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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
242 comments:
1 – 200 of 242 Newer› Newest»Grrr, Mondays are the worst. Good morning/afternoon everyone! At least it is a short work week. :)
Holla back!
Annoying anon at Mayo's. O_o
Ohhh, I see more. What fun. Like we haven't been through that a million times.
Hi, guys.
No short work week for us Canadians. :(
If Lyn-Z is one of 'the hottest women in rock', rock music is in trouble.
And I don't even have anything against her, except her lack of brain cells & class.
I fucking hate work and not being able to get my hit of blog crack.
Love you guys!
Beatrix Kiddo
Did someone call me sock over at Mayos?
muahahahah
Hi, Mustard! Hi, Sdock!
Yes, apparently you're now "that sock person".
They can't pick names, and they can't read. They're so fun! ^_^
LOL @ me trying to draw out any anonymous who uses a single dash to separate clauses. ;D
NO-ONE
NOONE
Noon
;)
Oh, Sdock, you are "the sock person?" I hope you get to be a slipper sock. Those are my favorites.
I loove playing with these people. They're so stupid, it's easy.
"And that sock person who thinks she's always right."
What???
Oh, Sdock, you are "the sock person?" I hope you get to be a slipper sock. Those are my favorites.
And that comment was so important it bore double posting!
These Anons kinda bore me.
I wish they had intelligent things to say.
They should be going away soon. When they realize they can't fight back, they disappear. ;)
so like, omg, i had a sex dream about the janitor from scrubs
Um, okay....?
Oooh, who was on top?
muahahah
Beatrix Kiddo does twisted crazy so well!
Seriously, I scare myself.
I need pills.
like, he was, it was in the shower...i dont even like that guy or find him attractive
There was a really nasty anon at BC's awhile back. They were accusing her of having a sock-puppet army. They were just really rude.
These anons are pretty hostile, too.
I really don't know what their problem is...
As Sdock (or sock) would say, oh well oh well! ^_~
Who lit the fuse on their tampons?
I think they put their panty shields on upside down.
That'll make anyone cranky.
Ooooooo sticky ha!
You ladies are freakin' hilarious.
Hi Anima. I can't stay, but I wanted to say "hi."
I'll be back later.
Hi Jennicula! Thank you for saying hello.
Hi Anima!
Bye jennicula.
The recent interview of Gerard with NME made me want to hit him with a brush. Hit him hard enough he spits the goddanm gum out, then actually use the danm brush on his fugly hair.
So annoying.
Not seen it Entropy.
What does he say? Is it in this week's NME?
Here you go.
Blogger is at fault for that.
Just click the date to my comment.
It doesn't want to do it Entropy.
It use to always work before,what the fudge!
That comment up there, that has the date blue and underlined,click that date.
If it doesnt work,I suck.
Nope sorry, It won't work.
None of the dates are blue and underlined.
MissT,you crazy haha.
The one at 4:37 is.
Please don't tell me I'm the only one seeing the blue and underlinage?
No?
The link works. I clicked on it and got the shock of my life.
It was unsettling to say the least.
He is purdy tho!
*licks lips and ponders*
Ah,I'm glad it works.
Entropy, there is no line under that time. Not on my computer.
But the No? link worked. I've just watched it.
Fidgety or what. looked like he was having difficulty focussing an one place.
There's nothing shocking to me in that video. A sad manchild struggling to be cool while denying that he is struggling to be cool. Meh.
Honeys I am home!
Now where the fuck did everyone go?
I am here and there is nobody here to welcome me home.....
Waves welcome flag.
HI SDOCK!!!!!!!!!!
missT,
I thought I was here all alone and I was scared.
You scared!
Pissed maybe, crazy even but never scared ha!
Don't feel bad, "Sock".
People have been ignoring me all day.
I took a shower...?
Hhahahahha! My name is sock!
I'll sock it to ya, Mayo!
Hey Nik@nite!
Wassup?
Wahay! sis m is here too.
It's almost a party.
Where did Kapunua go?
I see we have another anon at Mayo's.
hmmmm
Where do they keep coming from?
They come from the deepest pits of heel for they are the spawn of satan.
You have to read that out in a deep voice.
missT
I think you scared everyone away with your deep dark satanic voice.
I guess so.
See I told you you never get scared.
muahahhaha
but I do get lost....
alfuckingways!
Now there is another anon saying they don't dig the slut sleeve.
muahahahah That's mean.
dissertation anon?
BOO
Dissertation anon, it needed to be said.
No idea who it is though.
Hi FS, how are you today?
hey miss t i am good. father a ain tho but nothing new. how are you
damnit, we need a new blog. I can't play and it's so not fair.
