Sunday, January 18, 2009

Excerpt

So, last night I was falling asleep listening to music on my brand new MP3 player (no, I didn't get an ipod or a Zune and it's only 8G but plenty big enough, I think, to hold all my music, even my crazy broadway show tunes). And if you guys are like me and I'm pretty sure that at least a couple of you are, you have songs on there that you've never even heard, right? Yeah, because the software that came with this piece of beautiful flawed technology loaded every fucking album (yes, I still call them that) that I had ever bothered to rip (not to mention...every picture, every video, just pretty much every media file that it could find).

Insert manic melt-down moment here.

Reset.

Delete.

Let's start over.

Fast forward and then rewind back to last night...

As I was flipping through my songs like a hyperactive flea on too many Red Bulls and Green Tea, I stopped on a song by Steve Earle called "Billy Austin". Pretty soon, before I had even realized, I was way into it. He's such a great storyteller and it's all about a guy who ends up on death row after shooting a gas station attendant for no good reason. Made me get all emo and cry a little, yes, the song was sad enough and real enough, but yes, the song was that fucking good. Really good music always makes me cry. I don't know why.

Wow, I'm getting a little long here and I bet you guys are thinking this would lead to me posting the lyrics or the video to that song, but, nah...you can go discover Steve Earle for yourselves if you so wanna. I'll leave that up to you.

So my not-flashy, little credit card sized, headache also came with a bunch of pre-loaded stuffs...videos, pictures, and ahhhhhhhhh, audio books...can you see where I am going with this? Probaby not, because I led you all here blindfolded.

Time for the reveal...

Duma Key
by: Stephen King

How to draw a picture


Start with a blank surface. It doesn't have to be paper or canvas, but I feel it should be white. We call it white because we need a word, but its true name is nothing. Black is the absence of light, but white is the absence of memory, the color of can't remember.

How do we remember to remember? That's a question I've asked myself often since my time on Duma Key, often in the small hours of the morning, looking up into the absence of light, remembering absent friends. Sometimes in those little hours I think about the horizon. You have to establish the horizon. You have to mark the white. A simple enough act, you might say, but any act that re-makes the world is heroic. Or so I’ve come to believe.


Makes you think, doesn't it?

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Anonymous said...

I love King, Solly. That's wonderful. :D Never read that before. The whole post is great. ^_^

Anonymous said...

Care to join me in some piracy at Mayo's later? ;D

Smoke said...

Niiiice, Solly!

sdock10 said...

Sure thing, Jules. Gotta wait til after Rock of Love Bus though!

Anonymous said...

Okay!

Hey, we are TEH PIRATES.

But I think I'd rather be a ninja.

Anonymous said...

I should also add, mine is only an 8GB too, and it's more than plenty! :)

So much fun.

sdock10 said...

It's been raining here all day and I'm loving it. It's chilly and wet and damp and dark and grey and it's the perfect day for staying in your pajamas, the perfect day for dozing off, the perfect day for snuggling up under the covers, the perfect day to just be....

farawaysoclose said...

hey guys!

i am back! all i can say is i live further away from London than i used to!! 3.5 - 4 hrs infact. used to be about 1.45 - 2 hrs!

anyway a fun time was had! 4 adults, 6 kids (10 yrs and below), but no falling out and alot of laughs! and alot of lovely food and alot of lovely wine and alot of lovely beer!! (that was more mr bloke than me though!)

so i am getting organised for school tomorrow, it's already 21.32 here!!

have a fun evening guys!

love to you all!

oh and re Mayo's!!

"good lord!" is all i can really muster!

poor guy must fuckin groan!


p.s RW thanks for explaining who the people were. that's cool!

farawaysoclose said...

muster

made me think of mustard!

boo hoo!

farawaysoclose said...

morning guys!

princess i just wanted to say that the anon having a go at you at mayo's was being absolutely fucking ridiculous! i honestly couldn't believe my eyes!

and solly i get you totally for wanting to stick up for your sister! it made me angry, and when it's family it effects you so much more!

i was going to have a belated go at the anon at mayo's just now, but i realised that it would just fuel the fire and give them reason to come back and drone on and on about it!

but i just wanted you to know that i saw the comments and it pissed me off and had i been there i would have had to have said something.

hope you both are OK?

hope everyone is OK?

have good days. yes i know it's monday but just try your best yeah?!

resurrected wreck said...

I don't want Monday >_<

Pickled Possum said...

I don't want Tuesday. >_<

sdock10 said...

Happy Monday, Guys! I am off work for the MLK holiday and I'm pretty sure that Smoke is fighting the funkiest of all funky colds. I demand that shit to let go of her!!

Okay, I laughed my ass off reading about Gerard's search for Franken Berries, because it so reminded me of how Smoke and I were on this search for the new Cranberry Total cereal on Saturday. I just knew that Wal-Mart was gonna have it, I mean, they have everyfuckingthing, right? Except, nope. No, they did not and the bad part was that I could already taste it, I was even gonna have it for lunch. Grrrr...we tried another store, but once again, nope. No Cranberry Total to be found.

Now I know Cranberry Total doesn't sound as cool as Franken Berry but still...damnit, I just want some Cranberry Total.

I wonder if a trade could be in the works between us cereal mongers of the world.

Wait...come to think of it, I don't think I've seen any Franken Berry either. Boo Berry, yes. Count Chocula, yes, but Franken Berry, I'm a thinkin' no.

Damnit.

Jennicula said...

My son is just at the age of wanting to read good stuff. I grew up on King. So, I've passed the horror torch.

I haven't had a chance to completely back-read at Mayos, but I gather it was ugly again.

Please remember there are people out there who love to read your words and only wish good things on you.

Do you know why I started joining in at Mayos? There were three comments made that made me go, "Damn, those chicks are funny and quick. I want to get to know them."

Smoke: Mayo's post about the mirror you said "objects are closer in the mirror than they appear."

K: You were the first poster on one of posts and said, "God? Is that you?"

