What I want to know is this....
If I commit homicide today, is lack lack of sleep a good criminal defense at trial?
Like temporary insanity....I mean, come on, they don't have to know that I am out of my head all the meffin' time. Do they?
*sigh*
Keep me away from...sharp objects, blunt objects, objects that are easily thrown, people, the telephone, and all things irritating and I should be okay today.
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
Happy Meffin' Monday, BlogBelieve!
PPU, I ♥ you even through the madness and chaos of what is my messed up life!
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its fimble, botch
and with that, i take my leave
have a jappy monday and chin up me ole matey
bye
Fimble Venoms Sock Star, You rock my world!
Well, you have lack of sleep as an excuse so what's mine?
Pure evilness?
Yes.
Have a great day BlogBelieve!
Porch, I ♥ you like thiiiiiiiiiiis much.
PPU,
STFU, you badass unicorn. ^_~
Smok Star,
Maybe I am pure evil too!
Porchies, raise your hands if you believe Solly is pure evil!!
Anyone? Anyone?
Somehow, I think that's more believable in my case. O_o
Stalkin'
Walkin' in my big black boots.
Stalkin'
Walkin' in my big black boots.
Thank you, Solly. Now I will be rapping Ice Cube all day today.
You can do it put your back into it.
Jeez...
morning all!!
sorry i'm late!!
congrats fim!
*bangs head on porch post*
Uuuuuuuuuuuugh.
It's Monday? Shitriffic! :/
its fimble, botch
1st laugh of the morning, Fimble!
Try to have a good day! I'll see you all a bit later!
Hi, S&M. Are you doing well?
If you would tell Solly that I am thinking about her hardcore today, I would be forever grateful.
I most certainly will, PPU.
I'm doing okay. Just got a migraine and now my cd player is effed up. Again. I'm only able to listen to country music radio. >_<
I may just slit my wrists.
You okay?
Damn, PPU. Why do you go off and leave like that? >_<
Hope you are okay today! Don't be a strangericorn. O_o
That's a weird word.
OMG, I am listening to a song called "Redneck Yacht Club".
Not what I had in mind for a Monday morning.
I WANNA LISTEN TO SOME TBS OR MUSE!
>_<
Maybe you should purchase an Ipod too?
I'd love to! Better yet, maybe Solly should purchase one for the both of us! I like that idea better. ^_^
I wouldn't even know what to buy, PPU. I feel so.....dated. O_O
Everything is making me feel old today. Damn.
:( i can't get into Mayo's.
Am I the only one?
I haven't had a problem, Safe.
I know some people have problems 'getting in' here, though.
bump, and grind, and shake a shimmy shimmy.
is anybody home?
Depp - Grieco
Grieco - Depp
What you talking bout willis?
Depp. Definitely.
^_^
Hey Fim!
hello porch dwellers!!
how goes it??
arghhhhh, people.
i am doing my exam online, so i will be back in a few ok. whoop whoop
hope it's going well fim!!!!!!!
i have just finished it fasc, now i have to do another exam and write a paper out. would you like to do it for me?
did you know that it is 30% chance of rain today, here is sunny florida.
i bet you didnt
i'd love to do it for you fimmy!! whats it about?
fim tell me later. i've got to go!!
*hugs* to you!!
bye guys!
ohhh just when i get back from me tea, you leave. and there is nobody out there.
Helloooooo porch pals! How you all is doing today?
For April Fool's tomorrow, we should stage a huge fake fight amongst us, ending in a murder. Heeeee.
So who's the murderer and who's the victim?
O_O
*Micheal Myers music
WHAT?
just like your marraige to rw, oh and the sex honeymoon tape. ;)
OOoo!
I wanna be in on that.
I'll be in the study with the rope, and Sdock is my accomplice. ;)
Well, heeey!
Yup, we could all do it. Like we could just start a fight or something when we get home from work, something really stupid, with each other and just let it escalate until it's ridiculous. THEN! We all storm out of the blog and do the "I AM LEAVING FOREVER!!!!!!1111" thing.
Then the others can be like, "Don't let her get away!" and later on drag whoever's dead body back into the blog.
But we should start it off like it's serious.
OMG that would be so hilarious.
And the most unlikely people would be hating on each other, how funny would that be? I wonder how many people would believe we were really fighting, up until the murder? O_O
Not that I care, well, I kinda do :/, but what happens if all of a sudden it turns off serious and we get an Anon attack?
Anon attacks are never serious. ;D We could either ignore them or make them part of the story.
Haha!
It will be way funny if we can do it!
It'll be like, "Wait! WHOA!......O_o......O_O................>_<.....Wha?"
Kinda like that, you know? ;)
a part of me thinks this will be not a good idea. ijust think the place doesnt need more drame, get me? i know its just a laugh but not all, but most of the mean anons are teenies and i dont think they will grasp it. look at lm ffs. lol
Hey Fimble-Botch! ;)
You made me laugh this morning, and I thank you.
Wassup, Porchies?
dont say damn. its a bad word ohhhhhhhhhhh
welcome home solly,
*dances around to the tune of 'im to sexy for my shirt'*
*tackles you both*
Hey, Sdock! Hey again, Fim!
hey there slash, i am working on my tests so i am here, there and everywhere.
whats crackin up in ya grill
My dude bought a new tv today, so I am supposed to drop everything and help him hook the shit up...WTF???? I don't see tv installer next to my list of credentias...just plug the fucker up and go.
Errrrrrrr....hey Fim, Hey Mustard!
You do not know this dude...seriously. I thought I liked to complicate shit...uh no..he has me beat on that end.
Guess what I got in the mail today?
Okay, give up?
