Thursday, March 13, 2008

In Search of Stimulation

Ouch!

That's pretty hot.


"Silly girl, fire usually is."


I think I am going to have a blister there.


"Shut up!"



Now, I must go find something sharp to play with or some chainsaws to juggle.


"Don't come crying to me when you cut your arms off!!"



You know I don't cry.





p.s. Welcome Back, Sister Nikki@Midnite!!

78 comments:

Smoke said...

What?

Smoke said...

HOT DAMN!

Anonymous said...

Wha? What?

Yeah that.

Congrats! You are now 5th in the points standing for the DM Cup!

Smoke said...

Uh, no. No, I'm not.

I...AM....#1!!!

No matter if you like it

You can take it and sit down and write it

I...AM...#1!!!

Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey

Anonymous said...

Oh sweet Jeezhus, did you just channel some Country Grammar?

Whooooooooah Nelly!


Smoke, we should have our own show. We are so funny!

Smoke said...

We'd be famous.

Ghostbuster famous.

NutBuster famous.

^____^

You see me stompin' in my Air Forces Ones!!!

Gimme two pair

I need two pair

Smoke said...

You know I'm gonna say it, right?

I have to. Can't stand it any longer!

*********************************

But I do know one thing though
Bitches they come they go
Saturday through Sunday yo
Monday through Sunday ho
Maybe I'll love you one day
Maybe we'll someday grow
'Til then just sit your drunk ass on that f**ckng runway ho

***********************************

HAHAHAHAHA!

Okay, anyhoo...

I ♥ Marshall.

Toodles porch!

Anonymous said...

Errrr..... Do I gotta go to work? Can't I just hang on the porch all day? Why not?


*pouts*


Fine! I will see you all after 5.

farawaysoclose said...

hello sisters!!

well done princess!

Anonymous said...

OMG, I'm listening to "Cubicles" and that song makes me laugh.

Out loud.

Don't know why, really.

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

The porch is soooo empty. Wonder why Mayo hasn't added my go-kart track to the grounds yet?

WTF? I feel the need! The need for speed!!! ^_^

sister midnite said...

Maybe because Mayo is difficult, Princess? ^_~ Cubicles makes me laugh, too. It's my least favorite song on Bullets, probably because it contains the word 'work'. Yukky!!

G'morning, porchies! How the fuck are ya on this thunk of a Thursday???

((Kapunua, I'll post at Mayo's as soon as he puts up something new. 2900+ commenst scares me.))

farawaysoclose said...

just popping in.

hi Sis M and princess!

Anonymous said...

Hey-ho-hey-ho-hey! You down with O.P.P.? Who's down with O.P.P.?

I gots me some hip-hop on the brain today. ^_^

Sis! Two days in a row! I'm so glad you are here again! YAY!

Hey FASC!!!


*Come on PPU, you know you love some hip-hop. You down with O.P.P.?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you know me.

Anonymous said...

Hip-hop has changed a lot in the past few decades. I never got into it, but I respect where it came from.

*is a rockin' meffer*

I hope you're all well. Only, like, four or five hours to go. Then we're homeward bound.

Homeward bound,
I wish I was homeward bound.
Home, where my thought's escaping
Home, where the music's playing
Home, where my love lies waiting silently for me.

Tonight I'll sing my songs again
I'll play the game and pretend
But, all my words come back to me
In shades of mediocrity
Like emptiness in harmony
I need someone to comfort me.


Damn, all of that from memory. I totally suck for remembering that :/

Have a good one.

Anonymous said...

I do know you, PPU. ^_~

Don't make me bust out some Eazy E.


Woke up quick at about noon

Just thought that I had to be
in Compton soon

I gotta get drunk before the day begins

Before my mother starts bitchin'
about my friends


HA!

I love it.

Anonymous said...

The cover version of that song by Dynamite Hack is pretty fly.

Anonymous said...

Hey unicorn!

Wassup wit you? I'm kicking back in my cell with my Caramel Bugles at the moment. Yum.

Counting down the minutes, of course.

Only three hours to go! >_<

You okay today?

anima said...

Princess, I can't believe you mentioned Easy E! I haven't thought about them in forever.

"No body move, no body get hurt"
There some nasty stuff in that song - I won't go any further!

PPU, that cover is hilarious.

Sis Midnite!!!!!! I've missed you!!!

sister midnite said...

Hi Anima!! ^_^ I missed you guys, too!

I not be much of a hip-hopper, or rap music lover. But some of this is vaguely recognizable. PPU's comment made me LOL.

Salt-N-Pepa, anyone?

Anonymous said...

Push it real good!

^_^

Whatta Man, Whatta Man, Whatta Mighty Good Man

Yes he is!

BTW - PPU ♥'s Slaw Ass Princess

Anonymous said...

Slaw Ass Princess = SLAP

Anonymous said...

^_^

I'm gonna SLAP you upside the head!

Bwah!

Anonymous said...

*runs in*

Good one, Anon! *high fives you*


Hey Smoke!? This is me sticking my tongue out at you. ;)

That made me laugh this morning. And your attempt at trying to make someone's day a little bit joyful :/

MWAH!

*runs back out*

Anonymous said...

Isn't that terrible? I try to do something helpful and my effort just got shot down. Just awful, I tell you.