And K, you quoted Dorothy Parker (whom I love).

You are all smart, funny, intelligent women. The anons are just jealuzz of you all.

xoxoxox

MissTottenham said...

Hi guys, how are you?

Once again, thank you for all your well wishes.

I am still dying of flu. I am coughing up my lungs 24 hours a day. I can't remember the last time I slept more than 3 hours. I am quite worried about the amount of phlegm coming out of my head. My head is teeny tiny but at least I thought it was full of meaty goodness. If it is really 3/4 full of snot, then where has my brain gone?

I swear, if I could be promised that I would never get this flu again, I would glady offer up a human sacrifice.

Oh well, back to bed.

See you guys soon.
xxxxxx

farawaysoclose said...

miss T poor you babe! god i hope you shake that shit off soon!!

i didn't realise you got a MLK day guys! well that's great anyway.


Jenn!

"Do you know why I started joining in at Mayos? There were three comments made that made me go, "Damn, those chicks are funny and quick. I want to get to know them."

exactly the same for me Jenn, I read Mayo's from the beginning and at that time (cos Mayo wasn't using his words to his full prettiness that we now know he can), I laughed so hard at the comments and I so wanted to get to know these smart and funny girls!

and i have to say it really is an honour to call you my friends and you are still smart and very witty girlies!

i am gonna make a point to try and quote some beauties here on a daily basis, there were some great ones! starting from tomorrow cos no time now! i do remember Kapunua, who would rather watch her leg hair grow!! (or something to that effect), but all so vrilliant! i will do that. I saved the earlier comments cos seriously guys that is why i ever commented at mayo's. as far as mayo goes, i never even addressed him in person for months, it just didn't feel right!! ok he is my best bud now but...^_~ look a wink, and those 3 dots i never knew the word for but do now, mayo thing! i feel a need to add a semi colon and a shit load of commas!

anyway guys i fully meant to spend a bit of time at mayo's tonight defending the fortress! but i have had 3 long ass phone calls.

so anyway!

love to you all!

sdock10 said...

I just love you guys so much. I don't feel like I tell ya'll that nearly enough, but your friendship means the world to me. We share something really special and I think we manage to hear each other even when we have nothing to say. That's pretty damn cool. There have been moments on here that were so freaking hysterical that I lost my breath and thought I might pass out. Not a day goes by that I don't think of at least one of you or something that has happened or something that someone said or should I say tried to say. (Gotta love all of our fucking brilliant made up words! We have almost created an entire language now!) You guys have slowly immersed yourselves into my every day life...I even have dreams about ya'll. I don't think I could find a better group of people anywhere in the entire universe than what I have found right here. How did I get so amazingly unbelievably lucky?

So...

Whank you from the bottom of my heart!

resurrected wreck said...

*pinches Solly's nose*

sdock10 said...

Ouch!

*bites RW's finger*

sdock10 said...

Goodnight, RW!

Sleep tight as you can!

Anonymous said...

New post

sdock10 said...

Happy Tuesday, Guys!

Happy Inauguration Day!

resurrected wreck said...

*bites RW's finger*

*screech!!*

O_O

farawaysoclose said...

morning everyone!

morning solly and RW!

Whank you from the bottom of my heart!

that was a classic one!

hope the inauguration goes off without any hitches.

do the americans here get a day off?

anyway happy tuesdays also!

oh shit i was gonna find a great comment from early mayo!

hold on.

sdock10 said...

*nom, nom, nom*

I've been nomming on this finger since last night. I need another!

Hi RW, Hi FASC!

Smoke, I hope you feel better today!

farawaysoclose said...

Apparently there has been a miscommunication…
So, you can see me from way, way over there. How many fingers am I holding up?




sdock10 said...
Probably got your thumb stuck out looking to hitch a ride on the crazy train. Don't worry though. Your first class ticket has already been punched.
But please hurry! I'm tired of saving this seat for ya!
September 7, 2007 2:38 PM


smoke&venom20 said...
if it is, it is
if it ain't, it ain't.

still funny, though

really, if you think about it. if it is him then 'wtf, man, what is up with you?'

if it ain't, then oh well.

oh well, oh well, oh well.
September 7, 2007 3:14 PM




oh i want to post all the great ones, but i must limit myself and not get over excited!

seeya guys!

sdock10 said...

Wow, wowwwwwwwwwww! I'm laughing so hard right now.

farawaysoclose said...

hey solly!!

proncess i also hope you feel much better!!

farawaysoclose said...

fucking great i know solly! i saved all but one of his deleted posts, well i have the post just not the comments. i just love the comments!

sdock10 said...

There have been some really really really insane times round here, that's for sure.

Gosh, Princess just called and she's still sick. O_O Must be the flu.

Gotta go, guys!

farawaysoclose said...

sorry i got held up at mayo's.

bye solly!

have great days everyone!

*hugs* to the poorly proncess!

Carrie said...

Hope Smoke feels better soon, I bet she caught it from Miss T. :)

Jennicula said...

I loved "whank you."

I loved when we would all stay up too late and continue to write. too excited about whatever was going on to go to sleep. That's when the best typos came out (at least with me).

sister midnite said...

King still rules. ^_^

Just saying hi, and sorry that the dicks are in attack mode @ Mayo's again. I know Princess can handle herself, but I do miss snarking at rude anon's who think they have something to say.

I miss belonging, dammit. :o(

Anonymous said...

Hey Meffers! *hugs the Pork*
Great post Solly! One of my fave quotes of yours was the time some anon was asking who SS was or where he was or summat and you said (totally deadpan) that he was prolly off somewhere being disappointed. Bloody vrilliant!

The funny thing is, knowing what we know about him now, I'd bet my last rolo that he laughed out loud when he read that! Heeeeeeeee!

farawaysoclose said...

hi sis M! hi lucy! hi carrie! hi Jenn!

hi everyone!

i will find more classic comments for tomorrow! i remember solly's disappointed one! at the time very funny, then eeek, and now, yes he would have laughed!

proncess hope the Dr dosed you up with some good drugs!!

i am watching a very tense Man Utd game!! i think we're OK? i know you don't care but i cannot begin to tell you how important footie (soccer) is in this country! i know not everyone supports a team but they still realise that it is a fuckin religion!

