and because I am totally still awake.
Not that I have bothered trying to sleep.
So it's Monday and I can now post a new blog and....
p.s. Like my name in blue?
Eff yes you do!
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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
Weaver Girl said:
At our backs the castle door,
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
others feel free to ignore
this extension of extended metaphor
On the porch swings where we sit,
quick of tongue and fleet of wit
games and poems to submit
Open books in open hands,
poetry from other lands,
lyrics from our favorite bands
A telling word, a single note,
and meaning in a random quote:
significance of what we wrote
Different cultures and aesthetic,
for this we're not apologetic!
We are just beyond poetic!
Killers, X Files, Broken Bride
never are these words denied,
here they often all collide
from the early light of dawn,
as we used to, still wait on
the random poetry anons
Jack White, movies, TBS,
have you wisdom to profess?
Here, the answer's always "Yes"
Here we play, by words transfixed,
Haiku and pop culture mixed,
nothing broken, nothing fixed
Here is truth and here's creation
joy and horror, pain, elation,
in a story, small salvation
And here is laughter, here we're free
to be whatever we may be
and though others may disagree,
we greet the castle, greet its lord
and do so of our own accord
and shun the frothing, rabid horde
Be it known I'd so much rather
read my friends and all their "blather,"
on the porch here, where we gather.
Go With The Flow
This River Is Wild
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
Leaves are falling down
On the beautiful ground
I heard a story from the man in red
He said the leaves are falling down
Such a beautiful sound so I think you
Son, I think you better go ahead
But you always hold your head up high
Cause it's a long, long, long way down
This town was meant for passing through
But it ain't nothing new
Now go and show them
That the world stayed round
But it's a long, long, long way down
You better run for the hills before they burn
Listen to the sound of the world
And watch it turn
I just want to show you what I know
And catch you when the current lets you go
Or should I just get along with myself
I never did get along with everybody else
I've been trying hard to do what's right
But you know I could stay here all night
And watch the clouds fall from the sky
This river is wild
This river is wild
The Killers
The Switch & The Spur
any poor souls
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
who trespass against us
Whether it be beast or man
Will suffer the bite
or be stung dead on sight
By those who inhabit this land
For theirs is the power
And this is their kingdom
as sure as the sun does burn
So enter this path
but heed these four words...
......you shall never return.
The Raconteurs
149 comments:
Whooooa!!
Suck it up FASC!!!!
Not really ^_~
*leaves a hug for FASC*
Solly in Jolly Blue, what are doing up????
*you
I'm so excited I'm dropping my words all over DM like a kid with too many sweets.
I'm guessing Solly-Socky has slipped off to bed.
It was waaaaaayyy past your bedtime young lady anyway.
Erghh, internet conscience is home.
Later!
*waves*
Suck it up FASC!!!!
i love you too PP!!
congratulations on your win. obviously the fact that solly couldn't sleep RUINED my chances of winning didn't it!!
have good mondays everyone!
bloody hell, wtf
i woke up earlytrying to be #1
oh well
*waves to pp ^^*
right, i am sat down watching teletubbies with the tornado and eating cheerios. need to get ready for class. yay me lol
see you all later
xx
Now, see...this is just wrong, Solly.
Argghhhh! I hate friggin' Monday!
Hello to errbody! And goodbye!
See you all later!
I'm sorry. I couldn't sleep. Then when I did, I had this dream that this woman was trying to break into my house and I couldn't get the police to do anything about it. Niiiiiiiiice!!
Porchies,
I hope you all have a lovely day. Enjoy each other's company. Make each other laugh and smile and feel loved.
See ya after 5.
I ♥ you all, but especially I ♥ PPU!
Scorpio (10/23-11/21)Your ego will help you leap right into a challenge today with a positive attitude.
We're never lacking in the ego department, right PPU? ^_~
Have a great day porch people and unicorns!
XOXO,
S&V20
Your ego will help you leap right into a challenge today with a positive attitude.