Anonymous said...

But, it's not your fault.

You tried doing something good. That's all that matters :)

sdock10 said...

Hey Porchies!

I'm home.

How is everyone doing today?

Anonymous said...

Sdock!

Welcome back home!

I'm sitting idle.

Or.

I'm sitting idle!

You choose. ;)

How are you doing?

sdock10 said...

I'm okay.

What's new?

Anything?

sdock10 said...

Feeling really deep tonight. Does that make sense?

Anonymous said...

I've been avoiding all thought today.

Yes, I feel it. Just waiting for something to be said that will send me back.

What's new?
Mayo's post. I don't like it. It doesn't make me have butterfly feelings.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I totally answered your question, but it doesn't look like I did.

Yes, that makes sense. :)

sdock10 said...

Why butterflies?

sdock10 said...

We're so weird.

sdock10 said...

I think he might be speaking about someone else. Maybe someone he admires.

Anonymous said...

I know. But, we're also totally fucking awesome. :)


Butterflies because that's what you get in your stomach when you feel stuff. At least I do.

With this one, it didn't make me feel like that. I guess because I can't relate to it at this very moment.

sdock10 said...

Who knows though, I might feel differently tomorrow.

Or later tonight...or in 5 mins.

Anonymous said...

I know, right?

I read it, didn't get it.

Five minutes later, a friggin' dim lightbulb.

2 hours later, epiphony.

sdock10 said...

Yep, exactly.

I'm going to feed my doggies and sniff the outside a bit.

I will be back in a few mins.

Maybe your light bulb will flick on!









Oh and I ain't forgot....

PPU, I ♥ you.

sdock10 said...

I am back, but not in black.

Anonymous said...

You think you can live without me for about a half hour?

I gotta go do something in a jiffy, then I'll return.

Call MissT and make her come back.

sdock10 said...

Yeh, I think I will survive.

MissT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

BACK!!!


Longer than I expected :/


MISSSSSSSSSSSSST!!!!

Anonymous said...

I will keep posting until someone notices the comment count has changed.

"In search of stimulation"

sdock10 said...

Hi ya!

Anonymous said...

HI!

I've been refreshing like a loon!

sdock10 said...

Sorry, I am cooking sketti!

What are you doin besides...

Anonymous said...

Eating some chicken whilst catching up at Mayo's.

Spaghetti sounds yummy.

sdock10 said...

Should I be brave and post the poem from my blog?

Anonymous said...

Yes.

Anonymous said...

That you should.

Anonymous said...

sketti sketti bo betti banana fanna fo fetti....

sdock10 said...

Ok, here goes.

*shudders and closes eyes and presses the publish button*

Anonymous said...

That took lots, Sdock.

I love that poem.

sdock10 said...

Homemade sauce too!

Jealous? Uh huh, Yep

sdock10 said...

Thanks....my shit seems so raggedy compared to the stuff that's up there now.

Anonymous said...

We don't have to talk about it, but I just wanted you to know that these two lines are my favorite. I know that sounds weird, but I think it answers a lot of stuff. That's what I mean.

You can't cease the blood flow
for someone who likes to hurt

sdock10 said...

Oh my Gawwhd! I cleared out Mayo's! Everyone is like Shakespeare, Wordsworth, Weaver Girl...Niiiiiiiiiiiice. sdock10...sdock10? WTF is that?

Anonymous said...

what about homemade sketti

Anonymous said...

Oh, dude's home tonight.

You think you'll be hanging out much?

sdock10 said...

Mustard, that line is 200% true. I know. I live it.

sdock10 said...

My sketti sauce is homemade...not the noodles. Well, not really homemade....oh let me STFU!


Yeah, he's here now. I don't think he'll say shit tonight. I hope not.

Anonymous said...

I know. I get it.

We're like seasons, tides, birthdays, and toddler's bike, Sdock.

Cyclical.

Anonymous said...

She's going to teach me.

I don't think she knows that yet though. ;)

sdock10 said...

Yeah, well, then I'm next.

Thank you guys for telling me to post that. I actually feel a little better, I think. It's out there.

Someone can take it and use it or take it and twist it however they feel the need. Possibly use it against me later.

But, that's okay.

Anonymous said...

Why would they use it against you?

sdock10 said...

You know how people are. They want to be mean and say hurtful things. I just expect it.

The ones that come on and tell me how pathetic my life is and that all I do is whine.

gnothi seauton said...

* puff of smoke *

Your poem was beautiful Socky :)

* puff of smoke *

sdock10 said...

Hi GS! Thank you!

Mustard, I know. I'm trying to get it out on paper. I can't let it continue to kill me from the inside.

Anonymous said...

Sdock, we're about to get cut off.

Blogger's having a scheduled shut-down for something.

I'll get on AIM if it'll work for me.

Anonymous said...

Or not.

Weird.

Anonymous said...

Are we back up?

sdock10 said...

Uhuh...I think so.

sdock10 said...

I want a poem about the slaw ass princess!

Anonymous said...

Yes, no, maybe?

Anonymous said...

And we are!

Anonymous said...

Anyone around?

sdock10 said...

PPU, I forgot......damnit!

I &heart;s'd you yesterday too!