Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Playing on the Porch

Sitting in the swing
Talking to my friends
Waiting for the host
To come and let us in



That was a most pitiful rhyme this early morning.



p.s. Looking for an elusive, perhaps mythical animal too.


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Kassiopeia said...

Way-hey!!

farawaysoclose said...

damn i was only 4 mins out!!!

i'll be sporting!......very well done young lady. hurrah!

Smoke said...

Damn you Socky!

Now we gotta start all over.

No more new posts until we see how far we can get without the pics.

Jeez.

Muwahahah! Sending up smoke signals today? Yeah, I bet you will.

Anonymous said...

Please post at Mayo's:

Mayo,

How are you this morning? Probably still sleeping. I didn't want to crawl out of my nice, warm bed this morning, but duty calls. Duty? Ok, not that dramatic, but I can pretend, right? It makes it seems much more fun and necessary that way.

So, I am hoping someone passes this note inside to you. I had stopped writing to you twice a day because of the Blogger issues and all, but now I figure what the hell. I miss doing it and maybe you miss reading the rabbling and bambling. Dude, I can do it 24/7. It's the one thing I seem to be spectabulous at doing.

Well it's already 7am, and I must go finish getting myself ready. I'll just stop bambling now and leave you with my hopes and wishes for the day.

Mayo, today, I hope that you, I, and everyone here all finish something we started and we are able to step back, admire it, and feel accomplished and satisfied.

Nice, huh? I rarely ever finish anything. I'm spastic.

Love to YOU Always,
S

p.s. See it through

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

hahahahaha. I just wrote to Mayo that I have a hard time finishing something....guess that earlier post remains unfinished now.

Damn, my expectations for the day are going to be hard to fulfill.

I'm sorry. Don't be mad. I just wanted to give a shout out to my anonymous friend.

sdock10 said...

Just wanted to say that I hope all of our family who lives in the midwest are safe and sound this morning. I just heard on the news that you guys might've had a pretty rough night.

Pickled Possum said...

Hi all.

sdock, I went to post for you over at mayo's but it isn't letting me this time!

It has never done that before.

Mayo's is giving me weird messages.

I'll give it another go soon.

Anonymous said...

I got it in for you sdock!

Pickled Possum said...

Excellent, Mya. I have no idea what the heck what happened with my attempt before.

So what went down in the midwest?

Pickled Possum said...

what happened...
*Tucks spare 'what' away for recycling later*

Anonymous said...

Tornadoes, PP. Killed at least 2 people.

That's terrible. It's January for cyring out loud!

Pickled Possum said...

Hi princess,
Oh heck, Elena is out that way isn't she?

Anonymous said...

I think so, and maybe Anima?

I'm not sure.

Pickled Possum said...

Hopefully we'll hear from them both at some stage today. Fingers crossed for them and any others.

sdock,
I left a trap for that unicorn and I think it scuttled around it.

It's a smart one. But we knew that.

Anonymous said...

Tornadoes, wtf? Everyone okay? Have we heard from everyone out there today?

Anonymous said...

Nope, not yet, K.

Haven't heard from hardly anyone this morning.

Anonymous said...

Good morning Porch family :)


I'll sixth it and say the same. I hope you're all well. Be safe out there.


Not going to be around much today, but I will definitely be back tonight, all permiting.

Love.
Mustard

sister midnite said...

Hi all!

I won't be here much, either... at least not until the PM. Just wanted to stop in and see if everyone was okay.

Midwesternerss, please let us know you're okay?

ELENA?
BC?


TTYL, EST-birds! ;)

Magic Pie said...

did everyone just decide last night to get rid of our user pics to make mayo's easier to get into?

If so, let me know and I'll take mine out as well.

Magic Pie said...

oh, nevermind...looks like they are already disabled.

Magic Pie said...

Holy crap! Just heard about the tornados...really hope everyone's ok.

Anonymous said...

Hey and Bye Sis and Mustard!

Magic Pie,

I disabled it in the settings so they wouldn't load at all.

Mayo fixed his too, I think. O_O

Magic Pie said...

Cool x_x. Now it's much easier to get into Mayo's house.

anima said...

You guys are the best; thank you for being concerned.

The storms were pretty bad last night. Lots of limbs down in my yard, but other than that, we are okay.

Anonymous said...

Yay! I'm glad you're okay, Anima.

Now, Elena.....

WHERE ARE YOU???

Anonymous said...

Anima, real good to hear from you.

:D

Umm ow. Will this day ever end?

farawaysoclose said...

hi guys!
glad everyone so far is ok.
elena ring the family please!!

did mayo actually listen to us and disable the user pics over there? if he did then its nice to know he listens, i mean i know he kinda listens but hey with all the comments and all its nice to know he hears also!
if you get me!

