just hung out.
Never really went on any dates. We worked together...so you see, I didn't have to work really hard and get out there to find him.
I really am nervous for you because I know how I would feel. Someone looking at you and you wondering what they are thinking and....let me STFU already, I am not helping.
Oooh, it's so much easier if you know them already, if you start out as friends. I'd be so much better with that.
Or hell, maybe I wouldn't.
Yes, being looked at, I hate that. But I'll tell you something weird: I'd rather if he wasn't interested, than if I wasn't. It would be easier for me to just go, "Meh, fair enough. Moving on now," than if he liked me and wanted, you know, more. More time, more conversation, a piece of my life.
I guess that's what I'm afraid of.
Thing is, I'm not really looking for someone. I'm not looking to get married or settle down or whatever. We just started talking and I thought he was pretty and it was like, Yeah, whatever.
Aww man, I just hate dating. It's like the worst thing in the world. ^_^
Well, maybe it won't be like what your thinking. Maybe he won't want some big chunk of your life and time. Maybe you guys will really really hit it off and it might be actually fun.
Maybe?
I'm trying to help but I really suck at it.
That would be ideal, Sdock. You know I don't believe in such things as "ideal." ;D
Catch you later, dudette!
I'm not good at all with the advice or trying to calm your nerves, so I'm just sending a bunch of happy thoughts your way.
Maybe I will send you happy thoughts on your crackberry!
Maybe!
Good morning you guys!
Kapunua, have a good date! Good luck sweetie! *HUG*
Good luck, K!
Good afternoon, ghoulies!
Going on dates is
The direct opposite of
Fun.
Well... Can't stall
Anymore, can I??
Hello Lolita!
K,still sending you happy thoughts!
Hey,it might be fun at the end of the day.
Hi everybody! How are you?
If I have missed K, I hope you have a great time.
Hey MissT!
I'm good and you?
I'm good too Entropy. A little tired after staying up to chat to you lovely people.
Same here!
I stayed up even later talking to someone else so I got just a couple hours of sleep but it's cool.That is what coffee is for right?
You are lucky, I don't like coffee. green tea just doesn't cut it ha!
I have to put a ton of sugar and cream in it to make me like it. It's better than one of those energy drinks.
Are you on a sugar high then?
No,sugar just doesn't cut it anymore like it use to when I was a kid.
Ha! Have you built up an immunity to it now?
I totally did!
Ha! I hvae built up an immunity to pizza. Now I need more and more to feel good ha!
Ew,pizza.
Haha.
Pizza is the food of the gods ha!
I forgot, you don't do chocolate or pizza really do you.
Nope,not a pizza person and just a little chocolate for me.
What do you prefer then?
I don't know. I really like home cooked mexican meals. My Aunts make the best food, like tamales.
The best is tacos in Mexico.
Pizza is about as foreign as I get ha!
I'm not good with spicy.
I like spicy.
Spicy is good.
I like plain.
Plain is.........boring but that's what I like.
You're boring!
I'm so kidding.
plain is sometimes just as awesome.
I hate when people try to drown out a taste with another taste.
Yeah, I get that 'cause I hate something over seasoned.
Too much pepper or garlic or something.
Yeah, if it ain't broke don't fix it.
I do like a lot of salt and vinegar on my fish and chips though.
I hate salt.
Haha.
Fish and chips are good though.
Salt and vinegar is really the only thing I have on anything.
If I have gravy or custard, it has to be so thick the spoon stands up.
Thick gravy is good.
We have the best conversations about food.The best.
Ha yes!
I think peperoni pizza looks like pizza with big scabs on. I can picture kids pulling them off their knees and putting them on the pizzas.
Okay,ew.
You can picture it can't you?
Yeah. Such a weird image.
I love how deep and meaningful Mayo's house is right now but over here,FOOD!
Yes and I'm switching between the two.
It's like "waffle waffle waffle deep".
Ok, over to food. ha!
This blog rocks like that!
Keeps things not too serious.
Yup.
I was pissing myself last night when you kept leaving AIM. It was at the same point of the story every time. I said to K "she just doesn't wanna hear it".
Everytime we'd start the story and that bloody door noise and you were gone again.
It was soooooooofunny.
Hi again guys!
Food....Nummy nummy.
Tofu. All kinds of tofu. Sesame ginger, extra firm, teriyaki.
Carob chips.
Extra moist vegan chocolate cake.