Ok so panic over!! we won! we are into the Carling Cup final!! against possibly Spurs (miss T's team!) possibly, they play tomorrow. it is a bit of a Mickey mouse cup tbh. why am in telling you this? dunno?

anyways love you guys and i guess i am in and out!

Anonymous said...

Just popped in to say goodnight.

FASC you must get some more classic quotes, I will def look forward to reading those!

Smok, I hope you feel better soon. Same goes for you Miss T if you happen to pop in and see this! I hear chocolate works wonders! ^_~

resurrected wreck said...

*nom, nom, nom*

I've been nomming on this finger since last night. I need another!


*hides hands*

sdock10 said...

*runs behind RW's back and starts nomming on her knuckles*

resurrected wreck said...

*SHRIEK!!!*

O_O

sdock10 said...

*nom, nom, nom*

You started it!

How cold is it there? It's fr-fr-freeezing here!

Not really, but yes, really. It's like in the 20's!

resurrected wreck said...

With the windchill it's about -7 F.

BRRRR!!

sdock10 said...

FUCK! That's cold! I'm all warm and snuggly in my comfy soft robe and my eyelids are getting all heavy and I love this feeling, the one right before sleep, the one where you can't wait to sleep because you don't know what kind of craziness you will dream up!!

Whatchoo doin tonight?

resurrected wreck said...

I love that feeling! I get it when I'm snuggled up under my electric blankie.

resurrected wreck said...

I just et nachos & was watching YouTube vids.

Whatchoo doing?

sdock10 said...

Typing an email and trying to keep my feet from freezing!! These socks ain't doing the trick by these windows.

Nachos sound yummy!

sdock10 said...

Sister (Trikki Nikki) Midnite,

You so still belong! You belong so hard that if belonging were dangerous you would be done gone and hurt somebody!

O_O WTF did I just say? That was some c-c-crazy shit!

♥s and hugs to you!

sdock10 said...

Jenn,

I miss our late nights and typos too! Good times!


FASC,

You gotta find some classic Mustard for us! Like thin(g) crust pizza!



Did I really say that SS was off somewhere being disappointed? Fuck yeah, I did.

x_O

resurrected wreck said...

My co-worker steams her feet with the steam iron to warm up when she gets to work.

sdock10 said...

A steam iron sounds heavenly! I can't stand cold feet and cold hands, but you know what's worse?

A cold nose!

Uh huh! Troofax!

resurrected wreck said...

My nose is usually the only part of me that's cold when I'm walking to work. The rest of me is covered.

resurrected wreck said...

I suppose I could steam my nose when I get to work, but something tells me that wouldn't be a good idea.

sdock10 said...

No, no, no! Tempting as it sounds and all, I like your nose just how it is, thank you very much. Or should I say whank you very much.

sdock10 said...

Oh, just prick up and smile!

Damnit, I miss Fimmy!

resurrected wreck said...

I am looking up portraits of first ladies. President Cleveland & President Taft's wives were total lookers.

sdock10 said...

I'm not doing a thing.

Damn, too much productivity throws off the natural balance of things.

resurrected wreck said...

I say to blazes with productivity! Eat ice cream instead!

resurrected wreck said...

It's never too cold for ice cream!

I'm off to bed too. Have a lovely night, Solly :)

resurrected wreck said...

*misses Fimmy too*

farawaysoclose said...

morning all!

farawaysoclose said...

and some more funny comments!

from this post:

It’s all smoke and mirrors when it hits the back of my throat.
I am elbows deep in exhaustive language. There are more important places for my words, but alas, I continue to quip and purr here with all of you lovelies.

The constant grind that held me fast has, for now, been shelved. Idleness does not suit me, and I miss all of your beautiful faces pressed up against the glass. What can I say; it feeds my soul to know I touch you all in such special places.

I would like to thank all of you who have shown your unending support. I am particularly grateful to those of you who brought the party favors. Although I must say that I have undeniably lost the taste for it. But do not fret, I will continue to come, play along, and put on my best fake face.

p.s. I wrote all of this with my hand in my pants.



Sister Midnite said...
...

Dude, you need to step away from the toner cartridge.

Whether you izz or you izzn't, means nothing. You could be the Queen of Mindfuck and the song will still remain the same.


Kapunua said...
Sometimes these blogs are interesting and sometimes I'd rather be watching my leg hair grow back.


I'm not making any sense, the long and short of it is that my favorite people from this whole thing are Smoke&Venom and sdock10. You two kind of shine because you both seem witty, sympathetic to all sides, and non-rabid.

smoke&venom20 said...
Ha! If one hand is typing, and the other hand is in your pants, then hmmm, I guess she must be chopping your lines for you, huh?

Now I'm waiting on the VH1 Behind the Music story. What happened to fighting the good fight?

What's next? A lifetime of 'rockbottomness'???

Tragic, my friend, with a capital T.
September 8, 2007 10:17 AM

sdock10 said...
"Lost the taste for it", huh? Don't worry though because that rumbling that you are hearing in the background is your belly. That hunger will return with a vengeance like none other. Hope you have a steady supply in reserve. Afterall, one can't live on "love" alone. Have those old demons showed their familiar faces yet? Still inadequate, unworthy, and unlovable as ever! With both of your hands occupied, call me if you need someone to pass out the party favors!




that's seriously the shit aint it?!

early mayo at it's best!

not got to any mustard brilliance yet solly but i will!

have great days everyone!

Anonymous said...

You know what I love about stopping by here?

No eloquent way of saying this....

Is that it's just people getting together, saying hiya, hope your day goes well, hope you're feeling well and let's bring on the Silly!

I don't know if I've ever been here and begun to (immaturely, mind you) sigh or shake my head or twist my face in sadness.

