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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
119 comments:
Oh! My son is soooo talented! I am so proud! He has a way with words that's for sure! ^_^
Bliggity Blobbity Boo!
My effin' head hurts!
Mine too, Solly :( I woke up with a migraine at midnight, took two pills, and went back to bed. But the headache is still there.
I'm sorry for your headache, RW. Mine is wearing on me. Must go try something else to see if I can will it away.
Have you tried an ice pack?
Nuh-uh, I just don't know what kind of headache this is. Is it allergies? Is it just a migraine? Is it hormonal? Is it blood pressure? Grrrr....
Mine is one part air pressure one part stress, I think.
Well he's definitely got the alliteration down pat!!
Hope all is well in Porchland.
Good morining!
I hope everyone has a positively wonderful Sunday!
RW, I hope your head is feeling much better today!
GS, it's great to read you!
I'm wearing FASC's !!! today and they feel oh so nice!!!!
New ROL-Bus! Whoop! Whoop!
Bodysnatchah's Video
O_O
Okay, that scared the shit out of me. I'm gonna see evil man-rabbits and coffins in my sleep. O_O
That's a twisted bunch of dudes right there!
My favoritist song though! YAY!
I want one of those shirts for a cure! Did you see those? Want me to get us one?
Yhhhuuussss!!! ^_^
Yayness! OK!
Done!
Niiiiice! ^_^
I know, right?
I'm gonna rock this town
rock it inside out
I'm gonna rock this town
make em scream and shout
Makes me think of O-Town.
My head is still poorly :(
How is your head today, Solly?
It feels much better today, RW! I guess I just needed to sleep it off or something.
That's good :)
I may go out for some fresh air today. Hopefully a nice walk & some retail therapy (I got some gift certificates for my birthday) wil help.
Haha, nice poem! :)
And, I loves me some Stray Cats, do you know they are home boys? :D Thta song makes me think of orlando now, too. We're just going to have to rock that town again. That's all there is to it. ^_^
Oooh great pome LHM!
Freaky LM vid, but in a good way of course. Hope you are all enjoying your weekend. It's 6pm here so mine is almost over. *cries*
OOH Mayo is at Mayo's.
EEP! It's just me and him and I have nothing even remotely intelligent to say to him. Maybe I should just say hello.
Nope. I bottled out, I would just feel like a right div just saying hello after he's written all that. Someone will turn up soon. Imma gonna have a bubble baff. Laterz meffers.
I just answered him.
*Snoopy dances*
^_^
Oh, LucyBean, go on and say hi to Mayo! :)
THIRTY! :D
hello guys!!!!!
solly thanks for posting the new LM video!! dark, creepy as fuck and wow! i love it.
want to see it bigger though!! no doubt it'll be somewhere soon??!
hey lucy i am so with you re being alone with mayo and not wanting to speak to him for fear of coming across as a divvy!! hahaha! me too!
so we all good?
sorry guys gotta go.
shit loads to do.
take care, have fun and all that.
proncess/solly, love LHM's poem! haha! he is so not a girl. but i love how they are so different!
♥
I have to say something before I go to bed. I'm sitting here watching the Grammy's, getting all psyched up about music like I always do, and something's missing. Someone's missing.
Mustard.
I'm sad, but I smile because I know she's somewhere watching the same craziness that I am watching, jumping up and down, singing along, and probably fangirling over Jason Mraz.
I can't here that Dude's name without thinking about her.
Did you see Kim Kardashian try and interview him? Oh.MY.Gawwhd! It's like she was afflicted with some verbal form of Smaw Poese.
Anyhow...
Just wanted to get that out. Rock on, Mustard!
Lucy Bean! Where ya been, gal?
And...
What the fuck does a girl got to do 'round here to round up a unicorn?
*pokes Solly on the nose*
Whatchoo doin, RW?
Sir Paul is on the stage with the Foo Fighters Dude.
Iz you watching the Grammies?
I am drinking some medicine and web surfin'.
Last weekend my Dad drove me nuts. This weekend it's my Mom's turn O_o
Is there no escape?!
What did your Mom do?
She's just fussing, as per usual. I shouldn't have told her I had a headache, because she makes out like it's the end of the world and Im desperately ill and should go see the doctor. She can be totally unreasonable sometimes.
I think that's just what mother's do when it comes to their kids.
But all it does is make my headache worse >_<
Yeah, I could see where that would do that. My mom won't even share her headache meds with me or my sister.
Insert mad face here:
*claps and jumps up and down*
Yayness! I just saw Jennifer Nettles sing with Adele (did I spell that wrong?)
