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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
111 comments:
hey solly!!
but it was worth it! i have just caught up at mayos and it sounded like alot of fun!
Can I call in to work and tell them it's Mayo's fault?
O_o
Hi FASC!
I am soooooo sleepy. :(
should i say:
YO SOLLY!!
seriously mayo cracked me up with that one!!
YO PRINCESS!!
get mayo to write you a note!!
remember back to the new born baby days princess!!.........5 hours sleep was such a treat!!
Mayonaise said...
Yo, I'm back there...but now I am here.
i'm sorry but that comment has made my day!!
Mayonaise said...
Nope, I am slow because I am typing one-handed.
very closely followed by that one!!
too funny!
right...... enough!!
have good days guys!!
the answer is COFFEE and lots of it!
Gosh, I do remember those days, FASC! That seems so long ago!
Well have a good day, Porch!
PPU,
I'm mad at you. That's all I'm gonna say. >_<
YO FASC! You have yourself a great afternoon!
Smoke, You could call into work and tell them that and they would think it was food poisoning, so it might just work!
Porchies and Treetoppers,
Have a great day! Looking through hazy, sleep filled, burning eyes, I will somehow manage to find my way around.
I pity anyone/anything that gets in my way.
I have on my asskicking shoes.
Just sayin....
Love ya'll!
PPU,
For you....Solly ♥s PPU!
We miss you 'round here!
Morning everyone!!
Who will be in bed early tonight then ^_~
Princess, take extra care with that stamp today.
Unless of course you're going to put it to use on PPU's rump!Heheh!
Have a great day everyone!
*leaves oodles of boxes of eyedrops in a corner of the porch, for the porchies bleary blinkers*
Trollop?
Can i smell you?
I don't know, can you?
hi there treetoppers!!
we all still awake??!!
*sniffs*
I smell lavender.
Hiya dudes.
I thought it was the scent of lavender I detected, but it must have been English rose :)
Aw bless you sweetie.
And can I detect the smell of (thinks canadian) Maple syrup.
You might indeed!
LOL, you smell so sweet. I could just eat you up ha ha ha ha!
Have I told my treehouse how much I love it today?
I ♥ my treehouse like way more than words could ever say.
I ♥ the treehouse and everyone in it and anyone awol from it.
♪♪♪♫♫
I win! I win!
I ♥ you all.
Come here everyone.
*huge hugs all round*
Bwahahaha!
I ♥'s everyone the mostestest.
I ♥ everyone to infinity x infinity hee hee hee!
I pity the fool that thinks they are oh so secretive, i pity the fool
*Mr T voice*
lmfao at the obsurd plans to single out. oh so very effing funny.
what cha got cooking all the messed up whack jobs that are not cool for never congratulating others on their mean behaviour, did we all have a lovely demented sicko day today?
Yo blingin fimmy!!!!!
well hello misst, fancy seeing you around here :)
Yes fancy eh?
Damn fimmy, your MR T bling is blindin me worse than smokes tiara.
i dont have the bling, i just have the KNOW and the PITY for some of the fools all up in da house, up in da house, up in da house.
how was your wednesday?
LOL fimmy.
My Wednesday was hot and sweaty. Moving loads of boxes of student files.
Plus it was actually sunny here.
How about you?
great, i was working, watching the tornado and organising. all great for a wednesday YAYNESS.
Yayness all round.
Did the tornado come close?
yeh, she was sat in my lounge watching barney and friends, lol misst.
nothing fun, didnt you know we are the porchies ;)
Fimble,
You never called me today.
:(
i couldnt, i was a busy bee, what with all my super new amazing secret news and all.
Did you miss me? i bet you did, you know you miss the ones that let you get beat all over :)
Well, I'm so lame and so inable to think for myself that I'm not sure how I felt. So, if you tell me that I missed you, then I will believe it.
yeh solly, dont forget the 2.26pm comment in mayos, lets just say that comment speaks greater than what they were trying to pass off. well each to their own, i supose some can and some dont.
oh, did you like my text today, for shizzle ma nizzle
Did Tornado whip you up in a swirl of wind as she passed by the drinks cabinet?
I loved your text. Sorry I didnt get it sooner. I didnt hear it beep beep.
Guys,
I will be back in a bit. Gonna go eat some supper, take a shower, and straighten up my house.
misst, why yes she did, alcy at 2, who would of thoguht. but, she is in the running for being a porchie so she best start to become a complete evil pratt like us, oh thats right, only in some people blind eyes that is hahaha.
What are you doing tomorrow?
solly, i didnt get your messege till later anyway, madness it has been sorry hun
See you later solly.
I saw an anon call us porchies evil the other day. I tried to stick up for us but hey, some people just have ideas they won't be swayed from.
I'm doing nowt tomorrow. How about you fim?
well if the dont like the porch,they should go back inside!
look misst, i can do this too.
those 'ANONS' are not worth it, trust me. you are who you are, and you like who you like. its just a shame that some are simple minded to knowledge different aspects than their own. ignore the 'ANONS'
so anyway, what you have for tea?
LOL fimmy.
I had fish fingers and curly fries for tea. What about you?
Hi anon, how's you's?
true anon, if they dont like it here or the people, then they should go inside :) maybe it is that much of a sunny place, they find people that they like and have half way decent conversations with.
i had chilli con carnie for tea with boiled rice, yummy.
i also had a sub way this dinner time.
I had a potted meat sarnie at dinner.
can't wait for friday pizza though.
you and your pizza, will you ever let russ get between your number 1 love?
hahahah
That's a toughie. Why can't I have Russ naked and covered in pizza?
Its to hot in the sun fimble, i like the shade...just twisted that way.