Guess all I'm trying to express is that I really love I can visit the porch anytime and know no one's getting off on seeding negativity.

Hope your Wednesday is all fluffy and warm like a basket of kittens.

Jennicula said...

Hey gang. Just spending time reminescing in some of the old posts. We get pretty nutty sometimes.

Sister M: you always belong. Always have. Always will. You and your booooooots!

sister midnite said...

Hi, Smike & Sollky! (Damn, I love Jules' Crackberry. It's possessed! ^__^ )

And *hugz* for making me feel good. I've been gone so often, I just ain't sure of my welcome, y'know?


Katherine Indovina said...

You know what I love about stopping by here?

No eloquent way of saying this....

Is that it's just people getting together, saying hiya, hope your day goes well, hope you're feeling well and let's bring on the Silly!

I don't know if I've ever been here and begun to (immaturely, mind you) sigh or shake my head or twist my face in sadness.

Guess all I'm trying to express is that I really love I can visit the porch anytime and know no one's getting off on seeding negativity.

Hope your Wednesday is all fluffy and warm like a basket of kittens.


QFMFT. And eloquence!

Hope y'all are doin' OK!
*hugz* & ♥♥♥

sister midnite said...

*hugz* for Jenn, too! :)

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone!

I don't even dare to write this on Mayo's because you know that my family is totally not off limits to the people there, but those folks don't visit here so.

Please send all good vibes to Granny K who is diabetic and having some issues. I'm just to find out the details of what's going on but it's got me pretty nervous; it's not the typical low blood sugar thing, but another, more serious issue.

Guys, thanks and I ♥ you guys.

Anonymous said...

Hi Errbody! I'm loving those quotes FASC and I agree we need some classic Mustard. Sending lots of love to Granny K! Sis M it's always good to see you on the Pork!

Anonymous said...

Thanks Bean. :D

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna go and watch House, then have a bubble baff but I'll be back later. *leaves a bag of Planets and a Twirl on the Pork for Miss T, purely for medicinal purpises of course*

Anonymous said...

Twirl on the Pork

O_O

Anonymous said...

I wanted to change my picture. ^_^ The "ShinRa Slut" one is one of my favorite ones ever, but this one's brand shiny new and I wanted to use it. :)

sister midnite said...

Good luck to Granny K!!!
*hugz Granny K 'cuz misses her own grandma :( *

Hu Lucy!
Have a good baff!

Anonymous said...

Thank you Sis! :D good thoughts are always helpful, I totally believe that.

Anonymous said...

I'm back again, haven't had my baff yet though. Do you Merricans have Planets and Twirls? You prolly do but I bet you call them summat else.

You know what they say, there's nothing like a good Twirl on the Pork to put a spring in your step and a smile on your face!

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't mind one, Bean. ;D

Well, the only thing I can imagine you're talking about is Twizzlers? Which are THE BEST THING EVER, SERIOUSLY THAT IS NOT HYPERBOLE, WELL MAYBE A LITTLE.

farawaysoclose said...

no no!!

a twirl is a cadburys chocolate casing with a flake inside! if you know what a flake is?? anyway yummy scrummy cadburies!!

hello Pork!

hi sis M, hi Lucy, hi K, belated hi Katherine!

oh and best wishes to Granny K. i hope everything turns out OK K, it is worrying when dealing with the elderly.

well everything is fuckin worrying!

Anonymous said...

Cadburys Twirl

And Mars Planets They are a bit like Revels except there are just 3 variations, it's like someone took a Mars bar and used the different bits of the Mars bar to make little chocolate filled balls. Except that one of the fillings is more like Maltesers so I'm not sure how that happened or who signed off on that. I've also just realised that if you don't know what Revels or Maltesers are my explanation won't make much sense at all. Like the BBC snooker commentator who famously said something along the lines of 'So, Steve Davis is just about to attempt the tricky manouvre of potting the black by bouncing it off the back cushion. For those of you at home with a black and white television, that's the ball next to the pink.' /inane ramble

Anonymous said...

FASC! *hugs* Have you seen the compare the meerkat advert yet? I love it so much, I get really sexcited when it comes on. You must go to the compare the meerkat website too. Hilariopus.

farawaysoclose said...

more quotes tomorrow guys! i hope you don't mind. like i said, that was the reason i first commented! you guys, not mayo. and weirdly at the beginning i kind of didn't really want to be myself. you know, new set of friends, i can be anything i want!! but the truth will out! and when you are like me, that happens so fast. i am just me!! can't help it!

Kapunua, your test experience is one i have gone through!! when the teacher had never taught us it!! and you are like WTMFF, sweating, blind panic, and feeling sick!! early days though K, you'll be fine!

hey and some good bonding can be done over a shitty test/exam! i loved my Uni friends. i hardly see any of them now, but we were close at the time. and only 21 of us on the course so i never skived! ever! it was always noticed! the only time i skived was to fuckin cram for an exam, but i lied and said i was ill! it had to be done!

skived = mitched = whatever you guys call not going to
class?

farawaysoclose said...

lucy!! no i still haven't seen it!! how crap am i! i am just watching Tottenham in extra time re Burnley! it's a biggy for miss T!

i can't stay though babe!

love to you all though, and like i said more quotes for tomorrow!

have a fun evening everyone!

proncess hope you feel better!

Anonymous said...

FASC! Did I miss you? Jeez I seem to do that a lot! :D

Thanks, and also for the uni advice. We were kind of bonding after that actually, so it wasn't too bad. :D

I liked reading the quotes, I don't mind them at all. ^_^

Well, I gotsta get ready for Kung Fu, hurray! I'll catch you guys later.

Oh, and dudes, anything chocolate is bound to be good.

Anonymous said...

Compare the market advert

If you are sad enough (like me) to go to www.comparethemeerkat.com you end up here

Have I mentioned my crush on Alexander?

Anonymous said...

OK Baff time for me! Love you all!

sister midnite said...

