Apparently, that's one of my hidden talents. So hidden that I only do it when I sleep.
What the hell?
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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
93 comments:
Have a nice day! I need drugs and lots of em. My body hurts.
O_O
What unusual position did you wake up in this morning, Solly?
RW,
I was all twisty like a pretzel.
Oww-wweee!
Hope you have a great Thursday! Tomorrow is Friday! Whoop! Whoop!
I was all twisty like a pretzel.
O_o
Deary me! I hope you untangled alright!
Have a good day! ^_^
The Same Boy You've Always Known
You fell down of course
and then you got up of course
and started over
forgot my name of course
then you started to remember
pretty tough to think about
the beginning of december
pretty tough to think about
pretty tough to think about
pretty tough to think about
You're looking down again
and then you look me over
we're laying down again
on a blanket in the clover
the same boy you've always known
well I guess I haven't grown
the same boy you've always known
same boy you've always known
Think of what the past did
it could 've lasted
so put it in your basket
I hope you know a strong man
who can lend you a hand
lowering my casket
I thought this is just today
and soon you'd been returning
the coldest blue ocean water
cannot stop my heart and mind
from burning
everyone who's in the know says
that's exactly how it goes
and if there's anything good about me
I'm the only one who knows
White Stripes
Morning! I don't like my husband today. He filled his big travel mug up with coffee and left me about a third of a cup. >.<
He is evil.
Hope you all have a lovely Thursday! Whoop! Whoop!
hey porchies!!
sorry i am so late!
I was all twisty like a pretzel.
wow!
have great days!
I actually had a dream about you guys last night.
Predominantly Solly. I think it was my guilt at neglecting you, eating away at my subconcious.
You should feel guilty, PPU! She was all sniffly and everything. But I'm sure all will be forgiven.
Oh my goodness. Is that a unicorn? What? No, surely not.
*squeezes PPU*
We've missed you.
Hey Carrie!
And hey! You missed my birthday you meffer! >_<
*pouts*
Hey Smoke! I'm gonna go eat a cranberry orange muffin now, I will leave you with the horny one. Wait, that doesn't sound right. Have a fun day at work!
O_o
I want a muffin! Bring me a muffin! Pweeze?
*sigh*
I'll just have to make do with my sour jellybeans. :(
Have a great day, Carrie! ^_^
You left again, didn't you? You goober!
Grrr.
I'll check back later!
See ya later porch people and unicorns!
Hello, Pork! Ahhh, the unicorn returned. Hey there. Today you're not a unicorn, you're a kirin. Just so.
Solly, I know what you mean about the crazy sleeping. I am the Night Ninja. Apparently I talk and kick and fight in my sleep. O_O
How's you all?
Hey Jules!
I totally had to look that up.
Although it looks fearsome, the Qilin (or Kirin) only punishes the wicked. It can walk on grass yet not trample the blades and it can also walk on water. Being a peaceful creature, its diet does not include flesh. It takes great care when it walks never to tread on any living thing, and it is said to appear only in areas ruled by a wise and benevolent leader (some say even if this area is only a house). It is normally gentle but can become fierce if a pure person is threatened by a sinner, spouting flames from its mouth and exercising other fearsome powers that vary from story to story.
Sounds like PPU to me. Hee-hee. :)
Hello, fellow people things.
12 hour work day! Felt compelled to say hello before I collapse.
Hey Meffers! *waves*
Solly I always wake up with weird aches and pains cos of the way I have been sleeping.
Pash we miss you!
Fimble Meffing Star, we miss you too!
wtf is errbody? 0_0 *is skeerded*
Hey Lucy! I'm about to take off for lunch. What you up to?
hello?
and it's a hello and goodbye from me this evening porchies!
PPU where the fuck have you been? please know you missed smoke and solly's birthdays!! an offence punishable by death......
oh you didn't know?
well tough!!
otherwise i just wanted to say that your back fuckin yard is lovely proncess!! i want one! you lucky so n so!!
anyway i am gone cos it's 22.11 and the bloke is bitching at me!
