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had a brief read at mayo's and i have to say that Kapunua your embarrassing stories were so funny! i laughed so much! the last one was just cringeworthy but fuck! thanks for sharing!
so is it not a public holiday with you americans/canadians???
This is not natural A bunch of holes where the dead used to be underground Forget supernatural 'cause all those resting in peace are out walking the streets Yeah with no heartbeat
This is not possible An empty hole in your chest where your heart used to beat Does this mean what I think it means? Just how could both you and me be about as dead as we could be Yeah with no heartbeat
Take a walk with me, Walk with the dead 'Cause you knew that we had to die sometime Well darling, Tonight could be
Let your voice shred miles of diamond skies Just to walk as they wake in the darkness Well darling tonight could be a beautiful night to die
Across the sky they can hear you on the other side A scream that's loud enough to wake the dead All alone you bought tickets for the nightmare as you wake the dead.
Oh! And you're too welcome for those embarrassing stories. It's good to get those out of my system and remind myself what a dumb twit I can be sometimes. ^_^
Happy birthday frank, lets party just because it is his birthday, i will be sat in the corner in spirit cos i am going out to the pub in 20 mins, whoop whoop.
OMG you guise! I just went to the loo and there was a frog on the floor in my bathroom! A meffin frog! 0_o I screamed a little bit inside and then thought about SS! It was a really small frog and I think it must have hopped out of my toilet, how can that be? Anyhoo, I remember Jules saying how she talks to things so I told the froggie I was gonna pick him up with a cloth and put him in the garden. My heart was thumping out of my chest cos I kept thinking he was going to jump just as I went to touch him. Anyhoo, I picked him up and felt his ickle legs kicking as he struggled against me and I had to tighten my grip but be careful not to squish him. Then he managed to poke his head out and he blinked at me! I put him on the grass outside and he hopped away. I just phoned my dad who said it was spooky to find a frog on Halloween and maybe I should have kissed it. I was like 'Eeeew he's been in the toilet!'
ONCE upon a time I heard That the flying moon was a Phoenix bird; Thus she sails through windy skies, Thus in the willow's arms she lies; Turn to the East or turn to the West In many trees she makes her nest. When she's but a pearly thread Look among birch leaves overhead; When she dies in yellow smoke Look in a thunder-smitten oak; But in May when the moon is full, Bright as water and white as wool, Look for her where she loves to be, Asleep in a high magnolia tree.
At our backs the castle door, others feel free to ignore this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit, quick of tongue and fleet of wit games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands, poetry from other lands, lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note, and meaning in a random quote: significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic, for this we're not apologetic! We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride never are these words denied, here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn, as we used to, still wait on the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS, have you wisdom to profess? Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed, Haiku and pop culture mixed, nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation joy and horror, pain, elation, in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free to be whatever we may be and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord and do so of our own accord and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather read my friends and all their "blather," on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild Leaves are falling down On the beautiful ground I heard a story from the man in red He said the leaves are falling down Such a beautiful sound so I think you Son, I think you better go ahead But you always hold your head up high Cause it's a long, long, long way down This town was meant for passing through But it ain't nothing new Now go and show them That the world stayed round But it's a long, long, long way down You better run for the hills before they burn Listen to the sound of the world And watch it turn I just want to show you what I know And catch you when the current lets you go Or should I just get along with myself I never did get along with everybody else I've been trying hard to do what's right But you know I could stay here all night And watch the clouds fall from the sky This river is wild This river is wild The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls who trespass against us Whether it be beast or man Will suffer the bite or be stung dead on sight By those who inhabit this land For theirs is the power And this is their kingdom as sure as the sun does burn So enter this path but heed these four words... ......you shall never return. The Raconteurs
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I had this superbadass Hello Kitty Happy Halloween picture but, fuck me, for some reason, it didn't save to my computer, so SURPRISE!
You guys get candy corn!
The lamest Halloween Candy of em all!
Dudes, isn't today the birthday of that little screamer frontman from LEAAAAATHERMOUTTTTTTTTTTHHH?
Happy B-day to Frank Iero! Having Halloween for a birthday has got to pretty much be one of the coolest things evahhh!
You guys get candy corn!
Oh, that's what those little multi coloured teeth were?!
*does not have in NZ*
Do they taste good? =)
And...
Morning Socky!
I hope Mr FI has a good one. =)
Right time to take a cruise around the neighbourhood.
Don't forget to be wary of tall, dark and handsome* men crossing your path today, girls.
Mwuahahaha!
*well everyone looks good in the dark! ;)
Candy corn? Candy corn?!?!?!
OMG.
It can be pretty tasty though when you don't have anything else. Better than damn doublemint gum and butterscotch. Grrr. >_<
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO FRANK IERO! DUDE!
You make me feel old. O_O I could have sworn the dude was gonna be like 29 or something but hells no.
It's like he never gets any older. I swear.
YAY! Hi Solly, Smok and PP! *waves like a loony*
Yes happy bidet to Frank! My grandad's birthday was also on Halloween.
Hi PP, Smoke, and Lucy Bean!