Peppermint chocolate soy nog. NUMMY NUMMY.
Who's on AIM right now?
Hi LH,
Mmmmmmmmm cookie dough ice cream.
Oh my god! That was hilarious! The first time I didn't realise what was happening because it said "Error" then "kapunua typing..." for a ever and I thought 'danm,she is still typing?',tried to type something then it officaily kicked me off.
Everytime afterward, as soon as she put up the mood part of the story it would say error and I knew it would kick me out. It had to be the story,it happened every time it got to that part of it.
Man that was funny!
Lolita!! Hey! Someone else in this blog!
Entropy, I was killing myself laughing.
Over and over that bloody door noise.
K was like, WTF! not again, I don't believe it.
Best laugh of the evening. Even better than all the jokes.
LOL! I keep laughing just thinking about it. Thinking of you guys going'what is her problem?'.
The door noise,that is funny.
Stupid AIM!
Teeheeheeehee!
Hi guys!
I hate that door noise on AIM. Especially on sidekicks.
LH, I've never even seen a sidekick.
They are not popular in the UK. I think celebs are the only one's who have them. And that's cos they get em for free.
Lolita you have AIM?
My SN is entropy252 if you want to talk to me there:)
I don't know anyone with a sidekick so I haven't seen them either.
I have one.
It's bothersome.
I wanna throw it all the time.
I prefer to have my phone and internet seperate.
So do you guys think Kapunua is enjoying her date or did she chop him up in little bitty pieces and is now looking for a place to dump him?
I pity the dude ha!
If she is pissed off, I hope the guy can run fast.
I really hope she is enjoying herself.
Oh I absolutely do to. I tried to send her a message on her blackberry thing. Maybe she got it.
I just told her that I was sending her happy thoughts.
Can't wait for her to get back here and give us the scoop!
Can't wait for the scoop!
Pervy eh?
It's what we do best.
Yeah this is the pervy blog.
so where's the perviness?
Ok we do 2 things well, food and perviness.
Hi everyone.
I survived shopping. Well, I went to Target instead. Big mistake. How the hell do I end up spending so much money at Target? Target and I have a lot/hate relationship.
So Kapunua is going on a date? Kapunua, I can't wait to hear your commentary! I hope you have a good time. Seriously, just relax and enjoy yourself. :)
Hi Anima, how are you? Apart from broke ha!
Can't stay everyone. :(
Just wanted to pop in and say hi.
See all of you later!
Bye Anima ha!
Guys, I love you! Sdock, I didn't 'get your message till I got home. I was tempted to check in the bathroom but I didn't want to take a suspiciously long time in there. ;D
I will be going out to classes now but I'll be on later; me, pajamas, slipper socks and a pint of my favorite ice cream... and these blogs.
I love you guys and thank you for helping get me through this!
Oh, and I am not dead. And the guy is really pretty. O_O
Prettier than Bob? Psh. No way, manz.
No one can beat the blonde.
Aw! That is great, K!
So happy you're still alive!
I'm looking forward to the story K.
Has anybody seen the lovely AIP round these parts today?
Have not seen AIP today. :(
Me neither.
Hi Jen, by the way. I enjoyed your list.
Thanks MissT. How are you today?
MissT, I liked yours too.
I've enjoyed reading everybody's. There are a lot of interesting people out there.
I'm good Jen, How are you?
The problem is once you start it's hard to stop.
I know.
What have you been up to today?
Got up late, read papers (took a long time), had something to eat, had a long soak, had someting to eat, logged on.
How about you?
I did a lot of running around today. And, I seem to have an inordinate amount of laundry to do.
You must be knackered.
Could be. What's knackered? Sounds like either a cookie (yum) or drunk (also yum)
Tired, shagged out ha ha ha!
OK, I'm a little tired. I ate a cookie and am not drunk.
Not pissed just knackered.
Oh I love the way you talk!
Thanks darlin'
If you don't want so much laundry, stop wearing so much ha!
Hi?
Anybody here?
Yo sis m, I've been looking after Ernie.
Thanks, Miss T! He loves you so much, he's even taking his shots & breath-fresheners. He's now Ernie the not-so-rabid badger.
Where is everyone tonight?
Seems like only about five of us are around?
And I love Ernie too. I apprecaite the time he is taking on his appearance. Quite the stunner.
There's not many of us.
I have resorted to posting funny songwords on mayos. MJ seems to like them.
