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Home of the Porchies, the Sluts, those afflicted with Smaw Poese, the lonely bitter Hags, the Homie Ho's, the ubiquitous and somewhat cantankerous Unicorn, and anyone else who feels like an outcast from time to time.
164 comments:
Me whoopie!
Apologies for the following:
*covers Kass's eyes*
Bugger Bollocks Bananas Sh#t F@#k
Bloody hell >_<
I'm not finishing this story. ;)
Morning!
I Slowly Pulled Back The Covers.....
And I that's when I saw you. Just who the hell are you anyway??? And why are you in my bed????
O_O
Ok, so lose the "I" in that sentence.
Damn. It's too early for me to be trying this.
Toodles peeps!
I don't like, I don't like, I dont't like Mondays.
Even my spelling sucks on Mondays.
Everything sucks on Mondays. >.<
http://aconsumedrink.blogspot.com/2008_02_01_archive.html#4193392729930794797
Nutball much????
PPU!!!
You feeling better today? Where you be?
I'm just assuming you didn't feel like your normal misbehaving self this weekend.
I left you a prezzie for Anti-Valentine's Day! You'll have to go check it out. ^_^
Alright...I'm off again!
I am doing well, Princess. Thank you for asking.
So, you want to beat me with a stick? That is not very nice.
Awww, but see, I found something else to take my frustrations out on besides you!
See!?!?!?
I'm glad you are okay today. ^_^
And Fimble, wherever you are....
That would not be a 'rhythm stick'. O_O
Aw, seriously. Fimble owned with the 'rhythm stick' comment. That was so cool.
That day was a good day. We were trying so hard not to be dirty, then Fimble walks into Mayo's with her "innocent" dirty birdiness, and she effed us all up ;)
Mustard misses Fimble, too. And SisterM, and Paperheart, and Jade, and Lolita, and AIP, and lots of others.
Ditto.
Where the hell is Sister Midnite anyway??????
I dunno.
I've been harassing her at her blog, but so far, nothing from her.
I hope she's okay. She had me really worried with her "goodbye."
:/
I know! Then she took her boot pic down. I miss her.
I just took a bite of cold pizza and it had a hair on it. O_O
I'm not sure it was mine either.
YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I'm done for the day.
O_O
FIMBLE STAR.
I'M WATCHING YOU LURK DM.
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
O_o
Fimble,
You are soooo dirty. You Dirty Daytona girl, you. ^_~
Tony got in a fight this past weekend. Literally. He punched some guy.
Makes me want to squeeze him that much harder. ^_^
hey princess, just to let you know my sister in law got into the pit area at the 500 race and was stood right next to the winner. she was taking pics and everything. she even got a hat from some of them.
catch you laters
and me lurk? how dare you. i am to much of a lady for that
I AM SOOO JEEELLLLUUZZZ!!!!
For real.
PPU,
Where'd you go? You crazy bizzy today?
"I slowly pulled back the covers....."
And Mayo's "life force" was all over the sheets again.
Oh no you didn't. O_O
*barfs*
That was funny, but not a mental image I want.
See you around!
I'm sooo effin' bored!
GRRRRR!!!
Come help me make sense of the Anonymous folks at Mayo's.
I dun't geddit O_o
Uhhh, I think I'm safer out here. I don't wanna read Gerbert porn.
O_O
To the anon who posted that rubbish at Mayo's, YOU FAIL AT LIFE.
That's so wrong, on so many levels.
He is someones son, someones brother, someones partner.
Total disrespect.
Tell me about it.
I initially meant with the whole Lion/Christian thing (which I still don't get), but I'm staying out of that mess until it clears.
I really and truthfully don't understand how, first of all, anyone could write something like that, and secondly, how they can respect themselves and, in this case, Bert and Gerard.
It's just nauseating to me.
Sorry, MIB
That anon comment was by me. I logged out accidently.
I'm totally disgusted by that. And the sad thing is, whoever does that needs help.
Hello everyone, how are you?
Fimble sweetie. I am so glad to see you back. *huge hugs and kisses*
PPU, thank you so much for what you said at my blog. you are too kind.
Hey KD :)
I don't know what possesses people sometimes.
I really don't have any words, you know?
That was incredibly disrespectful.
Hey MissT!!!
Don't go to Mayo's and read stuff.