Anonymous said...

Yep, they are gone!

elena said...

Hey family I'm fine. I was worried about Anima. The storms were worse for her I'm sure. We just had lots of rain and wind.
This morning when I left the house to come to work it was raining ice.
Crap, stupid Kansas weather.
Thanks for the concern!!

Anonymous said...

Yay! Elena's safe!

Now, who else is out there,
anybody heard from BC?

Bellatrix said...

Hey family!

Hope you’re all great today!

I’ve just sent an e-mail to BC. I’ll let you know something more as soon as she answer me back…

Anonymous said...

Good to hear from you elena. H

Anonymous said...

Hey guys that was nice of mayo to disable picsanything new at his casa?

Anonymous said...

So happy to hear everyone's okay.
Bella, do let us know if you hear from BC. We won't rest until we're all accounted for!



Yoda >_< posted a picture of Frank and Jamia at Mayo's.

Jamia owns my heart. She is a doll.

Anonymous said...

Posted on Alie's blog.


Anonymous said...

When will you learn, Miss Fisher?

Once again your obsessive behavior has resulted in people wanting you to back off and leave them the fuck alone. Only this time it's a group of bloggers asking you to stay away, not band management telling you to stay away.

MCR don't want fans like you.

January 7, 2008 1:38 PM


alie said...

anon, that doesn't even make any sense. Who is Miss Fisher? Has anyone ever told me to "back off and leave them alone"? No one asked me to stay away, and no band management ever told me to stay away.

"MCR don't want fans like you."

Don't you mean doesn't?

MCR is more than one person, there for it is "doesn't" not "don't"



Anonymous said...

'Doesn't' is used in the third person singular case.

Singular: Frank doesn't want fans like you. Gerard doesn't want fans like you. Ray doesn't want fans like you. Bob doesn't want fans like you. Mikey doesn't want fans like you.

Because MCR consists of more than one person, the plural nominative case would be applied.

Plural: We don't want fans like you. The Way brothers don't want fans like you. Ray, Bob and Frank don't want fans like you. MCR don't want fans like you.

January 8, 2008 10:06 AM

Anonymous said...

LOL

I wanted to correct so badly, but I refrained. She seemed upset that I told her I was disappointed their identities were stolen, because they were. I didn't see need to push it further.

Glad someone else took the swing.

Magic Pie said...

hahaha Ok, I have to laugh at that whole "doesn't/don't" thing because I HATE it when people don't know how to use words.

Anonymous said...

OMG! I find it wierd that someone found out her last name. What if *coughsomeonecough* recognized her pic and she actually is a crazy band stalker!!!! 0_0

Anonymous said...

Muwahahah!

That was funny.

Anonymous said...

Her last name is Orwig, not Fisher. Someone is grasping.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaha you couldn't make this stuff up!

Bellatrix said...

BC emailed me back and told me she is okay!!

Now I’ll go. Catch you later!
Love you all
*HUGS & KISSES*

Shame in me said...

Hey everyone :) how are you all?
Heard about the bad weather across the pond. Hope it hasnt hit any of us, and also hope it hasnt hit the rest of the population too bad either :/

Anonymous said...

Can I just say that anon wins for the way they made their point about the grammar! True fucking story!

Anonymous said...

BC's okay! Sweet!

All are present and accounted for who may have been affected by the bad weather, so that's terrific!



And a little off-subject, but isn't the line, "When will you learn, Miss Fisher?" from a movie?

It sounds familiar.

Anonymous said...

MUSTARD!!! WHAT YOU DOIN????

Anonymous said...

SMOKE!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Me? Nothing. I should be, but I'm not.

I can't decide whether I like BlogBelieve quiet or busting my ear drums. I have a love-hate relationship with this place, as with everything else. Go fucking figure :)

Anonymous said...

I know what you mean.....

When it's quiet, I'm all like where is errbody?

When it's booming, I'm all like BE QUIET cuz nobody can hear the PRINCESS!!!

Just playin'.

I do know what you mean, though.

elena said...

EVERYONE hears the Princess!!!

Hey Mustard...I'm bored. IT's snowing and no one wants to buy books. What's wrong with these people?

anima said...

Oh man, that person wins for the grammar lesson.


I'm happy to hear BC and Elena are okay. What a night!


K, I think I know what is wrong with my pup. Have you ever heard of 'limp tail' or 'cold tail?' I think that's what she has. She doing much better today, but her tail is still low. I'm hoping that's all it is. *crosses fingers*

Anonymous said...

Elena:

I don't know what's wrong with them. You'd think people would want a good book to read on a day like that.

Anonymous said...

Oh man.