Or right into a brick wall. ;)
Um, I'm thinking I'm gonna stay out of Mayo's for a few days. I kinda get the feeling it's gonna get a bit hairy.
I'll see you all later! Have a good St. Patrick's Day (I'm purposely wearing red, and I'll be damned if anyone pinches me because of it), and a super-fantastic-unbelievably awesome Monday in general!
*is coniving*
Yo, PPU. I put green dye in your horse shampoo this morning. Guess you're not so purple anymore. ;)
I hope you all have a lovely day. Enjoy each other's company. Make each other laugh and smile and feel loved.
Wishing the same for you too, Solly =)
FS, you were up early!
Heh heh. Not early enough this time though.
By the way, you wouldn't happen to know anything about the monkeys that dropped on me at Mayo's would you?
Argghhhh! I hate friggin' Monday!
Now, now, with an Irish accent please, Smok. It's St Patrick's day.
Repeat...
I hate feckin' Monday!
Feck! Feck! Feck!
Have a good one everyone. 'Night
I hate feckin' Monday! ^_^
Oooooh, PPU iz green!!!!!!
Bwahahahaha! I'm gonna pinch you anyway, Pretty Green Unicorn.
*pinch
Don't think you're gonna get by me either, Mustard.
*pinch, pinch
Hello porch birds! Gotta run, forgot I had an appointment. O_O
SMOK SMOK SMOK SMOK SMOK SMOK SMOK
lovin the new name. i am bored today so i am going to take a few picture and give them to you as a present. i hope you like them.
shalla shalla shalla, shimmy shimmy shake shake
PP - i know of no such thing missy. i never new about the plastic monkeys
*smirks behind hand and sway's side to side looking all innocent*
honest, i didnt
^Yes you did. ;)
I defied the laws of St. Patty's Day, save for one lone soul. Lookin' at you Mrs. Venom!
I didn't get peeeeeeenched.
Have a lovely day Porchies!
♥
slash, dont go starting rumors now. i am totally angelic. so so innocent
you to nimalina
have a lovely day
xxx
hiya porchies!
just a brief pop in to say hello!
we all good??
i am top of the mornin fasc. i hope you are feeling better
i am off for a bit now so have a great evening hun
xxx
thankies fim!
hangover all gone and i'm feeling super duper!!
Ooooh, Solly, I LIKE your blue name! It's easier to say than "sockdock"
[also is NOT wearing green today. One person at work actually made an attemt to pinch me and my glare >:( made them re-think their lame-ass decision]
Well, it was either the glare or the threat of a swift kick in the head that stopped them.
Today, Bert says to just GO FOR IT! ^_^
PPU....WHERE ARE YOU?
WE GOT LOTS OF STUFF TO DO!
IN FACT, I REALLY WANT TO JUST PINCH YOU!
MWAH!
13 MINUTES!!!
OBVIOUSLY, I MEAN 12 MINUTES!!!
hi guys!!
how we doing!
mayos is in black!! i just mean alot of the anons and no regs!
it aint right! it's like early mayo posts when alot were anons and only a few blue names. me wanna see the blue!!
Hello, FASC!
hi mustard!!!
how are you doing??
its been a funny old day hasn't it?!
Yah, from what I can see it has!
Not really in the mood to join in at Mayo's right now.
Just gonna sit here and wait for it to die down.
How are ya?
it smells like corn beef and cabbage in here.
I know.
I just don't try anymore. I can't be there when all of that is going down.
You have my support though!
it smells like corn beef and cabbage in here.
"It's not us!"
;)
WHAT'S UP???
I FEEL LIKE YELLING!
AHHHHH!
DO. NOT. 'NEAK UP ON ME.
Hey!!!
I totally had corn beef and cabbage last week. Maybe I forgot to toss it out. Niiiiiiiice!
*waves to Princess Smoke who is still working*
I had a superbadass day at work. 2 peeps totally hung up on me!!
I had a superbadass day at work. 2 peeps totally hung up on me!!