Hi FASC!

i am just me!! can't help it!
Nothing to help - we love you for who y'are! :D

The quotes are a lot of fun, reminders of the good old days at Mayo's.

Bye Jules! Hope Granny K feels better soon! (And protect your zhong fu!)
Bye Lucy!
Bye Fasc!
Bye Johnboy!
...

Jennicula said...

Did somebody mention chocolate?

The warden is out for the evening if you meffers are around.

sdock10 said...

Jen-ni-cuuuuuuuuuuu-laaaaaaaaa

Are you about? Is anyone about?

Anybody?

Somebody?

Noboday?

I know that Fimmy is not about because she is off being dirty in England. Well, not now, I hope she is asleep now, but I bet she was dirty way earlier!

I seez youz Fimmy!

sdock10 said...

Damnit to hell and back round the moon and back down to earth again!

I missed everyone!

Have sweet funky dreams, you guys!

Love ya'll!

Jennicula said...

anybody still awake?

Jennicula said...

I go away to play guitar hero (and I suck badly - all the neighborhood animals are saying "WTF is that noise?")

I come back and K got kicked in her zu fong and I missed Solly.

Crap!!

sdock10 said...

Jenn!

We are like 2 lost ships that somehow manage not to smack into each other! WTF????

I refuse to play instruments in Rock Band or Guitar Hero because I suck so bad. Lucky for me but unlucky for them, they let me sing.

Sort of....

Jennicula said...

EEEEEEE-OOOOOO


EEEEEEE_OOOOOOO

(It's a foghorn noise in case you didn't get it)

It's the story of my life. Adrift in the fog, just missing those people I want to reach out and touch.

I need a flashlight.

And some chocolate.

Maybe a whip.

And a monkey.

resurrected wreck said...

*pinches Jennicula*

Jennicula said...

*pinches RW*

(giggles)

You sneaky Pete. You caught me. :)

resurrected wreck said...

HEE!

:p

Jennicula said...

A-ha!

Caught you too!

Jennicula said...

(leaves a plate of chocolates)

Nighty-night.

resurrected wreck said...

Have a good night :)

resurrected wreck said...

*snaffles a piece of chocolate & runs off*

farawaysoclose said...

morning all!

thanks for the link lucy! very good! clever advertising.

quotes for today:

sdock10 said...
This dick seems no different than any other dick. Just seems there were lots of different hands jacking this dick off.

Hope you all brought hand sanitizer. I hear the rash can be quite nasty.

September 10, 2007 1:02 PM

smoke&venom20 said...

P.S. - What the hell? Damn you Mayo, damn you. Now I'll be confused as shit all day today. Appreciate it. Can't we have just one post that is not a bunch of freakin' metaphors? My brain is tired now. Be back later.

September 12, 2007 8:19 AM

Sister Midnite said...

Walking stick? Whoops, must have covered one too many bases. Probably injured something, playing with it so often.

Still lovin' the warning from Mayo's latest post -- what's he/she going to do, hunt us down and confuse us to death?

September 12, 2007 4:31 PM



haha so great!

anyway gotta go fetch my little boy!

have thrilling thursdays porkies!

Smoke said...

Bwahahaha!

Still lovin' the warning from Mayo's latest post -- what's he/she going to do, hunt us down and confuse us to death?

He still confuses me to death! Hahaha!

Have a great day everyone! I get to take LHM to the dentist and then to the toy store. Whoop! Whoop!

Laterz!

sdock10 said...

My sisters, Smoke and Midnite are so freakin' funny.

Have a great afternoon, FASC!

Have a great Thursday, Gals!

farawaysoclose said...

hey guys, just popping in really quickly. i have just visited anima's blog and she has had some bad news about her dad. i just think she could really do with some support at the moment.

OK gotta fly.

MissTottenham said...

lucy bean said...
I'm gonna go and watch House, then have a bubble baff but I'll be back later. *leaves a bag of Planets and a Twirl on the Pork for Miss T, purely for medicinal purpises of course*


Thank you so much sweetie. I think it has done the trick.


good vibes for Granny K

Hi guys.

Snot update: Feeling a bit better, should be with you after the weekend. Gonna catch up on sleep now.

Have a great weekend everyone.

xxxxxx

PS
see you in the final FASC. Did you see how we deliberately left it till the last two mins to make is more exciting. That's talent.

Anonymous said...

I totally got that that was a fog horn noise, Bunnicula! perhaps that's because I've heard one so often. :)

Misty, thank you so much. :D Glad that you, too, are feeling somewhat better.

FASC, I love those old quotes. But I am so sad for Anima. Thanks for the heads-up. I wish there was anything at all we could do aside from talk at her. I don't even know how I'd be dealing with that situation. Not well, is all I can say.

Jennicula said...

"Twirl on the Pork"

Oh my God. I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds dirty.

K - good thoughts for Granny K.

I'll try to stop by at Animas soon. I can only imagine how tough it is for her. Bless her.

farawaysoclose said...

"Twirl on the Pork"

eew yes Jenn it does sound dirty doesn't it!! and maybe requiring a tad too much energy from the female side of things!!


see you in the final FASC. Did you see how we deliberately left it till the last two mins to make is more exciting. That's talent.

haha i bet you were shitting yourself miss T! but yes, see you in the final!!

in my rush earlier i meant to say:

Nothing to help - we love you for who y'are! :D

thanks Sis M! it means alot.


OK so i have 57 mins before i have to log off.

farawaysoclose said...

and i am gone!

and i am a little over time. and yes i am getting bitched at!!

i will be here tomorrow to say hello and quote some quotes!

i plan my motherfuckin day round you guys!!!


sister midnite said...

:( for Anima

In a way, I feel like I can kind of relate to her. My grandpa was the only solid father figure I had in my life, and we were always very close. When he got sick (dementia), I went on self-destruct for a few weeks, because I just couldn't deal with it. It took me about a year just to accept that he was sick. When he passed away a few years later, I was sure I wouldn't survive it. I guess it's kind of obvious that I did survive it, but I really, really, REALLY hope that she won't have to go through that anytime soon.