♥
p.s i have no time for mayos but congrats K on your teaching Hula job!!
Hi and bye FASC.
Yay, my team are flying whoohoo!!!!!
I love Harry Redknapp.
Hiya fimmy, how are you babes?
Oh, you guys are over here. Hey!
FIMMY! Whoop whoop!
Princess, I wrote a report on unicorns in the fourth grade so I know all about unicorn lore all over the globe. Also there's an awesome restaurant called The Kirin. ^_^
Hi again K hahahaha!
I see you everywhere.
Bad leg, bad bad bad leg, hurting solly like that.
See you later sweetie.
pretty purple unicorn said...
I actually had a dream about you guys last night.
9:49 AM, November 13, 2008
pretty purple unicorn said...
Predominantly Solly. I think it was my guilt at neglecting you, eating away at my subconcious.
Is that why I was all contorting and twisting like a pretzel in my sleep? Because I was in some crazy unicorn dream?
You's two have a psychic bond.
Bondage?
Niiiiiiiiiice.
I miss moostard too.
Fimmy was here for like a second. I miss her too.
You and unicorn bondage. Is there a mrket for those kinds of dvd's?
I think it's a bit of an underground kind of market, MissT. Ya get me?
I miss Fimmy too. I haven't heard her voice in a month.
LOL underground.
Yeah, it will cost fimmy to much to call you now. Poor you.
maybe you should call out to her and see where she went.you are good at that.
Fimmmmmmmmmmmmy!
Phone, brb!
Fimmmmmmmmmmmmmmy!
I have an idea....
Do you guys think we could make a fantabulous slideshow? I know you guys all have some fave pics, pics that you love, pics that show love and beauty and nature....Would you guys be game for sending your pics to me or Smoke and let's try putting them all together to make a video or slide?
Just putting it out there because I think it would be awesomely cool.
Should I post at Mayo's too?
That sounds fantastic solly.
I'd be up for that. You should post at mayos too.
MissT,
Help me figure out a coherent way to say it where people might actually understand what I'm talking about.
Morning! I don't like my husband today. He filled his big travel mug up with coffee and left me about a third of a cup. >.<
The nerve! O_O
Doesn't he know that it's your birthday? Okay, so it was yesterday, but once you're over 30 you get to have a whole birthday week.
That, and you start getting younger!
Ok how about that you have an idea about making a blog slideshow and anyone who wants to contribute are welcome, the more the merrier.
What you want are pictures from people that are either of them having good times, or of pictures of places they love or just things in general that make them happy. because you want to make a slideshow of happiness.
How's that?
Yes, MissT!
Go tell em!
You can help me and so can RW!
*waves*
Hi RW!
Hi, Solly & Miss T! ^_^
How are you both today?
RW,
I'm trying to get uncontorted.
How are you?
Hiya RW sweetie, how are you?
Do you want me to post it at mayos solly?
What does RW think? Does RW think it sounds like a good idea?
Wendell the missing Wallaby was found dead today :(
What idea?
Aw is sad for the wallaby.
Awwwwh, that is so sad, RW. Bless his little heart.
RW, I was thinking about putting together a slideshow or video. See MissT's explanation above.
Ah, I see!
For a particular event, or just for fun?
It's almost 1am here so I oz off to beddy byes.
You guys have fun.
It was great to see PPU back.
Nighty night xxxx
Have a good night, Miss T :)
I shall think of you this weekend when I am eating pizza!
Hee hee RW and I shall think of me when I eat mine tomorrow hahahahaha!
Outta here.
tata.
Hee! ^_^
Bye!
Gonna shower, back in a bit...
Back :)
Where is errabody?
RW,
I is here. I just can't sit for too long, so I have to keep getting up. My leg starts hurting again. Grrrr...
That's 'cause you were all twisty like a pretzel this morning, Solly.