Aw, I guess they just weren't in the mood to hear a nice voice today.
:)
Mustard,
How did I 'neak up on you? I was totally yelling from like waaaaaaaaay over there!!
Take the freakin' ipod out of your ears for goodness sakes.
Nuh-uh.
Ain't gonna fuckin' happen! ;)
I did see you from waaaaay over there, but you were up on me 'fore I knew it.
Yeah, I was totally not being mean....just trying to 'splain some stuff to them and they did not like my 'splanation, so they hung on me...it was all like CLICK! And I was oh no you didn't....and then I was like...what did I do?
You got to always be lookin for me Mustard. I am in stealth mode like 99% of the time.
And I was oh no you didn't....and then I was like...what did I do?
Ten to one you said it in a high-pitched tone, too. ;)
(I NEED MY LOTMS BACK!)
Totally...totally? Yeah totally!
I am going to feed my dogs!!
Did you know that they were elitist dogs??
Ooo, no! I did not know that, Sdock.
They deserve the best treatment, you know? Like, the canine equivalent of Filet Mignon.
hey solly ignore the shit over there!!
i have to go now but i'll be back tomorrow.
OBVIOUSLY!!!
take care everyone.
love to all.
See ya later, FASC!
Have a great evening.
Here's what I don't get.
Everyone, everyone, has the URL to here. It isn't like this is a secret club where you have to know the password.
I've invited people at Mayo's, who don't normally stop by here, to come chat with us when we have our discussions that we enjoy so much.
I just can't believe DM's is being held against us as some sort of elitist clique, yet again. I don't get it.
MOOOOOOTTTHHHERRR F*********cckker!
^__^
YHUS!
I was just listening to "8th Grade," too!
I loves me some foul language!
Welcome back, Sdock. :)
Thanks, Mustard.
Oh my GOD, this sucks so bad. I get blamed and I'm still the bad person here. I am so sick of this.
I am, too.
I'm tired of everyone getting the runaround.
Mustard,
Seriously....why me? What have I done to these people?
You haven't done a damn thing, Sdock.
I don't get it. I can't wrap my head around it.
We stay here and mind our own because that's what we got used to for so long. Like you said at Mayo's, we were unable to get in there. And for me, I feel much more comfortable talking here than I do at Mayo's.
Secondly, regarding the accusations involving you and PPU, there's nothing to be said. You know that you didn't do it. We all know PPU couldn't have done it as they never sign in. And now it's come down to who supported whom? That's crazy-talk.
Know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but it sucks, because I am not that person they are making me out to be. And I don't know how to defend myself. Nothing I say matters. They're calling me a pretender? Did they stop for a second and think how much it hurt to be accused by people I thought were my friends? Did they care when all of us were shut out Mayo's?
Well, it seems things have calmed down over there. I guess I should stay away.
And nothing I say will help either. By defending, I will only make things worse and add fuel to the fire. You know how I feel.
Did they stop for a second and think how much it hurt to be accused by people I thought were my friends?
No, they probably did not. And, in a way, it's hypocritical.
Did they care when all of us were shut out Mayo's?
Again, they probably didn't. But, we do know that we all tried our best to do everything we could to get back in there, but nothing worked. Some people did care, but probably not all.
Donot stay away, I miss you
I miss PPU.
No, you don't stay away if you have something to say.
If you're not feeling it tonight, wait it out. I had to do that myself when all of my shit happened. I don't like dramatic situations. I stay as far away as possible. Only when I think the coast is clear will I tread softly on already broken ground.
Yeah, I kinda missed seeing that one-horned ass ;) today.
I miss PPU more for you.
Thanks, Anon.
You are my light
You are my soul
You are the twinkle that goes in my hose
Please donot stay away, I will miss you.
Come back and talk.
Hello, I've just caught up at mayos.
BLIMEY!
How is everyone today?
Awwwh, thank you. I might need to do what Mustard said and wait for it to cool down over there. I don't want it where people can't even talk.
Mustard,
Be honest...did my blog creep you out?