I guarantee you will not be impressed by the maturity level.
Hi mustard sweetie.
I've seen it. That's why I haven't commented there until Bella called out to me.
SDOOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!
Well, if I knew you were lurking, I'da said hey!
I know you would have mustard sweetie. I've not been here for long.
I replied to Bella's comment on my blog so she will have known I was around.
BOO! And now, I'm over here.
I'm like a magician or something.
PPU, I missed you today. I'm sending you extra kisses.
AHHHHHH!
Shit, don't scare me like that...even though I knew you were coming over here ;)
Heyya Mustard and MissT!
What are ya'll doing?
PPU, Are you here? Talk to me. I need you. I'm feeling quite on the the manic side of manic depression. And you know what that leads to....
Yo solly sweetie!!!!!
Hi to you KD, how are you sweetie?
Hey MIB, Miss T, Smoke & Sock :D
Some people really should consider how they would feel if someone wrote in that context about them.
So how'd ya'll like Mayo's latest?
I think that's what Elena and I get for asking him to get naked in the blog.
But you know me...I'm a dirty girl. I like that stuff. Sometimes it's all about the you know....
We're outside on the porch getting some much needed, fresh air :)
How are ya?
Hey KD!
I haven't talked to you in like forever it seems.
How are you?
MissT,
How are you today?
I'm typically ME, Mustard!
And today I am kind of digging myself a little bit...not much. Just a tiny bit.
I like it when I'm talking and talking and talking like this. I feel like I am putting on a show and everyone is watching.
Are you watching? Are you?
Stay tuned.....it's going to get worse before it gets better and then it will be really good.
I'm ok sdock. Kinda disappointed about something. Feeling let down.
O_O
*has eyes peeled*
Miss T, I just caught up with things. So glad you are back. Don't EVER go away again. You hear?
Socky, how have you been? I like your brand of slutty :) Remember this: there are people who think they're crazy, but are actually sane (you), and people think they're sane, but are actually crazy (lots)!
Me, I think Coheed and Cambria, pretty much summing up my mood.
Aw, I just pictured Frank's magic trick.
Tidbit:
The first time I watched LOTMS, I seriously sat and stared at the screen waiting for, like, a dove to fly out or sumthin'.
O_O
Thank you sooooooooo much KD. I shall try not to.
Sdock, same stuff as before not been resolved.
Heheheheheheheh!
It smells like the shit in here.
But not us.
I love LOTMS!
Hey guys, Don't leave. I gotta go feed my doggies. They're kinda hungry and stuff.
MissT,
Don't let it get you down. You have me. What more could you possibly want?
On second thought....
Don't answer that.
Thanks sdock but it does get me down.
I thought I had some friends here but my being upset has seemed to annoy them and I am once again being ignored.
I'm sorry but it makes me cry.
Of course it does....but you can cry and be sad about it with me.
And know that I will never ever hurt you like that.
You're safe with me.
I think....just don't let me wander off.
Or play with sharp objects.
Miss T,
You are never ignored. If people do not respond it's either they are not sure what to say, or they are listening to you. Venting is a good thing.
I get the feeling that you do not feel very important. Well YOU ARE!!!
Sometimes, you have to scream out LISTEN TO ME!
That'll get attention for sure, but remember you are not being ignored.
Thank you sdock sweetie.
You too KD, but believe me I KNOW I am being ignored by certain individuals and I won't pretend that it doesn't hurt.
I'm not naming names cos I'm not like that.
Miss T,
Thanks sweetie. I would never deny your feelings. If these people are ignoring you, do you really require their attention?
Is your time worth it? It really is their loss, not to interact with you. Which brings me to my other point, yes it does hurt, no one enjoys being excluded, but you should focus on those that give you support.
MissT,
I won't ignore you...ever.
I'm slow replying sometimes, but that's cause I live in the backwoods.
I love YOU!!
Thank you you two. your kindness makes me cry.
...Come here Miss T and let me give you a big hug!
PIease, do not apologize for the way you feel, your feelings are valid.
Try to focus on the positive, and don't run away :)
I'm not gonna run away from you guys cos when I did that, so many of you (sdock, over and over) let me know that I am wanted here.
You guys are amazing.
Ok, so I hate to bring it up again but that shit at Mayo's today just made me want to hurl.