Ernie purrs like a cat when you tickle him under the chin. ^_^
Song lyrics are good, it's a lot better than oranges, boobs, cheese and flaming bags of crap!
Hi Sister M. How are you today?
MissT: I've thought of ditching the clothes and just going naked, but it's a little chilly out. I'd at least need to wear socks.
Jen, put the socks on your nips and you might not be as cold ha!
Sis m, I've just dedicated a song to Ernie. Over at mayo's.
Hi Jenn!
Doing okay, thanks. Walking around naked might get you a raise...
There's no pervy here! ::pouts::
I wonders if Mayo lurks here too...
oOOoOoOoOOOoOO
-A
Probably not, or we would've gotten some more badly-written porn by now.
*ZING*
hello people of dm. are are you all
Yo FS sweetie.
hey who else is in here hun
so wat you up to tonight
Mustard
Mayo is admitting to us that he is someone who we have no way of identifying. He is Keyser Soze, someone who is from a fictional 1995 movie.
He sees himself as this dude.
He can tell us he's Santa Claus and we've got nothing on him. I'd dare say he's reveling in the fact that we don't think he's Gerard Way.
-A
Ok, I have my socks on my stun guns but my feet are still cold. I don't think this is going to work out...
amy. do you know anything about this anon
Is here.
FS, I'm looking up daft songs on the internet.
I'm in a daft mood.
Jen, try bigger socks. What about those huge thick one's that fisherman wear. Might smell fishy though.
True.
Wish I'd seen this movie and knew the plot.
What'd this Keyser dude do and how did this movie end?
Anyone?
Fimble. I wish. I should have invented some anon tracking device.
Mustard - See Above.
-A
Not seen it mustard. I am in the dark.
amy i come in on mayo's and they were calling him shadow. it just made me think of a certain blogger with in the dark on his profile?
I ask because I'm with Amyranth on this one.
I don't think it's the name "Keyser Soze." I think it's what happened to him or what he did.
The agenda, as you said.
I don't know what happened in the movie though.
Go here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Usual_Suspects
So A, what are you saying?
That Mayo is...? Or isn't...?
The 'Keyser Soze' bit was too literal for Mayo.
Damn, I have to go for awhile.
I'll be back in an hour. >.<
Söze begins his criminal career in Turkey as a low-level drug dealer. The entity that is Keyser Söze is truly born, however, when rival smugglers working for the Hungarian mob invade his house while he is away, raping his wife and holding his children hostage. When Söze arrives they kill one of the children to show him that they mean business. They then threaten to kill his wife and remaining children if he does not surrender his business to them. Rather than give in to their demands, he shoots and kills his family and all but one of the Hungarians, whom he spares knowing that the survivor would tell the mafia what he is planning to do.
After burying his family, Söze goes after the mob, killing dozens of people, including the mobsters' families, friends, and even people who owe them money, as well as destroying their homes and businesses. He then goes "underground", never again doing business in person and remaining invisible even to his henchmen, who almost never know who they are working for. One of the most famous lines from the movie, spoken by Kint is: "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist." This is a direct quote from a story by Baudelaire.[1] When he does commit crimes, it is always in disguise and under a fake name, leaving no one the wiser.
oh thanks amy. i wanna see that movie now. didnt the anon quote that
Sister M - I'm as much "in the dark" as the rest of you.
I think with the Keyser Soze line he's admitting that regardless of what he writes, we're not really getting anything from him.
Possibly even that last post, where he admits he could be anything we want him to.
You want him to be Gerard Way? He is.
You want him to be Ray Toro? He is.
You want him to be George W. Bush? He is.
We see in him what we want to see, we each strip away something different from his posts, and add it up differently.
-A
Oh no, so if the nasty anons try to threaten us, mayo's family and friends, he will sacrifice us first.
Then he will run off into the night.
Don't like the sound of that.
ha ha!
Okay Amy. How would the plot be relatable to Mayo and this blog?
What is the correlation?
In the final scenes of the movie, it is suggested that Verbal's story is an elaborate concoction, made up of strung-together details culled from a crowded bulletin board in the office where the interrogation took place.
Verbal is Keyser. Keyser uses the story in the precinct to avoid getting jail time. As Verbal he was arrested for a lesser offence.
...
Are we interrogating him?
We're the crowded bulletin board.
-A
Ah, nevermind my last question Amy.
I saw what you posted.
Seems as though.