I just saw the Gerard pictures Obi Wan posted.

I don't like the stubble one. As it was loading, Gerard looked too much like he was dead (*knocks on wood*) Bad thoughts ran through my mind.

Original Punk J said...

Original Punks said...
*POSTCARD FROM THE POOLHOUSE*

Dear Mayo, SS, and rest of the Family,

Having a wonderful time, enjoying the cool, quiet darkness and seclusion of the pool house! Mayo, I hope you don't mind, we brought the cats and bunnies with us. They've been very good and haven't made a mess anywhere.

However, a small lamb who claims to be Shaunette's baby sister has made herself a home on one of the lounge chairs in the corner. She says her name is Sparkle, and she wandered in looking for "shiny things". ???

Anyway, we've been reading a lot, watching pirated cable on that TV that's in the kitchenette, and--oh yeah, Mayo, I meant to ask you: what are these, um, "special" DVDs of yours? They're all in unmarked boxes, but they have your name on them. Yep, they say "Harold Beansnapper, aka Mr Pumpernickel".

Hey, SS, you know how I'm always asking if you're taking care of yourself? The poolhouse is a great place to unwind. You may want to consider moving in for a few days after we've left. You could sleep, relax, meditate, whatever. Just take some alone time and recharge. It certainly has done wonders for me.

To the Family members who've left messages on our machine: thank you for your sweet words and funny comments! We appreciate you guys checking on us. And for the others of you who've been thinking of us, thank you too for being concerned. We're doing fine, much better than before.

Finally, thanks to you, Mayo, for letting us crash out here. We'll clean it before we leave. And you didn't even charge us rent! What a guy. :)

I think we'll be moving back in the big house tomorrow. The cats are going stir-crazy, and we're missing you guys.

(Geez, good thing I used the extra super-sized ginormous postcard, hunh? This thing is HUGE!)

love and kisses to all!

J (and L from the lounger!)

January 8, 2008 2:23 PM

Anonymous said...

Haha!

"Special" DVD's O_o


Mayo's been bad.


Ew...no wonder he left the "Sorry some of you are unable to get in" comment.

Oh, man. This is all coming together now.



OPs:

Glad to hear you're both doing better. J, definitely glad to see you back to your chipper self. Diabetes is a bitch. It does things that I'm sure psychoses don't even do to you.

elena said...

PUNKS - yeah I just screamed. Miss you!!!

Those special tapes...Uh don't let the animals watch. It will make them nervous..

Mustard I'm gonna start throwing books at stupid people in this store. Only thing I'm worried about is hurting the books.

Anonymous said...

Elena....

You are taking up my habits!

Don't hurt the books! Thow a stapler or the telephone instead! I've tried it and it works!.....

Anonymous said...

Kapunua, my love, I would be honored if you would write a poem for me. Just knowing that I am able to hold your attention for a few fleeting moments is more than I could have ever dared hope from one as enchanting as yourself.

Anonymous said...

Comments like these make me proud to be an anon. I heart that anon so hard right now!

Posted on Alies blog.



Anonymous said...
Yup...real smooth indeed.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out.


Or should that be 'doesn't'?

elena said...

Okay I'll throw a phone book. People are just crazy today. You would think there was a full moon or something. I'm trying so hard not to roll my eyes but the last one didn't understand why she had to pay tax on her purchase. WTF? I told her to take it up with the goverment!

Anonymous said...

Hey everyone. I wanted to thank you for worrying about us midwesterners.
The weather seems to be okay now, if not a bit cloudy where I live. I just had some bad thunderstorms last night and some rain, that's about it. Thank you for the concern.

farawaysoclose said...

Anyway, we've been reading a lot, watching pirated cable on that TV that's in the kitchenette, and--oh yeah, Mayo, I meant to ask you: what are these, um, "special" DVDs of yours? They're all in unmarked boxes, but they have your name on them. Yep, they say "Harold Beansnapper, aka Mr Pumpernickel".

OPs you guys crack me up!!

glad you're both fine and catch up with you soon ok.

hello everyone else! glad we are all accounted for.

have to say the anon giving the grammar lesson was too funny!!

Anonymous said...

HI everyone!

Anonymous said...

Wow, the porch is empty.

*sits on swing*

farawaysoclose said...

hi lucylu! i don't know if we've ever chatted but i've seen your name around.
yes very peaceful isn't it!

Anonymous said...

Hi! It's nice here on the porch, isn't it?

ergoproxy said...

Hi how is everyone

well for some reason this morning I can't get a comment box at Mayo's!

So I'll hang here for a while.

Is there room on the swing?

Anonymous said...