That last line goes for all of youse guyz, btw. Anybody know Where can I invest in a few cases of Reaper-B-Gone?

sdock10 said...

HiYa Nikki,

I've been sad and worried for Anima all day. She's just absolutely one of the sweetest people that I have ever met, like there is just something about her I can't explain. I hate what she and her whole family are going through.

The last couple of weeks were kind of scary here at home for me and Smoke. Our mother had to have some tests done and she was freaking out about it, like we all would if we were in her shoes. Everything has since turned out to be fine, but I couldn't help but lay there at night and wonder what I would do if things weren't fine. Could I handle it? How would I handle it?

It's one of those things that I think you don't want to imagine but the fear is always kind of there in the back of your mind, but you never ever can be prepared for it. Never.

Of course those are the times that the strength you just knew you wouldn't have comes through...

Nikki, I'm sorry for what you had to go through with losing your Grandfather. I wish we could travel in the way back machine and we could have all been there for you back then.

♥ you!

sister midnite said...

Thanks, Socky. I ♥ you, too. ^_^
I'm glad your mom's OK!!!

I'm on my way home from work now (FINALLY), and I don't know if I'll be back on later or not. So I'll say
Good nite
and
*hugz*

Catch y'all later!

resurrected wreck said...

OM NOM NOM

sdock10 said...

Catchya later, Nikki!


RW,

What are those?

O_O

resurrected wreck said...

Them's is delicious Portuguese custard tarts, Solly. I got introduced to them when I moved to Toronto, as there's a large Portuguese population in my part of the city.

sdock10 said...

What's they got in dem? I mean like what kind of custard?

They look really good!

resurrected wreck said...

They're an egg custard that is baked.

They are yummy!

sdock10 said...

Send me some.

Pleeeeeeeeeease!

resurrected wreck said...

I shall send you a dozen!

Though they might be a little green & furry by the time they get to you.

sdock10 said...

Bonus!

sdock10 said...

I've had ice cream 2 times today! I feel so naughty!

resurrected wreck said...

OOOOO!!

I am jellus!

sdock10 said...

No more ice cream for me tomorrow!

We made sundaes at work, we had vanilla ice cream, chocolate and caramel syrup and peanuts!!

resurrected wreck said...

O_O

*is green with envy*

resurrected wreck said...

*not green & furry, just green*

resurrected wreck said...

I want some of this. It's my favourite.

Anonymous said...

I love you all so much. no worries, i'll be okay. it means so much to have all of you here...i know i'm not alone.

huge hugs to each of you.

love, anima

sdock10 said...

Anima,

Love you too!

sdock10 said...

What kind is that and can you eat a blow that big?

Yes, I typed "blow"! Made me remember when I typed blows of cereal once.

resurrected wreck said...

Is that you, Anima?

*hugs* :)

resurrected wreck said...

What kind is that and can you eat a blow that big?

O_o

T'is Haagen-Dazs vanilla swiss almond ice cream.

sdock10 said...

YHhhhhussssssssssss!

I have had that before! It is luverly! They even make those Swiss Almond Bars and they are just as luverly, but not as luverly as a blow.

resurrected wreck said...

but not as luverly as a blow.

o_O

I'll just have to take your word on that!

sdock10 said...

Damn, I can't find my Scooby socks and my feet are cold!

resurrected wreck said...

Oh hey, exciting stuff at the opera dress rehearsal last night. One of the singers stormed off the stage, giving the conductor the finger as he left.

resurrected wreck said...

I have my Bulldogs socks to keep me warm ^_^

sdock10 said...

What the hell was she pissed about?

resurrected wreck said...

It was a he. He doesn't get along with the conductor. Actually, a lot of the singers have a problem with this conductor. And granted, the conductor was being a prick to him. We don't know if the singer quit just this performance, or the whole company.

sdock10 said...

Oh, a he! I guess I just assumed opera and storming off that it was a girl throwing a fit. Was he not singing just the right way or was the conductor not conducting right?

Surely, he wouldn't just quit the whole thing, right?

resurrected wreck said...

The conductor has a reputation of conducting the orchestra well, but not the singers. This frustrates the singers no end. Apparantly, last night was just the culmination of several weeks-worth of bad feelings between the two.

Anyway, the conductor actually started singing the singer's part, even though there was an audience present. I think the singer might have felt like the conductor was trying to humiliate him.

resurrected wreck said...

Quit, fired, we don't know what's going to happen.

resurrected wreck said...

Anyway, Solly, I must turn in.

I wish you a luvverly evening :)

sdock10 said...

Awwwh snap! See if someone just started trying to sing my part, yeah, I would have walked off too. He's lucky the singer didn't take away his little wand and whip him with that little conductor stick thingy.

You go, DUDE! Don't take that shit!

sdock10 said...

Yeah, I need to go too.

Have sweet ice cream dreams, RW!

resurrected wreck said...

Mmmm, ice cream...

*wanders off in a daze*

farawaysoclose said...

morning porchies!

anima nice to read you. we are all thinking of you!

sis M thanks for sharing re your Grandfather. it's amazing how we do cope isn't it? i guess that is the way human beings are? it takes time, but we actually do laugh again.

solly and princess i'm glad your mum is OK. so scary. very glad it was good news.

proncess, i hope LHM's dentist appt went OK?

*waves* to RW!

gotta say, Mayo's is a fucking nightmare! i can't even bring myself to make a comment there.

anyway chins up everyone and onwards into our fridays!

i'll just find some quotes to make us smile.

farawaysoclose said...

Kapunua said...

Maybe the Sharpies are getting to us. :)

I used to love the smell of them, but now they just make me think of "ANYTIME YOU WANT" and other ridiculous bits of TMI and I cringe.

Funny thing is this, though: At work we use sharpies for two things: labeling fecal samples and writing information on body-bags. Now every time I have to write info on a body bag I'm tempted to write "(Not) VERY MUCH ALIVE" or "DEAD 4EVA & EVA!!1!11"

Because I am evil like that.