I love to hear Jennifer sing!
That sucks!
My mom keeps sending me emails about all sorts of obscure migraine remedies - acupuncture, foods, etc. As they're caused by strong changes in air pressure, though, I find the only thing to do really is to just ride it out til the weather settles. One of my co-workers experiences the same thing. We even get our headaches on the same sides of our heads as each other.
I've never heard of Jennifer Nettles, or Adele.
Is my sleep med ever going to kick in? I'll be so ill in the morning if I don't get to bed soon!!
But, it's supposed to be 77 tomorrow! At least I won't have to be bitchy and cold! And I can go visit with my doggies!
I know what you mean, RW. I've never really found some magic medicine that makes them go away. You do just have to ride it out for the most part. There are things that might help it ease up, but that's about it.
Adele is that chick that sings "Chasing Pavements" and Jennifer sings with Sugarland and that's country music.
I wish you a good sleep (hopefully) and a good visit with your doggies! :)
I must turn in. Have a good night, Solly ^_^
Adele is that chick that sings "Chasing Pavements" and Jennifer sings with Sugarland and that's country music.
I t'ain't never heard of either of them, Solly O_o
You too, RW!
Sweet dreams!
Ok that's 1 mystery solved.
O_O
I get migraines too.
They're triggered by 2 things: barometric changes and hormones.
The remedy that works for me is take 2 sleepy Tylenol severe allergy/cold tabs, drink one coke, smoke 1-2 cigarettes.
Within 20 minutes I feel human again.
I've tried to not smoke, but it doesn't work.
Hi guys, how are you?
I hope you all had a nice weekend.
I am knackered, been busy today (story at my blog).
See you laterz xxxxx
PS damn you people for luring me back to FB. I hold K fully responsible.
Oh and how could I forget, LHM's writing is perfect, that dude has talent.
Gone.
evening all from a very rainy England!!
hi miss T!
hi Jenn!
Jenn your treatment sounds totally up my street...unhealthy! hurray!
hi proncess, solly and RW!
*bonks porch on the noggin with a wand of bright blue candy floss*
Bonk!
Is that like cotton candy? Because I love me some cotton candy, especially blue, mainly because it just tastes better than pink or yellow or purple and it leaves your lips looking like you just got done blowing Handy Smurf.
Go ahead, RW....
Make the face! You know you wanna!
Also, on a cotton candy side note, I have been looking unsuccessfully for cotton candy ice cream. I got the Dippin Dots but I want a pint of the shit! Wha tha hell? Why can't I find it?*
*blame it on Da Rake and his ice cream addiction**
**which is so way more better than an ice addiction***
***Not the kind of ice that igloos are made out of
Go ahead, RW...
Make another face!
Pretty please!! Nobody makes googly faces like you!
Oh and just because....
TOENAILS FTMFFW!
I ♥ FASC!
O_O
*jumps up and down*
Weeeeeeeeeee! Yessssssssss!
RW, I ♥ you!
Solly: ♥
:)
And with that, I'm taking myself to bed with me and I wish you all cotton candy smurf toenail dreams!
Tah!
Night night, Solly!
I am heading to bed too.
Pleasant dreams ^_^
morning porchies!
and it leaves your lips looking like you just got done blowing Handy Smurf.
haha! that made me do a wtf face!!
hope you guys all have good days!
glad you like my toe nail story at mayo's. how absolutely gross!
right i gotta go!
LHM had to tell his daddy your story last night, FASC. But first he called you Jules' wife! Bwahahaha! I laughed so hard. He thought it was hilarious!
Have a great day errbody!
♥
Bwah!
Dead leaves and the dirty ground
when I know you're not around
shiny tops and soda pops
when I hear your lips make a sound
Thirty notes in the mailbox
will tell you that I'm coming home
and I think I'm gonna stick around
for a while so you're not alone
If you can hear a piano fall
you can hear me coming down the hall
if I could just hear your pretty voice
I don't think I need to see at all
Soft hair and a velvet tongue
I want to give you what you give to me
and every breath that is in your lungs
is a tiny little gift to me
I didn't feel so bad till the sun went down
then I come home
no one to wrap my arms around
Well any man with a microphone
can tell you what he loves the most
and you know why you love at all
if you're thinking of the holy ghost
My baby has told a little girl he would go with her to a dance. OMG. He's growing up! Nooooo!!!!!!
Okay, I need a valium. @_@
FASC! I think that song is perfect! I ♥ that song!
I got a new piccie! Solly is gonna be sooo jealous!