LEATHERMOUTH!! My shirt!
whats crackin up in ya grill
Ain't nuttin' crackin' up in mah griiiil 'cept for ole Bert! ;)
Sorry to love you then drop you on your head, but I gotta head out. Again >_<. I'll see you both, hopefully, when I return!
AWESOME!!!
You should wear it for eternity and never wash it!
Hi everyone, how are you all tonight?
HELLO, HELLO, hello hello *echo, echo, echo*
*moves to dodge passing tumbleweed*
well, finished me exam and heck i have to finish me paper but i dont know what topic. bloody heck i hate classes.
hello everyone, anybody home?
solly, make me some tea. i am hungry and i could eat a sunday roast. can you make me a sunday roast?
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Hello people are here.
How are you guys tonight?
solly, am sorry. i will miss you tonight but heck, do something for yourself ok. its all about the solly tonight ok.
tell him fim is on a wim and gonna kick him in the shin.
;)
anon, are you itchy tonight?
hello miss t
my back boobs are itchy.
feeling homesick?
Hi Fim sweetie, how are you?
How did your exam go?
Back boobs?
very strange.
what are back boobs?
is that question to me?
and hello miss t. exam was ok, i didnt understand how they worded the questions but heck i tried it.
how was the sea
*runs in to snog MissT*
Wassup botches? I can sneak a little chat with youz!
Niiiiiiiiiiiice, Comment# 69!
Hey you guys, I used to have a license plate that was
FR69C!
For realz! I was registering for a hotel room one time and the guy was like...is that your real license plate and I was like yeah and he was like how did you get that and I was like uh cuz I work for the state!! Jealous much? Fuck yes!
oh anon, back boobs will be tricky dicky.
remember last night when i told you to bend a metal clothe hanger to make it into a scratcher? well do that but make two. one into a hook to lift up the roll of fat and the other to itch.
oh and maybe wash there as well because you dont want to get it sweaty and make it get infected.
solly, yay you come to talk. how was worky, did you say fuck today?
*snogs solly back and ruffles her hair*
Hi fimmy, I'm sure you'll have done great on your exam.
The sea was lovely. I collected some pebbles and stones that I went and put on dad's grave today.
Anon, I'm so sorry that your back boobs are itchy. That is a travesty.
oh that was a nice thing to do misst. you have been missed around here, but i am sure you have had a ton of emails.
anything sexciting and far out happen lately?
Aw thanks fimmy sweetie. I missed you too while I was gone.
Nothing totally sexciting happening. pretty boring really. I'll shut up now before I send myself to sleep ha ha!
Cool number plate Solly. When he asked you how you got it, you should have said something shocking like you had to give the mayor a blowjob ha ha ha!
Gotta go eat my supper I just cooked...be back later.
I will.. I will... I will..!!
see you in a bit solly.
See you later solly. Of course I will take you with me.
You might end up a bit sandy though.
i am going making me tea, i am hungry again. catch you in a bit ok.
wont be long
xx
See you later fimmy.
I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi again.
Goodnight everyone. Time for bed.
hey miss t. what ya doing?
bugger.
nighty night miss t. sweet dreams.
is there anybody out there?
Hey everyone!
If you've got some time, can you please make your way over to my blog and read my latest post and answer the questions?
It would be greatly appreciated!
Thanks so much Blog Believe!
where is everyone?
little bo peep has lost her sheep!
BACK!
How are we doing?
i am great, just poppin along.
how are you, anythign interesting going on?
Guess what I got in the mail today?
Okay, give up?
LEATHERMOUTH!! My shirt!
See, now this shit is just wrong. So meffin' wrong it ain't even funny.
FRANK IERO IS DOING THIS SHIT TO ME ON PURPOSE! I SWEAR TO GOD!
Ok, so maybe not but DAAAAAAAAMMMMN!
No freakin' fair.
Hey errbody!
hey princess.
and i got am email from him today to so maybe your is lost and will come tomorrow
Awwwwwww. Bless him. He tries but it's hard to keep a princess happy. ^_~
Maybe it'll come tomorrow. Now I gots something to look forward to!
YAY!
My head still hurts. BOOOO!
have you had pills?
how come your working later at work lately?
Yeah, I gots a pill that I have to take but it's already worn off and that was the last one I had. So now I just have to wait.
My stupid employer have us working until 8PM on Mondays now. We get to leave at 2PM one day a week to offset that.
It sucks bigtime.
oh, sorry bout that. do you want me to come and kick their arse''s. i totally would ya know :)
oh and guess where i swas on sunday.
in the middle of te speed way. i thought of you all the time. it was the old car show and we went to see it. that race track is one big meffer.
I know you would. ^_^
It is big, isn't it? I couldn't believe how huge it is. It's really something to see, even if you don't get into racing.
yeh, i was going to take pics and a video but i forgot my camera. next time if there is one, i will and totally give it to you. just because i am lame liek that hahahaha.
so is lhm feeling any beter?
Oh, you should see him. He's bouncing from the couch to the chair and back to the couch.
WWE Monday Night Raw is on. O_O
I can't believe I used to watch this shit.
It can be funny though.
i used to watch WWF. me and my brothers used to watch it then they used to try and do the tricks on me. i knocked myself out so many times.
Solly and I would get fighting mad if someone tried to tell us it was fake.
Oh! HELL NO! ^_^
Well, I think I'm gonna go to bed early tonight or at least try to.
Sweet dreams, Fim!
XOXO,
S&V20
nighty night princess. sweet dreams of me.
now i am all alone in here. is there anybody out there?
hello?
anybody out on the porch?
well, nighty night anybody who is here. have sweet dreams.
xxx
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