He's using OUR stories to tell his own.
That's twisted.
i am still confused but thats me. i will just watch your beautiful minds work hehehe
FS, come and sit next to me on the confused bench.
Having never seen the film, I am not following this.
Fimble:
Mayo, in the P.S. of his post, said that he was Keyser Soze, a fictional character from a movie.
We're trying to figure out why Mayo chose this particular character to "be."
What else are you confused about? We're just kinda shooting out ideas.
i thought that this k.s was an actual person.
miss t. shuffle your fanny over and i ill take a seat. i will bring popcorn
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wow,you guys have sure been thinking.
I've seen the movie so I get you.
I think he just mentioned it cos someone else did.
Doesn't he like to show us he's read our words by his PS.
FS, I'll shift my arse.
Yes, Mustard, it is twisted.
"You all know me. I am whoever you want me to be, I am a poet, an artist, a singer, a motherfucker, and a contradiction, a mouthpiece, a friend, and an enemy, a brother, an informant, a whipping boy, a basket case, a queen, and a criminal..."
He is whatever we want him to be for us. We give him a part and he plays it.
i just know i wasnt feeling this post. i am sat here with my poems are gay shirt on
PS to Mustard
I think the PS was to show he has been watching our conversations. This was the one that may have struck him as funny. That whole body snatching thing was pretty funny.
Entropy:
Do you have anything to add to this thing? What do you think?
Doesn't Gerard not have his own identity either.
Doesn't he always mimic his girlfriends.
Jen, when I read that P.S. I thought the same thing. He was calling himself everything we already called him.
Well, that may be it.
Body snatching = snatching our personalities and what WE think
Mayo is Keyser Soze = he plays roles and he really has no identity
Sick and twisted. He can't be his own person?
FS, you are one fuuny chick.
I meant funny ha
Hey Mustard!
Well, My first impression to his P.S regarding Keysor was he was just mentioning it because people were talking about it.
But now that I look at it again and all the things you guys have said,maybe he is trying to tell us something.
Or maybe he just chose a very wrong person to call himself.
hardy ha ha
Hey Entropy. How are you?
Hi everyone!
Hey, Jen.
I'm great and yourself?
miss t. i think we are nearly always confused. guess wat i am ust about to watch the exocism of emily rose
Hello again Entropy.
hi entropy. shhhhhhhhhhhh
hehehehehe
hi jen
hi mib
hi miss t
Hey MissT and Fimble.
Shh with your shushing!
Fs ha!
You have hi'd me already.
Another bloody film.
Hey Entropy!
Hey Fimble, Jen, Miss T, and Sister M if you're still here!
Mayo Dude: Mind Fuck
He is everybody and nobody at the same time. He's just like us.
Think about it, do we really know who our other bloggers are? Bigger question, as you post, are you really like this in person?
I tell you I'm a cute 5'4" long-haired blonde, but I could really be some 500 pound sumo wrestler that likes to be in touch with his feminine side.
It doesn't mean that's who he really is. I don't think we'll ever know who he REALLY is, but this is his online persona.
Sorry, rambling again.
could it be that he doesnt know who he truely is?
Holy shit, did I just clear the room?
(I'm not really a 500 pound sumo wrestler. I'm a girl.)
Mayo is Lord lucan. we've got him, let's claim the reward.
No, I agree with you Jen.
But, then I ask. Why call attention to that?
I've developed in my head the personality of Mayo and of you guys.
When Mayo called attention to himself by saying he was everything we want him to be, that doesn't stand well with me. Not that I can do anything about it.
That sets us up for further manipulation. And that just sets me on edge.
Agree with you though. We are all anonymous really.
MissT, I had to look that story up. Yikes!
What did you think Jen.
Yes, it's a game.
Maybe not a game.
Yes, it's a game.
I don't know. He feeds off of us and we feed off of him. Some people want to be noticed more than others and some want to be somewhere in the middle, while others just want to watch.
I'm still hesitant.
MIB - He said that because after the incident, people were asking him to reveal himself.
That's the answer we got. Keyser Soze is merely a pop culture reference that he identifies with. My question is, how?
-A
Just walks away?
Mayo is Keyser Soze.
If he's assuming his identity, will Mayo "just walk away" as well?
Ponder ponder
Makes me think not good things.
I want to be the arse on the outside telling crap jokes.
Yes, I feel he'll walk away. Never to be seen again.