Jealous about what?
And what's this about a dance?
Muwahaha! Coraline FTW! ^_^
Yep! LHM is dating.
Wahahahahahaa! Noooo!!!!!!
o_O
Wha tha hell? He's 9!
I know, right? OMG! But the little girl asked him twice if he'd go with her to the Spring Fling and he told her, "Fine, but I'm not slow dancing."
Muwahaha.
Oh! And I have Leathermouth news!
So, the word is the video that got leaked is not the official video. It was still being edited and stuffs and somehow it got out. I think it is going to be released today or tomorrow and it will be on the LM website.
Poor LM! That sucks so bad!
Yep! LHM is dating.
O_o
Is this an older woman, Smoke?
Awwh, there's a leaker in the LM camp? Damnit!
Does this mean the official video is gonna be even creepier than the unofficial video?
Hi RW!
Hi, Solly! :D
How'z you today?
Tired.
How are you?
Pretty good. Just waiting on a call from my mama.
Long day?
They are in the same class! She's a cutie though. I think I'm in shock. O_o
Hi RW! ♥
Hi, S&V! :)
♥
Yeah, I just woke up tired and never recovered.
Are you ready for a call from your mother? Are you prepared?
Smoke, whewwww, at least they are the same age. That makes me feel better. Who'd have thunk they start dancing in the 3rd grade?
I bet it will be even creepier! Muwahahaha!
A nine year old boy wrote this
I am never ready, Solly! >_<
I know! His little friends are all giving him a hard time. Like, "Man! You are going with a girl! How could you?"
He's like, "Meh, whatever!"
O_o
So cool about the whole thing. I tell ya, I'm in shock!
OMG, RW! That is so funny! How did 9 yr olds get to be so grown up?
I dunno, S&V, but his advice is pretty good!
When is the big date?
Anyway, I must sign off now & await my mama's call.
Have a good night, Solly and S&V! :)
Night-night, RW! ♥
I dunno when it is. I told him he better ask her tomorrow.
Night, RW!
His Nana doesn't know what to think about all this.
O_O
Bwah!
AI, Yayness!
LHM is singing WTTBP but he's saying Donkey Kong instead. O_o
WTF?
It's called improv! Some people don't got it!
Troofax!
Oh! And I stabbed Da Rake with a pencil.
Niiiice!
BOO!
I'm back :)
You know, it's kind of funny but Da Rake knows the story of his name and he actually says to me, "Hey, get on there and say 'Da Rake said blah blah blah'. Like, he would totally answer me if I said, "Hey, Rake!"
Funny. :)
Oh, I could hear myself speaking as Brian from Family Guy when I read that. O_o
Hey RW! ^_^
Well, did Da Rake figure out if his roast and corn beef were bad or not? Enquiring minds (or is it inquiring minds, oh just fuck it) want to know!
Fimmy named him Da Rake. I miss Fimmy.
AI sucks big ol cow tits tonight!
(MissT would like that one, right?)
*blows kisses to RW*
He ate it so I guess it was okay.
Ew.
*makes icky face*
Hi again, Solly & S&V! ^_^
My dad has stopped ranting about my debt load and is actually offering calm advice, so I is happy.
Yay!
Gotta watch AI. Be back in a bit!
Have fun, S&V!
Goodnight, All!
Let's wish for hot and spicy dreams tonight instead of sweet ones, okay?
Cool.
Night night, Solly ^_^
Hi guys, hope you are all having a good day. I'll catch you later.
LHM and his girlfriend, that is beyond cute.
Hey chiquitas.
WTF, people. Just, wtf? O_o
Hiya peeps, I iz back.
hi guys!
just a pop in here, can't stomach mayo's tonight.
LHM got himself a date!!
it's so fucking scary proncess! but he is a dude and i have girlies (Ok, and the 3 yr old). you can bet i will be stressing about my girlies when they get older! but still very very sweet and kinda weird!! we don't have anything like that here (kid's dances wise with a date!!), kinda thankful too.
oh and RW that 9 yr old is not normal, and although he has already worked women out they will always know that he is odd! trust me on this. that behaviour is odd and us females note that. some oddness is sweet and cool, but other oddness is completely fucking wrong and strange and very odd! no one should know that much aged 9 unless they are fucking odd!!
anyway like i said, just a pop in.
off to smoke tabs out the back. i don't seem to want to quit?
ah well.
love to you all.
♥
Hiya FASC sweetie, how are you?
new post, guys
Cuz I was all bored and feeling chatty with myselves!
Mwah!
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