More so than the hair on my pizza.
O_O
Yuck.
MissT,
Are we going to swing or sit in the corner together?
Princess,
Why did you have hair on your pizza?
Sdock, the choice is yours.
S&V, did they charge more for the added hair what with it being an extra topping and all?
why did tony stewart punch kurt busch in the face?
because, kurt ate the last twinkie
jr rules
Anon:
That one didn't have a punch to it like the rest.
We need laughter, I tell you!
Hey dudettes!
MIB,
Maybe we need to talk about some skeezy rock dudes!
Coheed and Cambria are rocking my boat at the moment ;)
JR ANON!!!!!!!! GRRRRR!!
Solly, I don't know why but I think it belonged to that cute dude you said was working at the Pizza Hut. O_O
Yuckity-Yuck!
Jr Anon, I would really like to know your name. Just who the hell are you??????
Skeezy Ass Rock Dudes! Yes!!!
tony stewart is so fat his blood type is Ragu.
jr rules
>_<
That is just wrong. WRONG I SAY!
KD,
I am with you. Let's talk about shitty ass rock dudes from shitty ass rock bands.
Black leather, cigarettes, guy liner, boots, man smell, jeans.
Princess,
That little pizza chef was hawwwwwwwt. Sorry he left you a prezzie. Do you suppose he gave you some of his extra special sauce?
Jr Anon.....How does it feel to be a winner? I know you're not used to that feeling and all.
"How does it feel to be a winner? I know you're not used to that feeling and all."
Ooo, feisty.
Sdock10, were you upset when Mayo's Top Drawer referred to your tata's and referred to you as a blowup doll?
Extra special sauce?
EWWWWWWWWW!!!
Excuse me while I go vomit.
Bah, guyliner...leather, YUM ^_^
Anonymousesseseseses!!!
tony stewart is so fat he butters his toast with a paint roller.
jr rules
anon, really, how old are you?
Seriously, where are you getting these jokes from????
Obviously, Jokes for Dummies Smoke!
Anon,
You want my honest bullshit? It was kind of weird, but kind of nice. Kind of funny...Kind of scary. Kind of crossing the line, but not really. You know? Just the fact that they used my name was kind of odd.
But hey...I got a brand new nickname out of the deal...Solly Dolly...so it turned out okay.
Where has Mayo's Top Drawer been lately?
Besides, I talk about my ginormous teetahs way more than MTD ever did.
I don't get creeped out very easily.
Maybe I should.
Should I be?
^_^
Tony rules!
Smackdown! Beeeyooottchhhh!
KD,
You don't like girly guys with guyliner?
Oh my sweet jeezuhs, I be loving me some girly guys with guyliner.
Oh we forgot...
Sweat
Black Nailpolish
Greasy Hair
Belts
MTD kind of creeped me out a little. And it didn't even mention me like that. Just that they were writing me up for playing hooky which I wasn't!
Jeez.
O_O
Who are these people I wonder? O_o
Jr Anon,
Don't you have some Wranglers to sell or something?
Shouldn't you be busy memorizing your brand new numbers?
88?
WTF?
Jared Leto. ^_^
Totally.
Now if we're talking old skool....
Nikki Sixx. ^_^
I am feeling feisty tonight.
Or..wait...
is it drunk or horny?
I'm confused.
MissT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hellllllllp! I'm lost again.
Ewwww, not nikki sixx...he wasnt girly enough. he looked like a MAN with makeup. Now Bret Michaels....mmmmmmmmmmm
tony stewart is so fat, i had to take two trains and a bus to get on his good side.
how old am i, old enough to know that these are just jokey jokes for fun. try it sometime.
goodnight, jr rules
Ahhh. sock, Gone off guyliner at the moment. And belts, I'm not going there!
Anyway, gotta head off folks!
See you soon. Take care all!
(Miss T, stay put, okay?)
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(drools onself like Homer Simpson)
What about Mr. Rogers?
He always had that oily, slick hair, and those knock-off Converses.
That counts, right?
Is totally kidding.
Bret? Yuck. I've watched him tongue tooooo many nasty women here lately.
Bret Michaels?
How bout some Phil Lewis?
Fuck yes!
Jr Anon, YOU DO RULE...until the next race.