Hey Fimble!
Sdock, we can keep you updated and then we can send your response. :)
But I can't help you out just yet. I have to leave again. But I just wanted to say there was an anon that said Jamia was the "family issue" and some other blabberings about SS. Then Dissertation Anon came on to debunk it and said as far as she knows that is not the case.
And someone told the first anon to shut their cake hole. ;)
Okay, I am off. See you in a bit.
Sdock: You can't load Mayo? (that sounded dirty)
hey there sdock10 or should i call you SOCK hehehe. i see the anon who asked if you believed in god was back.
can you see the comments page in mayos?
I'm good FS, keep getting the 502 server error and it's making me wanna scream.
lol. it annoyed me. god knows what is going on
I'm good, S-Sock. ^__^ You?
I keep getting "Waiting for photobucket.com" in the status line. Looks like somebody's profile pic is buggering up the blog. Damn blog.
The only anon that's not a complete tool is the dissertation anon. The others are MUCH too bitter over whose blog it is or isn't.
And totally 'OMGZ, I WUD SOOOO HAV YOUR BABIES!!!1111!!' *gag*
Work, work...
how come all the anons came out today to play? what has happened to make them wanna pounce
I keep getting the server error too. I can load and read the comments.
Yeah, I can't load Mayo, but I can rock his socks off if he will let me. mauahahaha
So you think that was my GOD anon? There are so many these days that I can't keep track.
Nik,
Just say fuck work. Ok?
See, now don't you feel so much better.
Sock? I will never live this one down. I will forever be known as the sock with the faithful heart.
Miss Socko -
Or would that be Sicko?
Heh-heh!
Mayo needs to make another post so I can tell some stupid people to shut up. I feel so helpless. I can't 'PROTOCT' Mayo and SS like I should! I'm so useless as a PROTOCTOR. Better stick to just being a smartass princess.
Whaddya think, Kicky Nikki?
Hi everyone, btw!
hi there princess. how are you tonight
sd10, i thought it was cos he just reminded me of the god one. asking questions and all that. you do attract them dont you. ithink ppu is feeling left out. he needs to step up lol
Oh Princess Smoke,
You are oh so clever. How did you get to be so funny?
I will show you sicko and socko you upside your fabulous head!
Yeah Fimble, I dunno. I think like Kapunua says sometimes they just like poking me with their pointy stick to see if I will strike back like a cottonmouth!!!!
So this is where you have all run off to. Hello to all.
i have to say sd10. you do a good job with them. i find myself laughing with every comeback you throw at them hehehe
absolutly nothing. no one is on tonight. an anon come on and said this
Anonymous said...
The interview:
Gerard looks happy. It made me smile. Yet, here it seems like it's not as simple as that.
It is assumed that something is up with him because he seems unhappy in one interview, now there is one of him looking perfectly fine and there has to be an excuse for it. Dont over analyse this. I think it's fair to say everyone needs to take a step back out of his personal life.
Looks like the guy is looking alot better to me. It brought me to tears to watch him so happy. I missed that, I missed that alot.
November 19, 2007 11:58 PM
Sdock, thank god it's not just me.
I'm gonna fuckin lamp this computer if I see SERVER ERROR one more bloody time.
You'll hear me scream where you are.
take deep breathes miss t. rememeber violence is never the answer. think happy thoughts hehehe
*SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM* for MissT
Fuck yeah
I have hi speed internet I can get to the comment page but when I try to see the page with the blogs on it I get error also.
that error is annoying everyone tonight. does anyone know why it comes up? are they doing maintance(spelling)
Yes martha, I'm on broadband but I'm getting it too.
FS, sometimes violence is the answer ha!
oh naughty nuaghty. maybe in the mind hehehe
is entropy here
I do have a fabulous head, don't I Socko?
MAAAAYYYOOOONNAAAZZZZEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
PLLLEAAZZEEEE POOZZZZTTTT ANNUUUTTHHHEEERRRRR BLLLOOOGGGGG!!!
Hi Socko!!!!
--Love Ya!
C.R.D.
whatda? whoda?
Smoke,
You should tell CRD how bad it feels to get socko'd upside the heado...
Hey guys! =]
*HUG*
Don't make me sick him on you.
You know I will.
He's like a mini-Gerard/Frank/Bert and he will slap you silly.
hello 007. hugs to you
Hi Paperheart, how are you?
*HUGE HUG*
Sdock, S&V20, who are these people you are attracting?
Hey S&V20, FS, and Miss T! *HUG*
ph,
Don't I get extra hugs for being called socko?