Definitely ergoproxy, we could even do the spider if you like! (now I know what it is, I thought it was a dance!)

ergoproxy said...

hi lucy lu fasc elena BC S&M Sdock ?
not sure who's about

ergoproxy said...

I did like your dance though!

We used to do this thing called the "dead ant" we could be anywhere (and I mean shops, lectures, clubs) and one would yell "dead ant" and you drop to the ground and wave your legs in the air.
Good fun , and we weren't even drunk!

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious, I do stuff like that too, but I definitely have to be drunk!

Anonymous said...

Me and my friend took turns to squeeze into a postman pat van kiddies ride in our local mall and we took pictures of each other, we had to run away from security!

Anonymous said...

Hi there Ergo, lucylu.


BC

farawaysoclose said...

oh hello ergo!
what time is it with you??
there's not much going on at mayos. tis very quiet!

ergoproxy said...

hahaha

I've done stuff like that.

Skipping is good, just hold hands and skip through a mall. People look at you like you've got two heads!!
I just love looking like I'm enjoying myself more than everyone else, that makes them wonder.
I also sing along with music while I drive, makes a difference to people sitting and staring ahead. And once at lights the guy in front and I realised we had the same song so we sang to eachother until the lights changed.

ergoproxy said...

It's 8:14 am Wed

I have overcast weather and I think it's affecting my connection
(I have a satellite dish as we're rural)

toujours said...

And once at lights the guy in front and I realised we had the same song so we sang to eachother until the lights changed.

i love it!! XD

farawaysoclose said...

well ergo its 22.16 here and i have a glass of red wine in my hand, well sat by the computer. lovely! although i prefer white wine but there is none in my abode so hey ho!

toujours said...

oops.

i wasn't s'pposed to comment yet.

>_>


i hafta go do other stuff, and i was gonna wait.

*shakes fist at ergo*
:D

toujours said...

well, i might as well go try the door at mayo's.

wish me luck!

ergoproxy said...

TJ !!!!!!!


haha I can draw you out ecto-tj lol

oh fasc sounds nice, but I have coffee instead of Red (also prefer white, or lighter reds, rose or chianti/lambrusco etc)

Anonymous said...

I'm a rose gal myself!

Anonymous said...

Oooh total Nirvana is on Kerrang. Cool.

Anonymous said...

http://www.myspace.com/tuffytiff

Her real name is Natalie and her mood is 'mischievious' last login was today.

farawaysoclose said...

sorry off the radar for a while there wtf is wrong with my computer/connection/whatever!!

Anonymous said...

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Special:Contributions&target=User:Tiffaunie


click on the bit that says 'this change' where Alie/Tiff/Natalie made the following amendment to the original statement:

"Gerard Way has a new girlfriend called Lyn Z She's the bassist from the band Mindless Self IndulgenceCongrats to them?"


Tiff added the following comment:
I think he's with her, but just for revenge...They aren't together. It is a publicity stunt. He wants to make Eliza mad. He doesn't like Lyn-z, she's not girly enough for him.



SURE you know the band, you delusional fuckwit! If you know anyone it wouldn't surprise me if it was Eliza!!!!! Bitter, much, is she?

Anonymous said...

http://wiki.answers.com/wiki.phtml?
=Gerard_Way_has_a_new_girlfriend
_called_Lyn_Z_She%27s_the_bassist_from_the_band
_Mindless_Self_Indulgence
Congrats_to_them&diff=770831&oldid=767670

C&P each line

toujours said...

haha I can draw you out ecto-tj lol

well, you are my medium! you are the whoopi goldberg to my patrick swayze. *snicker*

alackaday, i rattled the door at mayo's but it still won't open for me. maybe things will improve with the new post.

(still, how cool is it that he's trying to help! what a great guy!)

gotta go trawl the job boards. back later, unless ergo has anything to say about it. ;D

sdock10 said...

Hi ALL!

I still can't "get in" Mayo's.

But I appreciate that he tried to help us.

Looks like I am a permanent Porch swinger.

I love here no matter what.

Anonymous said...

Tiffaunie Orwig attended Jefferson Scranton Middle School Iowa 2001-2004 and 2004-2008.

www.classmates.com.

Anonymous said...

PERSONAL INFORMATION IS GOING TOO FAR.


Please remember that. Please.


Hey Sdock!

sdock10 said...

Oh Gawwwd, I meant I love it here...not love here. I don't do my loving on the porch swing...not yet anyways...well, maybe just a little bit.

sdock10 said...

Hi Mustard,

How are you?

Any luck "getting in"?

ergoproxy said...

yeah anon personal info is a bit to far, just the comment she's at school would be ok


ecto TJ
or I could be your strange small medium with the creepy girly voice to your poltergeist!

"She's heeeere"
good luck with the job boards!