Oh, and anon, my funny bone works. Think of better ones next time :)
More guyliner!!!
http://www.local-flowers.com/Brandon_Flowers_TheKillers.jpg
OMG! Mustard!
I'll never look at Mr. Rogers the same way.
That man was so cool, wasn't he? He really was. I loved Mr. Rogers. ^_^
Mustard!!
I live in the land of Make Believe. What are you talking about?
I grew up with X the owl and King Friday and Queen Sarah, and Prince Tuesday, and Lady Elaine, and Henrietta Pussycat.
OH MY GAWWHD and when he played in that badass sandbox that was the best!
Mr. Brightside is very pretty. I never realized.
MissT!!!!!!!!!!!
I am dangerously wandering close to the sharp edge.
Where did you go?
im gonna go with a big YUCK on that one
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ragefoto/671354069/
I promise to stay put.
Thank you again KD sweetie.
Sdock, are you being naughty again? I might have to whup you silly with a glowstick.
And you can't forget Daniel the Lion that lived in the clock and always wore a watch. ^_^
And Ornitharinkus Anatinkus.
I know that is totally spelled wrong. O_O
Remember when he used to sit at his kitchen table and talk about stuff?!
I always thought that was cool.
did someone say GUYLINER?
I got your guyliner right here!!!!
http://sp3.fotologs.net/photo/19/30/71/halloweenxiero/1199291638_f.jpg
YES! And when he'd take you on trips to different places! It was soooo cool. He was pretty badass.
Anon,
I'm with you on the Phil Lewis thing. That was kinda yucky.
GAHHHH!
I remember that!
Anon,
That is guyliner perfection. X_X
I miss Mr. Rogers now. :(
I miss being little and not being responsible for shit.
I wanna be LHM. That kid has got it made in the shade. Cool punk rock kid with nothing to worry about for at least another five or six years.
Damn. I'm 30. That sucks.
Poor Phil Lewis....who gave him that hair? And he's gotten a tad bit older now, but he's still cute.
Mustard, Don't ya miss Mister Rogers? I do. OOOOOH Remember???? Mr. McPheely the Speedy Delivery guy? Fuck yes.
OMG! I can't believe I remember all this stuff!!!
Jeez, between Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers, I really miss being little now.
And my Barbies. :(
*wanders off glassy eyed not knowing what this convo is about*
MissT,
You come back here! Am I going to have to get some rope and tie you to me?
Fuck yes.
I must go take a bath. I need to go bathe in my own nastiness for a few mins. Sweeeeeeeet.
I bet my bath water taste like pina colada!
Who wants to taste?
Muahahah, I'm so special.
MissT, it's about a little bit of everything. Guyliner, children's shows and Barbies.
I miss Barbie.
MissT,
Um, where are you? And why can't I get drunk tonight? I am trying like so hard and failing miserably.
Story of my life.
Trying to fill a void with something...and something else...and something else...and so on...and so forth...and ooh here is something new let's try this....NOPE.
I'm here sdock.
I'm just wandering. I think maybe I do need to be tied to you sweetie.
Okay, MissT!
I suck at tying knots so do you want to do the honors.
Cuz I'm a little bit drunk right now and I might mess this up.
Tie yourself to me PLEASEEEEEEEEE! I don;t wantt to o lose you.
PPU is going to be so upset with me for druingmking aloenae. PPU i only do this because i am missing something and i dont knwo whwat it is. I cant find it. Ima lookign and looking and its not working. Its not helping me. Soemthing is missing. I just want to be numb.
I should at least finish what the fuck i started right?
There;s onl;y a liattle bit left.
I will. I will see it through til the end/
What the fuck am I going to eat for supper?
Does it amtter nooooooooooo
I am a fucking failure even at this. I cant even finish waht i starrted. I jsut spit vodka all over the kitchen. i will vomit before i finish.
WOOHOHOOOOO
way to fuc kinging go sdock solly. you are totally fawewsome
HELLO!
SollyWolly. Shut the eff up and go to bed! NOW DAMN YOU!
You'll regret it tomorrow if you don't!
I am here. No need to yell.
I'm cooking me a ham and cheese sandwich right now.
I'm good.
Just have a headache. That's all.
I have to write my note to MAYO before I leave. And I wanted Fimble to know I how much I love her.
I'm fine.