MissT! Really, you have no idea how good it is to hear your words.
It's not so good. Actually it's kinda bad. I hope you're okay! How's things?
MissT,
I am so happy to see you!! How are you today?
It did not creep me out. It did, however, shock me, but all of your blogs do. They way you tell a story always makes me drop my jaw.
But, the actual matter of the story did not creep me out.
Why?
No, I didn't.
Nevermind!
I don't know. I felt kind of weird about the whole thing last night. Like maybe I shouldn't have posted it. But the thought came to me last week and I had to...I just kept going back to the same thought.
You shouldn't have felt weird about it. Why would you have felt weird in the first place? It was your thoughts. It looks like they needed to come out, you know?
Hi solly, Hi mustard.
I'm good guys.
I've been catching up and blimey doesn't it all happen when I'm not here.
I dread to tihnk what I will come back to when I go away next week.
One thing I do know is that I will miss you all like hell.
Like maybe that was too deep and dark and should have stayed hidden inside....maybe there are some things that shouldnt be talked about.
I gots one hour and six minutes to go!
MissT,
I don't want to think about that. I don't want to think about how much I will miss you. I want to think about how happy you are going to be when this all works out for you!!
Hey Smoke,
Get back to work!
MissT?! Why are you leaving us for a week? Where are you traveling to?
Like maybe that was too deep and dark and should have stayed hidden inside....maybe there are some things that shouldnt be talked about.
Well, I respect and admire you for releasing them, I know that. I tend to keep my darkest ones locked up tight, bury the key, and let them sit there and collect cobwebs.
But, if you can let go of them, I think it's better to.
Damn, haven't I done enough? >_<
S.M.O.K
S.T.F.U
;)
Love and hugs, Smoke!
Okay, Smoke! You don't have to work anymore!
Tell them to eff off!
OOOOooooh, I am about to make pina coladas!!!
Niiiiiiiiiice!
Mmmmmmmm...
Solly, mustard, I am off for a little break to the seaside with my mum and sis. We are gonna be staying in one of those posh big caravans.
We are going to briddlington. We go there every July18th the anniversary that my dad died cos we scattered some of his ashes there.
It is a lovely place. They have great fish and chips hee hee. I love feeding the seagulls, they love doughnuts.
We go next monday and come back next friday night. Not too long but a lifetime on the blogs.
I will be annoying you guys when I get back cos I won't be arsed to read back all those days. I'll be all "what'd I miss, what'd I miss" and you will get fed up of telling me.
MissT? Are you leaving to go take care of stuff for your teaching?
'Cause that's totalllllly awesooooome!
You will be extra proud of me because it's just the mix! No alcohol at all!
Much better that way! I think.
Ooo!
Sounds like fun, MissT! We will give you the dirty scoop when you return.
Glad we still have a week with ya!
Thanks you guys. I will be so thinking about you when I'm gone.
*dreamily* I wonder what the guys are getting up to on the porch tonight?
OOoohh my Solly Colada is so super thick....i might need a spoon to eat it!
You're making me want ice cream! Stop! :)
Hey dudes? I'll be back in thirty minutes. Don't love on each other too much while I'm gone, okay?
Oh my Gawwsh it is so so good!
Hey, I am going to take a bath and sip on my Solly Colada! I will be back in 30 to 45 mins!
You two guys are sneaking off together to have a love in.
Oh well, I shall be here when you get back.
TOOT TOOT (that was for Fimmy)
How are you all Porchies?
Solly, hope you enjoy a nice soak in the bath.
Hey Splash and Miss T! It's warmer on the porch than in Mayo's!
Did he spring for patio heaters or what?
Hi beany baby. It's snuggy warm tonight.
Warm enough for a streak through the blogs? *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
*whips off kecks*
I'm ready when you are.
bloody hell, you don't need much encouragement do you?
*whips off PJ's*
Ha ha ha!
OK grab my hand. After three.
1 2 3
RUN!!!!!!!!