Anonymous said...

LOL

Nope, still stuck!

I wouldn't have been able to "get in" anyway now.

Waiting for a new post to see at what comment number I get cut off.

How was your day at work?! Same old, same old?

farawaysoclose said...

hi again guys. its superhero time over at mayos. we are saying what superheros we think mayo and SS would be. its actually really quiet there but as i have now had half a bottle of red wine (it is 22.58) i'll share my rubbish suggestion with sdock and anyone else who can't get into mayos.


farawaysoclose said...
god its slow in here tonight isn't it!!!

erm on the super hero front......mayo is the porn king and SS is the love god and together they make the perfect partnership fighting shitty love/sexless relationships across the universe!!!

jesus fucking christ i'm sorry guys!! brain is sadly not functioning on the correct level tonight!

hey but it might work??? if you can have porn (during those few moments before she opens my pants) + true love (its all about the love) = fucking heaven! hurray! may be this was the purpose of all this????????

January 8, 2008 5:52 PM

MissTottenham said...

Hello everyone, how are you?

Anonymous said...

Miss T!! *runs and hugs almost knocking you over*

The porch is starting to get invaded now! I'm keeping out of it.

sdock10 said...

Hi MissT!

How are ya?


Mustard,

Work was okay...pretty much eazy peezy pumpkin peezy.

FASC,

You are cracking me up!

farawaysoclose said...

sdock happy to please always!

how do miss T.
GS's page is private now. have you heard anything from her??

Anonymous said...

I love how they are both scantily clad, because of course that goes without saying...duh!

farawaysoclose said...

so do i MIB but its plausable!
we know mayo likes a bit of porn and SS loves everyone!!

scantily clad??? i'm picturing it?? not entirely working for me on any level!!

MissTottenham said...

*stumbles under Lucy Lu's speedy hug*

Hi sweetie, how are you?

Hi sdock, how are you doing my little drifting boat?

Hi mustard, how are you sweetie?

Hi faraway, how are you sweetie? GS is OK.

Sdock, I passed on your love to GS yesterday.

Anonymous said...

Hi guys! How are you all? Sdock, don't lie about the things you do on the porch swing. I hear that thing creaking all night. ;D (Hand Adam over when you're done.)

Mustard: CASH AND PRIZES.

Me? Work was fun because I was lab assistant which I haven't done in ages and really missed. The only downer was that my legs were in like total screaming pain and I will be eating painkillers for dinner, troofax. If I'm a little loopy later, that's why.

Anon: I hear you, and once I get my head on straight I will write you something fun. ^_^

Anonymous said...

It's good to see you Miss T!

I think Mayo would definitely have a mask of some sort and SS would have a cape! (and maybe they would both wear their underwear over tights)

Anonymous said...

FASC:

What about if scantily clad meant spandex biker shorts with a mesh tank top? Maybe some glitter eyeshadow and tube socks?


For both ;)

But, SS's gets to be cooler, because he's cool x infinity.

farawaysoclose said...

miss T do say hi to GS from me if you are in touch. i'm not around so much myself but i have been aware of her absence lately.

Anonymous said...

Faraway you are cracking me up!

sdock10 said...

MissT,

Thank you for doing that for me. I miss her.

*pokes out bottom lip and makes sad face*


I'm hungry and thinking about making some more pancakes tonight and bacon! And I must clean up my living room...it looks like Sam Goody music exploded in my living room. I have CD's everywhere.*


*sdock is still excited that she found her Loretta Lynn cd*

Anonymous said...

Mustard: CASH AND PRIZES



Everyone, may I have your attention!?


I don't have a fuckin' clue what Kapunua's talking about.


;)

MissTottenham said...

I will do FASC.

sdock10 said...

FASC,

You are making me laugh out fucking loud. I wish I had wine to join you.


Kapunua,

SHhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell all my porch secrets.

ergoproxy said...

MIB now I'm getting visions of Wham!

big white t-shirts with
"CRYPTIC KING" for Mayo and "KEEP THE FAITH" for SS

and lycra bike shorts on guys unless they are riding bikes - noooooo
(or even if they are)
just watch the Men's sprints at the Olympics - it's almost hypnotic

farawaysoclose said...

no no no no no!!
just fucking jeans with obvious bulge. that spells super hero to me!!

god really i do apologise, well not at all actually!

farawaysoclose said...

right mr bloke is back from playing stupidly late 5 aside footie. its 23.29 here so i'm off.
love to all!

sdock10 said...

Love you, FASC! Byeee!

MissTottenham said...

Argh! Lycra shorts.

You guys are making my eyes hurt.

ergoproxy said...