September 19, 2007 3:29 PM


Sister Midnite said...

I use Sharpies at work, too.
Or at least, i did. Traded up for the heavy-duty PaperMate markers, because since PR, Sharpies are pretty-well ruined for me.

Except I used one last night to tell my co-worker to ORDER PIZZA. wrote it in big letters across my rack.

Okay, I didn't, but I could have.
Because I'm 'touched in the head', remember?

September 19, 2007 4:54 PM


Kapunua said...

^_____^

*touches Sister Midnight in the head*

You made me do a spit-take with that "rack" comment at first. :D

September 19, 2007 5:10 PM


resurrected wreck said...

I use Sharpies at work, too.

I use Sharpies all the time at work! O_O

You don't suppose it's a plot by the "real"" MCR fans to use them as tracking devices to keep tabs on us nasty haters, do you??

September 19, 2007 10:03 PM



those comments totally rule don't they!!

have great days everyone!

resurrected wreck said...

Hi, FASC! :D

*waves*

Anonymous said...

Hi, everyone!

Solly, I'm real sorry about the way Mayo's is.

WTF is with those people? I think they want it shut down. I think perhaps it might be one person who wants Mayo to shut down the blog.

Anyway, I'm sorry.

Porchies, I hope you're all doing well and FASC, those quotes are classic. :D

Anonymous said...

We're Going To Be Friends lyrics

Fall is here, hear the yell
back to school, ring the bell
brand new shoes, walking blues
climb the fence, books and pens
I can tell that we're going to be friends

Walk with me, Suzy Lee
through the park and by the tree
we will rest upon the ground
and look at all the bugs we found
safely walk to school without a sound
safely walk to school without a sound

Here we are, no one else
we walked to school all by ourselves
there's dirt on our uniforms
from chasing all the ants and worms
we clean up and now its time to learn
we clean up and now its time to learn

Numbers, letters, learn to spell
nouns, and books, and show and tell
at playtime we will throw the ball
back to class, through the hall
teacher marks our height against the wall
teacher marks our height against the wall

We don't notice any time pass
we don't notice anything
we sit side by side in every class
teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

Tonight I'll dream while in my bed
when silly thoughts go through my head
about the bugs and alphabet
and when I wake tommorow I'll bet
that you and I will walk together again
I can tell that we're going to be friends

xo

sister midnite said...

Hi Porchies!

Mayo's is even uglier than usual today, no?

FASC, thank you. *hugz* I know we're all stronger than we think we are, but sometimes it's still tempting to curl into a ball & hide under the bed for a month or two. And thanks for the quotes, too... it's great to remember what BlogBelieve was like before the anons tried to take over.

Happy Friday, hope y'all have good days! (Think I'd get out of here early if I Sharpie'd "SEND HELP" across my face?) ^_^

farawaysoclose said...

hey sis M!!

hi K and RW.

solly and princess, hope you guys are OK? missed reading you so far today. thinking of you both anyway.

mayo's is really not pretty at the moment. it would be nice if he cleaned some of that shit up, but he shouldn't have to, it's not his job to have to do that just cos some people don't know common decency.

anyway, i am off to find a nice pic or lyric or song to cheer you all up!

farawaysoclose said...

I know we're all stronger than we think we are, but sometimes it's still tempting to curl into a ball & hide under the bed for a month or two.

yeh absolutely sis M, but that is all part of the healing process isn't it.

right i am going to photobucket and youtube!!

farawaysoclose said...

oh wow! this is for solly and proncess and any other Killers fan.

i love his accent when he sings, and the way he deliberately goes off key on the odd quirky note! fab!

for Kapunua!

for the sisters!

Kapunua you have to watch this film! there may be a few langusge barriers but it is worth it! i hope i am right, i was sure you'd not watched it. if not ignore me!!

this guy is one of the good guys!

hell he died a long time ago now. i almost feel like a perv cos he looks so young and sadly won't get any older. but he is beautiful. and a bit of an Adam Lazzara look??

i love this guy! he is as you say in America...made of win!!

Anonymous said...

First link didn't work FASC but I did watch the Trainspotting link you put up. :) True, I have never seen that movie. I should though, shouldn't I? I've mostly gotten over my "OMG heroin!" issues so I should.

Lemme see if i can find a clip for you, FASC. :D

farawaysoclose said...

OK so only one fucked up link in those!!

diff pic but trying again for K!

hey K if i have asked you this before, just ignore. but have you watched Long Way Down and Long Way Around?? you need to! Long way Around being the absolute best!!

farawaysoclose said...

shit sorry i took a while finding another pic or Ewan, K!!

get over the heroin and complete scabbiness. it is such a great film. completely horrible, but still great.

Anonymous said...

FASC, and anyone else who hasn't seen Shallow Grave (YOU ALL SHOULD,) one of the most brutal scenes!

I think they show the entire thing. Honestly I didn't watch the clip through to make sure. O_o

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, EWAN! *saves pics* Thank you FASC!

I've seen bits and pieces of Long Way Around.

Did you know that was named after an episode of ER that starred Ewan? I saw that episode once. It was horrifying and I wish I hadn't watched it.

Anonymous said...

Frankles too! And River, I miss him. Yeah, come to think of it,Lazzara is a little River Phoenix-ish.

Anonymous said...

Joaquin! I love this man. ^_^

farawaysoclose said...

i have seen Shallow Grave K, but only twice and ages ago!! and Christopher Eccleson who is the first new Dr Who is in it! dammit how fab, i had sorta forgotten that!

farawaysoclose said...

or = of from way up there^

farawaysoclose said...

ECCLESTON!! fuckin hell, you would think i had eccles cakes on my mind!! i love em mind, very English, from a place called Eccles up North.

pastry and raisins.

Anonymous said...

Christopher Ecclesteson was so effing fantastic in that movie.

farawaysoclose said...