OMG
i so wasnt taking it there, you naughty naughty sheffy wag, how dare you, i have innocent eyes.
dirty bird
LOL fim, you's is dirty. I leaned it from you.
You enjoy the shade anon.
*-*
*thats me squinting*
is that you, my friendly dirty twisted texas friend?
Fimble you know you were thinking dirty!
Yes it is my little dirty bird! HOWDY!
howdy ha, omg you made me smile all shades of innocence then, i am so happy to see you, did you knwo that :)
how are you and ohhhh how is the boy. does he still look from africa?
No sadly the hoop had to go..tear i cant wait to see what he will do next time Ha HA
dont let them get to you, you are all sweet,some people just cant let people be themselves or see anyone happy.
Hi again solly.
I think that the second anon was annoyed with the fact that the first anon said the words were for K only. Maybe they should have said that they were mainly for K.
Some people get angry at the different nuances.
solly, you know why that is, it is because they are not so anonymouse and they are jealous or just not opening their eyes, i was watching and to be honest, if they think what they have is truth, maybe they should gather the facts and the info together and see the bigger picture, but as i say, each to their own. you cant get all sane people in the world.
All you can do is be yourself and if people dont like it, its their loss.
I'm sorry, but that's fucked up. Jules has been called more ugly hateful names than one person should have to hear in their whole lifetime, but let someone come in and say something and say that it's just for her and that's wrong?
ph twisted, let me guess, will he go down the mowhawk idea?
i still cant believe they made him take it out, i mean, it wasnt harming anyone.
tell him to shave an eye in the back of his head and say that big brother is watchign you, to the principle. do you think that will go down well? ;)
LOL.Fimble he probably would try!
I guess it just bothers me that the anon wasn't hurting anyone. They let it be known who they were talking to and what they were doing. They weren't trying to stir up shit. They just wanted to post some poems to Jules where everyone could see that yeah, she does have people who care about her and want her to maybe feel good.
GAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Okay, I will shut up about it now.
I agree solly, the personal insults are awful.
All of you have been slagged off bad at one time or another and you are stronger people than me to keep coming back.
K gets it big time. I don't know how she copes at times.
so, have you been crazy busy this week as well? what have you been up to thats so naughty and twisted and dirty but not sweaty because i feel for your temperatures, gah i hate it at 96*F, i dont wanna think of it at 104*F
oh and by the way, i am loving coldplays new song.
gotta go,africa boy called and needs a ride, nice talking to ya fimmy as always!!Peace!
dont shut up solly, you say whatever you need to say. i will say one thing though, never take anythign they say as real of meaning anything because they say one thing andthen turn around and say something completely different.
true colours are showing, even if they are not intentionaly being shone.
Well.....nothin to naughty.....
peace out, my ho riding friend.
hee haaa howdy cowboys,
have fun
xxx
Oh man, I missed all the happenings!
Hello, my #1 Sweaty Betty Lobster Botch! I ♥ you. :)
Hey, MissT! Hey, Sdock! Hey, Anonymi!
Fim, do you know when their record comes out? I'm digging that single, too.
Fim, save a horse...ride a cowboy!
Yo mustard dude.
no, i dont know but i love it. i find myself dancing around to it, and totally believeing it. hahaha i am a nutter booya
oh and, word up slashy slash
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OMG, THAT IS MADNESS.
i will be singing that now, hahahaha
save a horse, ride a cowboy hahahaha
ohhhh, i bet you all have gone off to ride a cowboy.... ogh i mean ride a horse lol.
its gone, all so quite
BOO
Fim,
I left you a present at Mayo's.
right solly, i will go look for it. yayness
and misst, i am a nutter with a hard shell that can only be broken by a cowboy yeha hahahaha
yeh, nutter right there booya
fimble is a genius
A mad genius.
and dont you forget it hells yeh, i am happy cos i got to talk to my friends tonight.
I am happy for you too fim. hee hee!
I can picture you skipping with glee and clapping your little hands together.
hey, i wouldnt go that far madam.
do, do , do, do, do, do, do
cant touch this
booya
Hammer time.
everytime i think of that song, it reminds me of ergo. makes me laugh
Yeah, me too.
Maybe she has some of those pants too.
Maybe RW could make us all some.
i miss RW, i havent seen her tonight and dickie gets excited when talking to her.
i bet she is off in town with her black lacy number sat on a bench eating a giant pretzel.
word
She was here but you missed her, she might be back later. She might bring her black lacy number.
ohhh, where has she gone? she didnt take me and dickie, oh noooo :(
Ooooooo Nooooooooooo!
proper crimbo misst, innit hahahahahahahaha
you know what,
i was walkign into work today and didnt see that the door was closed cos it is a glass door and guess what, dud i walked straight into it.
quackers i tell theee
LOL fimmy, only you. You make me laugh so much.
so much that you pee your pants?
i know ph pees her pants.
Maybe a little bit. Why do you think I run off to wee so much.
i thought it was cos you drank to much iron brew and you peed for england but you never washed or wiped.
dirty bird
Iron bru tastes like used chewing gum.
and you chew used chewing gum?
your are too gross for words muahahaha, hey maybe russ likes used chewing gum?
LOL,
I like to drop my chewwy in my cuppa cos it goes all soft.
There's nowt you can't do with a good cuppa.
i bet thats what he says
haha
I MISS RESSURECTED WRECK
LMFAO fim.
You dirty bird.
Goodnight sweetie, see you tomorrow.
nighty ngith misst sweet dreams, i will wish you a goodnight in the other place as well before you head off.
xxx
goodnight porchies, and tree toppers.
remember, if you cant beat them, never join them cos their colours will shine so bright, and it doesnt mean it will be light colours. :/
sweet dreams, my naughty evil friends :)
*Waves to PP*
xxx
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