Jeans are better as they don't tend to outline everything in really too much anatomical detail.
Plus they tend to lift and hug rather flatteringly, unless they are those knee length crotch gangsta things.

Anonymous said...

bye faraway!

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine Mayo or SS in lycra shorts, it's just wrong on so many levels.0_0

ergoproxy said...

night fasc

we have a sprinter here, Matt Shirvington, he is rather endowed and the video of him running has coined the phrase to "do a shirvo".
It looked very uncomfortable, I mean assuming there's issues such as more ample lasses have while running

MissTottenham said...

Goodnight FASC.

ergoproxy said...

I'm off to the gym catch you all later!

Anonymous said...

Bye! Do some sit ups for me!

sdock10 said...

I am full of pancakes now. That was soooooooooo good.

What's new? I mean since I left...anything?

Smoke said...

Ok, SS shooting a death glance....


Not gonna happen. He'd giggle before he could ever make a straight face. ^_^

Lycra = ewwwwww.

Mayo would be like ummmm.......

What's the dude in X-Men that has all the telekinetic(?) powers? That would be him. Cuz he'd let all the power go to his head.






Did I just say 'head'? @_@

MissTottenham said...

See you later Ergo.

Hi S&V, you naughty girl!

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Muhhahahahhaahhahahah!

Seriously, muuahahahahahha!

No, really, muahahhahahah!

Thank YOU!

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Smoke said...

MISST!!!!!!

Whatcha doin?

sdock10 said...

Oh no, Brit, Brit...exposed her tit tit to photogs on the freeway after she proceeded to drive on a flat tire.

Dear God,

Please tell me what I can do to help her.

This can't get worse...right?

anima said...

Hey blogbelieve family. I'm home!

Anonymous said...

SS would have to be permanent good cop if he ever has kids.

anima said...

Sdock, did that just happen?

MissTottenham said...

I'm good S&V, how are you?

I'm gonna be working the rest of the week at my sis's place of work. They desperately need the help and I've done it before. It's admin stuff.

GS sends her love. She is baking her daughter a cake. It sounds like fun.

Anonymous said...

Earlier this evening I posted this and since I saw you were also playing I thought I'd post it here.

Thanks for indulging my whim.




it is pretty quiet around here, I thought you might want to play a little game. It is called Superheros, Supervillians and Superpowers. Using Mayo, SS and possibly other posters here, we could come up with some fun names and powers for them to have.


My superhero would be MayoMan and his powers would be super spreadability, like a large gelatinous web to catch criminals in.

Anyone else want to play?

sdock10 said...

MissT,

Tell GS that we love her back.

Are you excited about working?


Errr, I have a fucking headache again! And I must go take some nasty tasting cough medicine.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm going to call it a night. Bye everyone!

Smoke said...

Uhhhh, yeah but I'm not that creative. O_O

Think up one for the Evil-yet-oh-so-Fabulous Princess!!!


Brit-Brit....don't. That's all I can say, just don't.


OMG! Does anybody want a AFI, 30STM, Staind or Misfits cd?

CUZ I'M ONLY GETTING LIKE 10,000 A PIECE!!!! FRIGGIN' BMG!!!! I HATE YOU!

sdock10 said...

Hmmm, I will have to think about this....SuperMayo..what would he look like?

Dressed in all black...like a shadow.


SS?

He would have to have those regular guy clothes and goofy glasses to hide his super power abilities.

I suck at this.

*sdock is one of Mayo's SuperNymphs or LethalLovelies*

MissTottenham said...

Aw, goodnight Lucy. Sweet dreams.

*hugs Lucy Lu so tight*

Yes sdock, all the people there are lovely. And I get to work with my sis.

Anonymous said...

Thanks hunny, have a fun evening! Don't get into any trouble out here on the Porch or Mayo will come out after you shaking his fist!

sdock10 said...

Smoke,

Maybe a cross between Peter Parker and Clark Kent.....and Mayo is a cross between Bruce Wayne and Patrick Bateman....oh fuck wait...not that's just my Christian Bale fantasy.*

*They just said 3:10 Yuma on the fucking TV!! Dude, I am psychic.


MissT,

I love my sister but I dunno if I could work with her.

Smoke said...

Yes....Mayo is Patrick Bateman.

He is American Psycho.

That's it. Done.

SS is kind of like The Flash....

All of a sudden he's there and then like a bolt of lightening.....

He's gone.

And he's cool as fuck! Hellz yeah!

sdock10 said...

Yeah, yeah...The Flash...yeah.

I like that!


So for real, like how many cds are you getting?


FYI-Keith Urban is going to be a daddy!

sdock10 said...

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

MissTottenham said...

Anon,

I think paperheart would make a good blog superhero.