Oh, Miss T, just a pocket rock-star.
I take him with me everywhere.
Thanks for the hug, PH!
Sdock! Of course you do!!
A zillion and three billion hugs for Sdock!! *HUG*
Did he just pop out of your pocket for a breather?
Aw, Fimble, you asked for me?
Hey guys,finally home.
Sorry about the fail of comments earlier. K,you gots to show me how to do that.
What did dissertation anon say last time that makes him credible now?
Smoke&Venom, may I have a pocket rock-star?
=D
Hey Entropy! *HUG*
*hugz* back to you PH
500 gaztrillion of them
500 gaztrillion?!
That is hug overload!!
=]
Sure, PH! Although, I got dibs on the GERARD WAY and FRANK IERO Pocket Rock-Stars. And the ADAM and BERT ones. And the BOB, RAY and MIKEY ones. Ok, nevermind. There may not be any left.
They all fit nicely in my Vera B. tote!
They tend to get a little rowdy when they are all in there together, though. :D
Say Hi to the pocket rock star from me ha!
Entropy, thanks for the link. It was attached to the No? that you put at the end of your comment.
The dissertation anonymous said some good stuff. Well informed and not at all fangirl.
Hey Paperheart.
BRB peeps
Going to go take a nice bath and finish washing some dishes....
...not at the same time.
Mayo,
Don't you dare post a new blog until I get back, you little devil you.
You sure have a lot of them S&V!
Have fun Sdock!
Take a hug for the road! *HUG*
Make sure you don't break any dishes! ;)
See you later sdock.
Wow S&V20, with all those rock stars in the same place, it must be like rehab in your bag.
hi entropy. i did ask after you. i herd the door open and i thought i would say hello on here hehehe
That damn door.
See ya later, sdock!
Yeah, I try not to put Bert, Adam, and Gerard in there all at the same time.
A little toooooo much love for ol'Gee Way going on.
It's always an adventure!!!
Frank stays in my shirt pocket. That way I can keep him all to myself. YAY!
Sdock, you know you can fit in the sink.
S&V20, you make me giggle!
S&V20, now I can picture her naked in the sink washing plates between her legs.
Ohhh, noooo!!!! That is not a nice mental picture!!!! Arrghhh!
I'll never eat at her house again.
Unless it is on a paper plate!
^_^
You guys are so bad. What is today? Pick on Socko day?
It does get dangerous in the sink with all those knives and forks...tricky tricky!
sheesh
What's up with the pussy anon on Mayos?
What's going on over there?
Smoke,
Have you checked your Vera Bradley? I think you might be missing a couple pocket rock stars. We just had fun playing in the sink together. They washed my toes.
Yeah,what was that about?
Hey sdock, you should be in a good position in that sink to buff them knives up to a good shine.
I'm out of the sink now and that Dawn sure does take it out of my skin, so I have the pocket rock stars rubbing lotion on me.
nice
Ha! Ha! Check my new profile pic out. THIS IS MY NEW MONDAY PIC!!!
Gerard, dude, I can totally relate when you look like that. That is exactly how I felt today.
AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
i dont know are we talking about the one about the de sexed cat. i thought it was funny. hahaha. anything makes me laugh. i have found naughty nursery rhymes. but its not posting anymore. shucks
Are you still naked ?
S&V20, I never knew you looked that much like Gerard. Honestly, you are a dead ringer.
Have you checked your Vera Bradley? I think you might be missing a couple pocket rock stars. We just had fun playing in the sink together. They washed my toes.
*dies of laughter*
Well, Paperheart must be off.
All my love to you all,
And a bazillion hugs!!!
xoxox
<3
Bye PH, my little BlogBelieve Angel
Take some extra hugs with you...
300 tragazillion *hugz*
Look SOCKO, as long as you leave my Pocket Frank alone, I won't lose my fuckin' cool. Like I did in this picture.
Oh, that so didn't work. I'm a dumbass.
Sdock, I must leave you with more hugs!
100 megazillion *hugs*!!
Have fun with your pocket rock-stars! Don't do anything too naughty!! ;)
See you later paperheart.
*hugs X infinity*
Muahahahah
Princess Smoke is a dumbass!!
Now, Your pocket rock stars want to live in my pocket book where they stand a chance for survival! If they stay with you, they risk being dumped out in the bottom of your car or worse, being left at the next BP station....
Don't worry little fellas you are safe with SOCKO!
Like I said, just leave my Pocket Frank alone.......
He's so adorable, too. He sits on my shoulder while I'm at work. He giggles everytime I bless someone out about their hospital bill. Then he says "Be nice, princess."