OMG! I GOTS FOUR MINUTES LEFT!
I IS GETTING SEXCITED! YAY!!!
Woohoo, gets sexcited for smoke.
Run Smok run, run to freedom!!!!
hey guys.
i wanted to leave this for solly. i hope you like it, it is charlotte's.
Hi Fim, how is the little drunk doing?
Has she managed to get into the drinks cabinet yet?
this is for smok star. i know i am totally sad but i was meaning to do it for so long. i have to find more pics that mean things to others.
hope you like it
oh and i recieved that tiara on my 18th birthday. i even placed it on the ppu head and took a pic of that. just yell if you wanna see that one.
oh and charlotte dressed up as a princess today. she looked so cute, i have pics of her in that too
i am keeping an eye out for her misst. i am trying but you know what happens when she needs her next fix. lol
LOL fim, they start so young these days.
totally, next she will be pestering me for a trolly of love.
Ha ha ha ha You can take the girl out of manchester but you can't take manchester out of the girl.
You are the twinkle that goes in my hose
You just have a way with words, so flattering. *rolls eyes*
iye, whats funny is that she is american hahaha well half and half.
i must rubb off on her. but saying that, i am innocent and i never drink and get in the trolly of love ;)
Anybody can roll their eyes
*rolls eyes*
Of course fim, you are pureness personified.
totally, me sheffy wag and dont you ever forget it
so wats new?
Nowt at the mo fimmy. What's new with you?
Anon, I can roll my eyes but I can't roll my R's. My tongue just won't co-operate.
where is solly and smok and slash
hahahaha, thats funny sheffy
nothing new, just same old really.
family friends came on a family holiday so i saw them for a weekend. it was nice and i got to laugh with my friend who i new through all of the schools.
Fimble,
You rock so fucking hard. I love you! Thank's my unicorn. It's so purdy!!
Gotta go wash some dishes and then I will be back!
We're in Georgia. I don't know where Splash is!
lol solly, and i hope you treasure that picture for ever. it took me ages to upload. dont let it get lost. ;)
Hi again solly. Are you all washed and squeeky clean?
scrub those plates. work that arm, come on solly. get some spit going. make it shine
I'm squeaky but not I have to work on the dishes!!
Fimble, I have already saved it to my puter.
Niiiiiice!
BRB!
okey dokey. have fun
god you must have a lot of dishes woman
LOL fim.
well, i posted that at the same time she posted in mayos. spooky cos i must have felt her
;)
Spooky fim we shall call you from now on.
Being a man u fan, you scare me already.
why, because we are the best.
to right we are.
united
united
united
united
COME ON YOU SPURS!!!!!
dirt ^^
lmfao, :)
Sorry what was that fim, I was just polishing the carling cup.
Have you won anything yet this year?
no but look where we are in the table. think about all the cups we won, think about the treble. just think botch.
united
united
united
Ignores fim and goes back to polishing silverware.
I can't hear you. the ting from this silver is so melodic.
thats the only thing you will win ho bag. suck it botch
oh and seriously, you should turn red. its the best for both worlds
Red doesn't suit me fim. I am strictly lilly white.
yeh right, white is the sign of innocence and you my sheffy wag are far from it.
I'll have you know I am angelic sweetie.
I glow with an inner light.
What is this crack of which you speak?
Is it a mancunian thing?
I am too innocent to know of this sunbstance.
*coughbullshitcough*
Oh such bitterness in one so young.
Is this something they teach you in manchester schools?
*sniggers behind hand*
ohhhh noooo you dint. take that back botch. ohhhh
with that i will take my leave. i am tired and i have class in morn.
nighty night and sweet dreams
xxxx
united rule
Goodnight my mancy babe.
Sweet red dreams.
xx
LOL K, you cheered me up.
I swear MissT, I had it all worked out in my head. Then I went to type it and I was like, "Duh. I like pancakes."
LOL, writers block. Strikes at the most inoppertune times.
I'm sure the pancakes story would have been good though ^-^
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