I've seen bits and pieces of Long Way Around.

Did you know that was named after an episode of ER that starred Ewan? I saw that episode once. It was horrifying and I wish I hadn't watched it.


i didn't know that K. i never watched ER that much. i think i may have watched it cos it was him, was he some creepy guy/ stalker/hostage maker?! rings bells.

well if you get to watch anymore of it do. his mate Charlie Boorman is a sweetie too.

but Long Way Down was a bit fucked, they fell out, Ewan's Mrs tagged along for a bit, and she was a pain in the arse. sorry to bitch but she was. you could tell she put the spanner in the works the moment she said she wanted to join them on part of the journey. she had to learn to ride a motorbike ffs, totally uncalled for!

anyway.

Anonymous said...

It was actually the only episode of ER I've ever seen! He played a robber who took a hostage, but he really wasn't too bad of a guy; it was like a botched job kind of thing. So sad!

I didn't know that about the motorcycle movie thing. Plus I'm jealous of his wife so maybe I don't want to see it. ;) They've been together for a century and a day, though.

farawaysoclose said...

christopher eccleston is a fab actor. he has been in so many things i have enjoyed.

shizza K, look at the time! the bloke is getting pissed at me!

gotta fly but lovely having a brief chat.

take care.

solly thinking of you.

love to you all.

Anonymous said...

Okay FASC, this was fun! Thanks for the links and pics. ^_^ Laters!

farawaysoclose said...

yeah she is called Eve i think and she is French and i think they worked on Trainspotting together.

she is probably absolutely lovely, but her presence on that programme ruined the vibe between Charlie and Ewan.


seeya K!

Anonymous said...

Now every time I have to write info on a body bag I'm tempted to write "(Not) VERY MUCH ALIVE" or "DEAD 4EVA & EVA!!1!11"

those were the days...

it was great to have a laugh

resurrected wreck said...

*pokes porch with a stick*

resurrected wreck said...

*tickles porch under the chin*

Anonymous said...

*tickles rw under arms*

resurrected wreck said...

*shriek!*

O_O

sdock10 said...

Just wanted to say that I love you guys and thanks for being such amazing, supportive friends!

Sweet dreams!

resurrected wreck said...

Night night, Solly ^_^

farawaysoclose said...

morning porchies! (and anon)

hey solly! no worries!

go take at look at Mayo's interests. he is a strange thing isn't he?!

gotta smile though.


i am staying at my brother's tonight so i will catch some of you on sunday!

have great weekends everyone!

just one old comment today, but damn it's a good one!

smoke&venom20 said...
Ohh, I almost forgot to mention.
Although I know he's pretty busy right now, I'm waiting to see if there will be a new blog posted by Gerard's dick. I mean come on, there's the real story. He could answer so many lingering questions. So if any of you find this please send me the link, I'd appreciate it.
September 10, 2007 1:58 PM


Smoke said...

O_O

I said that????

Oh, dear God.

Bwahahaha!

I hope everyone has a wonderful Saturday! I still can't breathe and it's driving me insane. >.<

Mayo's interests made me LOL. :)

Laters!

Anonymous said...

Hi Everyone! The 'rents are coming over today so I can't stay. Just a quick in and out. Have a fimtastic day!

sdock10 said...

Hi EveryBuddy!

These old comments rule so hard!

I swear I'm going to put up a new blog one of these days. I just don't know which one of these days it will be.

Oh the suspense!

Have a great Saturday!

sdock10 said...

BOO YOW YO!

sdock10 said...

Bing bang boom
it's cold as hell in this room
that really makes no sense
in fact, it sounds pretty dense
cold as ice more like it
if i had a match i'd strike it
not to start a fire but because i like the smell
yes, yes, i am crazy, can't you tell?

resurrected wreck said...

BOO!

sdock10 said...

Boo yo'self!

What are ya doin, RW?

resurrected wreck said...

I just had a big yummy meal, Solly. Now I feel all full 7 as big as a whale! X_x

Whatchoo doing?

resurrected wreck said...

*7=&

resurrected wreck said...

Awww, poor kitty :(

sdock10 said...

What did you have?

We had ribs and then I just had some Cotton Candy Dippin Dots and now I'm just sort of hanging out.

Rhyming things in my head and feeling all like weeeeeeee!

resurrected wreck said...

Mmmm, ribs...

I had pork chops, potatoes and gravy, cauliflower & cheese sauce, and garlic bread, with some Haagen Dazs vanilla swiss almond ice cream for dessert.

I swear I am going to burst!

sdock10 said...

That sounds like an amazing dinner and dessert! Why does food have to be so good? Makes you just want more and more.

I miss you at Mayo's ya know. Got any plans on ever going back?

resurrected wreck said...

Nope.

resurrected wreck said...

Sorry :/ I just don't like it there anymore.

sdock10 said...

Hey, I totally understand that. I just wanted you to know that I miss you over there. I know we always chill and hang and talk here, but still...

So, what are your plans for tomorrow? Gonna go buy buttons?

resurrected wreck said...

^_^ *squeezes Solly*

I bought earlier this week, and have already sewed them on, so I don't have to do that this weekend. I shall probably do some laundry & lounge about. I am going to watch a movie tonight.

resurrected wreck said...

Whatchoo doing tomorrow? Any plans?

sdock10 said...

What movie are you gonna watch?

No plans! Yay! Just probably the same as you, laundry and lounging and laughing and loving it!

resurrected wreck said...

I'm going to watch Control.

I've been looking forward to it. But it's a sad movie so I had to be in the right mood for it.

sdock10 said...

That does sound sad, but really interesting.

resurrected wreck said...

Yup. It got very positive reviews at film festivals, so it should be good.

sdock10 said...

What do you do for a sore neck? Like for the past week, I've been really sore and tense right between my shoulders up throuh my neck and it just won't loosen up and go away!! Grrr........

resurrected wreck said...

Soak in a hot baff. And put an ice pack on it, maybe.

Best thing, though, would be to go for a massage.

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