She is skilled in the art of Hugfu. She would capture the bad guys with her lassoo of love.

Once she had captured them, she would put them in a hug hold and smother them with ker kissing machine which she keeps in her superhero lair.

Once kissed into submission, they would be free to rejoin society, with their bad ways firmly behind them. they will now want to spread the word of love and peace around blogland.

Her outfit would be pink with lovehearts all over it. She would have a little red mask and a shiney silver cape which reflects love out to all who glance at it.

Anonymous said...

heloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Anonymous said...

SS's costume could incorporate his slogan of Faith, Hope and Love. Maybe printed on a hoodie.

MissTottenham said...

Helloooooooooo fim

Anonymous said...

ss could ride around in a giant pink bunny car and it could have big pink bunny ears on the roof

Anonymous said...

FS, he would have super snuggle powers. No one could resist him.

Smoke said...

MissT, that is exactly how I picture PH!

I don't know, Sdock. Probably 3 or 4 of each that I know of. What the hell am I going to do with 4 AFI cd's? It's not like they are different! It's the same one! All of them!

OMG! I suck so bad!

Yes, Anon! A hoodie! Definitely!
Hee-hee!

For the record......

Mayo is for real Patrick Bateman. O_O

MissTottenham said...

LOL fim

Anonymous said...

oh anon, they wouldnt be able to resist him, and the bunny mobile could shoot out fluffy carrots to get the villans

Anonymous said...

he would smile at you and you would be powerless against him. you would fall under his spell and would have to do his bidding.

MissTottenham said...

ha ha ha ha fim

resurrected wreck said...

Fluffy carrots??

Smoke said...

Iero is a funny guy. Adorable, too.

Sdock, just for you....

Pumpkin, you're dating a dickweed.

Pumpkin, you're dating a dickweed.

Pumpkin. You're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

^_^

Anonymous said...

Hi other anon, I like how you think.

Smoke said...

Oh, God, I just re-read the snuggle powers comment.

That is friggin' hilarious!

Anonymous said...

ss would jump out of his fluffy pink bunny mobile and would be wearing a fluffy bunny outfit. og course he has a fluffy little tail. his tail would be deadly. he just needs to bend over and the fluffy tail shoots balls of steal at the nasty villans

resurrected wreck said...

he just needs to bend over and the fluffy tail shoots balls of steal at the nasty villans

^ ^
0_0

Smoke said...

So how many Anon's do we have?

Sorry, I get confused.....

sister midnite said...

O_o

Superheroes, spandex bike shorts, tube socks and bunny cars???

Okay, who's been doing Flintstone shooters again?

Oh, and hi Socky, Princess, Miss T, Fimble, Anon, and whoever else I've missed. #^_^#

OP's, glad to see you back!
Anima, Elena, BC -- whoo hoo! You guys are all okay! ^___^

What else is goin' on?

ergoproxy said...

Hi Y'all

bunny mobile? balls of steel from his tail?

so who would be the villains?

MissTottenham said...

Hi Sis M *hug*

Hi RW *hug*

sdock10 said...

Damnit, Hollywood needs to settle this writers strike....give em what they want!

House is not NEW tonight...it's from 2004!

WTF??????


Hi all who are here now! Sorry for my rudeness.....

*goes back to giggling and swinging*

resurrected wreck said...

ss would jump out of his fluffy pink bunny mobile and would be wearing a fluffy bunny outfit.

Like this:

Trouble

resurrected wreck said...

Hi Miss T! *squeeze*

Hallo everyone :D

Anonymous said...

ohhh rw that is totally what he would look like. pink to make the boys wink and all

hey there sister. how are you tonight, have you come to test the merch? wink wink

resurrected wreck said...

ohhh rw that is totally what he would look like. pink to make the boys wink and all

Super SS and his fluffy tail of DOOM!

Anonymous said...

How funny! Remember the anon that gave Alie a grammar lesson using members of MCR to illustrate their point? Comments deleted. She's left the other comments...that particular comment must have struck a nerve.

Smoke said...

THE PRINCESS!!!!!

Nah, PPU is kind of a villian, right?

Or maybe PPU is not good or evil, just kind of indifferent.....you know, kind of like whatever???

*PPU, say something smart about my inability to get my point across and I'll smack you!

SISTER MIDNITE!!!! I WUV YOU!!!!

ASS-KICKIN' BOOTS!!!!

Alright, gotta go take a shower....

BRB!

Anonymous said...

It would make my day if Mayo or SS was the mystery grammar anon.

ergoproxy said...

Hi sdock fimble S&M sisM missT anons

sdock Brit didn't did she?
she need s alot of help, A news thing said Dr Phil was seeing her.