That's the answer we got. Keyser Soze is merely a pop culture reference that he identifies with. My question is, how?
Right.
He's assuming our identities, correct? He's also assuming the identities of the people we believe him to be, correct?
What I'd like to know is what part of this Soze character does he identify most with?
This is wigging me out. Anyone else?
He also got away with everything.
Master Manipulator.
I don't trust Mayo now within an inch of my life.
I had some belief in the words he "said," but now? This guy's seeming like a wack-job.
No?
Mayo sucks. I just been doin' some good mayo bashing at his place ha!
Roger "Verbal" Kint is a master storyteller. He pulls information from everybody and everything and makes it totally believable.
Mayo has created this weird world that we live in. By not telling anybody what his true identity is, we assume.
Keyser Soze does not exist. He's a fictional character.
"Mayonaise" does note exist. He's a fictional character.
I saw Miss T.
I think we may truly be in the middle of some social experiment. Or not...or maybe...or not...quite possibly...no...yes...no...meh.
Going to bed.
Thoughts are not there.
Sleep well "lovelies." See ya'll around!
Goodnight mustard.
Sweet dreams.
I agree Entropy.
So in summary.
This is all fake, literally.
This is really nothing, aside from the bonds formed.
This is like 1984 you guuuuyyyysss. I do not like shit like this. At. All.
At all.
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I am.
Goodnight, Mustard!
Sleep well.
G'night Mustard.
Yes, Entropy. I agree.
Yup, that's why I delight in a little mayo bashing whenever I get the chance.
It's more fun than his fucking poems.
Big Brother.
Anyone remember that fiasco?
I think we just found out what all that shit meant.
Mayo = Big Brother
GAHHHHH! JESUS CHRiST! STOP GIVING AWAY THE ENDING TO THE MOVIE!!
WTF, people! It's called "SPOILERS" for a reason!
Mayo used that character because, if you read carefully, a few of us were comparing him to Keyser Soze in his last post. Okay? Can we stop talking about and RUINING the ending of The Usual Suspects now? Christ!
Mayo is Big Brother, the government.
Able to hide shit and get away with it.
The Bush Cabinet. Iraq war. We don't half the stuff going on.
Watergate Scandal
Vietnam
Government is in full control.
Assumes identities.
Gives you yours.
You are nobody and at the same time you are somebody.
We've been mega-played.
Mustard, you can hold down a pretty good convo for someone who is asleep in bed ha!
Mustard, I don't think it's a social experiment. But I do think the attachments we've made have been to each other and not to Mayo. He's like a side character.
Most of the people hurt were hurt more by the others and not by Mayo.
It's our bond within the Mayo blog that was damaged, not necessarily the bond with Mayo.
Although, I do think he likes to fuck with us.
Besides, if you had spent the just over two hours and just watched the movie, you would know that you're going in the wrong direction with the Keyser Soze thing anyway. If you insist on reading way too much into it (I think some of you are this time,) then you'd have to read all the way into the plot, which is pointless now because the ending is ruined. >_>
hahaha k. how are you. how was your big date.
has anyone seen the exocism of emily rose. that is scary i am scared
Sorry!
You want me to delete my post?
People were asking and since it was about figuring out Mayo,it might help?
*does not have movie available to me at this hour :)*
I just deleted mine.
K, I don't wanna give away the ending of Titanic in case you haven't seen it, but well, you know, call out the lifeboats.
Sorry everyone, i didn't mesn to spoil it.
*sniggers*
Is the film good FS?
And I mean no trouble here Kapunua, but which direction exactly are we supposed to take it.
Mayo didn't tell us. He simply made a statement, probably intentionally left open to interpretation.
Who are we to say who's interpretation is incorrect?
That's how this has worked all along. We bullshit around and throw out our ideas. Some are accepted, while others are rejected.
We mean no harm by hypothesizing.
I deleted mine too.
miss t. i am so scared. i am hiding under my bed
Oh, MissT, not only was Titanic based on something that actually happened, that movie also sucked and should be burned along with the writers and the director.
The Usual Suspects, that is special and beautiful and should never be ruined for anybody.
And seriously, watch it. If you really want to read that much into a comment made in reply to something that I jokingly suggested--which was that Mayo was Keyser Soze, duh--then you have to look at the whole movie.
Those of you who think that the character Keyser Soze wasn't real are actually missing the point of the movie.
K, I keep meaning to see that film, then I spot something shiny and I am distracted.
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