Happy Hallooween to the Pork!
we don't get candy corn here either!!
hi solly, proncess, PP and lucy!
had a brief read at mayo's and i have to say that Kapunua your embarrassing stories were so funny! i laughed so much! the last one was just cringeworthy but fuck! thanks for sharing!
so is it not a public holiday with you americans/canadians???
gotta go.
Happy Jappy Birthday to Frank!!
CANDY!!!!!
Happy Halloween!! ^_^
hi/bye RW!
Hi RW!
Hi FASC! Can I just say that I fucking love you and your typos? Fuck yeah!
Hi & bye, FASC! :)
Hi, Solly! ^_^
Happy Frank's B-Day!
so is it not a public holiday with you americans/canadians???
No, but it should be!
Well, time to head to work to let out a dress 4" that I had just taken in 6"
>_<
I wish they'd be more careful with measuring in the fittings!
Have alovely day, all! :)
Solly's Song of The Day:
Wake The Dead
This is not natural
A bunch of holes where the dead used to be underground
Forget supernatural 'cause all those resting in peace are out walking the streets
Yeah with no heartbeat
This is not possible
An empty hole in your chest where your heart used to beat
Does this mean what I think it means?
Just how could both you and me be about as dead as we could be
Yeah with no heartbeat
Take a walk with me, Walk with the dead
'Cause you knew that we had to die sometime
Well darling, Tonight could be
Let your voice shred miles of diamond skies
Just to walk as they wake in the darkness
Well darling tonight could be a beautiful night to die
Across the sky they can hear you on the other side
A scream that's loud enough to wake the dead
All alone you bought tickets for the nightmare as you wake the dead.
WAKE THE DEAD!!! YHUS!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN/FRANKIE B-DAY DAY!
^_^
And it's Friday! BAM!
See you guys later!
XOXO
JESUS CHRIST! Princess, your LHM has the scariest costume I've ever seen. Truly frightening.
Good find!
Oh! And you're too welcome for those embarrassing stories. It's good to get those out of my system and remind myself what a dumb twit I can be sometimes. ^_^
Happy Halloween gang.
Hope you all get lots of goodies tonight!
Happy halloween guys,have a scary day :)
Happy birthday frank, lets party just because it is his birthday, i will be sat in the corner in spirit cos i am going out to the pub in 20 mins, whoop whoop.
Trollop
You have Email, just be clean with it, dont go opening it when working your corner, you dont want any nasty pasty on it :)
love ya, take care
xxx
Dolphy
I emailed you hun, take care okey dokey :)
xxx
OMG you guise! I just went to the loo and there was a frog on the floor in my bathroom! A meffin frog! 0_o I screamed a little bit inside and then thought about SS! It was a really small frog and I think it must have hopped out of my toilet, how can that be? Anyhoo, I remember Jules saying how she talks to things so I told the froggie I was gonna pick him up with a cloth and put him in the garden. My heart was thumping out of my chest cos I kept thinking he was going to jump just as I went to touch him. Anyhoo, I picked him up and felt his ickle legs kicking as he struggled against me and I had to tighten my grip but be careful not to squish him. Then he managed to poke his head out and he blinked at me! I put him on the grass outside and he hopped away. I just phoned my dad who said it was spooky to find a frog on Halloween and maybe I should have kissed it. I was like 'Eeeew he's been in the toilet!'
Just thought I'd share!
hi guys!
lucy, very brave of you!
they feel weird don't they, and they hippity hop in your closed fist, it's a little freaky!!
hope you are all having smashing days!
Lucy Bean, that's just adorable! The cutest story ever!
It's so important to know what it means when different animals visit you, especially when it's so unlikely (and when the veil is so thin!) ^_^
Check his page out, it tells you what a visit from a frog means. :D
Smoke,
I have a blueberry tart for you.
You want?
Ghost Hunters LIVE tonight!
Sci-Fi Channel! Whoop! Whoop!
I just watched an episode where da ghosteseses slammed a door and turned a flashlight off and on!
Sweeeeeeeeeet!
I'z skeered. O_O
OMG, did you see the thermal camera thing where it picked up that person looking thing walking across.
o_O
Or should I say...it's more like this.
-_O
The Miz is on this show, WTF? Umm, okay.
Yeah, what the hell?
That image was weird! And then the guy talking about the lady in the kitchen that smiled at his wife.
How cool! I'd piss in my pants though. O_O
Boooooooooooooooooooo!
I'm waiting on my PM's to kick in and knock me out.
Still sitting here with my light on because ummm I'm sorta scared.
Solly's Random Poem of the Day:
Phases of the Moon
ONCE upon a time I heard
That the flying moon was a Phoenix bird;
Thus she sails through windy skies,
Thus in the willow's arms she lies;
Turn to the East or turn to the West
In many trees she makes her nest.
When she's but a pearly thread
Look among birch leaves overhead;
When she dies in yellow smoke
Look in a thunder-smitten oak;
But in May when the moon is full,
Bright as water and white as wool,
Look for her where she loves to be,
Asleep in a high magnolia tree.
Elinor Wylie
I still miss Mustard.
G'night, Porch!
Happy Halloween!
Good night Solly! Great poem. Happy Halloween everyone.
Good night, Pork!
Happy Halloween
and especially for mustard
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