Nic and Kieth are expecting and the funny thing was the aussie "papparazzi" consisted of like 8 guys and they talked to her then to her Mum and Dad - who were so proud!
According to her Mum it's due "sometime in July"

Anonymous said...

sdock10 said...

Damnit, Hollywood needs to settle this writers strike....give em what they want!

House is not NEW tonight...it's from 2004!

WTF??????



WHAT?! WHAT?! WAIT... WHAT?!

sdock10 said...

*still swinging and looking at Ergo and nodding head*

Yep! She sure did...she flashed her tit...after she pulled off the highway...after riding for miles on a flat tire. Awwwwwwwwh...

sdock10 said...

*stops swing and looks at Jules and nods head*

Yep, House is a REPEAT!

MissTottenham said...

Hi Ergo. Hi k.

Sdock, is this swing next to you free?

sister midnite said...

Fimble, baby, I don't want to piss off your pimp. She might even still be my wifey...

Can you tell who's confoosed? ^_^

BRB!

Anonymous said...

*saunters over in apricot tutu with tiara and necklace*

*quick twirl*

Baaaaa!

*stands with front hooves on swing and looks up at sdock10*

Baaa?

sdock10 said...

MissT,

Of course it is....Wanna swing with me?

I just feel like being quiet and listening tonight.

*hums to self*

ergoproxy said...

sdock I cannot even remotely fathom, what goes on in her head these days!
Did you hear K Fed was worried she may harm herself and the kids with the gun he gave her for her birthday!!
Really I think those kids need to be far away from them both!

resurrected wreck said...

In case anyone here doesn't know yet, Frank's posted a new letter at the S//C site. You need to be a member to log on & read it, I believe. If you're not, you can check it out here:

Frank s//c letter

Scroll down a wee bit, and you'll find it.

resurrected wreck said...

Did you hear K Fed was worried she may harm herself and the kids with the gun he gave her for her birthday!!

.
.
.

Words fail me at this point.

MissTottenham said...

Aw shaunette, you look beautiful tonight.

resurrected wreck said...

Shaunette, I'm glad you're here! I have a belated pressie to pass along - a peacock-feathered headband. It should go a treat with your tutu! :)

sdock10 said...

*stops swing, bends down, and rubs noses with Shaunette*

Shaunette, I do believe apricot is your signature color.

Anonymous said...

*licks MissT's hand*

*walks over to RW to get new headband put on*

*gives big sheep kiss*

Baaa baaa ba baaaaaa
translation:
"Thank you so much"

*runs to admire reflection in porch window*

resurrected wreck said...

Shaunette, you are truly a vision of loveliness!

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

Why do I get the feeling you keep looking out on the porch?

Don't make me start singing again....

*ponders what Mayo would like to hear tonight*

I can sing anything....YOU choose.



I keep dreaming about poor Brit-Brit....I always almost cry in those dreams. It is so sad.

MissTottenham said...

*sits on swing next to sdock and gives shaunette a tickle under her chin*

resurrected wreck said...

Off to shower, brb...

Anonymous said...

*loves nose rubs,compliments and tickles*

*wonders if sheep can use trampolines*

Baaaa?

sdock10 said...

Mayo,

I found another song for you:

Mind if I swing and sing at the same time?

There is no damn reason I should have to be so alone
I’m smothered by this emptiness, Lord I wish I was made of stone
Like a fool I lent my soul to love and it paid me back with shame
God help me, am I the only one who’s ever felt this way?

A heart that’s worn and weathered would know better than to fight
But I wore mine like a weapon, played out love like a crime
And it wrung me and strung me out, hung years on my face
God help me, am I the only one who’s ever felt this way?

Now my sense of humor needs a break
I see a shadow in the mirror and she’s laughin’ through her tears
One more smile’s all I can fake

There is a wound inside me and it’s bleeding like a flood
There are times when I see light ahead but hope is not enough
As another night surrounds me and it pounds me like a wave
God help me, am I the only one who’s ever felt this way?



I dedicate the song to myself and my performance to you because until I met you, I would have never sang in public!

Anonymous said...

baa!!!

*boing*

baaAAAA !!

*boing*

BAAAAAA!!!

*boing*

*hops off and staggers about*

*thinks that was a very silly idea*

Anonymous said...

s//c letter

I gotta say that kid has flow. He continues to get better and better. It blows my mind.



The love you have for one another is phenomenal - it blows my mind.


Just sayin'

sdock10 said...

Shaunette,

Maybe you should stick to solid ground.

ergoproxy said...

Frank is a great guy.
he had a myspace bulletin about a S//C forum and he seems to want people to try and make a difference which is such a great way to use the fact you are well known

resurrected wreck said...

Shaunette, you look a little green...

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