And I melt like buttahhhhhh!
Toodles, everyone!
I'm off to the royal bedroom!
XOXO
Princess
Goodnight princess, give pocket Frank a little tickle from me.
Aw,you're so lucky Smoke!
Goodnight.
GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHD
Where is Kapunua??
Hey kids!
How is everyone?
I actually heard this radio commercial today saying that Mondays were great and it picks up the slack from tuesday - friday cuz they are ingrates! I thought that was funny. But the best is when the dude said "Screw you, Boomtown Rats!"
hello everyone.
i am back i just had my tea
i am full now hehehe
Hey, Sock! How are you?
Awhwwhwhahaha, Not SOCK again...
Hello Baroness, Hello Magic Pie!
Hi star and magic pie.
What did you have for tea FS?
Is
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Sdock, that cracked me up. "that sock person"!
Jennicula, my connection is super slow.
Hi Miss T!
SDock, you lovely gal!
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Hellooo Jen,Star and Magic.
Welcome back Fimble.
Jen,mine is not as fast as usual.
i had a grilled cheese but we miss t call it a cheese toastie hehehe
howdy entropy. wat have you been up to mate
Hi entropy! How are you?
hello entropy!
mmmmmm cheese toastie!
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I saw a comment from K saying she was heading over here, so she'll be here soon?
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Yes, I am, but I am a comfortable sock. And I am that sock that doesn't have a match, ya know?
Sick socks, bra!
I swear, my connection is on speed, but I'm on some kind of downer....
-A
Where "uncool" is the "new cool"
I know sock, you are one of a kind.
socks like you don't come in pairs.
Amyranth,
What's the matter tell ol sock all your problems...
Hey, Amy.
No,we're cool. Actually cool.Not the new kind of cool someone is trying to make 'cause they aren't cool.
randomness. To the Duranies...did any of you buy the new album yet?
I bought the limited edition one today. It's weird hearing Justin Timberlake and Timbaland singing with DD.
Hey guys!
Hi paperheart.
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I'm here Sdock, with nothin' but love for ya!
Miss Tottenham,
A BIIIIIIIIIIIGER hug for you!! *HUG*
Rawr.
AIM: Kapunua
Hey K,
What's up over at Mayo's crib?
You didn't call me socko, that is so sweet.
Aw SDock, I just mean I'm tired. A hectic day at work is all.
I drown all my problems in chocolate milk.
-A
I feel ya, Amy.
I just drowned my problems in a frozen Coconut icecream bar only to find that they shit me out of the coconut.
Could this day be any more fucked up?
Don't answer that.
haha SDock we're all talking about Pete Wentz's little friend.
Kapunua,
I still have to download AIM. I will ask my sister to do that once she gets home from work! =]
BY THE WAY HEY SDOCK, AMYRANTH, AND KAPUNUA!! *HUG*
I drowned my problems today in little cookies
Magic Pie, HEY THERE TO YOU TOO! *HUG*
Who's Pete Wentz' little friend?
trigazmazillion *hugz* ph
I had Pumpkin cheese cake.
It didn't drown much.
Hugs for alll!!!!
His PEEN, sdock.
Ok, now I brought this all here. I must stop!
His Johnson. Ding dong. willie.
ewwwh
Why?
Help, Mayo, please.
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tenmegamillzillion hugs Sdock! *HUG*
Magic Pie, *wink*
=]
Good question...It was something about Gee doing something stupid like that I think.
GAHH I wish more of you were on AIM! We're having fun! >_>
Mayo,
You got 6 min +/- and I am going to bed for the night.
Help an old sock out, would you?
Kapunua, as soon as PH gets AIM on her computer, she promises to add you!
=]
Time for sleepy time and taking these evil contacts out of my eyes!
Have a great night!
SDock - The nerve! Can't rely on anyone anymore.
Hiya PH, and everyone else available.
-A
Sweet Dreams MP! *HUG*
G'NIGHT MP!
-A
Sweet dreams magic pie.
Hey Amyranth! *HUG*
How are you?
We're having great fun with more sharpies than last time.
Goodnight, Magic.
Ok guys,
I am off for the night. Must get some sleep and get ready for tomorrow. If Mayo should come out and play, tell him I am sorry I missed him and goodnight.
OH and tell him I said to tighten his ass up!!
Love you,
Shel
Goodnight, Shel.
Sleep well.
Sweet Dreams Sdock10!
You know what's next...
five thousand trazillion *hugs*!
PH - Not bad, tired, but not bad.
I get my new cellphone on Wednesday!
-Amyranth
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