To the anon who posted that rubbish at Mayo's, YOU FAIL AT LIFE.
That's so wrong, on so many levels.
He is someones son, someones brother, someones partner.
Total disrespect.
Too right. He deserves to receive the same kind of respect he dishes out.
Here's a glowstick. Go to 'er.
Sdock is pissed again.
Being tied to a drunk person is a bit strange. All this weaving around is making me dizzy.
Wow, I am somewhat of a hypocrite.
Still, though.
I may hate the shit he pulls sometimes, but I don't have to agree with a person writing pornography about someone I still have a little bit of hope in.
MissT,
I am good. I promise. No more drinking tonight. I'm not drunk just a little fucked up is all.
Like I needed that.
Mustard,
I agree with you. I still have so much faith in him. I wish I had that faith in myself, but I don't.
Ooops! Was that you that wrote that anon comment, Mustard?
RW:
No, it wasn't me. What you quoted was what KD said, but I agree with it.
Sdock:
Answer truthfully. How many people do you know have faith in themselves?
Nothing but water and tylenol pms for Solly here on out.
Woo HOO!
No, it wasn't me. What you quoted was what KD said, but I agree with it.
Okay. I guess we can agree to disagree?
Mustard,
I don't know any...'cept maybe the Princess. She might have some faith in herself. She should. She's the strongest person I know.
RW:
Of course! I didn't mean anything bad by it at all. I just came to the realization that I was a bit hypocritical in my beliefs towards him. I don't know what makes this different :/
Sdock:
She is a mighty strong person. And a loving sister from the best I can tell. You're very lucky to have each other.
I bet somewhere deep inside of you there's some faith.
I bet it was planted by someone.
Of course! I didn't mean anything bad by it at all. I just came to the realization that I was a bit hypocritical in my beliefs towards him. I don't know what makes this different :/
Maybe because it was posted by an unknown person who was so obviously trying to stir up trouble. I just skipped over it.
Aw, I wish I could have skipped over it, but I was at Mayo's when it was posted.
I don't know. It just rubs me the wrong way. I really can't explain it.
Sdock, mustard, RW:
Can we have a group hug cos I'm feeling that way?
You too princess if you are still around.
Absolutely :)
*hugs you all*
Yes a group hug would be lovely.
I am sorry. I didn't mean to be this way tonight.
Awwww!!! GROUP HUG!!!!
Yay!!!
Alright, I'm going to get a nice princessy bath and primp.
See you guys tomorrow!
Love ya!
XOXO,
S&V20
G'nite, Princess!
Love you!
Oh no! I stepped away for a bit - did I miss the group hug??
:(
NOPE ;)
*tackles RW, Sdock, MissT, and Smoke 'cause she's not gone too far yet*
(((SQUEEZE!)))
Sdock:
I'm sorry I can't make it right for you. I wish I could help.
I can't wait to hear what you write to Mayo.
OMG!
TOO TIGHT!!! EYES BULGING!!!
;)
Thanks guys, I feel like such the manic fuck up tonight.
Why do I drink? It just makes me cry and feel worse.
That's okay, Sdock. I feel like a frosty bitch tonight!
*loosens hold on Mustard ever so slightly*
Why do I drink? It just makes me cry and feel worse.
Is this rhetorical? If not, I don't know.
Why do you?
Shower time, be back in a bit...
Thanks for the hugs everyone.
Goodnight princess.
sdock, I love you so much sweetie. Hold my hand.
mustard, are you in here?
MissT,
I am always holding your hand. Don't you forget that.
Mustard,
I don't know. I just always think it will be different.
It never is.
I am off tonight. Sorry to be such an idiot.
Love you ALL!
S
you are not an idiot and nighty night sd10, thank you.
xx
FUMBLE STIR,
I LOVE YOU!! I AM COMING TO KIDNAP YOU FOR SURE NOW!
'NITE ALL!
well come kidnapp me and we can run off to england. you can be a mancy bird like me
'Night, Sdock! :D
Goodnight sdock sweetie.
You are never an idiot, you are my saviour.
Yo fimmy my mancy babe.
I'm heading to bed now, so I shall say goodnight, Miss T, and anyone else who may still be around. Have a pleasant evening! :)
Goodnight RW, sweet dreams.
Ta, Miss T :) Have a good night!
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