I'm lurking about, and why does your leg hurt, Solly? You gotst poor circulation?
Hi, Carrie :)
How are you this evening?
Yeah, I think I slept all crazy, Carrie. Actually it started last week but it went away and now it's back again and I don't know if it's a nerve thing or what.
Feels weird.
I'm good, my daughter and hubby are having some geeky convo about disharmony versus dissonance in the basement.
Weird like tingly or weird like hurty? Don't be messing with the nerves, that poo can be not pleasant. If it gets too bad, man up and go to the doctor. Trust me, I am soooo with you on the not wanting to.
disharmony versus dissonance
o_O
What does that even mean?
Ummm, not so much tingly, but sorta like how something hurts right before it's about to fall asleep. Aches and tender to the touch.
Hmm, you got any vein trouble going in your fambly? I get an achy thing like that in my hamstring a lot, I think it's a varicose vein all deep up in there, being mean to me. And your guess is good as mine on the geek stuff. I think it has something to do with music, though, or at least I think that's what they were talking about before. And OMG, my own geek moment, have you guys seen the show Destroyed in Seconds? It's pretty good. :)
Never heard of that show, Carrie. What's it about?
My pain is in the back of my thigh.
O_O
What the hell, I say?
Have you been doing a lot of walking lately, Solly? You might have pulled a hamstring or something.
Try rubbing some tiger balm on it. Works a treat!
Ha! That sounds like the same pain I have, and I have tracked mine and it's like hormonal or something. What helps me, and this is weird, but I cramp that bitch up on purpose, and after the agony of the cramp, the whole thing loosens out. And the show is on Discovery channel, and it's about stuff getting all shredded in seconds, like buildings, boats, etc., but it's not like watching people die or anything. I think my family is hooked on it now.
I'll try anything, but I have no clue what tiger balm is.
I'm going to try and sleep like a normal person tonight and not be involved in crazy unicorn dreams.
x_O
Tiger Balm
I always keep a tin of it at home.
Most drug stores carry it.
You lie. You know you wanna be in crazy unicorn dreams!
Hi errbody!
Is it kind of like Icy Hot but more exotic?
Oh, and I'm excited about the piccie project! That's gonna be fun! If everybody gets involved. :)
Hey Smoke! I'm sorry I runned off the unicorn this morning. :(
Hi, S&V :)
How iz you today?
Is it kind of like Icy Hot but more exotic?
I've never heard of Icy Hot, but I'm going to say yes.
Awww, you didn't Carrie! That unicorn is mean. I'm gonna smack'em as soon as I catch'em. ^_~
I'm tired, RW. I had to go to LHM's school tonight for Accelerated Reader night. And they got to wear their pajamas. O_O
You should have gone in your PJs too!
Oh, the joy of Accelerated Reader, I swear, first grade was cutthroat with that shit. And then in third, they got the little fucker who sneaked and read all the Harry Potter books over the summer and then took all those tests the first week.
Exactly! OMG! And LHM picked up his 10 chapter book and started reading and I was like, "Boy! You better pick up one of those five page books and take your test so we can leave! WTF?"
He ♥'s me. Muwahaha.
Guys,
I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams!
Mwah! Mwah!
Have a good night, Solly! ^_^ Do not turn into a pretzel!!
I am off to bed too. G'night, everyone :)
I totally just got an email from someone named Swallow Wang.
Night Solly! I gotta jet too, Terry is finally done talking geek crap in the basement, as in, I sent the kids to bed. Yay! Tomorrow is Friday! Finally!
Night K, you nut.
Hahaha! I saw that, Jules!
Nighty-night Solly!
I'm off, too. Gotta go watch The Office and get my Steve Carell fix. ^_~
Sweet dreams!
XOXO
Is that a person, K, or the title of a manual?
Oh, one more thing, I have randomly been looking at that I likes to eat you with my little mouth thing for the last two days and laughing my ass off. It seriously never gets old.
Anyway, must head to bed...
'Night, all :)
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